#my wife she does a great duck a l'orange

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Hannibal Lecter would not last five minutes in a Columbo episode but good god I would love to see it

#send tweet #(cuz columbo COOKS!! he would KNOW THE MEAT IS PEOPLE!! agghhh1!!) #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #VERSUS #COLUMBO #release the cracken #columbo: gee those are some big hands you got there sir if you don't mind me saying #oh and just one more thing doc #how d'you fit those banana bunches into a chest cavity? #hannibal: what #columbo: I just meant when you're cooking? with bananas? and you put them in the chest cavity of the animal you're cooking? for flavour? #y'know like one of those fruit-with-meat dishes? #my wife she does a great duck a l'orange #also: hannibal would break the fourth wall in order to murder the mad theremin player responsible for the soundtrack