#not distasteful I meant disaster wtf

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college sucks college tours suck the northeast sucks and FUCK YALE

#lyss’s life #i was on a trip for 4 weeks to a tropical country and on yale campus for maybe 5 hours #got bit more here than I did the entire time over there. #been semi ia while I advise my sister on colleges and college tours but banter w Dream tmr finally #brown deserves a gold star though yk even though they were the only one to reject me #they still have a special place in my heart 🫶 #if ur a high schooler looking for a fun school APPLY THERE #it’s so chill providence is so cute do not go to like. yale or upenn thumbs down #being in the admissions environment has regressed me back to my a2c days GOD #camping that subreddit like a little bitch #what a toxic environment too 😭 like the kids mean well but Jesus Christ #overachieving losers gunning for an Ivy acceptance + reddit recipe for distasteful #not distasteful I meant disaster wtf #ok i sleep gn

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An (in)complete list of all WeiLan AUs I have started & do not have enough time in 30 lives to compete:

Shifter AU: The god Kunlun was a 9-tailed fox spirit who took the displaced Dixingren people under his, uh, tails in the mountains of Kunlun. The gods said that no Dixingren would ever enter the wheel of reincarnation & Kunlun said that was bullshit. They attempted to kill Shen Wei, Lord of the Dixingren, as repayment for Kunlun's insult but his twin brother tricked the gods into killing him instead. Kunlun remakes Ye Zun's soul, stitching it together with the soul of a corvid from the decimated Dixing. Thus is born the first shifter of the Dixingren. Shit happens, Kunlun is eventually killed as he seals the gods off from the world. Shen Wei sleeps for 10,000 years, not knowing Kunlun is reincarnating in humans or that his brother is still alive. Dixingren interbreed with humanity and the Yashou, creating a race of shifters- humans who can take an animal form. Shen Wei wakes up in a different time and meets Zhao Yunlan, a human police chief with a "fox" shift. Shen Wei doesn't know if this is Kunlun or not until Zhao Yunlan's second tail comes in- showing he's not the fox shifter everyone thought he was.

Shifter AU, version 2: ft both Shen Wei & Yunlan reincarnating & meeting again in modern eras. Shen Wei has a Dixingren corvid shift like his brother.

Reincarnation AU: Kinda follows novel canon but Kunlun's reincarnations remember Shen Wei & quietly mourns for a love he can't clearly remember

K AU- Kunlun is the First & Silver King, an immortal human blessed by the Dresden Slate. He has completely abandoned the world after the death of his mother, father, and sister. Ye Zun is the Seventh & Grey King- the wildcard king, every one of the grey kings has had different powers. Shen Wei is the Second & Gold King- the Silver King's childhood friend and arguably the most powerful of the kings, but he is not immortal like Kunlun. He also has not completely retired from the world and strives to maintain order so that some day, Kunlun may descend again & live among everyone else. Da Qing as Neko, loyal only to his master and a Strain Yashou who can craft fine illusions. Ye Zun "kills" Kunlun, then frames him for the murder of the Third & Red King's (aka Chu Shuzhi) beloved twin brother. The Fourth & Blue King aka Guo Chengcheng works to maintain order and keep his beloved Red King from overexerting himself & dying despite his grief. Zhao Yunlan, college student & owner of Da Qing, is thought to be the new Grey King but he's got secrets as old as the Kings themselves and only Shen Wei can unravel them all.

They're both professional orchestra players, Zhao Yunlan plays violin & Shen Wei plays the Dizi.

Post-canon AU where Zhao Yunlan founds the Dixingren school that eventually becomes several schools & a university. Shen Wei is reborn after 10,000 years and somehow completely misses meeting Yunlan, the immortal Haixingren professor, until he's become a police officer & is investigating a case at the university.

Post-canon AU where Zhao Yunlan becomes King of Dixingren and nearly dies before Shen Wei pieces his soul back together & comes back to life

So many time travel AUs I can't even keep them seperate

Nirvana in Fire AU where Zhao Yunlan is the disfavored seventh Prince mourning the death of his childhood best friend, Shen Wei. The whole Shen Family & their army (the Dixingren Army) was implicated in a plot to kill emperor Zhao Xinci and put to death, though Zhao Yunlan thinks they're innocent (half the reason he's out of the emperor's favor). Enter Hei Pao Shi, a mysterious strategist who has chosen to ally himself to Seventh Prince Zhao Yunlan, to Yunlan's confusion and mild distaste. This does not stop Yunlan from flirting with the masked man.

In which Shen Wei is a gentlemen thief named Hei Pao Shi and he flirts with Officer Zhao Yunlan who is in charge of the task force intent on capturing him. It's all fun and games until Officer Zhao shows up at Professor Shen's door, asking him about the artifacts HPS has stolen and Professor Shen falls a bit in love.

Professor Shen Wei lives across the hall with his cat Da Ji. Zhao Yunlan and his cat Da Qing aren't in love. Really.

Shen Wei is a professorial chef and Zhao Yunlan is his disaster boyfriend who can't tell the difference between instant ramen & handmade ramen. This is somehow still a match made in heaven.

I have a note that says "Dragon WeiLan ft pearl of sadness" and I really want to know wtf I meant by that

Shen Wei comes back to life post-drama and is made aware Yunlan is eternally on fire in the lamp (discontinued due to sadness & Shen Wei murdering the Regent)

Ye Old Haixing AU where Shen Wei, as first Prince of the Ghost Tribe, and Zhao Yunlan, first Prince of the Mountain Tribe, are engaged to be married. Only issue is that Shen Wei is in love with the pugilist Kunlun & Zhao Yunlan is in love with the pugilist Hei Pao Shi.

Mama Zhao has insisted that Zhao Yunlan find someone to date or she'll set him up. He lies & says he has a date, but now Moma Zhao wants to meet them. Da Qing turns down fake dating Zhao Yunlan, so in a fit of desperation, Zhao Yunlan calls a random number and ends up convincing Professor Shen Wei to be his fake date. They don't meet until the dinner with Mama Zhao. Zhao Yunlan regrets his request to have the professor fake a messy breakup with him to get her off his case, but then professor Shen Wei never does the melt down over Yunlan's horrific lack of manners. Instead Yunlan gets taken home & fucked. Fake dating turns real and Yunlan worries when Shen Wei will come to his senses even as they adopt a cat & move in together. Da Qing officiates their wedding & Mama Zhao gets drunk & confesses she knew they were fake dating but now she's keeping Shen Wei

#weilan #i know I'm forgetting some #but yeah #like I mentioned #so many AUs #it's not even funny #'an' AU a day? #more like too many AUs and I cry #good news though?? #bits of shifter verse may still see the light of day #because kitsune Yunlan is adorable #And I can't get over Giant Kitsune Kunlun vs fennec fox sized kitsune Yunlan #my brain while compiling this: but have we considered- #also a couple crossovers with MDZS #but if I ignore them #they'll go away #right? #pls light a candle for all these wonderful AUs #my writing