#not even good thoughts -- just thoughts sdfsadfd

[good-beans]

I think ghosts should haunt people with cats because they’d be able to get away with a lot more that way. Things I’ve done this week because I know I have a little baby around:

Woken up to find things not where I left them, signs of destruction, and scratches on the bedroom door. Shrugged it off without a second thought.

Further – heard scratching at my door in the dead of night. The distinct sound of something with claws trying to get in. Went ahead and opened the door for it.

Saw the bathroom door slowly creak open behind me through the mirror as I brushed my teeth. Saw that no one was there to open it. Decided not to turn around because I know he gets nervous and I wanted him to come in.

I can only imagine how more cats/living space would allow for even more shenanigans that could be easily exploited.

#i was standing at the bathroom mirror like aww :) when it hit me that this sort of thing happens in horror movies and the audience #yells at the protag for not turning around/being concerned #meanwhile i was like ooohh baby time! #if youre online right now i apologize for the milgram spam im about to slap ya with in a bit #my poor gf has heard me rambling all week about it #not even good thoughts -- just thoughts sdfsadfd #so to unwind after a really annoyingly busy day imma sit and post some of my silly things :3 #rose posts #funny #cats