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onwardsmynoblesteve · 7 years

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Bark vs Bite

The stray dog au that literally no one but me asked for

When a very lost St Bernard named Doc comes across two squabbling stray dog packs, shenanigans ensue. As well as other, less whimsical-sounding things...

ok so dog breeds and stuff

Reds

One of the stray dog packs, that live in an old abandoned jeep

Sarge: American bulldog. Confident and lively, it seemed to suit him. The leader of the pack. No one knows how he ended up a stray, the story he gives is completely different each time. Not that anyone would notice, as it goes on so long that nobody dares to listen to all of it.

Simmons: Dobermann. Can’t entirely remember why I made him a dobie, it just seemed to work. Is missing his left foreleg, which has been replaced by a scrap prosthetic. Was abandoned as a pup, and latched onto Sarge immediately.

Grif: Chow Chow mix. Do not ask me what he is mixed with, because tbh I don’t know, it’s just that whenever I drew him he never seemed full Chow. Anyway, chose Chow because they’re less active than other dogs, have ‘cat-like’ personalities (AKA seem like a lazy asshole at first) and have a predisposition to put on weight easily. Was born to a pure bred champion chow and fathered by some rando vagabond who got in through a hole in the fence. As his litter wasn’t pedigree, Grif and his siblings were chucked out by their mother’s haughty breeder owner. Grif’s the best of the reds at getting food, because what can I say, people love fluffy dogs.

Donut: Poodle. It felt mandatory. I haven’t come up with anything else for him so yea

Lopez: A random raccoon that sticks around with the reds for easy meals and shelter. Decided to make him a raccoon because that was the only way I could come up with so none of the dogs would understand him. Made Simmons’ shoddy scrap leg using his tiny raccoon hands.

Blues

They live in an old abandoned train caboose on some defunct railway tracks, not too far from the reds

Church: Norwegian Black Elkhound/Husky/???. Tucker swears the last part’s cat, it accounts for Church’s asshole personality. The others all feel like something about him is off. I mean, what’s the deal with his paws? Ah, if only they knew. Actually, it’s probably better if they don’t.

Caboose: Labrador/Springer Spaniel/Staffy mix. The most affectionate, attention-seeking, obnoxiously sprightly dog I could think of. Had been living in the caboose for a good time before the others came along, hence his name. Really, really hates fleas.

Tucker: Some sort of terrier mix. ...Um yeah that’s about all I got here.

Sheila: Newfoundland dog. There is literally nothing else I could will her to be except a Newfie.

Freckles: Anatolian Shepherd. Big ol’ guard dog; the actual breed can scare off even big predators such as cheetahs. Anatolians have that typical personality you think of when you think guard dog. Freckles has put all that guarding instinct into protecting Caboose. Instead of the full black muzzle that most Anatolians have, Freckles has scattered dark spots that give him his name.

Freelancers

A group of mysterious dogs that pop up from time to time. They’re too well groomed and healthy looking to be strays, so why are they out in the sticks? It’s almost like they’re trying to get away from something...

Can’t put a lot of detail here because spoilers

Tex: Rhodesian ridgeback. These things were bred to fight off lions and I’ve seen one chase after a full-grown stag; how could they not be suitable for Tex? Seems to know Church, but the specifics are...fuzzy, to say the least.

Carolina: Carolina dog, because what else could I make her when the breed has a name like that?

York: Australian shepherd. They’re an intelligent, playful and loving breed, so I thought it suited him.

North and South: Borzoi mixes. They both superficially resemble borzoi, however it seems only North has inherited their typical temperament. Instead, South has more exaggerated ‘sighthound’ (the group borzoi are part of) instincts, and so has a very high prey drive. North has this as well, he just has a slightly better hold on it and it’s mostly hidden by his calm demeanour.

Wyoming: English setter. I had two criteria for choosing Wyoming’s breed: 1. it must be obnoxiously english, and 2. it must have markings that are able to form some kind of mustache equivalent. English setters fulfill both of these, and their temperament is often described as gentlemanly, but mischievous. So yeah, perfect dog for ol’ Reginald.

CT: Australian cattle dog. They’re intelligent dogs with a strong independent streak, so it fitted well.

Florida: Bedlington terrier. Described by wikipedia as “both good with children and ‘fit to kill any other dog of his weight’”. Yay!

There’s also ideas for other characters but I have no clue how they fit into the story yet so yeah

#bark vs bite au #rvb

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loving-jack-kelly · 7 years

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even numbers for the ask!!

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Assuming this is alive person, either Jeremy Jordan or Lucas Steele, probably.

4: What do you think about most?

If I’m being entirely honest, I’m usually thinking about Newsies in some capacity

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

Why would you wear clothes to sleep, no clothes allows for more blankest no matter the weather

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls are sweet and kind and supportive, mostly, and boys are very cute, sometimes.

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Like twenty minutes ago

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

I used to drink through a straw in my nose just to prove I could, so yeah, I’d say so

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

either hiking or riding my bike

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Uhhh...I dont? Listen to many bands, mostly just Broadway albums, so The Dixie Chicks are a good band, and Newsies

18: Do you believe in karma?

yeah

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

My greatest weakness is probably my constant anxiety that stops me from doing things, but my greatest strength is probably that I’m a good listener

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

No but I’ve thought about it

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

Hats

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

yes. I’m still growing, but I’m better now than I’ve ever been

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if I came out, what would happen?

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

My right hand hit a dirty ice cream bowl from earlier today, and my left hit my pillow pet, Mocha the Monkey

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

I went to the dump in Guatemala City and it was the hardest place I’ve ever been to.

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Laura Osnes is beautiful

36: Define Art.

Art is something that means different things to different people, but that affects them in some way and requires some kind of creativity to create. Chronically underappreciated by society as a whole.

38: What’s the weather like right now?

Hot and sunny and I hate it

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Technically I’m not supposed to drive yet bc I don’t have my permit but I have, and the closest I’ve come to crashing was hitting the curb once

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Yes I think it’s nice

44: What was the last film you saw?

I just finished watching Holes as I was answering some of the questions before this one

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

No I don’t want to hurt them

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

I’m ace! And have absolutely no clue what my romantic orientation is but I like boys and maybe girls? Idk I’m confused.

50: Do you believe in magic?

small magic, not big magic. Like spells and stuff? not really. but little unexplainable things as small magic? yeah.

52: What is your astrological sign?

Aries!

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

Body Wash from CVS

56: In a relationship?

Ha no

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No, but my dad can

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

My MiMi, which is a stuffed animal thing I’ve had since I was a baby (who never got a gender so props to six year old me for having a genderfluid toy since the gender changed based on what I was playing)

62: What’s your favourite animal?

SAOLA! ARE SO COOL! SAVE THE SAOLA!

64: Where is your best friend?

At home, I assume. Maybe the doctors, since she just got knee surgery

66: What is your heritage?

I’m 50% Norwegian, 25% French-Canadian, and 25% who knows what

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

my instinct is to say Maveradakis

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

I think so, but I feel like I’m exhausting to be around so probably more of a school friend than a hanging out friend

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live.

a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die?

I would tell my family and maybe my close friends

b) What do you do with your remaining days?

see all the shows I possible could, meet cast members, come out to my family, I hope, and spend time with the people close to me

c) Would you be afraid?

Not really, no

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Belief by Ben Fankhauser

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Communication, lots of laughter, and comfort around each other

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

It depends on the person, I think

80: What size shoes do you wear?

Nine and a half women’s

82: What is your favourite word?

Murky is a fun word

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

I’m dying squirtle

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

The color purple that a mountain is during a sunrise

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Idk I don’t think I’d be able to do it

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

cry and not get out of bed until they went away and then never sleep again, most likely

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

the half hour at the Miracle Worker cast party full of Chris stories, I was eating kitkats and Hunter and Simon were telling stories and I was laughing so hard, it was wonderful

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Probably Jeremy Jordan tbh

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

As far as I know? No. But I have so many I’m sure somewhere one of my cousins is in jail.

98: Ever been on a plane?

Yeah but I hate flying because it makes my ears pop so bad

#thanks!#Anonymous

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skyteglad · 6 years

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do all the flower asks too you little heathen

Alisons: Sexuality? pansexual!! i used to go with demirom pansexual but pan alone is good enough

Amaranth: Pronouns/Gender? he/him, it/its is okay too! bigender but also i’m?? leaning towards just trans masc at this point?

Amaryllis: Birthday? dec 11!

Anemone: Favorite flower? oh fuck uhhhh chrysanthemum but only bc i love that word?? i like how flowers look a lot tho

Angelonia: Favorite t.v. show? oh shit fuck uh. there’s a lot but soul eater, desperate housewives, and heroes are three i can think of rn

Arum-Lily: What’s the farthest you’d go for a stranger? i have no clue what this question means!!

Aster: What’s one of your favorite quotes? h

Aubrieta: Favorite drink? soda… root beer, sunkist, and (currently) dr. pepper?

Baby’s Breath: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH

Balsam Fir: Have you ever been in love? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baneberries: Favorite song? THERE’S… A LOT OF THEM, OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD THOUGH, FIRST TO COME TO THOUGHT? between the bars by chris garneau

Basket of Gold: Describe your family. they’re actually pretty good? like, really good. not perfect, though. i still haven’t come out to them, but they’re very good in comparison to many other parents

Beebalm: Do you have a best friend? Who is it? imma go w my irl besties bryson and alyssa they’re fantastic, love them

Begonia: Favorite color? this is hard? i love colors??? fuck? i’ll just go with color combo instead here, which is a tie between red/black/white, and brown/teal/white

Bellflower: Favorite animal? I HAVE A LOT. CATS, DEER, AXOLOTLS??

Bergenia: Are you a morning or night person? night

Black-Eyed Susan: If you could be any animal for a day, what would it be? cat cat cat cat cat

Bloodroots: When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? teacher, lawyer, forensic psychologist

Bluemink: What are your thoughts on children? love them! they deserve kindness in the world and it makes me sad as hell knowing not all of them have that. no child is inherently evil, they’re still forming and changing and growing, and there’s still a chance to help them be a good person

Blazing Stars: What are you afraid of? Is there a reason why? oh man, lots of things. i’ll go with… *spins the wheel* … abandonment! and yeah lol it’s bc losing people is scary and terrible

Borage: Give a random fact about your childhood. not a fact abt my childhood but apparently i was born with an anxiety disorder lol

Bugleherb: How would you spend your last day on Earth? question too deep, pass

Buttercup: Relationship Status? **MARRIED** i’m not married but i’m happily taken by two of the best people to ever exist ever???

Camelia: If you could visit anywhere, where would you want to go? SEE MY BOY NORSKI

Candytufts: When do you feel most loved? when i’m around my bfs and they’re being cozy and gay and sweet

Canna: Do you have any tattoos? nope!

Canterbury Bells: Do you have any piercings? nope!

California Poppy: Height? fuck you! i’m 4'11

Cardinal Flower: Do you believe in ghosts? sure do babey!

Carnation: What are you currently wearing? pajama pants, socks that are too tight, a tank top, and my bfs heart player hoodie

Catnip: Have you ever slept with a nightlight? yes i still do lol

Chives: Who was the last person you hugged? cotton :D

Chrysanthemum: Who’s the last person you kissed? cotton!

Cock’s Comb: Favorite font? fuck uhhhhhh yes

Columbine: Are you tired? lol ya

Common Boneset: What are you looking forward to? LOVE BOYS LOVE BOYS LOVE BOYS

Coneflower: Dream job? forensic psychologist :c

Crane’s-Bill: Introvert or extrovert? introvert!

Crocus: Have you ever been in love? this was already asked but YES

Crown Imperial: What’s the farthest you would go for someone you care about? ALL THE WAY ALL THE WAY

Cyclamen: Did you have a favorite stuffed animal as a child? What was it? UHHH YYYESSS???? imma go w booger bear, a green bear… shade of boogers

Daffodil: What’s your zodiac sign? sagittarius!

Dahlia: Have you done anything worth remembering? i… guess? maybe??? not really imo but idk!

Daisy: What do you feel is your greatest accomplishment? i have no braincells rn so pass

Daylily: What would you do if your parents didn’t like your partner(s)? cry (they do like them tho thank fuck)

Dendrobium: Who is the last person that you said “I love you” to? COTTON AND NORSKI

False Goat’s Beard: What is something you are good at? d…raw…?

Foxgloves: What’s something you’re bad at? everything lol

Freesia: What are three good things that have happened in the past month? CON! HALLOWEEN SPOOKY STUFF! POTENTIAL MOUSE BABIES which is also a bad thing that happened but shh

Garden Cosmos: How was your day today? it’s been ok

Gardenia: Are you happy with where you’re at in your life? well… not exactly? i’m thrilled to be where i am w my bfs, i’m thrilled that i’ve grown and gotten through some bad trauma, but i want to be doing more, i want to feel accomplished, so.. i’m not :c

Gladiolus: What is something you hope to do in the next year or two? FUCKING MOVE.

Glory-of-the-Snow: What are ten things that make you happy/you’re grateful to have in your life? oh fuck numbers. 1-2) cotton and norski 3) lee!!! 4) my family 3) my friends 4) there’s more but i have no braincells so :p

Heliotropium: What helps you calm down when you feel stressed? nothing

Hellebore: How do you show affection? many

Hoary Stock: What are you proudest of? :D.. i don’t rememeber

Hollyhock: Describe your ideal day. shrug

Hyacinth: What do you like to do in your free time? drrrawww??? procrastinate lol

Hydrangea: How long have you known your best friend? How did you meet them? i’ll go w alyssa! almost 16 years, it was in kindergarten! my aunt had lied abt mama bringing me lunch so i was left kind of just… without any and alyssa stayed behind while i ate when everyone went to recess :’) we also just shared a class but still

Irises: Who can you talk to about (almost) everything? cotton and norski

Laceleaf: How many friends do you have? bitch? how am i supposed to know?

Lantanas: What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received? hhhhhh

Larkspur: What do you think of yourself? suck

Lavender: What’s your favorite thing about yourself? i give a shit about others

Leather Flower: What’s your least favorite thing about yourself? i give a shit about certain others :\

Lilac: What’s something you liked to do as a child? draw

Lily: Who was your best friend when you were a kid? alyssa

Lily of the Incas: What is something you still feel guilty for? SO MANY THINGS HHH JUST. BEING A THOUGHTLESS BITCH.

Lily of the Nile: What is something you feel guilty for that you shouldn’t feel guilty about? retaliating against my abusers and saying harmful things to them while they were basically cornering me bc i had a breakdown and that was ‘rude’ somehow.

Lupine: What does your name mean? Why is that your name? bc im trash! and it means 'thunderous skies’ (i found out that skylar is a popular/overused trans guy name and now i’m sad at myself but also fuck u i love the name skylar it stays as my middle)

Marigold: Where did you grow up? Tell us about it. texas lol i havent moved out of the city ive lived in my whole life

Morning Glory: What was your bedroom like growing up? its never been personalized… it’s… just a bed, a tv (not anymore but thats ok) and thats it. currently its two beds but, again, thats it

Mugworts: What was it like for you as a teenager? Did you enjoy your teenage years? depression!

Norwegian Angelica: Tell us about your mom. shes great!! she sucks sometimes and doesn’t understand my boundaries at all (maybe she does and just purposefully ignores them), and she babies me to fucking hell, but she’s very very nice and tries her best and i appreciate her

Onions: Tell about your dad. we don’t mention him he’s a piece of shit :\ my step dad’s great tho lol

Orchid: Tell about your grandparents. ging and popo are treasures to this earth

Pansy: What was your most memorable birthday? What made it be so memorable? i don’t want to talk about that.

Peony: What was your first job? haven’t had it yet

Petunia: If you’re in a relationship, how did you meet your partner(s)? If you’re not in a relationship, how did you meet your crush/how do you hope to meet your future partner(s), if you want any? COTTON: MET HIM IN A HOMESTUCK KIN SERVER. NORSKI: COTTON’S OLD FRIEND, INTRODUCED US. the first thing i ever said to him was great…

Pincushion: How do you deal with pain? i don’t.

Pink: Where is home? where the heart is uwu

Plantain Lilies: If you could go back in time, what is one thing you would stop/change? terrible people from hurting millions of others.

Prairie Gentian: Who is someone you look up to? Describe them. norski tbh? he’s so talented and brave and has done so much in life. he’s not perfect but he’s grown so much and tried so hard to do good and i’m so proud of him and admire him a lot

Primrose: Describe your ideal life. no mental illness, with financial stability, and also the world wouldn’t have fucking oppression and harm in it tbh.

Rhodendron: What is something you used to believe in as a child? THAT BUTTERFLIES WERE VENOMOUS AND IF IT TOUCHED U U’D DIE.

Ricinus: Who’s the most important in your life? norski and cotton… and also lee

Rose: What’s your favorite sound? my bfs’ voices

Rosemallows: What’s your favorite memory? most memories of good times we’ve had

Sage: What’s your least favorite memory? :) pass

Snapdragon: At this moment, what do you want? TO CUDDLE MY FUCKING HUSBANDS. also to go pee i’m gonna go pee intermission break here pee break done

St. John’s Wort: Is it easy or difficult for you to express how you feel about things? :D hard!

Sunflower: What is something you don’t want to imagine life without? norski or cotton hh

Sweet Pea: How much sleep did you get last night? uhhhh a good amount???

Tickseed: What’s your main reason to get up every morning? staying in bed hurts my body

Touch-Me-Not: How do you feel about your current job? that i wish i had one

Transvaal Daisy: What’s your favorite item of clothing? i have a rly hot hoodie now…

Tropical White Morning Glory: Describe your aesthetic. EDGY BUT COLORFUL

Tulip: What would be the best present to get you? stuffed animals… esp pokemon ones (or video games)

Vervain: What’s stressing you out most right now? life :D!!!!

Wisteria: How many books have you read in the past few months? What were they called? I DON’T READ HHHHHHH

Wolf’s Bane: Where do you want to be in life this time next year? living with cotton like… permanently (also spending time w norski irl!!!!!!!!! pls!)

Yarrow: Do you know what vore is? :)

Zinnia: Give a random fact about yourself. I DON’T HAVE A BRAIN RN

#marcotton #RIOT.TXT

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