#nobody needs a Baby Ebeneazer in 2023

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"Vessel" is definitely like, shortened/practical nickname for someone with a puritan compound/virtue name like "Vessel-of-the-lord-our-god", or something of the like.

Oh yeah, a lot of those names in aggregate gave off Crunchy Christian Mom vibes. Vessel in the same list as Oath, Reason, Written (as in, the Word of GodTM, I'm assuming)? Strong "we are only allowing Christian Rock in our beige household full of plants" energy

#ask #baby names #I honestly like Reason- also gives off Enlightenment-Era Scientific Virtue Name energy #this is why history geeks should have their baby names focus-grouped by a Council of Normal People #I feel like our intentions are better than the demographic represented in that TikTok but #nobody needs a Baby Ebeneazer in 2023 #least of all that Baby Ebeneazer when he grows up