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wndaswife · 1 year
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Ooh you're doing headcanons?? Earth 838 Wanda Maximoff please!
characterization headcanons: earth-838 wanda maximoff
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allergies
not sure why but i feel like she's definitely allergic to shellfish and watermelon.
character flaws
has trouble saying no to anything, especially when her friends and coworkers pile a bunch of favours onto her; it’s always tommy and billy who remind her to value herself and her time more. 
cleaning habits
she’s a pretty lenient mother and isn’t one to force the twins to clean much, though granted they are a bit older now and are very responsible kids. she cleans pretty often on her own, but she’s not overly-fastidious about it at all.
cooking habits
i have a feeling she can make a really good stir fry… and that she loves adding potatoes and diced carrots to anything.
coping mechanisms
as a single mother to two kids, wanda puts an effort towards coping healthily and in turn being able to mother her children while also dealing with distressing situations. she bakes, goes for runs, and sees a therapist frequently to also talk through her experiences of her time with HYDRA, working with the avengers, and losing her brother and parents. 
dreams
often haunted by her experiences as HYDRA’s guinea pig, wanda sometimes has nightmares of the strucker experiments. she misses her brother dearly and although her life with HYDRA was nothing short of horrific, her dreams are always bittersweet as she always sees pietro’s face most vividly when she dreams of him. her dreams of her multiversal variants seem to her as lives she could have lived should she have remained an avenger, ranging from heroic to downright villainous as she also dreams of earth-616’s scarlet witch.
myer-briggs personality type
i don’t want be boring and say infp like 616-wanda, but i think she probably is also an infp even if i try to imagine something else.
enneagram personality type
9w1, maybe? i’m trying to be very creative and not put 4w5 like 616-wanda! i think she’s a very easygoing person with a habit of being a bit of a pushover, with strong feelings of right and wrong that makes her a very kind and strong-willed mother. might be prone to being a bystander despite a confident internal moral compass and strong opinions that she represses around those she does not know. in getting to know her, she’s a very sensitive and generous person.
fears
she’s very easy to scare. she worries about the boys’ safety, the possible fragility of her domestic life with them, and sometimes fears her magic is not enough to protect them, especially because it's been years since the last time she fought any kind of adversaries as she left her life as a superhero long ago. her own experiences with losing her family has made her very concerned with maintaining a close eye over both tommy and billy while also ensuring she has a very present and permanent role in their life.
friends
friends with neighbours and is cordial with the parents of tommy and billy’s classmates, though she wouldn’t say she’s very close with anyone. to some extent she has a bit of a lonely social life. though i see her befriending another single mother who’s just moved into town at some point and finding herself becoming very close with her. 
hobbies
she’s a big gardener, and has definitely been super into pinterest lately wherein she finds a bunch of DIY projects for her garden.
insecurities
her experiences as an avenger makes her feel different from the other mothers. the experiences she’s had can never be changed, and sometimes that makes her feel incapable of being the mother that her kids need. but it’s never a largely lingering insecurity because she also has a very close relationship with the twins and knows how much they love and need her.
lazy day
on school days, wanda will likely take the living room for herself, watch a few classic movies, or read a book. even on lazy days when she’s able to have time to herself, she always feels happy to have the twins back home after school. they’re around eleven now and have adopted her laid-back personality, and the day is always spent best when she can cuddle together while watching a movie after dinner.
mornings
on weekdays, wanda prepares tommy and billy’s lunches and wakes them up if they don’t on their own. she spends the mornings ensuring they get to school on time and that they’re eating enough breakfast. on weekends, they eat together before going off to do their own things at home. sometimes on weekends, the twins wake wanda for breakfast they made for her on their own.
music taste
classic movie soundtracks, top-forty song charts, and sometimes 90s R&B.
pets
the twins have a pet turtle named sparky. she was opposed to it when they first asked, but after a long while of their begging, wanda gave in after imagining it would be good for them to learn how to care for a pet.
scars
a few from her time as an avenger that she tries not to let bother her, though on rare days she feels a bit down from being so different from the other mothers she knows. 
secrets
there’s a cake the twins made for her months ago that they literally cannot stop bringing up because they feel so much pride in how much their mother loved it, but wanda honestly struggled with keeping it down and ate a whole slice just to make them happy. but she just agrees with them and subtly lets them know to have her help them the next time they bake a cake. and… she has a concealed box of vibrators and dildos in the very far back corner of the highest shelf in her closet — you know i’m right.
talents
she has never lost a game of cup pong. and she’s pretty hard to lie to, which the twins are convinced has to be some kind of talent because she has never used her magic on them unless they’ve asked her to.
tattoos
a small tattoo under her left breast along her ribs of a flower that she got done in college. at some point she regretted it and considered having it removed, but eventually came to the conclusion that it doesn’t look all too bad.
vacations
visited russia with the twins one summer, during which she taught them much about how similar some of its culture was with sokovia as she wouldn’t bring them to her home country with how unstable it still was. ever since visiting for a month two years ago, tommy and billy have steadily been learning sokovian.
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daddynattt · 1 year
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Mostly everyone flirting with you
Me:
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LOL i hope you’re enjoying
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abbyromanoff · 8 months
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WDYM YOU WAYCHED A PORN MOVIE AT 6?! ARE YOU OKAY?!
IT WAS BASICALLY A PORN MOVIE BC IT WAS ALL ABT SEX AND THERE WERE NAKED CHICKS AND DUDES EVERYWHERE 😭😭 and ya I watched it with my family when I was little yet I’ve never seen most of the princess movies or anything
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swords-are-cool · 1 month
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Even though you don't have it on
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You still get one.
What is thisssss boop thing I'm so confused 😭😭
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themidnightcrimson · 1 year
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Lizzie has Pokémon cards.
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Lizzie likes Pokémon confirmed.
i… i don’t know pokémon so i didn’t even notice but that is really cute of her🥺🥺🥺
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lesbianlenas · 4 months
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Stop being mean to my favorite blog you assholes.
Or I'll hit you with a book. A hardcover book.
thank u for defending me unfortunately my anons will continue to bully me forever and ever so it’s no use 😩
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lexa-griffins · 5 months
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🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 aw thank you!!!! This is so sweet 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Very happy holidays and a merry Christmas to you too 🩷✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
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yelenasdiary · 5 months
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In case you wanna watch it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyline_(film_series)
Thank you x
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wmarximoff · 1 year
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Yeah, you're gonna wanna block this asshole too
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I know you're trying to help and I really, really appreciate it, dude, but please don't sent me this stuff now, I'm not in the right mind to see it
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clotpolesonly · 6 months
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Trick or Treat!
you get a peek into my Fics To Write google document, created in 2016, and the very first entry on the list is a Merlin/Mithian fic idea that i came up with while i was performing in the stage musical of Mary Poppins (understudying Mary) in fall of 2015, and i just wanna let you in on the fact that, uh
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it has been 7 years, the document now has over 100 blurbs spanning several fandoms, and i JUST NOW NOTICED that the very first entry -- nay, the very first WORD of this document that i have been opening and looking at on a regular basis for 7 solid years now -- has been spelled w r o n g this entire time
a delightful glimpse into my writing process and attention to detail
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trick or treat with me!!
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daddynattt · 4 months
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If you're in contact Rémi please let them know I miss them and if they want my Discord I'm more than happy to give it
I think Rémi is mainly focusing on themselves right now amongst other things and staying clear from social media but I’ll let them know
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abbyromanoff · 8 months
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HIIIII!!!
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lifespectator · 11 months
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WandaNat AU
OMG!! THATS SO FUNNY 😭😭
Idgaf, they need to marry cuz they're in love, your honor
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steinfellds · 11 months
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Happy Father's day since you are the proud papa of rats
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im a proud daddy
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softlymaximoff · 1 year
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Hi I love your blog! I'm gonna go back to hiding now.
Hi 🥹 tysm and noooo don’t hide!!! I don’t bite I swear!!!
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no-morning-glories · 7 months
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I might not stalk your blog but if anyone says shit about you I'll mess them up
you’re literally the best! 💕💕💕💕
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