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surveys-at-your-service · 5 years

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Survey #222

“hold your breath, my dear, we’re going under.”

Have you ever kicked a vending machine? No. Have you ever stayed online for a long time waiting for someone? Ha ha, yeah... I did that for Mini a lot when I was younger. Would you survive in prison? I can almost guarantee I'd find a way to kill myself, no. What is your favorite condiment to go with french fries? Probably ketchup. What do you have a habit of doing when engaging in a conversation with someone? Obsess over if I'm making eye contact correctly. Like the WHOLE time I will be thinking about it. Have you ever lost a pet in a tragic way? How did you cope? I had a lot of childhood cats run over, and that was always hard to see. As for coping, I just... did. What else do you do. Do you have a favorite classical composer? No. Mini skirts, slutty or stylish? Um, what you wear doesn't determine whether or not you're "slutty." They don't bother me. Do you like a partner who is clean cut or rugged? A mix. Pale or tan, which would you rather be? I like pale skin, I just don't like the texture of mine. The negative of pale skin is the fact you can see flaws more clearly. Is walking cats strange? (like walking dogs) No. What about kids on leashes? What do you think about that? That shit is wild. Teach your children better, or keep them in your sights at all times if they have some kind of condition that makes it challenging to teach them properly. How many piercings have you had, BESIDES ears, no one cares. Two. New tats in your near future? Whenever I myself have the money, my next tattoo appointment will be to enhance my Mark tribute one to better the galaxy texture. I love the guy who's done my tats so far, but there are better out there, and I don't feel he achieved my vision. This tattoo is WILD important to me; it has to be perfect. After that, a "new" tattoo probably won't happen until I have a job or I'm gifted money. How about piercings or re-piercings? "In the near future" is the criteria I'm guessing is still relevant? It depends on how quickly I lose enough weight for my collarbones to be clearly prominent to get dermals. I've been fucking stagnated for a year, though, so I don't know when the hell that's happening... Who would you like to hang out with? There's a lot of old friends and acquaintances that fit this. Next new thing you are wanting to try! Idk. Some sort of job I can actually accomplish. Would you ever visit a psychic medium? Definitely not; I don't believe they're legit. Are some days a waste of makeup? Um so idk if you know, author, but people wear makeup for their own satisfaction. If it makes you feel beautiful, then hell no it's not a waste. Do you watch any beauty gurus on YouTube? Okay I fucking adore Jeffree Star y'all. He's a goddamn Mood and inspirational as ALL hell in terms of his determination, work ethic, and open-mindedness. I watch everything he uploads ever, even though I'm not really interested in makeup. It's cool to watch though; it's an art to me. Do you have a PillowPet? No, but omfg. One of my favorite Christmas memories ever is the night my niece, when she was around two or so, was given one (or something like it?) the night before, we turned the lights out, and lit it up so the colorful stars were all over the room. She was absolutely marveling over it. That was the same night my sister revealed she was pregnant with my nephew, actually. That was a great night. Actually felt like a family. Do you have sleep paralysis? Thank FUCK no. Have you ever wanted an ex back, but found out they were dating someone? I've talked about Jason and Ashley before. God that was a bad. Bad. Fuck-ing. Time. Do you like Placebo? I don't listen to them. Has anyone ever carried you to bed? I mean as a kid, yeah. Idr as a teenager or adult. Would you rather have a wiener dog or an Italian greyhound? The greyhound. Dachshunds are precious, but as of semi-recently, I'm personally against breeding pets with damaging/unhealthy traits, and dachshunds are very susceptible to spine issues. Idk if greyhounds have any issues like that. Do your parents buy you most anything you want? Bitch we poor, no. What is the next craft you are going to make? Probably something for Sara for some special event. I don't think that's much of a spoiler, so I don't mind sharing it. Do you learn choreography easily? I was decent when I was a dance student, but no, I can promise you no. My memory is laughable. If you had to choose, would you rather be taller or shorter? Taller, I guess? Idk. Do you believe that Jesus will come back in your lifetime? No, I don't believe he ever will. What color is your winter coat? ... Shit dude, idr. Idk if I even have one, actually. What’s your favorite candy to receive on Halloween? Gimme all ur Reese's cups. Have you ever spent your birthday alone? No. Have you ever had a themed b-day party? I'm sure I did as a kid. Were you afraid of heights as a child? No. I am now tho. Which dollar store is your favorite? Here, Dollar Generals are everywhere and generally the preferred one, I believe. What food gives you diarrhea? Totally serious, most exceptionally "fancy" foods; by that, I assume things with lots of intricate spices and other ingredients. At least severe gas pains are almost guaranteed when I eat out somewhere. Have you ever had a lead role in a play? No. Ha ha man, I remember as an elementary school student though, we had a play where I SO wanted to be Snow White. What is the most fascinating part of nature? Evolution. I don't know how I once didn't believe in it. Would you ever go vegetarian? I am serious about returning to vegetarianism when/if I get to a weight I'm satisfied with (losing weight w/o meat is more difficult than with, particularly for an extremely picky eater). I wish I could be a total vegan, but I know I'm not capable of that. Once you actually learn about slaughterhouses and farm life... no. What berry is your favorite? STRAW!!!!!!!BERRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is your dream house? Something in the woods with a nice yard/outdoor decor, flowers, wildlife... What was the reason in you crying last? PTSD. Are there any movies in the theater that you’d like to see? The new IT and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. What do you think of Coca Cola? It's my third-fave soda. What about polar bears? Gorgeous animals. I will R I O T if they go extinct. My best friend(s) are/is... Sara. When do you want to have your first kid? Never. I am faaar from cut out to be a mother. Which stovetop burner do you use the most? I don't cook, so. The times I've made eggs, uh... I think I use the bottom right? Do you use a dishwasher or wash dishes by hand? Ugh, we don't have one. What year did you graduate high school? 2014. Do you carry pepper spray? No, but I should with how paranoid I am. What is your favorite gas station? Sheetz is the way to go down here. What have been some of your best garage sale finds? *shrugs* Idr the last time I went to one. Ever worked two jobs or more at once? Hell no. I wouldn't survive. How often do you check your email? Every day, mainly for school. What would you do if your ex came to you crying? It would depend on who. "The" ex, I don't give a fuck how I feel about him, he's getting a tight-ass hug because seeing him cry is awful, and I will always care about him to a certain degree. Well actually, I'd ask him before hugging; I don't know if he'd be fine with me touching him. Girt would get a big 'ole hug for sure. Juan, Tyler, and Aaron I'd ask if they wanted a hug. I'd definitely ask any of them if they wanted to talk/vent to me about whatever is wrong; I can't stand seeing people cry. What school do you go to, what grade? I'm a super late freshman in college. How do you feel about school? It's been a drastic change in my daily life and thus has caused stress, but nevertheless I'm ecstatic to be back because I'm actually making progress towards going somewhere. Are you still a virgin? So I know it sounds like it makes NO sense w/o details, but seriously, I don't know. We had "cheaty" ways to just barely skirt around it because at the time I was abstinent, but pretty sure at some point it became sex. Do you eat chips or crackers more? Man, I haven't had chips in a loooong time... though I love them, man. We have crackers at the house usually, and I snack on them occasionally. Is your bed next to a wall? Who doesn't have their bed against at least one?? Is your bed next to a window? There's one beside me against the wall. Do you have neat handwriting? I think so. The only thing I don't like is I write SOOOOOOOOOO slow. Would you rather be a singer or a dancer? Dancer. Would you rather be a musician or a painter? Painter. What did your hair look like in high school? Long and normally brown, but sometimes I dyed it black with colored highlights. Favorite flavor of hot chocolate? Normal?? What is your top priority in life? My happiness, probably. Have you ever made a gingerbread house? Yeah. Sucky ones, but they were gingerbread houses, lol. Do you prefer candy corn or conversation hearts? EW both are gross. Skeletons or scarecrows? I'll see you in the Skeleton War, fuckers. Who was the last non-relative woman you spoke to in person? My Writing teacher. What’s a topic you’ve drastically changed your opinion on? I did a TOTAL 180 on LGBT rights, and my former, intense pro-life stance has altered quite a lot to mostly pro-choice. What’s an achievement you hope to see humanity accomplish in your lifetime? Man, a lot... A total ban from plastic and finding an alternative for it would be great, as well as the cure of cancer and H.I.V. Make gay marriage legal worldwide. Make great progress on cleaning the oceans. I could go on and on. Do you know anyone who has a PhD? As far as personally, possibly. Like, obviously my doctors do. How do you feel when you’re the center of attention? *buys that red button that says "no" in various fashions solely for this occasion* Are you and your S/O Facebook official? She doesn't have a FB, but mine does say "in a relationship." Do you know anyone who works as a lawyer? Not that I know well anymore; a former best friend is in the process of becoming one, though. So proud of her. Which would bother you more: being told you’re not likable or being told you’re not sensible? Being told I'm not likable would really hurt. How many bedrooms does your house have? Two. Have you ever had a dream in which you died? Yeah. Does the thought of having wrinkles when you’re older upset you? Not really. Everyone gets them. Do you use Snapchat? No. Do you know anyone who’s struggling with addiction? Yes. What was your first job? And how long did you work there? I was a sales associate at GameStop. I was employed for like two months, but I worked very few days before I crumbled. Where is the last place you were other then where you are right now? School. How do you feel about the last person you kissed? I adore her. Lol, Lawl, Rotfl, Lmao, or Lmfao? (Which you use most) Lmao or lol. Have you/Do you know anyone that grows weed? Not knowingly to me. Do you really care about name brands? Not just for the sake of being a certain name; I do, however, care about the quality of brands, of course, such as taste for foods or being comfortable in clothes. Describe your favorite pair of jeans to me please. I don't have any. When I was actually slim though, I had a pair of maroon skinny jeans with a black dappling texture, and there were holes in them where the fabric was just black, and I loooooved them. Those and my leather boots was A Look. To wash in the shower, do you use a loofa? That's not the technical name for what I use according to Mom when I've called them that, but rather a body sponge or something like that, but it's like the same thing. Have you ever ridden on a horse? Yes, though not at a gallop or anything "real." Just at things like school fairs. Are you polite? I think I'm very polite, honestly. Do you prefer bright or muted colors? Bright, usually. Can you roll your tongue? I used to be able to after practicing all day once with a friend ha ha, but I haven't been able to for a long time. Definitely can't now with snake eyes. Are you a light weight when it comes to alcohol? No, apparently. Which accents can you emulate pretty well? British and country. How loud do you listen to music? Too loud, I know. Are you more awkward talking to people in real life or online? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, real life. I don't think I'm half bad online. Do you bruise easily? So easily that I was tested for anemia or whatever it's called where you bleed easily (the test was negative, thankfully). Despite feeling bruised, though, I usually don't have an actual mark. Have you ever bought pre-ripped jeans? All my jeans were. I hate plain, boring jeans. What are you most likely to spend money on? Tattoos, lol... I genuinely think I'm good with money, I feel because of the financial position I've grown up and lived in, although I have never had a stable source of income, so it's hard to really determine that yet. I'm quite sure I'll be fine, but I really do hope I handle my money well when I do and don't invest all my spendable (as in, not money that I'm saving for emergencies) money into just tats. Have you ever been a complete fangirl/fanboy over anything? Welcome to my life, lol. I'm at an age where it's starting to get embarrassing, but. Idk how to change it. What’s the weirdest way you’ve ever heard somebody die of? *shrug* When was the last time you (dis)liked someone without really knowing them? I dunno. I try to not do that. When was the last time you wore a mask? What did it look like? Hell if I remember. I don't even remember wearing any on Halloween as a child. What comes up on your recommended list on YouTube? Mainly let's plays or music. Have you ever had a controlling boyfriend/girlfriend? Hell no, that wouldn't last long. How many true heart breaks have you had in your lifetime? One. Do you have any gay family members? My mom has a gay cousin. Who was the last person to sleep over at your house? Sara. Would you ever get a boob job? No; I don't care enough about them too. I wish they were smaller. I liked mine when I was a healthy weight, so, let's get back to that size, please. What would you think if you found out your ex was gay? Aaron, I think he actually is. Juan, trust me, he's not. Jason couldn't convince me he was gay even if he tried. I very highly doubt he'd be bi/pan, either. Girt, I would be surprised, but not like, immensely. I don't have a clue about Tyler and if he has any gay tendencies/history. Would you ever take someone back if you found out they cheated on you? NO SIR-REE. Do people ever compliment your eyes? Yeah. Would you be upset if you caught your boyfriend looking at porn? I don't know. I used to feel REALLY strongly about porn just being a big 'ole fucking nope, but whatever man, we're sexual animals. Better you take care of urges yourself rather than, you know, raping someone or something. If I personally caught my s/o doing it, idk how I'd feel, but knowing me and my self-esteem, I'd feel I'd probably jump to the whole (if we were serious) "um hi I'm your fckng gf what am I not enough" thought path. I don't think I'd be livid, though. Ask the old Britt, and we would've broken up there, probably. Who’s the last person that hung up on you? *shrug* Do you have a common first name? Yeah. Have you ever been engaged? No. Do you have any tattoos on your arms? Four, currently. They're gonna be covered one day. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property? No. Have you ever been punched? No. What do you usually order from Olive Garden? I will, without fail, get the spicy shrimp fritas and be the happiest human being on Earth. How do you feel about bats? I absolutely adore them. Do you get excited when you learn you have to dress up? Quite the opposite, actually. What brand of hair spray do you use? I don't use it. Do you like it when guys wear hats? I have zero opinion on this. Burger King, McDonald's, or Wendy's? I prefer Wendy's. If you type for awhile, do your fingers start to hurt? No. Are you the type of person who would study for a test for hours? No, I'm not. I generally don't even have to like, intensely study; I tend to learn upon reading things, or in like math, performing the actions just a couple times. "Studying" doesn't tend to work for me; if it gets to that point, it probably won't stick, regardless of how many times I try. Are you a lazy person? I hate admitting just how lazy I am. But I mean again, it also depends on what is at stakes. Does your house have a doorbell? Yes, though I actually don't know if the doorbell works... Favorite album? Ozzy Osbourne's Black Rain. Favorite farm animal? PIGS! Has your Facebook ever been hacked? No. Do you spell gray with an A or an E? I use the American spelling ("gray"). Would you rather get money or gift cards for your birthday? I would be perfectly and entirely happy with purely money for my birthday, because that equals tattoos, lmao. Have you ever spoken to a detective before? No. Have you ever played laser tag? Once on a double-date with Jason and our old roommates/friends. Do you ever share things on Facebook? Almost all I do are share things I support, find funny, find as inspirational or cute, stuff like that. I can confidently say the majority of people I even have as "friends" on there do not care that much about my personal life. Is anyone you’re close to in the hospital right now? I mean, define "close." My grandmother's going through chemo, but we're not like... my definition of particularly "close," though she's close-ish family, so idk. Is your Wifi protected? Of course. What did you have for lunch today? I didn't eat lunch. How often do people write on your Facebook wall? On my birthday, lmao. Does your phone have a cover on it? No. I'd say I want one, but way more than that, I want a new phone. Mine is godawful. What color was your swim suit this year? I mean my most recently-worn is black, but I think it'd probably be too big for me now. I haven't swam in a long time. Do ladders scare you? Yes. Do you have any pictures of you and your friends in your bedroom? No. How do you eat Oreos? I'm one of those people that breaks the cookie to eat the cream first. Who or what sleeps with you? My cat Roman. Do you know anyone with the same name as you? Yes, but spelled differently. Are you pro-life or pro-choice? Honestly, it's become almost embarrassing to say I was ever pro-life. I'm vehemently pro-choice now. What color LED is the display in your car? Okay so Mom's has a rainbow of options, but I think it's currently stuck on... purple? I think? How am I unsure???? I'm in it every day?????????? Who was your first kiss with? Jason, my first "real" boyfriend. What kind of milk do you drink? I'll drink anywhere between skim to whole milk, but I'm not really a fan of skim despite having grown up with it. What aren’t you afraid to stand up for? I'd stand up for gay rights if it killed me. Do you know anybody in the military? Loosely. What was the last hotel you stayed at? I don't have the slightest clue. Do you have any STDs? No. What’s your preferred salad dressing? YO the Olive Garden dressing is b o m b. Do you have a favorite NASCAR driver? No. Who’s your celebrity crush? I'm almost 24 years old ha ha ha hahaha I'm too old for a celebrity crush aha hahaa haa aahha ah hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa- What color is your fridge? Black. Do you know the metric system well enough to live in Canada? No, admittedly. What was the biggest bruise you’ve ever had? Tell me the place (on your body) and the story of it! Idr. If you have Etsy account - show the very last item you added to the favorites. If not - either skip or just visit Etsy and find one thing you like: I think I have one, but I don't use it. I don't feel like looking. What would you do if you knew that you will be single to your very death (even if you’re in a relationship now)? Nothing would change...? My relationship status doesn't alter my goals and such. Are there any exchange students at your school? We have a LOT of foreign students at my school, so I'd assume so. Have you got any half or step siblings? I have three (actually four, but I don't know one tho) half-siblings and technically a step-brother, but I don't see him as a "brother," really. What cars do your siblings drive, if they do drive? My older sister has a red car, and my younger has a... black Kia, I think? It's dark is all I know for sure, and I only know the brand because it's new. I don't live with either or see their cars frequently elsewhere, so idk. What about your parents? Idk what kind my dad drives, but BOY do I know my mom's car, lmao. It's an older white Kia (I think?) with the bumper fuckin zip-tied onto the car bc it was given to us after a dance friend hit a poor deer, lmao. Look, we don't complain, shit was free. Do you like kid’s movies? Yo I do NOT trust you if you claim you like NO "kids' movie." Describe your handbag. I'm actually gonna look it up. (https://sourpussclothingwholesale.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/night-owl-bag.jpg?w=584&h=364) When was the last time you had to take someone home? ME, never. I don't have my license because I'm terrified of driving. Who was it, and where did you take them home from? N/A Have you ever known someone online and then met them in person? Sara Jaaaaaane!!! :'> There are other friends I'd like to meet, too. If so, which website did you meet on? Sara and I met via YouTube when it was actually community-oriented. Have you ever been to the beach? Yeah, multiple times. Have you ever been kicked out of somewhere? Yeah, I guess. She didn't actually like, force me outside, but I had to call my mother to pick me up. Have you ever intentionally trolled? No. Did you get swine flu? No. What is your favorite type of cat? Aesthetically, I find Persians to be way too cute, though I don't support their continued breeding. It's literally abuse to breed animals that deformed. Do you support the LGBTQ community? I'm bisexual, so like- Have you ever eaten a veggie burger? Yeah, the Morningstar brand from Burger King (not the Impossible Burger one). It's genuinely not bad. If you could meet any major political figure, who would it be? I'm not educated enough on like, any, to properly answer this question. If you drink Monster, what is your favorite flavor? N/A Do you own any Webkinz stuffed animals? I was that Bad Bitch(tm) with like,,,, almost all of them back in the day. If so, do you have a Webkinz online account? It exists, but idr the password sobs. If you had/have a Club Penguin account, how old were you when you got it? I would have a character for like two days, not go back on for years, repeat a couple times... but idk how old I was. Do you own any Nintendo video game consoles/handhelds? GameBoys and a DS Lite, yes. What religion were you raised in? Roman Catholicism. Are you still that religion, if you had one? Far from it. What religion/spiritual path intrigues you the most, if any? Buddhism and Wicca. What ancient culture intrigues you the most, if any? Idk. Were/are you a teacher’s pet? Not like, the kind that sucked up to the teacher for their personal benefit, but if you mean just as in the teacher's favorite, yeah. Do you like pink lemonade? Hell yeah man. What’s your favorite U2 song, if you have one? I don't listen to them. Were your parents born in the United States? Yeah. Do women breastfeeding in public make you feel uncomfortable? I want it to be perfectly and violently clear that I fucking despise you if a child being fed fucking offends you. Why or why not? Because women's bodies aren't sexual fucking objects designed for your viewing pleasure. Write an unpopular/offensive opinion of yours here. I’m interested. Buckle up, lads. Seatbelts fastened? Ass properly in the seat? Airbags in place? There are two genders.

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darling-danger · 7 years

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Rough Day at Work?

Pairing: Thomas Jefferson x unnamed reader Rating: M (Smut) summary: Thomas is stressed at work lately, so you take in upon yourself to relieve his stress at the office.

@thedoctorsfavoriteband @hamfamhamfam

“How’s Thomas?” Eliza asked you as she refilled her glass of lemonade. You were currently sitting on the patio of your backyard, it was a nice afternoon when your friend Eliza came over to chat. You knew Eliza from college and you were quite close friends with the rest of her family like her husband, Alexander Hamilton, much to the dismay of your own husband, Thomas Jefferson.

“He’s good but he’s been so stressed lately,” you respond leaning back into your chair “I worry about him sometimes.” Thomas was surprisingly a loving husband. He was cold and calculated to all his co-workers but whenever he’s with you, he turns into the gentle and loving man you married. But lately, he’d been spending so much of his time at work, his boss giving him long assignments on the daily, almost completely depriving Thomas of any sleep.

“Yeah, Alex told me that Mr Washington is deciding to expand the company way more than they originally planned. I mean, Alex has been up all week trying to come up with the funds they need, let alone distributing the original budget across the company.” Eliza added.

You nodded, recalling all those late nights where all Thomas would do to get some sleep was to discuss his plans with you. You enjoyed staying up by his side but you were concerned at how much this was spilling into your personal lives. “One night, while he was sleeping, I’m pretty sure I heard him doing a business proposal in his sleep.” You and Eliza giggled at the image of a sleeping Thomas debating with Alexander.

“Every now and then though, Alex does have his nights off. Of course, we only spend that time by– “

“La-la-la! Shhhhh! Not listening!” You interrupted. “I am not going to listen to you go on about your sex life, Betsy.” Eliza rolled her eyes and stopped.

“I just want him to relax.” You sighed and took a large swig of your lemonade.

“Woah slow down, it’s not smart to drink in the afternoon,” Eliza said sarcastically.

“Thanks, mom, I promise not to drink until later.” You faked a salute and she reciprocated, laughing all the while. She checked the time on her phone and picked up her bag.

“Gotta go, girl, I have to pick up Philip from school.” You walked her to the front porch and said your goodbyes and watched as her car drove down the street.

That’s when you just had one of those ideas, the ones where you were sure it was stupid but you’re obviously not going to listen to yourself, so why bother? You ran back inside and rummaged through your closet. At last, you found what you were looking for: A black and purple two piece lingerie number, the one you knew was Thomas’ favourite. “Let’s hope this works.” It was time to pay him a little visit.

Thomas was in his office, slaving away on his desk, worrying about employee distribution and transferring some of the staff to more locations. God, did George have him by the balls. Paper after paper, deck after deck he read over and signed them all, making sure that he wasn’t making any mistakes.

“Here, take them to Burr. He’ll go over it then take it to Madison to get the committee’s approval.” Thomas asked his assistant Michael.

“Yes, sir.” Answered Michael before leaving with folders filled with documents. Just as Thomas was about to sit back into his chair and open another folder of files, Michael knocked on the door.

“What is it?” Asked Thomas, clearly annoyed at the sudden intrusion.

“Uh, it’s your wife sir.”

“Let her in.” He said, relaxing back into the chair and planting the folder on his desk. “And get those papers to Burr ASAP!” Michael dashed away and you entered, closing the door behind you.

“Hi honey,” You greeted, coming around Thomas’ desk to give him a kiss on the cheek before walking towards the windows by the door.

“Hey babe, I was just – wait what’s with the get-up?” He gestured to your long black coat that reached your mid-calves. Your back was facing him so he wasn’t able to see the mischievous smirk you had on your face.

“Oh, it’s just a little cold actually.” You quipped, pulling at the blinds and closing them. “I just came to check on you, darling.” You whisper, slightly lingering on the last word, walking behind Thomas’ chair and placing your hands on his shoulders.

You hear him click his tongue and breathe out a short laugh. “You’re planning something, aren’t you doll?” You object, shaking your head as you began to slowly roll the heels of your palm into his tight muscles.

“I need to finish some paperwork, doll.” He said, shaking his head. “And by the way, it isn’t that cold, you dirty liar.” You couldn’t see him, but you could hear the smirk in his voice, the way he accentuated the word ‘dirty’ made something stir inside of you.

“I wasn’t lying Thomas.” You leaned your head until your mouth was just beside his ear, your breath fanning against it. “I was getting cold at home, I was just wondering if you could warm me up.” You cooed, nibbling on his ear so very slightly. He didn’t say anything, in fact, you could see the way his hands slightly clutch on the arm of his chair as if he were trying to restrain himself.

“Turn around, Thomas.” And he did, slowly spinning his chair around, his body buzzing with anticipation. Before he completely saw you, you pulled at the strings of your coat and allowing it to slide down your body, stopping at your arms.

The moment his eyes met your body, you heard his breath come to a complete stop. You did your makeup and you were wearing the lingerie you found earlier paired with black stilettos that basically screamed ‘fuck me’.

Without a single word’, his hands slowly ran up your thighs and rested at your waist.

“If you don’t stop me now,” he murmured as he placed a wet kiss on your abdomen “We’re gonna be here for a long while.” You smiled and grabbed his hand to move it towards your lacy underwear, allowing one of his fingers to slip past the band, only to be met with your warm, wet pussy.

“Does it feel like I want you to stop?”

In a flash, he pulled the coat off of you and planted you on the desk. He moved in between your legs, slotting in between the space. His eyes wandered up and down your body, his mouth watered at the sight of you wearing his favourite of your lingerie, the lace on the bra just barely covering your nipples and your lace panties are worn so tantalisingly low. He bent down and pressed his tongue right beneath your bra and started leaving kitten licks across your body. You sat up, watching as he moved from licks to kisses, to bites. He left a few hickeys just as he reached the black scrap of panties in between your thighs.

“Thomas…” your voice was just above a whisper, urging him to continue his journey through your body.

“Uh-uh,” he teased, standing up to his full height and pulling you to your feet. “You’ve been a bad girl, and bad girls have to learn their lessons.”

“Yes, Thomas – “you were silence by a sudden smack on your ass and saw Thomas looking at you, hunger and passion swirled through his eyes, and you knew.

“Y-yes sir.”

“Atta girl.” He said before pushing you down in front of his lap. “Now, make it up to me.”

You looked at him, with slightly worried eyes. “Don’t worry, doll. You’ll fit right in the space of my desk. Shit’s huge.” He answered frankly before moving to unbuckle his belt. You pulled out his half-hard member and pressed a kiss to his tip. Just as you began to pump him, a knock was heard on his door. You felt Thomas stiffen up and you saw his eyes trained on the door.

“Come in.” He blurted out as he moved forward into his desk, hiding you in the space under it.

“Thomas, the employees are starting to send in complaints.” You heard a voice speak, it was Thomas’ friend – James Madison, whom you’ve met on several occasions. You could hear them talk from your position, with Thomas desperately trying to focus his attention on James, and as it was you were currently holding Thomas’ length – so you decided to have a little fun. With Thomas in your hand, you started pumping him gently, gradually increasing speed and rubbing him harder.

“I think you should consult Hamilt–Ahhh… H-Hamilton, about it.” You hear Thomas trip over his words as he starts to feel you rub his dick. He pretends to cough to cover up his groans but it only manages to make things worse.

“Woah, man, you okay?” James is worried and nearly walks around to make sure if Thomas is alright. Thomas throws his hands in front of him and immediately tries to stop him. Meanwhile, you continue your game on your husband by flattening your tongue against his base and smoothing up his shaft slowly, and once you reach the tip, as quietly as you can, you wrap your lips around his head and harshly suck.

“I’m alright James, just get tho – Uh! Those complaints to Hamilton now…” Thomas said, feigning a headache when in reality you began pumping him while you continued to suck his cock.

“Lock the door, James.” You hear the sound of the door shutting and the lock clicking allows you to push yourself forward into Thomas’ line of sight. He places his hand on your head and grabs your hair, using it as sort of a makeshift handle as he guides your head over his cock, forcing him down your throat, not caring whether you gag or not.

You rub the underside of his shaft with your tongue and without the help of his hand, you push him as deep as you can. Thomas feels his cock twitch in your hot mouth and he knows he’s close. He looks at you and pulls your hair up, watching as you panted for air. With your thumb, you swipe some of the precum off the corner of your mouth and bring it to your mouth for a taste. Delicious. You moan and look up at Thomas with pleading eyes. You can see his jaw clench and in a second he removes himself from you.

“You’re gonna get me in trouble, babygirl…” he moans, turning you around and helping you get on the table. “And that means, you’re getting into some big trouble.” He ends sentence by giving you a rough smack on your ass, the strike making your cheeks sting. You whimper, feeling your pussy clench in pleasure as he continues to spank you.

“You wanted this didn’t you?” Smack! He accused. “You wanted to get caught, huh? If that’s not it, then you wanted to be punished like this, didn’t you babygirl?” You don’t reply as you are caught up in your own little space, trying not to be too loud. It was too much, your body was warm and you could feel how wet you were from Thomas’ antics.

“Please… sir.” You pleaded, pushing yourself back in an attempt to get some sort of friction. You hear a low chuckle and you feel his hand push you back down, leaving your ass in the air for him.

“What was that? I didn’t quite hear you.” He teases, rubbing his head against your core, wiping some of your essence onto him. He pushes so slightly into you, only prodding your pussy and pushing you towards the edge of oblivion. You swallow your pride and beg.

“Please, sir!” You squeak. “I want you to ruin me.” You blush, hearing these words wantonly escape your lips. You hear him say something but that doesn’t matter when you feel him rip your panties and slam deep into you, filling you up completely. You attempt to cover your mouth when his hand comes around and does it for you. You moan as he begins to pound into you, causing the table to move back and forth, but not enough to be loud.

His other hand sneaks around your arm, pulling your body upwards until your back lay against his chest.

“You. Are. Mine.” He whispers into your ear, punctuating each word with a deep thrust. You nod frantically, not being able to concentrate on his words, his hard cock reaching deep inside of you, the teeth of his belt lasciviously stinging the skin of your ass. He pulls out and flips you so you’re lying flat on the table, your legs spread wide for him.

He goes back to fucking you, placing one of your legs on his shoulder and rubbing his thumb against your stimulated clit. You snap your eyes shut and you grip at the edges of the table near your head. He drops the leg that was on his shoulder to spread you wider. Your back arches as you feel him push the fabric of your bra downwards, his lips wrapping around your nipple, his tongue lapping around your bud. The pleasure is overwhelming, you feel the pressure build up in your abdomen while Thomas pleasures you on three fronts. You can feel his staggered breath on your chest as he rests his head between your tits.

“Fuck, baby,” he pants “You feel incredible around me.” You tightly wrap your legs around his hips, keeping his body close, not wanting to let go.

“Only for you.” You moan out as you feel the coil in your abdomen tighten when he starts madly thrusting, sending electric sparks all throughout your body.

“Fuck baby, I’m so fucking close.” You hear, grabbing his shoulders.

“Me too, Thomas.” You pant. “Cum for me Thomas. I want you to feel good, so so good.”

Thomas groans out, thrusting his cock as quick as he can. He feels your muscles clench around him, sending him spiralling into his orgasm. You hear a string of curses erupt from his mouth as his hips begin to stutter. You bite down on his shoulder, your teeth marking his jacket as you start cumming as well. You open your eyes to see Thomas moaning against your chest, only making your orgasm more intense. You feel him slow down to a stop, feeling him twitch and release inside of you.

He stands up and helps you up to your feet, your legs wobbly. You look down in between you two to see a small pool of your juices on the floor. You blush as you look up to Thomas who chuckles.

“Hot.”

You laugh at him as he cleans the mess, pulling the table back to its original position. You see him stuff your ripped panties into his pocket and glared at him. “Don’t worry I’ll buy you a new set.” You shake your head, putting on the trench coat you seemed to have removed so long ago now. Thomas places you on his lap and nuzzles his nose into your neck. He sighs deeply.

“I needed this. Thank you, darling.” He says, looking up at you and pulling you into a deep kiss that makes you feel fuzzy inside. “I love you.”

You smile and caress his cheek. “I love you too, you big dork.” After a few minutes of loving aftercare, you stand up, smoothing the fabric of your coat.

“I wonder if anyone heard us.” You say, realising that you visited during the working hours.

“Nah, the offices on my floor are spaced really far, and the walls are too thick.” He confesses. “I argued with Hamilton down the hall once without anyone noticing.” Your jaw falls and you lightly hit him on the chest, your worry easing away.

“When you get home we’re taking a nice warm bath and I’m gonna cook you a feast, how does that sound?” You turn to him as you walk away, smiling.

“What did I do to deserve you?” He says, sending a kiss your way. You giggle, waving him goodbye as you left his office.

Alone, Thomas finds him smiling to himself, wondering how someone like him ended up with someone like you; he feels himself fall in love with you even more if that was possible. As he’s preparing a folder, from the corner of his eye, he sees a missed text on his phone and swipes it open.

From: James M.

Tell the missus I said hi ;)

(Requests are open!)

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