By the nine, the sexyman poll killed him
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"You've been a good friend, in the short time that I was winning the Oblivion Sexyman Poll. But now I must go."
It's okay everyone, he is just going to go sacrifice himself again. He's not bitter about it. Honestly.
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THE UNOFFICIAL MORROWIND SEXYMAN POLL
JIUB IS VICTORIOUS!
Bonus Polls bc I fear they would sweep.
[Living Gods]
Almalexia vs Sotha Sil (Corpse Edition) vs Vivec vs Dagoth Ur
[Actual Gods]
Azura vs Hircine
ROUND 1
Yagrum Bagarn vs Nelos Onmar
Neloth vs Queen Barenziah
Aryon vs Eno Hlaalu
Mistress Dratha vs Ahnassi
Caius Cosades vs Fargoth
Tarhiel vs Hentus Yansurnummu
Julan Kaushibael (honorary inclusion) vs Nels Llendo
Baladas Demnevanni vs Hassour Zainsubani
Jiub vs Mehra Milo
Athyn Sarethi vs Eydis Fire-Eye
King Helseth Hlaalu vs Arille
Korst Wind-Eye vs Orvas Dren
Fast Eddie vs Big Head
Naked Nords Cursed by Witches vs Witches Who Curse Nords
Creeper vs Mudcrab Merchant
Winged Twilight vs Level 99 Dark Elf Werewolf "Insane Wanderer"
ROUND 2
Eydis Fire-Eye vs Witches Who Curse Nords
Mudcrab Merchant vs Hassour Zainsubani
Caius Cosades vs Queen Barenziah
Hentus Yansurnummu vs Ahnassi
Yagrum Bagarn vs Jiub
Helseth Hlaalu vs Master Aryon
Julan Kaushibael vs Big Head
Orvas Dren vs Level 99 Dunmer Werewolf Barbarian "Insane Wanderer"
ROUND 3
Witches Who Curse Nords vs Ahnassi
Queen Barenziah vs Jiub
Mudcrab Merchant vs Big Head
Aryon vs Level 99 Dunmer Werewolf Barbarian "Insane Wanderer"
ROUND 4 [Semi-finals]
Mudcrab Merchant vs Jiub
Ahnassi vs Level 99 Dunmer Werewolf Barbarian "Insane Wanderer"
ROUND 5 [FINALE!]
Jiub vs Ahnassi
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if lucien wins the oblivion sexyman poll i will draw him being smooched by martin and hok and if martin wins ill draw the reverse
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Reasons to vote Mazoga the Orc in the Oblivion Sexyman Poll:
- Is a cool Orc warrior
- Is a free knight, so she does what she thinks is right over following a king
- Lets you live at her lodge
- Wouldn't stab you in the back, she'd let you know first
- Is voiced by Lynda Carter
Vote Mazoga today!
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they're winners of my heart even though they didn't pass the round 4
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A little late to the party, but Sheogorath’s sweep caught even me off guard.
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