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bruhbertwest · 4 years

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I ALREADY DID A SIMILAT ONE OF DESE BUT FUCK IT!!!!!!! IM DOIN THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

TAGGED BY @bitter-cherry-bastard AND @pyrrhiccascade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NAME: ALEX!!!!!!!! IT HAS EX IN IT. SO DOES SEX. MORE PROOF I AM SEXY

NICKNAME: AL. ALSO GAYASS. ALSO ‘THAT MOTHERFUCKER OVER THERE’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZOE DICK: IDK ABOUT ASTROLOGY BUT. AQUARIUS MF SUN OR SUM SHIT. ALSO LIBRA MOON!!!!! AND TAURUS RISING. ALSO I TALKED 2 MY FRIEND WHO KNOWS ABOUT ASTROLOGY AND SHE SAYED MY VENUS IN ARIES MAKES ME THE SEXIEST FUCK ALIVE. SHE IS RIGHT ❤️

HEIGHT: 5’ 4ISH????? IM SO ANGRY I AM SO FUCKING MAD

LANGUAGES: ENGLISH . ALSO BOTH MY PARENTS SPEAK GERMAN SO I HAVE A LIL BIT OF THAT. I WANNA LEARN MORE GERMAN THO WTF!!!!!!!!

NATIONALITY: AMERICAN CRACKER

FAVORITE SEASON: SUMMER!!!!!!!!! FALLS A CLOSE SECOND HOWEVER. BUT FOR ME. NOTHING BEATS SUMMER OH MY GOD

FAVORITE FLOWER: MARIGOLDS MARIGOLDS MARIGOLDS FUCKING!!!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHH ALSO CALIFORNIA POPPIES AAAHHHHH

FAVORITE ANIMAL: HYENAS!!!!! ALLIGATORS!!!!!! CATS AND BIG CATS!!!!!! BATS!!!!!!! BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO. ALL OF THEM!!!!!! ESPECIALLY WILD ONES!!!!!!! FUUUUUUCK

FAVORITE SCENT: OH MY GOD. THE SMELL OF VINYLS AND THE OLD PAPER INSERTS THEYRE IN. FIRE!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHENEVER IM COOKING!!!!!!! ALSO. WHEN IM HUGGING SOMEONE AND I CAN SMELL TGEM .. IT IS NICE

FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER: IDK I DONOT CONSUME MEDIA BUT. I LOVE DA ANIMAL CROSSIG CHARACTERS AAAAHHHHHHH

COFFEE, TEA, OR HOT CHOCOLATE: HM . I DO NOT TYPICALLY LIKE HOT BLACK COFFEE AND HOT TEA BUT. IF THE TEA IS COLD AND THE COFFEE IS EITHER COLD OR HAS CREAM AND SUGAR THEN MAYBE I WILL DRINK IT. ALSO!!!!!! I LOVE HOT CHOCOLATE

AVERAGE SLEEP: LIKE FUCKING????? 6-8. I WISH I COULD SLEEP MORE. HMM ..

FAVORITE COLOR: OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD IH MY GOD. RED AND ORANGE. AND SCARLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I LOVE ALL COLORS SO MUCH FUCK FUCK F!!!!!!!!!!!!!UCK

DOGS OR CATS: HM. KITYS

NUMBER OF BLANKETS: ONE. THAT IS IT

DREAM TRIP: IVE ALREADY BEEN BUT. OH MY GOD CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BLOG ESTABLISHED: FUCKING. SUMMER 2019

RANDOM FACT: I WANT TO KISS MY FRIENDS .

GENDER: MALE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!

SEXUALITY: IM. I AM SO FUCKING HOMOSECUAL. SO FUCKING HOMO SO FUCKING GAY I FUCKING. SEE A BOY I GO APE SHIIT

HARRY POTTER HOUSE: SOMEONE SAYED I WAS GRIFF AND DOOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF. WTF IS HARRY POTTER

WHERE ARE YOU FROM: VIRGINIA AKA VIRGIN LAND AKA TRIANGLE STATE AKA SHITTY INTERNET AKA NO GAYS EXCEPT ONE. ME

WHY DID YOU START THIS BLOG: I WAS LIKE. OH MY GOD TUMBLR WTF. AND HIT SIGN UP

MOST RECENT ALBUM PLAYED: TALKING HEADS: 77. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!

TAGGING WHOEVER WANNA FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!!! BUT ALSO. @moonrocksz AND @treehouse-of-horror ALSO @molaynnaise!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU FUNKY LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAHAHHHHHHHHHHH

#HOLY FUVK. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GOIGIGGIGG

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gojngdown · 5 years

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why every tøp song is for the gays

there’s at least one reason for each tøp song as to why it’s for the gays. so please enjoy. if i missed anything please feel free to add it in. written by a disaster nb lesbian.

SELF-TITLED

implicit demand for proof: the first time i heard this song, i was in world history class. we were learning about ancient greece at the time. ancient greece is literally the gayest place on the planet. implicit demand for proof is for the gays.

fall away: the backing vocals of “la da da da da” are just . it’s Gay. fall away is for the gays. also there’s that one live video of fall away with an epic trumpet solo and i watch it religiously and i’m gay. fall away is for the gays.

the pantaloon: i am too lazy to draw it out but the rhythm of this song is roughly the same as “mama” by my chemical romance. if mcr isn’t for the gays, i don’t know what is. the pantaloon is for the gays.

addict with a pen: this is my crush’s favorite song. addict with a pen is for the gays.

friend, please: this song is so meaningful and powerful, just like gay rights. friend, please is for the gays.

march to the sea: this song mentions spaceships. space is gay. march to the sea is for the gays.

johnny boy: simply because it is a Huge Bop that also has really relatable lyrics, johnny boy is for the gays.

oh, ms. believer: one of the prettiest songs tøp has ever wrote. you know who else is pretty? GIRLS. oh, ms. believer is for the gays. snow is also super cool just like gay rights. oh, ms. believer is for the gays.

air catcher: this song flows with passion, just like me when i see any girl ever. air catcher is for the gays.

trapdoor: “everyone gather around for a show.” show = theater. theater is gay. trapdoor is for the gays.

a car, a torch, a death: again this is one of the prettiest songs tøp has ever wrote. and who else is pretty? GIRLS. a car, a torch, a death is for the gays.

taxi cab: the live performance of this song absolutely knocks everyone off of their feet. this is also one of the safest songs on the planet. it’s also my favorite song off of self titled and i’m gay. taxi cab is for the gays.

before you start your day: “put on the glitter that your soul hides behind” can be alluded to closeted gay/trans kids having to hide who they are because they’re closeted. before you start your day is for the gays.

isle of flightless birds: “we put our worth in giving birth and stuff” single-handedly, this line makes the whole song for the gays. we put our worth in heterosexual intercourse when the most important thing is to be gay and do crimes. isle of flightless birds is for the gays.

REGIONAL AT BEST

(i did the songs on rab that are not on vessel!)

slowtown: “i put my socks on my feet.” a beautiful, meaningful line. also a very very gay line slowtown is for the gays. also this song mentions pokemon and pokemon is for the gays. slowtown is for the gays.

forest: the whole chorus is just,,, it’s so gay. like bringin all ur friends out and just singing songs in the middle of a forest there’s no heterosexual explanation for that. forest is for the gays.

kitchen sink: this is @serainechor’s favorite song and sera is a LGBTQ+ ICON. kitchen sink is for the gays.

lovely: the ending. that’s just. it’s. words fail. lovely is for the gays.

anathema: the whole last rap part is from no phun intended, aka For The Gays. anathema is for the gays. also it’s the song playing during that one scene from dreamers at best by @vialism u all know that scene yep. anathema is for the gays.

ruby: “UR AN ANGELLLLLLLLLL”- me @ girls. ruby is for the gays.

be concerned: “where’d you go, HUUUUUUH?” that line is so gay like u hear it and u just Know. be concerned is for the gays.

clear: so many good puns and misheard lyrics can be made out of this song, and we all know memes are for the gays. clear is for the gays.

VESSEL

ode to sleep: literally half of this song is from npi which as we all know is a Gay Album. ode to sleep is for the gays. also this song practically SCREAMS be gay do crimes. ode to sleep is for the gays.

holding on to you: tyler held up a gay pride flag during the live version of this song. holding on to you is for the gays.

migraine: AMM I THE OOOOONLY ONE I KNOOOOOOOW that’s gay that’s so amazing and Gay Culture also i listened to this on repeat on the way back from a band field trip and band field trips are gay. migraine is for the gays.

house of gold: this is the first ukulele song tøp ever released. it’s common knowledge that playing the ukulele is gay culture. house of gold is for the gays.

car radio: just the fact that tyler screams half of this song makes it for the gays. also during the alter ego festival, tyler said “peace” after this song which is gay. car radio is for the gays. also josh takes off the mask at the same time as tyler but no one notices and that’s also very meaningful just like gay rights. car radio is for the gays. tyler illegally climbs a lot during this song and once he literally built his own tower which is chaotic and gay. car radio is for the gays.

semi-automatic: hope is ur friend!! that is very gay and very powerful also keep telling me those sun metaphors those are extremely gay. semi-automatic is for the gays.

screen: another uke song. ukes are for the gays. screen is for the gays. “excuse us while we sing to the sky” is a Gay Line. screen is for the gays.

the run and go: DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO thats just the grandest gayest lil tune what a Bop also tyler called josh baby on stage during this song “oh hello josh! hello josh”. the run and go is for the gays.

fake you out: this song is very sad and very real- just like me. i’m gay. fake you out is for the gays. “i have committed dirty crimes” HEY BE GAY DO CRIMES. fake you out is for the gays.

guns for hands: turn ur guns into a fist. rise against the homophobes who spread hate. guns for hands said gay rights. guns for hands is for the gays.

trees: the live performance of this is everything and is enough of a reason as to why it’s for the gays. trees is for the gays.

truce: a meaningful yet simple song about staying alive. fantastic as Fuck. it’s also in the key of G aka the best key ! truce is for the gays.

BLURRYFACE

heavydirtysoul: THERES AN INFESTATION IN MY MINDSIMAGINJDHDJDNDBSJBBSBM. heavydirtysoul is for the gays. also the drum tabs are chaotic just like the gays. heavydirtysoul is for the gays.

stressed out: this is the tøp song that so many people heard first. as we all know, the clique is very very gay. stressed out is for the gays.

ride: once again, a song that a lot of people heard first. and the clique is like, SUPER FUCKING GAY. ride is for the gays. during alter ego fest, tyler said during this song “save the best for first” aka the most chaotic and gayass thing i’ve ever seen. ride is for the gays.

fairly local: the contradiction between the first and second verse is gay. fairly local is for the gays. also YEEEEEEEEEEAH is gay. fairly local is absolutely for the gays.

tear in my heart: this song is about jenna. tear in my heart is for the gays. it’s also the first tøp song i ever heard and i’m a gay icon. tear in my heart is for the gays.

lane boy: the riff on this boi. i mean Wow. lane boy is for the gays. “will they be alive tomorrow” he’s talking bout the straights that shit on the awesome lgbtq+ community i don’t make the rules. lane boy is for the gays.

the judge: i listened to this song on repeat when i first got my gay haircut. the judge is for the gays. tyler did a mashup of this and holding on to you (quite obviously for the gays, of course.) on the ukulele (a gay instrument.) the judge is for the gays. the simple act of screaming “JOSH DUN!” is gay culture. the judge is for the gays.

doubt: “don’t forget about me” me @ my crush. doubt is for the gays. no to be completely serious i interpret this song as a message to god and i feel like a lot of lgbtq+ ppl can relate to that sort of interpretation. doubt is for the the gays.

polarize: this is @poisonous-vibrations’s favorite tøp songs. ty is a LGBTQ+ ICON AS WELL. polarize is for the gays.

we don’t believe what’s on tv: tyler once dedicated this to josh. wdbwotv is for the gays. it’s also a ukulele song and the uke is a gay instrument! wdbwotv is for the gays. “YEAH YEAH YEAH” is gay. wdbwotv is for the gays. this is my brother’s favorite tøp song and my brother is a gay icon. wdbwotv is for the gays.

message man: this song just slaps u in the face and screams GAY RIGHTS. message man is for the gays. also the sleepers version of this is on the ukulele a gay instrument. message man is for the gays.

hometown: THE SLEEPERS VERSION OF HOMETOWN WAS MADE FOR THE GAYS I DONT MAKE THE RULES. hometown is for the gays.

not today: the brassline in this is absolutely gay. not today is for the gays. JUST BECAUSE I PLAY THE PIANO DOESNT MEAN IM NOT WILLING TO TAKE U DOWN im sorry. that’s the gayest and most chaotic thing i’ve ever seen Hello???? not today is for the gays.

goner: tyler screaming is gay culture and he screams a lot during this song. goner is for the gays. “i wanna be known by you” me @ my crush. goner is for the gays. to be serious this song is so meaningful and powerful and raw and i love it so much. goner is for the gays.

TRENCH

(there isn’t a yellow this is home of phobia)

jumpsuit: tyler screams in this one too and that’s gay culture. jumpsuit is for the gays. i feel like anyone who joined this fandom before july remembers exactly when and where they were when this came out. and of course, the clique is very gay. jumpsuit is for the gays. also throwing yellow flowers on ppls head is gay culture. jumpsuit is for the gays.

levitate: tyler fuckin rapping a mile a minute non stop is the epitome of gay culture! levitate is for the gays. also vultures = clifford. clifford is a gay icon. levitate is for the gays.

morph: every line of this song is gay! i don’t make the rules. morph is for the gays. (gorph is for the mays) the simple act of morphing to someone else is a metaphor a lot of gay/trans kids can relate to. morph is for the gays. “not done not done not done josh dun” is the gayest thing ive seen in a while. morph is for the gays.

my blood: this one is all about family and friends. a lot of lgbtq+ people have a chosen family, and i feel like my blood emulates not only family by blood but your chosen family as well. my blood is for the gays.

chlorine: ned is a gay icon. chlorine is for the gays. the arpeggio in the second chorus is gay culutre. chlorine is for the gays. red carnations were used by the gays to tell other gays they were gay. chlorine is for the gays. josh wearing a bucket hat is my aesthetic and i am gay. chlorine is for the gays.

smithereens: this song is about jenna. smithereens is for the gays.

neon gravestones: neon has a very important message. 100% for the gays. also it’s a very pretty song and i know ive said this twice already but who else is pretty? GIRLD. neon gravestones is for the gays.

the hype: the second verse is all about not caring what others think of you! the hype is for the gays. a sample in this song is from the two piece video and that is ... :((((( the hype is for the gays. the bridge has a uke in it and ukes are gay. the hype is for the gays.

nico and the niners: EAST IS UP im fearless when i hear this on the low EAST IS UP wearing rebel clothes is gay culture. nico and the niners is for the gays. flying from a fire is also gay culture. natn is for the gays.

cut my lip: “though i am bruised face of contusions know i’ll keep moving” gays have always persisted thru prejudice and u can totally take that line as 100% gay. cut my lip is for the gays.

bandito: this song is all about the fans. the clique is so gay y’all have no idea holy fuckin shit. bandito is for the gays. also it’s such a pretty song ,,,,, repeat after me ,,,,, who else is pretty . GIRLS ! bandito is for the gays.

pet cheetah: THE BOP OF THE CENTURY. absolutely gay culture. pet cheetah is for the gays. also josh takes his shirt off right before this song so. pet cheetah is for the gays.

legend: me and sera were talking abt how ned is a legend and we referenced this song. two gay icons talking abt a gay icon. legend is for the gays. also !! ukulele song. ukes are gay. legend is for the gays.

leave the city: i have no words to describe this song other than that.......... it’s definitely for the gays. <3

SINGLES/UNRELEASED SONGS

heathens: once again a song that brought many more gays to the clique. heathens is for the gays. the piano intro to this song live makes u ascend to heaven. heathens is for the gays.

cancer: this is a mcr cover. my chemical romance is gay culture. cancer is for the gays. this song is also super frickin pretty and girls are also pretty. cancer is for the gays.

two: so eerie and pretty at the same time. just,, really hard to describe. but definitely , definitely two is for the gays. me and sera are gonna do a two piano duet when we meet and we’re both gay icons. two is for the gays.

time to say goodbye: this is my favorite tøp song . the song i DO NOT SHUT UP ABOUT. as such, it’s automatically gay culture. ttsg is for the gays. also it was the first tøp song josh ever heard i’m not crying you’re crying. ttsg is for the gays.

in conclusion: every tøp song is for the gays and i just proved it.

thanks for reading this whole thing i really hope u liked it this took me two hours but hey . Gay Rights.

#mine #txt #twenty one pilots #tøp #21p #tyler joseph #josh dun #lgbtq #WOOOOOOOOO OK HERE U GO GUYS !!!!!!!!!!#<3333333 #long post /

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banditchika · 7 years

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tagged by @ikusiad ayyy whaddup!!!

Rules: Tag 20 people you’d like to get to know better ( :^) n...nah)

Name/Nickname: bandit/pantsu

Gender: female

Star Sign: scorpio

Height: 5′3″ but apparently its closer to 5′4″? it depends on who im standing next to i guess

Hogwarts House: hufflepuff

Favorite Color: the darker shades of red!! burgundy in particular mmm good shit

Favorite Animal: cats??? dogs??? k o a l a s??

Average Hours of sleep: 7 is the Ideal n i actually do get that much on average but i tire out easily so i take 3 naps a day too

Cat or dog person: cat but if there happened 2 b a dog nearby id Love To Meet Them

Favorite Fictional Characters: !??!?!? i love. nico n eli........ tho i’d like 2 give a shoutout rn to ortfine fredericka von eylstadt n izetta for being Very Beautiful and Talented

Number of blankets I sleep with: i usually use one of those very Big very Heavy asian blankets but my cold tolerance is at an all time low lately so now im using like. 3

Favorite Singer/Band: w......whatever musical ive just been introduced to in the last month i guess

Dream Trip: ????? north american tour wherein i visit My Frands?? tbh oversea travel kinds of scares the crap out of me bc Expense n im not sure what i’d do in other places either

Dream Job: makes.... mad money??

When was this blog created: 2012............ 5 fucking years

Current number of followers: 804 holy fuck

When did your blog reach its peak?: uhhhh.... model AU maybe? tho i think my kanamari fics r my most popular tbh

What made you decide to make a Tumblr?: i wanted to RP in the touhou tungle community n then my RP blog transitioned into a personal smh

Birthday: november 5

Relationship status: single

Siblings: 2 lil sisters

Wake up time: 9-10??

Lemonade or sweet tea: im a thorsty person who probably isnt as hydrated as i should be so i’d drink them both ngl

Day or night: day is when im the peppiest but everything cool happens at night

Coke or pepsi: honestly coke n pepsi kinda make me sick bc of how sharp they taste so ideally neither?? if i had 2 choose tho pepsi

Calls or texts: texts bc im rlly incoherent during calls

Ever met a celebrity?: like face 2 face? then no i dont think so but i shared breathing space w 2/3 of the aqours VAs once it was lit

Smiles or eyes: smiles!!! im a gayass who’ll literally zoom in from across the room if a girl has a rlly pretty smile......... also mouths move so i look at that bc eyes only register when someone’s close enough to enter my personal space

Country or city?: city,,,,,, i like the convenience

Last song i listened to: uhhhh i think it was dead girl walking from heathers!!

Tag some users you want to get to know better: @thereforebucket @tol-skirt why dont yall give it a shot??? i think everyone else i wanted 2 tag did it already

#sincerely pantsu #thanks for the tag bro B^)

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