#nestortheory

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Hehe, securitywaiter hints in the posts, hehe>:)

The instagram accounts:

@nestortheory

@sparkysdinerhurricane

#securitywaiter #ness fnaf #fnaf movie #nestortheory #sparkys diner

[steddieyes]

You cannot tell me this isn't Ness crashing after staying up for 2 days to prove that he's right about the cop (vanessa) going into the pizzaria at night.

Guys he's just so silly, the goober just needs to sleep before going on a tangent about how he "didn't get sick from the air, Mike. Really, I'm fine" (he literally broke into Freddys a week ago with a flashlight, camcorder and bag. Genius didn't even bring a face mask so he wouldn't breath in whatevers in the pizzarias air)

Well, we get silly. Check out Ness' insta if you want more sillies and rants from Ness:)

#nestortheory #securitywaiter #ness the waiter #ness fnaf #fnaf ness #five nights at freddys movie #fnaf movie #dreamtheory #making a post today:) #ness gets silly #totally not sick from breathing in freddys crusty ass ajr #totally not #get this man an inhaler #mike schmidt #mike x ness #ness x mike #ness x mike schmidt #fnaf

[steddieyes]

Securitywaiter hints on Ness' instagram wink wink? Hmmm??

#securitywaiter #ness fnaf #fnaf ness #ness #fnaf movie #nestortheory #mike x ness

[steddieyes]

OHMY GOD. NEW NESS LORE JUST DROPPED.

Okay, so we all know that Ness loves theories, small town conspiracies, old legends, right? And the Lock Ness monster is a CLASSIC, right? DO YOU HEAR WHAT IM GETTING AT?? CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW EXCITED NESS WOULD HAVE GOTTEN WHEN DISCOVERING THEORIES ABOUT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER AS A KID?? AND THAT HIS NAME NESS?? JUST LIKE THE MONSTER???

OHMY GKD.

Guys I can't, I know for a fact that he believes in the lock Ness monster and that its his favourite cryptid/legend, 100%, its just true, he told me, actually. Ness would dedicate his entire life to the Freddy's case and in discovering what happened (it's such a huge case the town he lives in, of course he's going to go physco about it) but I just know he's got a whole nother theory board about the Loch Ness monster and all the hoaxes about it, why this is true and that isn't. Maybe he goes on a trip to Scottland one winter to try and seek out Nessie himself (it set him back so far in going to collage, like seriously, Mike would have scolded him so hard if they knew each other then)

He's got multiple little charms off Nessie on his bag and kept safe in his room, posters and printed out news papers with headlines of it. At one point he almost convinced himself it was smart to buy an original copy of one of the newspapers shipped from Scottland that would have set him back on rent, he just barely didn't do it, too. But it was for the best, he brought back a boatload of newspapers, photos and memorabilia from his trip. Enough to where he had to wear his big snow jacket on to the plane so he could fit it all in his bag.

The reason why he knows so much about the evolution of early mammals (other than it being incredibly interesting, the fact we evolved from that is extremely fascinating to him) is because of the Lock Ness monster. He has diagrams of what it's skeltal structure is, or at least what he believes could be, he can't say that it is without solid evidence other than a hunch and years of research. He links its genealogy back to this and that, starts a whole new research paper on how the Scottish seas (where Nessie comes from) could open up a whole new gene pool of what Ness could be or could have evolved from and what could have evolved from Nessie. What if Nessie is the last of its kind and the rest of its genus evolved Into something further? Something smaller, bigger? Was it abandoned by its kind and left here while they went onto bigger bodies of water? It boggles his mind. Getting to the bottom of this his life mission (besides the Freddy's case and woo'ing the cute security gaurd into giving him his number)

I, have... so much planned. This has spurred on my Ness and overall securitywaiter brainrot by SO much, and I will infact be going ahead and adding this to my Nestortheory lore😔

(Nestortheory is Ness' instagram, he's got silly (literally canon, I swear) stuff on there:))

#ness the waiter #nestortheory #ness fnaf #fnaf ness #ness x mike #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #mike accidentally calling ness nessie once cahses him to combust on the spot and go on to tell mike about the loch ness monster #for the better part of 3 hours #mike falls asleep half way through #ness loves him so its okay #anyways #fnaf movie #five nights at freddys movie #fnaf #i went on a tangent but ill try and stop myself here #ill absolute make more posts about this #tag me if you write/have any headcannons about this because i am obSESSED

[steddieyes]

Love is in the aaaaiiir!! 💕

Little Securitywaiter hints too:) maybe I'll drop what Mike posted for Ness on his private if you guys are interested 🤫

(Ness's account, Sparky's' account)

Oh, what did you say? hm.. I do wonder who's house and car that is where Ness happens to be posting from on Valentine's, hmm, strange...

#nestortheory #securitywaiter #ness the waiter #ness fnaf #fnaf ness #sparkys diner #dreamtheory #mike x ness #ness x mike #fnaf movie

[steddieyes]

So I did go ahead in my delusion and make Ness an instagram account. I have so much planned, and I've based it off of headcanons and fics I've read. Might want to check who he's following too:)

#ness fnaf #securitywaiter #fnaf movie #nestortheory #ness #fnaf ness

[steddieyes]

Just a heads up that my Ask's/question thing is open if you lot have any ideas for what Ness or Sparky's (Diner) should post! (on their respective Instagram accounts) I'm open to any ideas or questions that I think will fit with the timeline/characterisation of both Ness and Sparky's:)

It could be headcanons, literally anything you lot want because I made it for our fellow silly minded, securitywaiter, fnaf loving people.

(Also I will EVENTUALLY, hopefully, making a fic out of this along with failed detective ness:))

It's not era accurate, but I'm trying to keep the style/what they say kind of 2000's coded/in that era, despite them very obviously posting on Instagram and not a forum online.

Also! Ness is 23 (23!!) in this, the only thing I'm taking from the book is that his dad/family own Sparky's, that's why on a previous post you would have seen the Sparky’s account responding more like a sibling rather than a proffesionsal brand/buisness account. Andy, who mainly runs the Sparky's account (completely made him up) is the one teasing and jabbing at Ness in the instagram replies/comments about Mike and whatnot. I am but a simple man, if you cut open my heart you'll see a little nugget that says in bold print "SECURITYWAITER."

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#securitywaiter #ness fnaf #mike x ness #nestortheory #fnaf movie 2023 #sparkys diner #i love them so much dude:(

[steddieyes]

NestorTheory Instagram lore recap in cliffnotes!

4th of January, account created + 2 posts. An introduction and Radio update.

5th of January, selfie, fun facts, and radio updates.

6th of January, first Freddy's post of the actual diner along with an update from sparkys (including a selfie)

9th of January, first 'Freddy's-a-go' update + plan.

11th of January, successfully broke into Freddy's and posted multiple photos from inside along with updates and finds.

18th of January, Mike makes a post on Ness' story about how Ness is sick after breaking into Freddy's + photo of a sick and sleepy Ness.

23rd of January, update on Ness' health along with another eepy Ness photo.

25th of January, 'Freddy's-a-go' update from a healthy Ness, no longer sick + photos of Freddy's from the outside. Radio update and a hint to a live interview on his radio station with a "certain security gaurd".

January 31st, Ness posts on his story about a radio update along with his Lock Ness Monster theory board as the photo in the background.

Between all of those posts, Ness has interacted with the Sparky's Diner account too, which is ran by his sibling 'Andy' (because in the book it's said that Ness' family own the Diner, that's the only "canon" I'm taking from the book. Completely made Andy up)

Andy teases Ness about how he stares at "your security guy" in the comments of several Sparky's Diner posts, Ness responds back and that leads to him getting Mike's (security guys) number after Mike had written it on a receipt that Andy picked up instead because Ness was busy with another table. Andy makes a post on the Sparkys account about how "you should really notice this! Also, make sure to return 10 receipts to get a free coffee on the house!" Ness proceeds to freak out in the comments at realising Mike left him his number and offers anything in the world to Andy so he'll give him the receipt that had Mike's number on it.

This is the shortest way I can explain the LOOORE, but I plan to make a full in depth post about it all soon Including behind the scenes lore that has only been hinted at and not given full context (Mike randomly posting on Ness' story is a GREAT example because securitywaiter isn't established yet. As far as people knew, Ness just had a supposed crush on him and then BOOM Mike Is randomly in Ness' room taking care of him while he's sick + now he's following a certain @MichaelSchmidt1975 too, hmmm??) (Also, you don't have to like securitywaiter to enjoy the account, you wouldn't even notice it:))

All set in the 2000's like the movie by the way!

There is a LOT more I will explain in depth, but this is for whoever to take a look at! I'd appreciate if you check out Ness' instagram and Sparky's too if that's what your interested in, I absolutely adore making these and there should be a new post tonight because Ness' radio station will be on in the morning, Saturday at 8am sharp ya'll!

#NestorTheory #Ness the waiter #ness fnaf #fnaf ness #ness #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #mike x ness #ness x mike schmidt #fnaf movie #sparkys diner #mike schmidt

[steddieyes]

Heheeh new Ness instagram posts hehe>:))

Ness' instagram account

Sparky's Diners account :)

Previous posts: hee hoo hah

#securitywaiter #ness fnaf #nestortheory #sparkys diner #fnaf movie #five nights at freddys movie

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There's a new break in the Freddy's case? Oh? So Mike IS the security guard at Freddy's... oooooh, Ness met him how?? That's crazy...

Anygays, Ness posted lol:))

NestorTheory posts: Part1, part2, part3, part4, part5

Ness' instagram!:)

#nestortheory #securitywaiter #ness fnaf #fnaf movie #dreamtheory #ness the waiter #fnaf ness #mike x ness #ness x mike schmidt

[steddieyes]

Ohhh, Ness is back! Big updates and things to look forward to on Saturday, HUGE things:D

But hey, also, you might want to check out who he's following.. maybe there's been a big update behing the scenes for Ness, maybe he stopped drooling over and finally spoke to the cute security guy that comes to the diner at hellish hours of the morning for coffee, who knows..;)

(Guys... just, don't questions 'the' pfp, I did my best while being exhausted okay😭😭 I laugh everytime I see it so it's FINE😭)

FOLLOW NESS!! (If you want)

Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 of NestorTheory lore:)

#nestortheory #ness the waiter #securitywaiter #dreamtheory #fnaf movie #ness x mike #ness x mike schmidt #ness fnaf #fnaf ness #hehee:) #were gonna get real silly around here soon #hehee #five nights at freddys movie

[steddieyes]

Whaaaaaaat, Ness is sick?? Noooo.....

What a creative idea I have for (Ness) accidentally not posting for a week, whew🤧

BUT. SECURITYWAITER VERY OBVIOUS HINT OHH??? SECURITYWAITER LIKE A SLAP IN THE FACE?? Oh do I wonder what happened over that week to lead to this, mhm, I do I do..

BUT! Ness will be back in full swing, aswell as Sparky's :D

I procrastinate even if it's over something I've got brain rot over (securitywaiter ✊😔)

Expect some new posts soon, I have so much planned for our boys (and sparkys) :D

(@nestortheory and @sparkysdinerhurricane Instas!)

Also, look at Ness go, 23 followers already :')

#securitywaiter #nestortheory #ness the waiter #fnaf ness #ness fnaf #mike schmidt #mike x ness #hehe look at the sillies:)) #mike absolutely does not care to use a phone #but he'll do it for ness😔

[steddieyes]

So. The shirt for my Ness cosplay came in. It's so movie accurate down to the buttons and how the blue folds into the shirt... all I need now is the trousers (which I'm buying tommorow), his little apron, and a notepad. Ness' pin/name tag too but I still cannot find ANYWHERE that it's being sold, so if you know anyone who's selling replicas please do tell:)

Anyways, I'm so concerningly excited ohmygod😭😭

(UPDATE!! WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE:))

(Nestortheory update soon:))

#ness the waiter #ness fnaf #fnaf ness #ness #fnaf movie #cosplay #fnaf