#nevermind we’re having a giant argument about ivan doig now

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Things that happen at home:

Mom: Downtown is pretty much open. We could all go out for the afternoon.

Dad: BOOKSTORE.

Me and my sisters, like a Greek chorus: YES!!!!

Mom: No! I’m not spending three hours hiding in a back corner while the four of you pull hundreds of books down!

My SO: What about the used bookstore down on Broadway that’s right next to the computer place you like? They sell hardware parts, and I need to replace a couple of components in my gaming system.

Mom: Oooooh, I’ve never built a gaming computer before.

Youngest sister: I have fifty bucks leftover from Christmas, but I might need some one to spot me.

Dad: Yeah, fine, just get in the car. *points at me* The instigator sits in front.

Middle sister:*squawks indignantly*

Dad: Do you want to be in slapping distance? Or do you want your sister to be in slapping distance? Get in the car.

Middle sister: *gets in the back seat*

#things that happen at home #mom and so are giant computer nerds #dad and sisters and will really spend four hous in a book store #we are going to end up in a giant argument about either greek or norse mytholgy #or anime #possible room for a shouting match about the writing styles of zane grey vs louis lamore #i swear if my dad tries to buy me another ivan doig book im gonna scream #like he is fantastic #nevermind we’re having a giant argument about ivan doig now #you can say montana is pretty only so many different ways