#nandor x freddie

[serpentarius]

My AO3 Masterlist

Here's my masterlist of works on AO3!

What We Do In The Shadows (TV & Film)

You're A Little Bit Just Like Me (Viago x Anton) - multichapter romcom fic, Rated M [soon to be E, most likely]

All Marked Up (and Nowhere to Hide) (Viago x Anton) - oneshot hickey fic, rated M

Nandor's Freddie (Nandor x Freddie / Nandor x Guillermo) - oneshot Nandor musings, Rated E

Interview With The Vampire (TV)

time is a mouth as bloody as any other (Daniel x Armand) - oneshot post-S1 Old Maniel and Armand get it on, Rated E, Part 1 of the old man & the vampire series

as long as I find you interesting (I won't kill you) (Daniel x Armand) - multichapter Devil's Minion era, Rated E, Part 2 of the old man & the vampire series

Our Flag Means Death

Time & Tide (Stede Bonnet x Edward Teach) - season 2 fic, Rated M

Good Omens

Reverie (Crowley x Aziraphale) - post-season 2 fic, oneshot, fluff

Star Wars (Animated TV Series & Films)

The Heat We Make in Ice (Alexsandr Kallus x Zeb Orrelios) - multichapter Kalluzeb fic, Rated E

A Series of Stormpilot Vignettes (Poe Dameron x Finn) - multichapter stormpilot moments, Rated E

American Gods (TV)

The Morning After (Laura Moon x Mad Sweeney) - oneshot PWP, rated E

Teen Wolf (TV)

Runaway (Stiles x Derek Hale) - oneshot romance, rated E

Fluorescent Adolescent (Stiles x Derek Hale) - oneshot romance, rated M

Shadowhunters (TV)

A 40 Minute Episode of Magnus and Alec's First Date (Magnus Bane x Alec Lightwood) - oneshot romance, rated M

#masterlist #fic masterlist #my fics #ao3 #what we do in the shadows #viago x anton #vianton #nandor x guillermo #nandermo #nandor x freddie #interview with the vampire #iwtv #armand x daniel #armandaniel #devil's minion #our flag means death #ofmd #stede x ed #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #star wars rebels #kalluzeb #stormpilot #american gods #laura moon #mad sweeney #teen wolf #derek x stiles #shadowhunters #magnus x alec

[wwdits-kink-meme]

mid sex clone freddie turns back into marwa and then she leaves his stale bread ass

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#wwdits #wwdits kink meme #kink meme #writing prompt #nandor x marwa #nandor x freddie #nandor x bachelorhood #s4e9 freddie

[1im-perfect1]

Nandor is proof that being bitchless is a state of mind because how do you get left by 2 different men at the same train station

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits spoilers #wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #wwdits freddie

[ev-belknap]

Guillermo said he was going to leave the house as soon as Nandor was married off and as soon as Baby Colin was grown. Ever since then he’s been wearing that damn watch like a constant symbol of time, and now they give us THIS shot in the exact episode when both of those things come to an end??

And Nandor is looking right at it clueless as fuck??

… yeah that tracks actually.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits s4 #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits spoilers #nandor x guillermo #nandermo #wwdits season 4 spoilers #wwdits s4 spoilers #wwdits freddie #nandor you idiot #i hope guillermo kills you #affectionately

[cordeliavenable]

one of these things is not like the other…

#wwdits #nandermo #what we do in the shadows #wwdits s4 #nandor #guillermo de la cruz #nandor x guillermo #wwdits gail #wwdits freddie

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

#this is a normal reaction #wwdits #mine #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandor x guillermo #i know people are mad about this episode but honestly nandor being jealous #and thinking he's in love with freddie and doing what he did #is honestly THE most on-brand nandor thing ever #nandermo

[tallullahsart13]

sad pining vampire noises

#freddie reveal when #what we do in the shadows #wwdits nandermo #wwdits4 #nandermo #wwdits nandor #wwdits #nandermo fanart #nandor x guillermo #fanart #wwdits fanart #nandor the relentless #guillermo fanart #guillermo de la cruz #artists on tumblr #wwdits spoilers #tallulah art

[stingrae-gayy]

BRO WHAT IF Freddie comes to the US and he's literally j Kayvan. That would be fucking hilarious. And i think w/o makeup and fangs and different hair and costume, Kayvan is such a talented actor/impressionist that he could definitely sell that Freddie and Nandor just look kinda similar and aren't actually literally the same dude

#nandermo #nandor the relentless #kayvan novak #wwdits fx #wwdits #what we do in the shadows fx #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits guillermo #nandor x guillermo #freddie wwdits #raeriginals

[ismellpestilence]

sure nandor's a freak for cloning his crush's boyfriend but he also committed the much worse act of keeping his boots on during sex

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits nandor #wwdits guillermo #wwdits nandermo #wwdits freddie #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #nandor x guillermo #nandor wwdits #guillermo wwdits #nandermo

[funkymuppetfromspace]

It’s okay if you didn’t enjoy the episode, but personally, I had fun watching it…wwdits is chaotic af, all of the characters went to shit this episode…and? It’s not that deep really.Im sure next episode will fix things up.also, lets not call the writers misogynist because of Marwa’s fate…Nandor is a piece of shit, and that’s what the writer are trying to show us. Im sure she will be back! This show is fantastic and we should trust the process. There is always the moment, in a story, when all goes wrong and everything is f*cked up! I’m really not worried. And enjoyed this episode. (Also let’s not forget that all of the characters did awful things, it’s a dark comedy…I personally still have hope for Nandermo, but Nandor will have to learn of his mistakes first)

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo #nandor #nandor the relentless #nandermo #guillermo x nandor #nadja of antipaxos #colin robinson #lazlo wwdits #wwdits episode 9 #freddie #freddie wwdits

[kjthenbee]

Some of my rambling thoughts about tonight’s WWDITS episode - the much-anticipated S4E9: Freddie.

First thing’s first: I appreciate that they did something that none of us expected or predicted by instead of having Nandor be jealous of Freddie, he started crushing on Freddie. Honestly, I really love that Nandor has been shown to be so openly queer this season, more so than has ever been shown before in the series. And I definitely think it’s being done for a reason. I also think that there is a reason Nandor specifically latched into Freddie as well, but we’ll get to that later.

Before that, I wanted to discuss something that has really bothered me this season and came to a head this episode. It’s bad enough that Marwa had pretty much lost all of her agency and was basically brainwashed into marrying Nandor due to his wishes (which imo makes their relationship as a whole not super consensual). Now, Marwa, one of the few female characters and the only POC female character, has now (presumably) been permanently turned into an exact copy of a white british man. She has completely lost all agency, and is no longer herself. Literally.

I really loved Marwa’s character and her actress. I wanted to see more of her in the show. And as Nandor steadily removed more and more of what made her the true Marwa, myself and several others have commented on how disappointed we have been with this plotline. I know a lot of us were hoping that Marwa would be returned to her original self and would get to leave and just be her own person. But I guess Nandor would have to wish for that, and it’s episodes like these where it seems he is incapable of being anything but selfish.

However - returning to the Nandor and Guillermo discussion - I do appreciate that Guillermo stood up for himself and told Nandor to his face that what he was doing was wrong and hurtful, and I saw that during that scene you could see how taken aback Nandor was. Harvey did such a great job with his acting in this scene - it made me feel for him so much, and it’s clear the scene was intended to be extremely serious despite the comical situation. It’s been shown time and time again that Nandor does, deep down, genuinely care for Guillermo, even as early as season 1. And this season especially has gone to great lengths to show us how much Nandor values Guillermo as a person and friend.

Which brings me back to the reason Nandor immediately latched onto Freddie. Just like Guillermo said - Nandor has everything he “wants.” And yet, at the end of the day, he went and chose to turn his already extremely wish-altered “perfect” wife into an exact copy of Guillermo’s boyfriend.

My theory is this, and I’m sure many Nandermo shippers think the same: Nandor is so afraid of getting too close to Guillermo. Why? My guess is he’s afraid that things will go awry and he’ll lose Guillermo forever. But, at the same time, he (as evidenced through Marwa’s words) doesn’t know what he’d do without him. He set up this big elaborate wedding, which he was clearly trying to self-sabotage, just to keep Guillermo around. However, his feelings for Guillermo appear to be so repressed that he can’t even bring himself to hug him. So what does he do? He can’t have Guillermo? How about his boyfriend. There has to be something going on subconsciously there with Nandor.

With the way things went for Guillermo in this episode, I think that they are setting up him leaving the vamps in the finale next week. I felt for him so much this episode and I love that they didn’t trivialize his misfortune this time like they’ve done in the past. He is genuinely hurt and heartbroken. And it’s all Nandor’s fault. What reason does he have to stay?

Guess we’ll find out next week.

#wwdits spoilers #wwdits s4e9 #wwdits freddie #what we do in the shadows spoilers #wwdits s4 spoilers #wwdits s4 #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #guillermo x nandor #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandor wwdits #guillermo wwdits #nandor what we do in the shadows #guillermo what we do in the shadows #marwa what we do in the shadows #marwa wwdits #freddie wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #what we do in the shadows s4 #djinn wwdits

[serpentarius]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41414985

Summary: What Nandor thinks about when he has sex with Freddie.

#IM SORRY I HAD TO #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits fx #what we do in the shadows #Nandor x freddie #nandermo #fic #1k fic

[gummybearzgocrazyagain]

we really went from 

to

in less than 60 seconds huh... they’ve got the range mah dahling

p.s. never has the phrase “two parts of the whole idiot” been more applicable to any ship everrr than at that particular moment ⬇️

#nandermo #wwdits #wwdits s4 spoilers #freddie wwdits #nandor x guillermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #is it too early to start posting about the 4.09 orrrrrrrrr #like has enough time passed is there some statute of limitations of some kind #i luv them sm your honor

[1im-perfect1]

I saw the take that Freddie as an episode is framed differently “we're not supposed to laugh”, “Nandor is the villain” and “Guillermo's feelings are really hurt” and I do agree but I would add something: it's the first time Guillermo lets himself feel and express those feelings (from suppressing his feelings for Nandor so hard that the first time they came out he's in disguise, the killing catching up to him when he hears Jenna's friend talk, how private he is about his life) Nandor is a repressed himbo but Guillermo isn't that much better.

Nandor hurts him emotionally on multiple occasions and Guillermo has different reactions to them: 2x8 after Nandor tells him that Benjy is the best familiar he has ever had and he should go we see Guillermo turn around and cry and talk to himself about how overlooked and underappreciated he is, 3x10 he snaps at Nandor but Nandor's not really listening to what he's saying and so he uses violence to drive his point home and then Nandor reveals it was all a test and everything is forgiven and 4x1 Guillermo tells Nandor he's dead to him and Nandor has the face to ask "What the fuck did I do" and then dry him off to calm him down while not listening to what he has to say about not going on the trip with him (a lot would have been solved if Nandor had instead of blindly "forgiving" him).

In 4x9 Guillermo doesn't stop talking, he doesn't just walk out, he confronts Nandor not by raising his voice or using violence, he tells Nandor exactly how it is, Nandor tries to stop him but Guillermo is beyond that and we're shown the most vulnerable Nandor we have ever seen (with another person): his voice gets soft his demeanor a little submissive but the spell is broken when he glances at the camera but the difference this time is that Nandor listened to him...he actually HEARD what he had to say and didn't blame Guillermo for how he felt about the situation or find a way around the fact that his actions after this conversation weren't "his plan after all" but a response to what Guillermo said and felt.

#not surprised this ep had the same writers as brain scramblies the Laszlo is soft for his special human Sean truthers #and Guillermo has feelings and emotions and isn't just Nandor's familiar #would have an interesting take on Nandor and the way he treats humans (Marwa and Freddie) and the special way reserverd to Guillermo only #and how a stupid vampire doing a stupid thing would impact Guillermo emotionally #wwdits spoilers #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #wwdits marwa #wwdits freddie

[ev-belknap]

Wwdits s4 rewatch in preparation of S5, last one.

Yup, this one is going to be all about Freddie.

- First of, Kayvan and Harvey’s performances in this one are absolutely astounding. They both really went 150%, and I adore them for it.

- Guillermo lies a LOT to Freddie. And he lies in a very easy, practiced way. None of the hesitation or caught out faces we sometimes get when it involves his housemates. This is Guillermo’s scheming persona, and I don’t think he fully realises it.

- likewise, Freddie is not a sincere person. He’s a pleasant person, yes, but not sincere. The way both Freddie dates go is very telling: a relationship is formed by two people, yet the long term date looks identical to the freshly minted one. It’s all about Freddie, and he comes over so fake in both.

- Nandor, notably in season 4, has been listening more to Guillermo. Really listening. Down in the basement when fetching baby Colin, at the market, concerning his penis, the wedding… and now here. He is visibly upset Guillermo is upset. And then! He tries. To fix it. He tries to fix it badly, sure, because he’s still Nandor, but he tries. When have we ever seen Nandor give up anything he wanted for someone else?

- More Freddie insincerity: Nandor at the train station mentions how Freddie always wanted to travel, implying he paid attention within his brief relationship. And what is Freddie’s only response? The same roomba joke.

- Guillermo tells Freddie ‘I love you’ twice. Freddie only says it to his own clone.

So yes, GOOD RIDDANCE Guillermo you deserve better sweetie ❤️ Freddies, kindly go drown in an electrocuted backyard pond.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits s4 #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz #nandermo #nandor x guillermo #kayvan novak #harvey guillen #wwdits rewatch #wwdits freddie

[my-little-guys]

i am so happy wwdits gave us unhealthy queer relationships 😩😩😩 gay people make bad decisions too!!! this is great!!! love wins!!! true representation

#nandermo #freddie wwdits #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor x guillermo