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"Hi! I'm Garmadon and these are my two sons, Lloyd and Christofern." He gestures towards a couch on which an angry boy sits next to a potted plant.
"Lloyd doesn't like his younger brother because I divorced his mom," he looks at a picture of Misako as he speaks,
"unofficially adopted a girl who manipulated him into falling in love with her and tortured him," he counts on his fingers as he talks about what she did to him,
"and then I started having a thing with a camera guy from the news which is where Christofern is from." He looks proudly over to a wall of photographs of himself and Vinny for a few moment before stopping. His expression falls as his brows furrow, thinking in silence for a moment.
"Speaking of them, where did my unofficially adopted daughter disappear to now?" He asks with a hint of worry but before he can say anything else a loud crash is heard from outside. Safe to say, he now knows where she is.
to be clear, Jay, Wu and Harumi are all yelling for different reasons (Jay's having a panic attack, Wu is lecturing a bit too enthusiastically, and Harumi's being mean)
Garmadon isn't trying to replace Lloyd with Christofern, Garmadon thinks Christofern is Lloyd. A combination of fucked up memory, terrible vision and old people dementia result in Garm finding a random plant and thinking it's Lloyd and wanting to be a good father to make up for all the bad father-ing he takes it home. He's too crazy to question why the plant isn't talking and despite Vinny's attempts to explain that that is a plant Garm is convinced this is Lloyd. It's green and it's small! Clearly it is his son! He's just giving the silent treatment because he's mad!
I just had an idea. Lloyd only likes Christofern whenever Brad’s around.
Brad loves plants and the moment he here’s Lloyd’s newest family edition is just a literal plant, he is ecstatic. He offers to babysit Christofern with Lloyd every chance he gets. Because of this, Lloyd had to pretend that he doesn’t want to chuck the plant out the window for Brad’s sake. He absolutely hates it though.
Bonus headcannon; Christofern can speak and Brad can understand him. They gossip together
aight listen here this lil gremlin is the most annoying little brother EVER
like him freeing the serpentine JUST for candy was literally the cause of half the problems in ninjago
but he also had to put up with so much shit like being abandoned at a school for bad guys and then living alone for who knows how long after running away and then learning that your dad now has four damn arms and you’re gonna have to kill him some day because of destiny
but he still manages to be so hilariously annoying despite all that
so OF COURSE my boi deserves this title
CHRISTOFERN:
I mean. Just look at it. It resurfaced all of Lloyd’s daddy issues in less than one episode and in half a season become so symbolic the ninjago (non dragons rising) saga ended with it. It’s an important little guy :3