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#not abt cheating 🔫
milkygothgf · 21 days
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Call me while she's bouncing on your dick bc you miss me. Let me listen to her moans while you tell me you love me<3
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h4m1lt0ns · 9 months
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HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.
episode one :: SELFISH.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x singer!y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔five years worth of love thrown away in the trash, all at y/n’s expense.
fc – wonyoung jang (aged up to 28)
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕cheating, angst.
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[may, 15 2023]
y/n
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y/n here’s to five years of u being fuckin annoying. i love you maximilian.
839,193 comments.
maxverstappen1 i love you so so much more
maxverstappen1 wait that’s not my name
→ username LMFAOOOO 😭
→ username PLSSSSS
username this is so cute i will cry
username very normal abt this. very.
username five years is long enough y/n you can come back home now 😍
username how much is her paying her bc HOW
redbullracing our favourite couple 😍💙
username i dont know man i still don’t like him
username parents 🗣
username mama y papa ong
username not my wife posting her man like
username they’re so goals 😩🤌🏻
username i want what u cunts have
username god me when 🧎🏽‍♀️
username a gf like y/n pretty pls 🙏🏻
username i want u so bad y/n it’s not even funny anymore
username praying to whatever fucking god max prayed to
username how did max bag you we’ll never know
username leave him for me bae i can drive and be dutch too 🤞🏽🤞🏽
username GIVE US Y/N BACK MAX 🔫
username y/n come over pls. and don’t bring him.
username five years later and i still don’t think he’s good enough for her
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☆ IMESSAGE with ; honey badger
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honey badger: where are you
y/n: ???
y/n: in the studio rn, do u need anything?
honey badger: huh
honey badger: wait are you not coming?
honey badger: i thought we were doing
karaoke together ☹️
y/n: bro what are u talking about
y/n: come where? i already have plans tonight
honey badger: i’m ??
honey badger: hold on
y/n: …danny? 😀
honey badger: bro why aren’t you here
y/n: BROS NOT MAKING SENSE 🔥 🔥 🔥
honey badger: bae we’re all at the usual club
rn and i was wondering why you’re not here 😃
y/n:…
y/n: now who the fuck is we.
honey badger: 😭😭😭😭
honey badger: bro how do u not know
honey badger: didn’t max tell you? we’re supposed
to go out
honey badger: y/n?
y/n: wait
y/n: oh this motherfucker
honey badger: wait what
y/n: is max with you
honey badger: bestie i’m scared what’s going on
yn: we’ve been fighting recently
y/n: him and i are supposed to go out
for our anniversary and to talk things out
why the fuck is he at a fucking club
y/n: and he didn’t even fucking tell me
y/n: this the second year in a row what
the fuck is his fucking problem
honey badger: wOAHHHHHH
honey badger: HOLD ONNNN
honey badger: CALL ME RNNN
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☆ IMESSAGE with ; funeral guest list.
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honey badger removed maximilian!
honey badger: y/n pick up the phone
honey badger: come on please
chal eclair: y/n please answer the call
my baby lando: y/n please
alabono: i’m sorry we couldn’t stop him
chal eclair: ^^^
chili!: y/n come on now
chili!: y/n please answer the call amor
princess george: y/n we know it’s hard but we need to know if you’re okay
PIERRE GASLYYYY: we’re all worried y/n
PIERRE GASLYYYY: GUYS SHE ANSWERED KIKA’S CALL
chal eclair: i see how it is y/n 😐
my baby lando: mom do u not love me anymore
chili!: woooooowwwwww okay y/n
honey badger: all of you shut the fuck up
honey badger: pierre what’s kika saying
alabono: lily and carmen are on their way to you y/n
PIERRE GASLYYYY: she’s crying
PIERRE GASLYYYY: while cussing out max
PIERRE GASLYYYY: but crying hard
chili!: so y/n of her
my baby lando: real
yukino: i will run him over for you 💕
chal eclair: okay relax
chili!: true
my baby lando: yes but not now
honey badger: y/n say something
alabono: lily and carmen are with her now
alabono: she’s not okay guys 😕
yukino: what are they saying
alabono: she’s crying really hard and isn’t breathing well
my baby lando: WHAT ELSE
chal eclair: IS SHE SAFE
honey badger: DOES SHE NEED ANYTHING
chili!: alex i swear to god 😃
alabono: she’s safe and doesn’t need anything rn. lily and carmen are gonna sleep over w her, they won’t leave her alone
princess george: oh okay thank god
my baby lando: i blocked max but someone tell him it’s on fucking sight when i see him
chal eclair: i second that
yukino: count me in
PIERRE GASLYYYY: kika said we’re setting his house on fire
alabono: bringing the gas
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chuuyascumsock · 7 months
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Hi hi!!
Guess who sprained their ankle and has a big exam on mondayyyy
Also how are you doingg??
Also also im sorry i sent that whole-ass femzai thing without prior warning 😭 i shall remember to limit myself😌
Also denial chan is givin,
Dazai-anon-on-that-one-post-where-they-ranted-abt-their-mental-health.
Also also also i hope your exam prep is goin alright! May only the stuff you studied,show up on the paper!
And as always,stay safe and slay safe! Also hydrate or diedrate 🔫😄
-🧀
NOOOO, I hope you get better and do super good on your exam :[
I’m doing pretty good, I got some new books today that I’m excited to read teehee (embarrassing enough, I showed my mom the books I got and she pointed out one of the dark romances I got was “lesbian porn” so uhm, yeahhhh 🧍‍♀️).
DON’T APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR NOVELS, CHEESE, I LOVE THEM 🙏
And thank you, though majority of my midterms are online so I’ll be cheating LMAO 🫶
Keep yourself healthy, Cheese ✨🤭
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baekhvuns · 1 year
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From:- 🥀
Yes baeks I've never seen them photos but whatever it's crazy how on my bday my phone freaking reset itself 😭😭😭 and now my previous acc i actually lost like- I'm no more rosesapphiremysticalrose :') yes very sad
But NVM WHATABOUT THAT PROJECT BY ATINNYYYY?!?!? I CREIIIEDDD!!!!
Ok and again I'm hwasick Oxford pls add tht as a new word 😔
And can't believe I'm going to Canada next year. A WHOLE EXPERIENCE AWAITS FOR ME!!! A
What about paradigm?
And BI.... another man tht kind of got me in my feelings , i love him so freaking much i promise thts not cheating...right?
Whtv *going to cry in a corner bcz even tho it's my bday I hv to study for my last exam*
aaaa happy birthday to you!!!!! 💖💓💖✨ STOP BC I WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS dbdbd i hope u fight tumblr for ur acc back just bc
WE CREW TOGETHER 😭😭🤚🏼OH YOU ARE?? CONGRATS and do not come during winter time it is an absolutely chaos and waste of time <3 don’t even talk abt paradigm 🔫
B.I. B.I. UR ON THE RIGHT PATH ANON KEEP LISTENING TO HIM!!! KEEP LISTENING!!!
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