#mortifying ordeal of using coupons

[sailermoon]

staring at unknown caller notification until it goes away

#the local dog store called me LOL this buy 1 get 1 free deal didn’t go thru and so they were giving me store credit #mortifying ordeal of using coupons #he sounded really bad about it liek it’s okay it was just 7 bucks

[unprocione]

☄ * ⋆ — 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐊𝐒 & 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒. bold  what  applies.  italicize  what  sometimes  applies.  strike  what  doesn’t.   repost  &  don’t  reblog.

 likes  artificial  watermelon,    sleeps  in  what  they  are  already  wearing,    eats  their  cereal  with  milk,    listens  to  music  with  earbuds, (you WILL be exposed to his music tastes. you WILL enjoy elvis and metallica. you WILL lose your hearing.)    hates  the  summer,    can  recite  past  the  first  four  digits  of  pi,    eats  frosting  out  of  the  jar,    doodles  on  their  notebooks,    can  bake  cookies,    has  a  garden,    has  had  a  snowball  fight,    eats  pancakes  without  syrup,    prefers  shorts  over  pants,    can  name  more  than  ten  superheroes,    has  a  plan  for  the  zombie  apocalypse,      uses  the  same  password  for  everything,    can’t  hold  their  breath  for  more  than  fifteen  seconds,    watches  anime,   hasn’t  read  harry  potter,    can  say  ‘  i  love  you  ‘  in  more  than  one  language, (he can, but will he?)   prefers  mechanical  pencils,    thinks  space  is  cool,    takes  personality  tests  more  than  once  to  make  sure,    can’t  tie  their  shoelaces,    has  a  purse,    likes  salads,    likes  cool  colors  better  than  warm  colors,    knows  how  to  braid  hair,    reads  biographies,   can  ice  skate,    knows  their  mbti,    reads  astrology  charts,    prefers  the  star  wars  prequels  to  the  original  trilogy,    plays  video  games,   reads  the  newspaper,   likes  chocolate  ice  cream  best, (strawberry or die, punk)   doesn’t  cuss,    memorizes  song  lyrics,   collects  coupons,    has  a  preferred  order  at  starbucks,    likes  movie  theater  popcorn,    has  seen  a  play, (he got bored. does not get bored watching ballet though.)   listens  to  music  with  headphones,  owns  a  hoodie, (owns several. owns some cardigans.)   would  rather  own  cds  than  online  copies,    has  written  a  poem,    can  shuffle  cards,    subscribes  to  a  magazine, (it’s.. not sfw. okay listen. he’s not the best with any computers that aren’t umbrella super computers alright it’s his technological niche. him and the internet do not get along. thank you ethan for removing my pop-up ads you will have to do this again next month.)   double  dips  when  eating,   drinks  directly  out  of  the  milk  container,    keeps  a  journal. (submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known? by HIMSELF? no thanks. that sounds like therapy.)

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#» 🦝 ﹕ why can’t it be sudoku for once? (dash games.) ❧ #that sounds like THERAPY #(said like a slur)

[grey-sides]

The mortifying ordeal of trying to use a coupon at the self checkout in the grocery store.

#grey talks