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Seaphire Heartverse Doodles!

Van-Eel-a Ice, Dazzling Merman Tippy, (used-to-be) Whale Shark Merman Jonathan, (used to be Dazzling Merman) Vampire Squid Merman Dio, and everyone's favorite Hol Seahorse!

(there will be a colored version of seawitch Dio, Jonaclam, and Hol Seahorse soon!)

#seaphire heartverse #mermay #doodles #mermay doodles #merdude vanilla #merdude tippy #clam! jonathan #seawitch dio #hol seahorse #digital art #merman #mermen #drawing #art #cartoon #anime #jjba au #an au of an au!!

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AND BY THE WAY, DIO IS A SEA VAMPIRE/WITCH IN THE SEAPHIRE HEARTVERSE

Edited: (just in case you see this first instead of the reblogs)

Jonathan and the other heads are actually all inside of clams as if they were pearls- they used to be humans but Dio turned them into clams!

They now have to be carried around by the other merpeople, and they're used as pretty decorations by him!!

#seaphire heartverse #seawitch dio #jonathan fish man #erina fish woman #merdude tippy #merdude vanilla #(and so on) #heeheehee #mermay in the sapphire heart crib!

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Vans and Tip meet their alternate mer selves :3

OH MY NEPTUNE I LOVE THIS 🤣👏💙💜

Van-eel-a is making Vans mad because he's way bigger than him 🤣

#ask tippy #seaphire fan art #seaphire heartverse #tipvans #merdude tippy #merdude vanilla

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Van-eel-a Ice!

#seaphire heartverse #vanilla my sweet #merman #mermay #mermay 2023 #digital art #mermay art #merman drawing #drawing #cartoon #anime #art #merman art #eel merman #merdude vanilla

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(if the fo takeover extends to the mer verse) so merman vans, how much and how often do you, tippy and bel go on land? does ramon like going on land too?

Mer! Vanilla: Well, I only go on land when my partners decide to. As an eel merman, I'm pretty reclusive and prefer not to be around a lot of people.... Let alone land dwellers

Mer! Tippy: I think it's fun! They have so many different foods and games and trinkets and stuff!!

Mer! Bel: I like to assert my dominance on those dry scales. Also I do enjoy when they admire how beautiful and handsome I am

Mer! Ramón: I like to tag along and see what in Davy Jones's locker mis padres are going to get into that day

#ask vanilla ice #seaphire heartverse #merdude vanilla #merdude tippy #merdude bel #merdude ramón

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wait so the mers can flop around on land? how long can they go without water

imagine if vanilla just brings a backpack full of water bottles to keep themselves wet

They can flop around without water for about 30 minutes! But after that they start drying out... Luckily Vanilla has his handy dandy mermaid purse filled with water orbs he got from seawitch Dio! You just take one of the magic water orbs and squeeze them all over yourself. There's a surprisingly large amount of water in those magic orbs!

#ask tippy #seaphire heartverse #clam! jonathan #seawitch dio #merdude vanilla #merdude tippy

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does mer vans address mer tip as "mermite" lmao

Van-eel-a: Listen here, you little mermite-

Mer! Tippy: *holding up a mystical little mermite, looks similar to a land bug but it's a magic sea arthropod*

Van-eel-a: *smacks it out of the way* I'm talking to you! *Points at Tippy*

#ask tippy #seaphire heartverse #merdude tippy #merdude vanilla

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does clam erina still bite lol 😂 or rather, clamp down on those who annoy her pfff

Van-eel-a: That's why I put a "Do not tap the shell" sign on her. But the other merfolk just don't-

*screams are heard*

Clam! Erina: *has her shell firmly clamped down on somebody's hand who tried to poke her*

#ask tippy #seaphire heartverse #clam! erina #merdude vanilla

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some dude on the beach: "look, a mermaid"

mer vans: (angry slithering) "*HE is not a merMAID wretched land freak!!!"

mer tip: "go gettem eel boy"

Mer! Vanilla doesn't take kindly to misgendering heheheh 🤣 he's just slithering violently in the sand- even though he can't really catch up to the land dwellers, it still scares the barnacles off of them!

#ask tippy #seaphire heartverse #merdude vanilla #merdude tippy

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Seawitch Dio: *sigh* "Or I could just give you all legs so you can walk on land!"

The mers: "UGH! EWWW! DISGUSTING!"

Mer Vanilla: "I am able to slither, sire. I have no use of those...unsightly appendages."

Seawitch Dio: Yargh! I'm just tryna help ye, laddies.

Jonaclam: Aye, wouldn't mind if ye gave me them "unsightly appendages"

Seawitch Dio: NOT A CHANCE IN THE SEVEN SEAS!

#ask tippy #seaphire heartverse #clam! jonathan #seawitch dio #merdude vanilla #merdude tippy #(i keep forgetting that everyone voted for jonny and doi to have pirate voices 😭)

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If the heads live in the fridge in the main au, does Mer Vanilla have a similar place to keep the clams in? A treasure chest maybe?

DUH NUH NUH NUUUUHH!!

You got Jonaclam! Equip him with X, Y, or Z!

Vaneela: *holding Jonathan up*

Jonaclam: Would you please put me down?

(yes, they're all in a huge treasure chest!)

#ask tippy #seaphire heartverse #clam! jonathan #merdude vanilla

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Ok but imagine if the beach goers see Mer Vanilla and Mer Tippy crawling around getting ice cream and what not and they just think they're in costumes 😂

Vanilla: *slithering* "Do we need a less conspicuous disguise?"

Some beach goer: "Hey! Sick cosplay my man!"

Tippy: *flopping* "I don't think so."

Oh yeah! 🤣 And they might also think they're wearing those cool mermaid tail bathing suits! Maybe somebody comes up to them wearing one and asks how they made them look so realistic

"Um... Oh uh- my... Mom made it for me?"

#ask tippy #seaphire heartverse #clam! jonathan #merdude vanilla #merdude tippy

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mer tip mer vans and jonaclam crawl to the land dweller town for ice cream 🤣🤣🤣

Jonaclam: *being carried by Van-eel-a, licking an ice cream in a bowl that's been placed carefully on the rim of his shell* My my, this is exquisite! What did you say this was called, my good land dweller?

Ice cream dude: *hiding behind the counter* i-i-icecream

Mer! Vanilla: See? I told you this stuff was good

Mer! Wamuu: *busts through the door* Did somebody say ay-ay-aycecream? *Flops over*

#ask tippy #seaphire heartverse #clam! jonathan #merdude vanilla #merdude tippy #mer! wamuu #the pillarmers

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Since Mer Ramon also has an eel tail imagine Mer Vanilla teaching him how to slither on land.

Vanilla: Alright, my darling pearl, watch this closely! *Slithers up to the surface in a terrifying manner, scaring beachgoers half to death*

Beachgoers: SNAAAAAKE!!! *Running away in terror*

Vanilla: *slithers up to a person holding and ice cream cone*

Person: *faints and drops it*

Vanilla: *catches it* and that's how you do that!

#ask tippy #seaphire heartverse #merdude vanilla #merdude ramon

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mer!tippy: *flopping across the beach* "ugh! it's so hard to move around!"

clam!jonathan: *tongue-drags alongside him* "welcome to MY world"

Mer! Vanilla: I don't want to imagine doing that *slithering across the sand with ease*

Mer! Tippy: all this... Because Vanilla said those landlubbers have this thing called "creamed ice"

Mer! Vanilla: it's called "ice cream"! And it's delicious. That's what I'm nicknamed after ^~^ ... Plus it'll taste a lot better than sand, Mr Jojo

Clam! Jonathan: *licking the sand* pleh! We can only hope... Oh, look! A sand dollar!

Mer! Tippy: it's better than a sand nickel heheheh

Mer! Vanilla: no such thing

*a sand nickel is in the sand behind them as they crawl to the land dweller town*

#ask tippy #seaphire heartverse #clam! jonathan #merdude vanilla #merdude tippy

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Okay, so you know that merfolk poacher idea?

I was thinking that Pesci and Prosciutto could be part of La Squadra's pirate crew!

(Ghiaccio and Risotto are mers and can walk on land because Seawitch Dio is a bro....... to anyone who got the doubloons)

Pesci and Prosciutto are pretty bad at capturing merfolk... unless one of them is easily swayed by land dweller treats. (Tippy)

But when they capture him, they're not sure what to do with him.... and he's very squirmy and slippery. *bloop!* back into the water

Then they end up capturing him a second time and they brought a net.

Van-eel-a is enraged and we get to see Finding Tippy in a theater near you-

#tippy rambles #seaphire heartverse #pesci the pirate #proscuitto the pirate #mer! ghiaccio #mer! risotto #merdude tippy #merdude vanilla #this is all under construction!! nothing is set in the sand just yet mateys