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D.A.M.N INCORRECT QUOTES PART TWO

(Now featuring my Lovely Oc Dani!)

Cw: Cursing

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Damien: Care to explain to me why you mouth is blue?

Denise: I ate a paint ball

Damien: Why would you that?

Denise: Because I thought a blueberry

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Gavin: What time you all go to bed?

Damien: 8:32

Huxely: 10 pm

Lasko: 12:56

Denise: Bold of you to assume I even went to bed

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Denise: I bet all my Monopoly money that I can down 10 cans of Monster

Huxely: I bet you my Monopoly money AND all my real money

Denise: BET-

Damien: NO-

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Denise: Huxely! Lasko! Damien's being mean to me!

Damien: No I'm not!

Lasko: How is Damien being mean?

Damien: I'm not being mean. I just took away her controller cause she kept setting Sims houses on fire

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Denise: I like my own post!

Denise: It's not me being vain. Its just simply me self-loving my ideas

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Damien: Freelaner!

Denise: What ever it was, Lasko said I could eat all the cherries

Damien: What? No I-

Damien:

Damien: You ate all my cherries?

Denise:

Denise: No?

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Damien: I'm grounding you all inside the house

Huxley: What did I do?

Damien's You tried to crush a guys truck

Lasko: What did I do?

Damien: You got drunk and made a hurricane by the pool

Gavin: What'd-

Damien: You slept with the host wife in his bed

Denise: Ok, but what'd I do?

Damien: You payed them to do all of it

:readmore:

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Denise: Lasko, you know I love you, but if you apologize to me one more time, I'm going to kiss you.

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Denise: Huxely! I bet you carry me around the house for 30 minutes!

Huxely: Bet dude!

Lasko: Is that your way of getting Huxely to pick you up?

Denise: *Being carried around the house" Maybe

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Denise: Ok nap time.

Lasko: But-

Denise: Nap time

Huxely: You have to-

Denise: Shhhh. Nap time

Gavin: Deviant you-

Denise: Nope nap time

Damien: You can't take a nap to avoid yoir problems

Denise: That's what you say. I say it's nap time

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*Denise and Caelum wrapped in a blanket burrito together*

Denise: Burrito baby!

Caelum: Burrito baby!

Gavin: *sitting next to them taking pictures* What is a burrito baby?

Denise and Caelum: It's us!

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Denise: Damien! We have a problem!

Damien: *sighing* What did you do?

Denise: I don't know but I'm on a boat in the middle of the lake

Damien: I'm sorry where are you????

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Denise: *singing some random song*

Balefire: *meowing along and spooking the shit outta her and Gavin*

Gavin and Denise: What the fuck-

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Denise: I love you

Huxely: I love you

Denise: I Love You

Huxely: I LOVE YOU!

Denise: I LOVE YOU!

Damien: Why are they screaming?

Lasko: They're fighting over who loves who more

Gavin: I don't know if it's cute or I should be concerned that they're screaming blood murder

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Gavin: What do you wanna be when you grow up?

Damien: The president

Lasko: A teacher

Denise: A pirate captain

Huxely: A tree!

Denise: Pfffft- that's right baby. You can be a tree

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Lasko: *hears a knock at the door* I think that's the pizza guy

Denise: Someone get the door before Gavin takes his shirt off!

Damien: What?

Gavin: *throws he shirt at Denise* To late

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Lasko: Freelancer, I'm giving you permission to do my makeup for this date with Damien

Denise: *excitedly* REALLY!!??

Lasko: Y-yeah

Denise: I'm gonna make you look gorgeous

Lasko: Why do I suddenly feel scared?

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Denise: Once when I was younger, I let Caelum do my makeup and he drew on me with my lipstick like I was a coloring book

Denise: It was to cute so I couldn't be mad that he used up all my expensive lipstick

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Damien: I'm giving you access to my kitchen-

Denise: REALLY!?!

Damien: Wait no! I change my mind-

Denise: TO LATE!

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Denise: *giving everyone matching hair clips* Now we're matching and people know your mine

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Denise: My head hurts

Damien: Do you want me to get you an Advil?

Denise: No. I want you to baby me back to heath. Duh

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Lasko: They've been at it for hours

Gavin: I think they'll tire each other out

Huxely: I don't think they will

*Denise and Damien dancing in Just Dance*

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Denise: I occasionally remember that Caelum first found me when I was 17 and he saw me before I had this major glow up and I'm mad about it

Caelum: Oh yeah! I have pictures. Wanna see?

Denise: CAE DON'T YOU DARE

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Damien: And what made you get a tattoo of a lizard again?

Denise: Spite

Lasko: Spite for who?

Denise: Damien. He said I couldn't get one and I said "Yes I can, fuck you."

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*Denise and Gavin kissing each other and saying I love you*

Amiah: You two are so cute it's gross

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Denise: You are all the loves of my life and my best friends. I could do anything just to make you happy

Damien: Drink water

Huxely: Eat actual food

Lasko: Take breaks from school

Caelum: Take self care days!

Gavin: Go to bed at night

Denise: No. No. No. No. And absolutely not

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Lasko: We could watch a movie

Denise: No! I don't like watching movies with Damien

Gavin: Why

Denise: He talks all through them and keeps talking shit about the characters

Damien: They keep doing stupid shit and it angers me!

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Denise: C'mon Dames! Show me your happy face

Damien: This is my happy face

Denise: Oh....ok

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Damien: Why are you wearing a ball gown

Denise: Because I'm in the comfort of my house

Gavin: Not that you don't look radiant Deviant, where are you going?

Denise: No where

Lasko: So you just gonna sit in the house, with a whole dress on?

Denise: Yep! This is how I've decided to spend my weekend

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Lasko: Take the high road! Be the bigger person

Denise: I'm to petty to be the bigger person

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Denise: *flopping down on Damien's lap* Damien do you like me?

Damien: No

Denise: Awwwww

Damien: Cause I love you *kisses her forehead*

Denise:

Denise: WHY WOULD YOU FUCK WITH MT EMOTIONS LIKE THAT?!

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Denise: *walking into Damien's house with Lasko and Huxely at 8:20 am* MORNING BITCH

Damien: *barely awake* Why are you so energetic at 8 in the morning?

Denise: 3 cans of Monster and a lot of sugar

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Denise: *giggling* Dani, what did you do a again

Dani: *on the verge of tears* I HIT LASKO WITH ELECTRICITY

Denise: And how did you managed that?

Dani: CAUSE HE SCARED ME! HE SAID "HI" WHILE HE WAS BEHIND ME AND I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THERE

Denise: *wheezing* and what'd you do next

Dani: I PANICKED AND SAID "EAT SHIT GHOST BITCH!" TO HIS FACE

Denis: *laughing her ass off*

Dani: IT'S NOT FUNNY!

#im supposed to be asleep but then my nose started bleeding so have this #⁽⁽ଘ( ˊᵕˋ )ଓ⁾⁾#redacted asmr #redacted gavin #redacted damien #redacted Huxely #redacted lasko #redacted caelum #redacted freelancer #redacted freelancer oc #redacted lovely #redacted lovely oc

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