#my gf and i found this playboy at an antique shop and later played a one-wine-glass round

[hellodarjeeling]

August 1995 Playboy TNG Drinking Game

Prime Directive: Have one sip of beer per successfully met condition:

Anybody says: - "Open hailing frequencies." - "Medical emergency." - "Belay that order." - "Energize." - "You have the bridge." - "Hell," "damn" or any other profanity (see Riker's special swearing rules that appear later in this list).

Picard says: - "Make it so." - "Engage!" - "Proceed." - "Come" (two sips if it is said in his personal quarters). - "Captain's log"; two sips if it's supplemental.

Worf says: - "Impressive." - "Admirable."

Data says: - "Fascinating." - "Interesting." - "Accessing."

Riker: - Swears (two sips if it's "hell," whole beer if he asks, "What the hell is going on?") - Walks forward as if he were trying to knock down an imaginary door with his forehead. - Brags about his trombone.

Picard: - Straightens his uniform. - Tries to speak French.

Data: - Performs a self-diagnostic. - Reveals his innards. - Pets or holds Spot.

Geordi: - Sees something other people can't. - His VISOR is taken or is knocked off.

Beverly: - Can't figure out some bizarre medical problem.

Troi: - Talks about chocolate; two sips if she eats something chocolate. - Has an empathic insight about something that's really obvious.

Wesley: - Talks back to his mom.

O'Brien: - Speaks.

Anybody: - Drinks; four if it's Picard drinking Earl Grey tea. - Reads a book. - Is addressed by first name; two if there's some kind of sexual tension going on. - Appears in dress uniform (one sip per scene per officer). - Appears in casual clothes (one sip per scene per officer); two of it's Beverly in a sweater or Picard in his chest-revealing bedwear. - Plays an instrument; two if it's Data. - Preaches the Prime Directive; two if it's not Picard. - Preaches about "humanity's unique potential." - Implies that Ten Forward is a happening place.

Alerts: - Yellow alert: one sip. - Red alert: two sips. - Intruder alert: three sips.

Any time: - There's an argument in a turbolift. - A shuttle craft seems like an unsafe place to be. - Something goes wrong with the holodeck. - An "old earth saying" is brought up; two if Data has to have it explained to him. - Klingon is spoken; two sips per scene in which Klingons are alone and have no obvious reason to speak English but do so anyway. - A female character has flawless makeup after she's been through the wringer. - There's a token alien in the background with no lines; two if it's a Vulcan. - A communicator isn't working or is blocked. - Somebody uses a communicator or intercom without going to a panel or touching anything. - There's a countdown. - The Enterprise does battle (shots must be fired): two sips per scene. - The living quarters of the Enterprise separate from the ship before battle: the whole beer.

#star trek #tng #my gf and i found this playboy at an antique shop and later played a one-wine-glass round #we watched DS9 so yeah the wine didn't last long lol #thanks O'Brien