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forthedancingandthethriving · 14 days

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Whimpu: I have decided I’m going to learn Sspanish!

Juliano: Oh! ¡Excelente!

Whimpu: I- I haven’t started yet.

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Bob: This morning, I found a glass of water with a note on it that said “for hangover me”.

Bob: So I drank it. Turns out it was vodka and drunk me is an asshole.

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Mario: I don’t always make the best decisions.

*Earlier..*

Luigi: What is that?

Mario: An alpaca! I got the last one!

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SMG3: I love you.

SMG4: You literally just told me I was the bane of your existence yesterday.

SMG3: That’s an unrelated fact.

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Phobos: If the Abyss doesn't appear out of nowhere to stop me, then it can't be that bad.

Abyssal: If our creator is approving of this, then it can't be THAT GOOD.

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Ash: Did I get so tired that I declared myself the King of all Pokémon?

Miku: If I said no, I'd be lying to the King of all Pokémon.

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Cody: Aw man.. I really wanted to head into the zoo. Too bad it's closed.

Lil Coding: You know what they say.

Cody: Please don’t-

Lil Coding: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

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Phobos: They say if you seek revenge, you should dig two graves.

The Abyss: That's a stupid quote.

The Abyss: I'm going to kill way more than two people.

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Sora: It's locked. You got a lock pick?

Tulip: Yeah-

Laharl: *kicks in the door*

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Jayin: I love being right. It’s one of my favorite personality traits.

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Juliano: You know, I think my life has value.

Phobos: Who are you and what have you done with Juliano?

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Tama, holding out a cookie for Nimbus: Look! This one's a heart, that’s how I feel about you!

Nimbus: *quietly crying*

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Ambrosia, affectionately: You’re an idiot.

Nimbus: That’s the charm!

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Irene: I hate you with every inch of my body right now.

Nightmare King: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Shantae: Can we talk about that text you sent?

Laharl: Why? It was important.

Shantae: It just says, "I'm back on my shit".

Laharl, shrugging: The people need to know.

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forthedancingandthethriving · 7 days

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Lil Coding: Thought I was meowing back at an actual cat for the past hour, but it was just me, Plurality, and Cody meowing at each other from different rooms in the castle.

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Luigi: Mario just insisted everyone remember a code word in case we’re ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we’re not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.

Luigi: And honestly, considering our track record, we might very well need it.

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Juliano, walking into the foyer to see Diana leaning on the back of the couch and watching a documentary on ships vanishing at sea: What are you doing?

Diana, watching intently: Seeing how many of these were me.

Juliano: … How many have you found so far?

Diana: Around eight, but I’m still not sure about this next one...

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SMG4: Where did Susan go off to? Why the hell did she just storm off in the middle of the meeting?

SMG3, brushing dirt off of his overalls: They'll find her out front.

SMG4: But we didn't see her?

SMG3: They'll just need to dig deeper.

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Forum: I like laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping because if I hear your heartbeat, it lets me know you're actually here.

Juliano, choking up: rEALLY?

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*Context: Lil Coding got into catnip that was somehow enchanced, i.e., it was code catnip, and he is going WILD*

Mario: Okay, Lil Coding is in the cat carrier, so I think we're safe until Vitality gets here..

Meggy, staring in horror at the back of the cat carrier: There's a hole in the back of it.

*gremlin cat noises from somewhere*

Bob: Shit, he's in the walls! *shakes Mario like a maraca* HES IN THE GODDAMN WALL!

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Phobos, watching Juliano's mental health deteriorate more and more: Don't you think this is going a bit.. too far?

The Abyss: Not far enough, bring up his dead parents next time.

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*When the invetiable confrontation happens*

Vitality: One of my biggest regrets and mistakes was ever letting you live!

Disc: That's where your wrong, your worst mistake was ever letting me live!

Vitality: That's what I just said!?

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forthedancingandthethriving · 2 months

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Mario: It’s what’s on the inside that matters.

SMG3: Name one time that’s been true.

Mario: The fridge.

SMG3: Fair point.

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Juliano: Hi, do you accept walk-ins?

Morgue Attendant: What?

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Mario: Uh oh. Someone just put us in a position of responsibility.

Lil Coding: The day has suddenly turned sinister.

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Luigi: We'll have to go with my usual strategy.

Meggy: What’s that?

Luigi: Run fast and scream a lot!

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Melony: *hacker voice* I’m in.

Meggy: I don't think you're supposed to say "hacker voice".

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Mr L: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Cosmos: Mr L, sir... that’s just a trash can.

Mr L: It sure is!

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SMG4: Okay, but if you’re not gay then why are you always holding my hand and kissing me and telling me I’m your boyfriend?

SMG3: Dude, it's satire!

SMG4: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

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Meggy: What are you doing?

Mario, holding a wiffle bat: Killing you. Unfortunately, I could only afford a wiffle bat, so it's going to take a while.

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Domain: There’s a tree out there growing wood for your coffin.

Juliano: Bold of you to assume my body will be found.

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Jeeves, about the Crew: Have you no control over these idiots?

SMG4: None whatsoever.

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Juliano: ..Looks like I can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one.

Juliano: Ignite it is.

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SMG4: Couldn’t you be more, I don’t know, enthusiastic?

SMG3, in the dullest voice he can mutter: Woo-hoo, extra hoo.

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Tari: You don’t know, or you don’t care?

Saiko: Pick one.

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Mario: Ohh. You’re supposed to put the waffles in the fridge?

Luigi: Yes. In the fridge.

Mario: Oh… it was a good waffle.

Luigi: Get more tomorrow?

Mario: Yes.

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Cody: You ever get tired of being wrong?

LC, being chased by Plurality: I do! I really do!

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The Abyss: Why does Juliano keep getting away?

Phobos: Perhaps you don’t chain him up tight enough.

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Lily: *casually walks into Coffee N' Bombs and starts rummaging through the cabinets behind the counters*

SMG3, not even phased: Jerry?

Lily: Jerry.

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Forum: How are you?

Juliano: I’m… alive.

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Mario: I’m not afraid of anything, except acne and leprechauns.

SMG4: Leprechauns aren’t real.

Mario: I know what I saw!

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Plurality: I had to stop you from trying to blow up the sun!

Elanore: I was gonna cure skin cancer!

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Root: I think at the moment, my rampant identity issues are the least of my worries.

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forthedancingandthethriving · 2 months

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The Abyss: He's not that stupid, is he?

Juliano: *takes its deal while having a mental break and believing that if he does this, it won't affect anyone else he loves*

Abyss: *looks into the camera, eyebrows raised*

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Juliano, watching shadows grab him: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move.

Phobos, softly: Don't.

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Luigi: Mario was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Mario: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Luigi: Mario, you ate the kitchen.

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Tulip, rummaging through her old desk: I remember when I was little, my mom said that I couldn't get my tetanus shot unless I got perfect marks on every assignment leading up to that day.

SMG7: What.. what did you do?

Tulip, tossing up papers that all have perfect marks on them: FUCKING STUDIED, I GUESS.

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Melony: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired, so let's go for 12 more just in case.

Meggy: Melony, that's a coma.

Melony: Sounds festive.

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Luigi: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Bob: I'm as sure as I am honest.

Luigi: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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SMG4: Lily, keep an eye on Coding today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Lily: Sure, I’d love to see LC get punched.

SMG4: Try again.

Lily, sighing: I will stop LC from getting punched.

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Meggy: I'm so tough, I'm on alert even when there's no danger!

Dr. Avis: That's PTSD.

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Dr. Pheobe: You often use humor to deflect trauma.

Juliano: Thank you!

Dr. Pheobe: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Juliano: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

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SMG3: Do you really think they can handle preheating the oven?

Forum: I would hope so!

*The sound of the kitchen lighting on fire, followed by Domain's cursing and Meggy's shrieking, can be heard*

Forum: *slowly crushes the object he's holding* .. I have a sudden passion project for putting Meme Logic into an actual body, tying it up, and hitting it with a wrecking ball.

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Irene: How do you usually get them all focused on something whenever you have something else to do?

Juliano: Watch.

Juliano, to the rest of the Avatars: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Avatars: *immediately begin arguing*

Irene, watching in horror: Oh, this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Lil Coding: I think Houdini did something like this once!If I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Cody, deadpan: Well, that's encouraging.

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forthedancingandthethriving · 3 months

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Don't Listen.

Wearing you down to accept the deal, but your consciousness tells you not to give in. But can you stand the smallest hint of its power?

#phobos the abyssling #oc: mandy #!efficient art!#!posts!#I went with lineless for Phobos because I thought it was neat!#*holds up Phobos* pls... ask.... about them :>#this is obviously about the Abyss trying to wear Juliano down. remember that even if it shows 'care' for him its still.. evil #heehoo evil thing of horrors go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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