#no he already has his hands full with childe and teenttore is content terrorizing pantalone

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Headcanon that Webtoon-Dottore is one of Dottore's younger versions and is smart in the worst way possible

I'm talking, a 16-something year old teenager that Primettore usually hides away from the public eye, spending his time crafting strange and confusing crap, rather than conducting morally questionable research and whatnot.

Like. Think the Butter-Robot from Rick and Morty, whose only purpose in life is to bring butter. Or like an even crazier version of Michael Reeves. Just... imagine.

Pantalone: ....Dottore. Care to explain why one of your clones put in a request for even MORE funding? Did they burn through last month's funding already?

Primettore: Oh, that. Yeah, no, one of my younger versions wants to see what happens if he lets a Slime trade stocks.

Pantalone: ....

Teenttore being like the premature version of Dottore, who's more interested in taking apart random scrap metal and building pipe bombs with nothing but slime condensate and an empty tictac container. He builds a lamp on eight legs that scurries through the Palace at night, scaring the living shit out of everyone unfortunate enough to encounter the spider-light.

He builds himself a tiny rat-companion made from ruin guard-parts and gives it a lil bowtie to match his suit.

He throws tantrums when Primettore restricts his access to Machinery-parts, begging and whining until he eventually annoyed Primettore enough to get his way. He's less like a clone and more like a genuine teenager.

He ends up hiring Krupp to keep an eye on this menace to society, like an overly glorified babysitter to a manic manchild.

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