#now we're the same height

[heckhellstuff]

Had this joke in my head for way too long

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #The Guide #Nadja of Antipaxos #Guidja #I have no idea what happened but I feel like everytime I draw them together Guide gets longer #When I first drew them they were almost the same height #Now we're here #Ngl I do love when people draw her tall and awkward #So I'm not complaining lmao

[cloudcountry]

i just replayed the masquerade the event for like two and a half hours (AND ONLY MADE IT HALFWAY THRORUGH SOSBS/.) but even when i hated idia i was still very much touched by the way he considered yuu "valuable emotional support."

#auburn's rambles <3 #me then was like “ew get away from me” #me now is like “ok idia hide behind me i'll protect u” #we're. almost the same height i can shield him

[illumiera]

sewed again for the first time since last summer and it felt like taking a little breath of fresh air

#lollygagging with lumi #rambling beyond this point -> #i stopped when nana got sick and it's been hard to make myself do anything (let alone sew) since then #but she needed a pair of pyjama pants hemming and we're the same height so it was an easy enough job #she's the one who passed her machine down to me so i know i'll keep it for a long long time (it's already about 20 years old!) #on tuesday it was exactly six months since the diagnosis #wild. especially since all the statistics said there was such a slim chance of her still being here six months post-diagnosis #don't mind me—it's just good to blep things out in silly little tags now and then so i don't vent at people!!

[h4kka]

hakka during his debut: my shoes are attached to my body!! they have blood vessels!! i CANNOT take them off!!!! if i take them off, i bleed out!! i cannot take my shoes off, as they are NOT shoes, they are an extension of my body!!

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#for those unaware they recently updated tempus' heights (check the official website) #not only is bettel shorter than altare without heels (haha) #hakka got totally nerfed and now both flayon AND izuru are taller than him #maybe we shouldn't have joked abt altare being teeny tiny during the hq days.... #i cant wait for hakka to rewatch his debut and mald over the part where he claims that his shoes are attached to his body #bc man that aged like milk #hololive #holostars #holostars english #holotempus #banzoin hakka #shut up maggie #(also we're around the same height now so maybe i shouldnt be laughing at his misery)

[horanghaepower]

You can fight anyone no consequences, who and why?

For blood jyp that man has shit to answer for.

For fun s.coups he could toss me like a rag doll and it'd be fun to be carried around like a sack of rice when he inevitably wins

#have you seen his arms after he came back from break #if you've ever seen that gif of some famous man gesturing with a ferret thats the end goal here #also omg thank you so much for the ask!!!!!!!!! #powerup! #mailbox 📫 #alternatively: hj #just recently learned we're the same height and now i wanna wrestle him abt it #like gators

[starscelly]

marchy is still probably in boston right. i gotta make a quick drive. show him the dr pepper ama. or my entire camera roll. whole blog. make him understand. truly Get miro.

#showing him pictures of miro in a beanie like. do you understand. how could you say that. text him that youre sorry right now. #get his number from tyler or im throwing hands #we're around the same height im not afraid #yap yap yapping

[papercutsmp3]

got into a fight with my friend over the most hilarious reason ever but it's a rly bad one help

#she told me that her other friend has a birthday and that their plan is to print a body size pillow with some character #and that since i used to draw people 655 years ago she asked me to draw the character's legs bc theres no full height shot of him #and then she joked that they discussed it would be funny if there was like a skirt with an outline of a dick on that character ??? #and i got super triggered that it was even asked of me bc im just not into that kind of thing but also she knows i don't do art anymore #and i said no but she kept jokingly insisting on it so i got annoyed and now we're fighting and i know she wants me to apologize but jesus #and shes like you ruineeed my good mood WELL GIRL SAME HERE #and the pillow girl isn't even that close to me it's her friend #00

[sunshineram]

The 2 boo kings know each other based on their personality. I don't think they get along or is it the opposite?

haha, oh god yeah they get along well enough! theyre verry much like siblings despite not being related hehe(they still consider eachother siblings.) classic "you get on my nerves, but i love you." siblings!

lm and party king are both pretty tame with sibling dynamics but sunshine kings the worst with it(in a good way)

#if you wanna know it goes lm king(older by a few months)-> sms king(older by a few hours)-> party king #ooh but sunshine will bother party about being the youngest #sunshine going 'small little baby!! so young and little' while pinching his cheeks. #lm king pitching in from another room 'so small.' #party king yelling 'WE'RE THE SAME HEIGHT' #dorks. all of em #<- does the same thing #party and mansion king knew eachother before sunshine came into the picture #but once they heard that there was a third they HAD to yank him into the family #lm kings like a hen #give it more eggs and he will gladly take #no matter the egg‚ you're family now :) #king talk

[melody-han-wayne]

I live in constant fear of the inevitable day Damian will grow taller than me, permanently leaving me with the shame of barely being able to measure up to my older brother both figuratively and literally.

#chinese batsis #batsis oc #batsis rp #batfam oc #batfam rp #for now we're virtually the same height #but one day he will grow and he will be TALL #papa is tall #miss al Ghul is also tall #Damian will be enormous #Damian wayne

[coffinseas]

why was i put on this earth? just to suffer? every day i get called short.

#;;isn't it fun? (crack). #or little or tiny etc. #fuck off you don't talk to wei wuxian this way #we're the same height now

[chrismcshell]

a year or two from now, my sister and i might be living in a nice 4-bedroom house/townhouse/condo together. give it another couple years and we might also have at least 1 dog and 1 cat (she really wants a dog and i really want a cat). that's a cool thing to think about

#ray speaks #here i was thinking i'd struggle to afford to rent a little bachelor apartment for myself.... #now we're like. hey everyone in our family has a job right now & is actually doing pretty well so what if we all pitch in to BUY a place #for me & my sister to live in for a while and then eventually sell. #& we're looking at ottawa cuz it's where my sister lives now & it is *so* much more affordable than the toronto area #it might actually be realistic for us to get a 4bed 2bath where we each have our own bathroom + a bedroom + an EXTRA room EACH #which sounds like the absolute height of luxury to me. i could have a bedroom and a separate home office. extra space for all my Stuff. wow #god please let me keep my current job and be able to work remotely so i can move 5 hours away for this #it is like. very possible BUT it depends on the company i work for being successful & continuing to Exist cuz it's a small thing #not a big corp. #also depends on the same people continuing to run the company cuz they know me and they like me but what if they sell the company and run #which is also very much a possible thing that could happen -_- #lotta possibilities lotta unknowns. but there is some good potential for things to actually work out really well. which is very cool

[5x04loss]

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#while we're at it - weighted myself today and turns out i'm severally underweight #for reference i'm the same weight right now as my friend who is 1. 15cm shorter than me and 2. also underweight for her height #this is bad #txt

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Went to a place with my mom and uncle and grandpa thats like an escape room mixed with an arcade

It had a bunch of physical puzzles which were fun but owwwww

#we couldnt do one of them cuz we're all too short lol #my uncle maybe wouldve been ok if we had another person his height #there was one where you have to run up a steep incline and press a button #my grandpa was the only one who could make it up to the highest button #my uncle and i managed to graze the top button a couple times but we started sliding back down before we could press it #my leg hurts now tho so i regret it a little bit lol #all the guys that worked there looked and sounded almost exactly the same #so that was weird

[peachesofteal]

Light On - single mom/neighbors fic Simon Riley/female reader 🎄 @glitterypirateduck’s December challenge: O Christmas Tree

"What about this one?"

You're standing next to a giant tree, one that's probably double your height. "It's a little big but-"

"I don't know if that will fit in your flat, sweetheart." You huff, hands on your hips, and Emmaline wiggles where she's snuggled against him, tucked up on his chest inside his arms. You've got her in some sort of snow suit, like a baby marshmallow, capped with a red knit hat that ties under chin to keep the ear flaps down, and even though she clearly hates it, and looks a little ridiculous, he knows the whole thing is keeping her warm in tonight's frigid weather.

"Okay. What about this one?" The one you're pointing to now is smaller, but sparse, a little prickly looking. He shakes his head. "You don't like any of them!" You protest, and Emma grunts, babbling some sort of nonsense.

"'m just doing what the boss here is telling me to do." She looks up at him, eyes bright with a little bit of snot beneath her nose, and he wipes it away with his thumb. "There you go, baby girl. I gotcha."

"She's not the boss." You step close with a shiver, close enough that he can see the fog of your breath, peek of your neck beneath your scarf, and he reaches out to pad his fingertips across your chilled cheek.

"Cold?" You shrug.

"A little." You dip forward to give Emma a quick kiss on the cheek, and at the same time, he ducks down, pressing his lips to the crown of your head. He's never going to get used to this. Never. Even now, in this moment, he can't believe he's walking a tree lot with you, debating which one to choose. Him. Simon Ghost Riley, picking out a Yule tree with you and the baby. His family.

There's a bang in the street. A car backfiring, probably, but it's enough that it startles someone else on the lot, and they shout, the combination like a shot of adrenaline to his heart, focus and intensity taking over, his movements shifting to autopilot. His hand covers Emma's head, curling forward at the same as he tugs you into his body with a firm arm around your back, essentially immobilizing you, keeping you close in case- "Simon." You say his name softly, gently, fingers holding onto his forearm. The touch grounds him, reminds him to breathe, and he relaxes slightly. "It's alright. We're okay, we're at the Christmas tree place. You're okay. You're with us." With you. With you and Emmaline. At home. He closes his eyes, repeating it in his mind, twice, three times, for good measure, before he trusts enough to uncover the baby's head and let go of you completely. You smile when he does, bright, beautiful, sweet, still working you touch against his arm, not stepping away.

"I'm sorry." He tries to explain, but you shake it off.

"Don't be. It's okay." You loop your arm through his, sticking close to his side. "Want to keep looking?" You ask, nonchalant, and he's overcome with emotion so strong it could bring him to his knees.

"Yeah, but I... I want..." he stumbles over it, words failing, and you wait, patiently, turning into him so you can look up at his face.

"What is it?" Holiday lights glow behind you, twinkling colors mixed with frosted whites, strung together across trees and posts and big red and green signs, 'O Christmas Tree' playing over the speakers that line the perimeter. He's never been one for holidays, never really cared about any of it, all the excitement lost on him, most of the celebrated days spent alone. But now... with you, with the baby, he feels the magic. He thinks he can even see it, in you, in Emmaline, and he's filled to the brim with the wonder, the anticipation for it all, to experience it all for the first time like this, with his angels.

"I want to kiss you." He says the same words he gave you a week ago, outside on the balcony, and you give you him the same smile, warm and welcoming, lips curling upwards with happiness.

"Please." You beam, and he obliges, your lips parting for his, getting lost in the taste of your mouth, decadent honey dripping across his tongue. You make him dizzy, make him stupid, make him so weak for you, and all he wants is more. He wants it all, wants everything you'd give him, and he has to hold himself back, cognizant of Emma in his arms, pulling away regretfully after five seconds that could last five hours, or days. Years. You clear your throat. "Well, okay, uh- should we?" You motion to another row of trees, and he nods with a laugh.

"We should."

Later, after the tree has been decorated, dinner has been made and cleaned up, fire started in the fireplace, Emmaline has had her bath, and you've changed into your pajamas, he sits on your couch with you curled into his side, both you and the baby asleep. It's late, and the lights are out, and he thinks he probably should have woken you to get you both up into bed, but he can't bring himself to shatter the moment, the silence, the fire, and the sounds of your breathing, face barely illuminated by the glow of the lights. He stays right there, listening to the crackle of the logs, staring at the tree, watching the two of you breathe, heart so full he thinks it could explode. This is it, he thinks. This is the magic.

#light on #peaches writes #codholiday2023 #simon ghost riley #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #soft dad simon riley

[lovverletters]

YANDERE ASMRIST????

tbh i don't know what to write so i hope you'll like it ( ◜𖥦◝ )

T/W : yandere theme, delusional behaviour, home invasion, implied kidnapping

LISTEN CLOSE˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡

yandere! asmrtist who started posting during the heights of asmr audio. His velvety rich voice attracted plenty of audience to listen to his audio.

yandere! asmrtist who began looking for someone to write scripts for his video as he grew in popularity. That is when he found you, someone who had been a long time viewer of hisㅡ and a talented writer.

yandere! asmrtist who slowly grew an infatuation and attachment to you the longer you worked together. To him, the two of you were a great duoㅡ it's clear as day you two were meant for each other!

yandere! asmrtist who one day decided to write his own script as a present for you.

"I hope you'll enjoy it. I have a surprise waiting for you"

short drabble below !!

You complied and waited for him to send the audio over to you. He sent it over a minute later and you plugged in your noise cancelling headphone as he advised to enhance the experience.

It was quite enjoyable to be honest, you praised him in your head. It is until the description of the content begin to eerily match you as in your appearance, your likes and dislikes, your occupation and specific details in your life.

You're aware that this audio was specially made for you butㅡ

You've never shared any of those details with him. How could he possibly know?

As you reach the end of the audio, it ended on a cliffnote where he's preparing for your 'surprise'.

Bang.

A confused noise escape from you at his cryptic words. Did he send something over to you? You did hear a sound coming from your front door.

Before you could get up to check the door, you felt a presence behind you and a hand clasping over your mouth. A familiar velvety rich voice whispered into your ears, the same one you've heard earlier.

"Did you enjoy it, [name]? There'll be more to come now that we're together~"

#tw: yandere #yandere #yandere oc #yandere x darling #yandere x reader #yandere x y/n #yandere x you #gender neutral reader #yandere headcanons #yandere male

[garysprites]

just how big are the planets in homestuck?

this is a question that has been in the back of my mind for a while now and i thought i might as well try to figure it out.

first we're gonna need a good reference point.

fortunately andrew hussie made this part easy for me.

we know the stick on the floor in this panel is a meter stick with exactly 8.56cm snopped off to make it exactly one yard. as a canadian im more comfortable working in the metric system, but i'll take what i can get.

at its longest points, this stick is 211 pixels in length. 211 divided by 3 is 70.33333333…

let's round this down to the first decimal point to make things easier for myself.

ok so in the homestuck universe one foot is 70.3 pixels. at 417 pixels, this would make hussie in the same panel just shy of 6 feet (1.8m) tall.

with this unit of measurement we can start measuring other things.

john, at 222 pixels from the bottom of his shoes to the top of his hair, comes out at 3.2 feet (1m). quite short for a 13yo, but i digress.

safe assumption that john remains 3.2 feet no matter how far away you are. with john zoomed out to 87 pixels in height, a foot is now equivalent to 27.2 pixels, again rounded to the first decimal point. that would make the alchemiter next to him, at 278 pixels, 10.2 feet (3.1m) tall. the door, at 179 pixels, is 6.6 feet (2m) tall. the window, at 125 pixels, is 4.6 feet (1.4m) tall.

let's zoom out again.

john is a minuscule 27 pixels in this panel. the doors are a diminutive 51 pixels tall and the windows a whopping 36 pixels. alliteration aside, this would make a foot at this distance a mere 8 pixels. with this in mind, the entire house, at 703 pixels tall on the right-side wall (not including the railing), is 87.9 feet (26.8m) tall.

once again we zoom out.

the same wall in this panel is 117 pixels tall, making a foot from this distance a mere 1.3 pixels. the pillar it rests atop of, from the end of the driveway to the point where it meets the clouds, is 182 pixels or 140 feet (42.7m) tall.

one more zoom out.

the combined 227.9 feet (69¹.5m) of the house and pillar combined have been reduced to a mere 10 pixels here. with the length of a foot now immeasurably² small, let's just go ahead and make this our new point of reference. at 250 pixels, the diameter of LOWAS is the same as 25 of john's house plus pillar, or 5,697.5 feet (1,737m). this would make its circumference 17,899.2 feet (5,456m).

we only need to measure LOWAS its been demonstrated a few times that all the homestuck planets are roughly the same size.

at a diameter of less than a two kilometers, the homestuck planets would most likely be astronomically classified as asteroids. it would take about an hour and a half to walk all the way around a homestuck planet. not that you even could walk on it because assuming they had a density comparable to earth, homestuck planets would have an acceleration of gravity of 0.0000000000000001 m/s^2 (for reference earth's acceleration of gravity is on average 9.80665 m/s^2)

anyway that's how big the planets are in homestuck.

¹nice ²technically measurable i just dont feel like it

#homestuck #gnome talk #gif #flashing cw #flashing images