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Sectonia model by @none_ofbusiness on Twitter

#kirby #meta knightmare fanfic #kirby au #kirby fanfic #kirby fanfic memes #meta knightmare fanfic memes #yeah i kinda love the whole childhood friends to lovers thing #guess i really am that much of a sap #warren sapp was never this much of a sap #(i'm aware that the amount of tampa bay buccaneers fans on tumblr who also like weird kirby fanfic is likely zero but you never know!) #that head on the bottom is totally not a preview to who i'm about to put through the backstory ringer in meta knightmare iv #taranza #queen sectonia #sectonia #sectaranza #kirby marx #marx kirby #magolor #marxolor #max haltmann #max profitt haltmann #president haltmann #beatrice haltmann #what would their ship name be #i guess... #beamax #(yeah it sounds like betamax but at least it ain't maxtrice) #(then again profitt may not be his middle name here but i suppose profittrice and beafitt aren't the worst ship names in the world) #also lol real slim shady reference #bet you didn't expect to see that in a kirby meme

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Big Haltmann-shaped spoilers for the endings of both the newest chapter of SiivaGunner's Christmas Comeback Crisis series and my own fic Meta Knightmare III: The Later Roller Coaster!!!

So I've occasionally heard of SiivaGunner's big, weird, meme-filled, lore-filled story series before, but I've never known really anything about it other than that Haltmann's in it and it's heavily involved with Siiva's famous rips (which I have been familiar with since their peak in the late 2010s). So call me surprised when I found this awesome fanart by @pyjamaart with a big essay explaining a ton of insane things, which prompted me to see the end of the newest chapter (amazing production quality - maybe I should watch this series some time) with Haltmann's fate and I just gotta say (last spoiler warning for both the video and my fic)...

Wow, if I would have somehow expected anyone else to have a sympathetic portrayal of Max Haltmann get basically shot and electrocuted to death by a computer right before potentially getting to safety and see Susie as he dies in an absolutely gut-wrenching ending to the penultimate part of a weird saga, then I wouldn't have expected that person to be SiivaGunner.

#siivagunner #christmas comeback crisis #kirby #meta knightmare fanfic #kirby au #kirby fanfic #meta knightmare fanfic memes #max haltmann #max profitt haltmann #president haltmann #comforting to know that regardless of how absurd the continuity haltmann can have nothing good in any universe/s

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I just imagined a little scenario where the Meta-Knights in my Meta Knightmare AU are playing through The Subspace Emissary in Smash Bros. Brawl in 2008 MSK, or at least the adults watching then-teenaged Susie and Sirica play it. (Yes, they would have been fighting to see who would play as Meta Knight even before they found out how broken he was.) Specifically, I can imagine them all watching the cutscene where the Halberd reaches that big Subspace portal and they're all excited to see her fly, only for Ganondorf's giant ship to just absolutely annihilate it even more than it ever was going into the Secret Sea. Then all of them would probably just be staring awkwardly at each other and just forget that ever happened. (Keep in mind that at this point in time, they were just starting to refurbish the Halberd.)

#kirby #meta knightmare fanfic #kirby au #kirby fanfic #brawl meta knight #meta knight #susie haltmann #sirica #super smash bros. brawl #super smash bros brawl #smash bros. brawl #smash bros brawl #smash brawl #smash bros brawl memes #smash bros memes #meta knightmare fanfic memes #also it's a whole other rabbit hole how smash games would exist in that universe #but i guess meta would have taken the check for his likeness being used in order to fund the halberd's refurbishment #that and also maybe susie and sirica liked melee and wanted at least one of the knights in the game #actually new hc! if smash bros was made in meta knightmare land then mk wasn't in the first 2... #...because he was busy traveling popstar to get the team back together! once he was living near the city again he was fair game #and i guess dedede was too busy reviving the kingdom and raising danny for a bit to accept the offers for his likeness #and i suppose nobody else is in because the mkm versions of sakurai and co. simply don't give a crap about the others (kinda like irl!) #i don't even know where i'm going with this. i just found that cutscene idea funny and loved the image of susie and sirica playing wii. #kirby fanfic memes

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I know I'm like nine months late to posting about this, but for any fans of both Kirby and hockey out there, I always found it amusing that the year I started publishing my fanfic with the Meta-Knights was the same year that the team called the Golden Knights won the Stanley Cup.

It'd be like if at some point I started an Angry Birds fanfic and then immediately after, either sports team called the Cardinals won either the World Series (St. Louis) or the Super Bowl (Arizona). (Although more likely St. Louis simply because their title drought doesn't date back to since Disney was making post-war package movies, unlike the football Cards.)

#kirby #meta knightmare fanfic #kirby au #kirby fanfic #vegas golden knights #golden knights #golden knights memes #meta knightmare fanfic memes #sports memes

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Not guaranteeing it since I already don't have the best odds of finishing it on time as is, but I'm starting to like the idea of not just making a post for when every Meta Knightmare IV chapter comes out, but accompanying it with some kind of meme (or maybe it will be one based on the last chapter to avoid spoiling the new one). Just throwing that idea out there.

#meta knightmare fanfic #meta knightmare fanfic memes #kirby #kirby au #kirby fanfic #kirby fanfic memes #kirby memes #i already have a heck of an idea for chapter 3 specifically involving shadow knight and a certain someone else #it'd be a reference to a famously weird nfl draft magazine cover from 1999 it would be amazing #(funny that i bring that up since this year's draft is right around the corner) #first though maybe i should at least get close to finishing writing the darn thing

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Sorta: "Yeah! I'm so hyped to write Meta Knightmare IV and adapt Star Allies! It's gonna knock your socks off! Kirby AO3 ain't gonna be ready for this! SortaNonymous is about to make you his *****! WOO!!!"

Also Sorta: *Has spent like four days having no clue how to introduce the Jamba Heart in Chapter 3, especially considering my timeline plans that have already been partially published and set in stone*

So basically, not saying you need to roast my hype-up posts yet, but I wouldn't blame you for thinking the Fat Lady should already be warming up her pipes.

#kirby #meta knightmare fanfic #kirby au #kirby fanfic #meta knightmare fanfic memes #writer's block? #i have every big thing mapped out in my head and basically outlined on a separate doc #it's just the little details that have always thrown me for a loop #btw i really wish that infamous daikatana slogan was more of a meme for comically and ironically overhyping yourself up #guess i'm not such a kirby lore ace after all even when i'm messing with all of it #partially though i just want to get any void mumbo jumbo out of the way and get to blorbofying hyness and his bleeped-up stepdaughters #i've always been far more a character lore guy than a world-building lore guy (which is why forgotten land's lore and all underwhelmed me) #but that's a different story

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#3 am nonsense #weird starter pack #my already weird tastes get extra weird after midnight #also your homework is to listen to “heartlands” by games (aka opn and some other guy) #that song is a masterpiece even by opn standards #i've never been scared easily (not bragging that's just how i am) #even so i'm kinda shocked that listening to so much savox and nick crowley so late hasn't completely messed me up #meta knightmare fanfic #meta knightmare fanfic memes #oneohtrix point never #nick crowley

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#meta knightmare fanfic #kirby #kirby au #kirby fanfic #max haltmann #max profitt haltmann #president haltmann #kirby memes #kirby fanfic memes #meta knightmare fanfic memes #meta knightmare behind the scenes #...in meme form!!! #it's seriously crazy looking back on how hesitant i was to throw max onto the end of mkmii #considering how he stole the show in mkmiii #nothing like when a big gamble pays off big

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Sorta Angry Comics #2 - "Group Trauma-Dump (and Friendship Time! :D)"

Alternate Title - "Angsty Birds"

#angry birds #angry birds memes #angry birds comic #angry birds comic studio #angry birds hal #angry birds stella #angry birds silver #angry birds bubbles #way more headcanon-heavy than the last one #this may as well be a backdoor pilot for any angry birds fanfic i write if/when i miraculously get off my bum and finish meta knightmare iv #yeah i love imagining hal as a failed banjo singer who back-doored into the flock (although usually with terence and bubbles by his side) #and oooooo boy silver! #i LOVE imagining her having a super weird and complicated relationship with the pigs #yeah they almost cooked her and probably indoctrinated her but they also raised her and probably did love her at least a bit #i especially love imagining king smoothcheeks as her estranged older brother who was basically her little brother in all ways but age #(on the off chance you've read my meta knightmare fics they were basically like susie and sirica except if susie were a complete dumb-butt) #also for some reason i just imagine chef pig being the absolute worst to silver and trying to ruin her life at every turn #basically all of this was stuff i imagined for half-rate fic ideas in the late '10s that i never even wrote an outline for... #...but still cared a TON about #don't expect these to be daily i just had two straight bursts of energy #angry birds headcanons #sorta angry comics #angsty birds

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Realized a while ago that the Haltmanns' arc in my Meta Knightmare fics is kinda like Finding Nemo... IN SPACE!!!

More details underneath this beautiful crossover pic (Big spoilers for Meta Knightmare II though)

Obviously there are tons of differences, but still some stuff in common. You've got a widowed guy watching his only child take taken away in freak circumstances, so he practically travels the whole galaxy (or ocean) to look for them while said child is taken in by some rag-tag group facing their own struggles, complete with their mysterious leader eventually becoming their mentor. (You know, maybe William Dafoe wouldn't exactly be the worst choice in the world to voice Meta Knight!) Of course, there are several major differences such as the fact that Max's wife dies in the same incident that sent Susie away (not exactly how Marlin's loss happened), the fact that Max's journey took way more time than Marlin's (we don't know how long that one took, but it was probably less than 12 years), Max doesn't have a traveling buddy like Dory across the journey, and back to Nemo, Marlin doesn't just stay with the Tank Gang after finding Nemo like how Max stays with the Knights. (In fact, Marlin never even meets the Tank Gang.) With all that said though, it's fun to think about!

Edit (1-7-2024): I seriously misspelled "Marlin" as "Merlin"? Wow. Four-year-old Sorta would be ashamed of his current self.

#kirby #kirby fanfic #kirby au #meta knightmare fanfic #max haltmann #president haltmann #max profitt haltmann #susie haltmann #susie kirby #finding nemo memes #i don't like spoiling my fics but at the same time i love talking about them #it's weird #kirby memes #also i unfortunately couldn't find any official models of max not being upset so sorry #i misspelled “marlin” as “merlin” and didn't notice until the next afternoon #four-year-old me i am so so sorry

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Max Haltmann, soup can sports curses, and some of the weirdest foreshadowing in Kirby fanfic history (Meta Knightmare III)

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR META KNIGHTMARE III

In Chapter 12 of The Later Roller Coaster, among other things listed for what the Knights are doing post-RtDL, it's mentioned that Max got his face on the labels of ETHICALLY SOURCED cans of chunky chicken soup. Sound familiar? Because this does involve some real-life sports stuff, crazily enough.

So you know Chunky's Soup? And you know how athletes, especially NFL players, star in ads with them? Well there's a Madden cover-style curse, especially prevalent in the 2000s, where players in those ads would get injured afterwards. (If any 2000s Eagles fans happen to see this, then I am very sorry for triggering any bad memories.) So how does this all tie together to Max?

Well the curse got Max too, and quite badly. And by quite badly, I mean it killed him! No, it wasn't because of him flying out and getting trapped by Star Dream, or Star Dream going beserk and nearly killing Susie before he pushed her out of the way! It was that one soup can sponsership that sealed Max's doom! This is why you shouldn't sell out, kids! (For real, it's actually pretty ironic considering how much of a capitalist maniac post-Star Dream Max is, both in canon and in MKM.)

Yep! I seriously used a blink-and-you'll-miss-it reference to a C-tier sports curse involving soup commercials in a Kirby fic to foreshadow the altered death of Max Haltmann (who btw becomes one of the Meta-Knights here alongside Susie after happily finding her years before Planet Robobot can happen). All I can say is that when I was first thinking up this insane saga in late 2019/early, pre-lockdown 2020, I wouldn't exactly have expected it would come to this (for one, the only sport I was even a bit interested in starting in 2020 was NASCAR, hence the retired racer-turned-ship salesman in MKMI). But hey, in case you haven't noticed yet this decade, at lot can change in four years!

#kirby #meta knightmare fanfic #kirby au #kirby fanfic #max haltmann #president haltmann #max profitt haltmann #chunky's soup #nfl memes? #when i first thought of this i was cackling like an evil madman inside at how subtle this would be #heck when i revealed the foreshadowing to a mutual a while back they were just at a loss of words #btw i love running with the tiny tidbit of max loving fancy chicken food #just you know ETHICALLY SOURCED because this ain't your... idk high school junior-aged brother's haltmann? #this is the new likeable humble heroic family man meta-knight haltmann! #...whose death is only really that much happier in the sense that at least his soul survived this time #man am i already kinda starting to miss him in mkmiv #if it weren't for my slow progress on mkmiv i would be all-in on that haltmann hc post because i love this version of haltmann but aw well