#no this wasn’t the smau related to my poll

[casualheizouenjoyers]

I love you but I can’t fix this✧

Synopsis: you are a fashion youtuber with an immense following and one of many series on your channel is “Fashion Police” where you help people find their personal style! Heizou is a very popular true crime youtuber, as well as a co host for his podcast “professional disasters” with childe and his children. tired of how horribly heizou dresses (they’ve given up on childe) his friends sign him up to appear on your show. and the fact that heizou has a big crush on you? just makes it better. too bad no one told them you two are already happily dating <3

Genre: smau, youtuber/streamer au, secret dating (but not angsty), crack and moments of fluff

Warnings: cursing, reader is written as gender neutral but their fashion expression leans more fem (i’m projecting my aesthetic on y/n), way too many your mom jokes, kys/kms jokes, time stamps are irrelevant

ships: reader x heizou, tighnari x albedo x cyno, yelan x yanfei x shinobu x shenhe, diluc x childe, (very background) xiao x venti, barbara x fischl, yae miko x ei (scara’s moms), razor x bennett

rich bitches <3 | professional disasters | extras /j

0.1 Heizou’s still bitchless rip 😔

0.2 that was unnecessary 💀

0.3 rizz off 😍

0.4 he is just a guy, hit him with your car 🙄

0.45 going on a cute date vs being friends with childe 🥲

#smau #genshin smau #heizou x reader #heizou smau #genshin impact x reader #aris writes #no this wasn’t the smau related to my poll #that’s for the next smau i have planned