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pipermca · 2 years
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TF Big Bang Preview
Here's a preview of the first little scene from my TF Big Bang fic How the Praxians Lost Their Wings, in which Kup tells the Dinobots a fairy tale. It'll be illustrated by @medicalmurdersaurus, and I can't wait to share our work with everyone. ^.^
Looks for it on October 6, and check out everyone else's work too! ✨
"Kup, tell Dinobots a story."
"Grimlock, I just got off shift. Can't you find something else to do?"
"Wheeljack busy building new ray gun. Ratchet putting Sunstreaker back together. Trailbreaker out on patrol. No one else wants to play with Dinobots."
"Can't you come up with a game for yourselves?"
"Dinobots tried that! Game was to see which Dinobot could jump the loudest, but Prowl got mad."
"Wait. What do you mean, who could jump the loudest?"
"Me Slag was winning."
"Slag not winning, me Sludge winning!"
"Sludge cheating. Cheaters never win."
"Not cheating if it wins contest!"
"Kup, tell Sludge cheating not good way to win!"
"You're right, Swoop. If you cheat, that means you didn't win fair and square."
"Only cheating if you get caught."
"Technically incorrect, Sludge, but cheaters also can't count on not being caught. Have a seat, all of you, and I'll tell you a story about why you shouldn't cheat to win. It's a story about how the Praxians lost their wings."
"Praxians not have real wings! Me Swoop friends with Bluestreak, and Praxians can't fly!"
"Not anymore. But they used to, a long time ago."
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A long time ago, when Cybertron was freshly forged, Primus walked among all the bots.
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abstractsplat · 2 years
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Scrawny robot jester with a scratchy voice who may or may not be on fire at this exact moment is a weirdly particular favorite to have but the heart wants what the heart wants.
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aranea-mechanica · 4 years
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@medicalmurdersaurus - spidermom senses
It feels like a million billion years since Tarantulas has heard from Swoop, and with this pteranodon, no news is definitely not good news - it’s a veritable cause for alarm. Better check in on him.
«Knock knock - whatever are you up to, Swoop?»
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ask-smokescreen · 4 years
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What WORSE than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis! :>
PHFHFFF-
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At least it’s not raining chickens and ducks. That’s just fowl weather!
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askarcee · 4 years
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What you call it when a mech do karate with missing arm? Partial arts! :>
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...Hi, Swoop. Thank you for sharing.
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helicrazy · 4 years
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Mech walk to bar. Him ask for HELICOPTER flavor chip. Bar say "sorry, Us only have PLANE."
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ᴼʰ ᴾʳᶦᵐᵘˢ...
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chillintel · 5 years
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@medicalmurdersaurus With the season in mind it’s time for Spoopy Swoop! I really like bones and…stuff…so I took inspiration from fossils (very logic,) for this Swoop design. Went for a scientifically updated quadrupedal pterosaur also, hence the funky wing joints. They were weird creatures.
Anyway tumblr’s gotten a little poopy for art so follow me on twitter & instagram for that stuff as I plan to post artsy fartsy more regularly there.
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kingasaurusrex · 4 years
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Home Renovations
It had started with Slag.
Truthfully it had started with the kind of tv he’d been watching, someone having left Teletraan streaming the HGTV channel. What show had been on, nobody could really recall, but the important thing to take away from it was that it had left an impression. An impression that had then been brought back to the Dinocave. All it had take was one sentence to spark an interest, a curiosity.
“ Us Dinocave got no curb-side apple.”
A curiosity that grew rather rapidly.
Now the Dinobots stood in the center of their cave, whatever little furniture left in tact shoved to the side (the tv itself might need replacing. Again.) and the walls and ceiling being studied avidly as they waited for Sludge to return with supplies.
“Me Grimlock think us need pool.”
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Wheeljaaaaaaaaaackkkkkk! Why Valentines movies so boring????
Oh. Swoop managed to find a movie that he thinks is boring? Actually, that doesn't entirely surprise him. "Likely because they're about love. I don't think there's usually much action in those types of movies, bud."
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elite-tracker · 4 years
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Why You Swoop Blue and other Dinobots not?
Can You carry Me? Me Slash wants to see what flying like!
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dizzydiodes · 4 years
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Valentines movies SUCK! Why You Autobots like???? :V
“What, you didn’t like The Sure Thing? I thought it was cute. Y’know?” Maybe romantic comedies weren’t exactly Swoop’s style...
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Us Dinobot watch bunch a VALENTINE movie :V
what’s wrong with quentin valentino?
.. besides the obsession with feet
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aranea-mechanica · 4 years
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Use ONLY small words ooooooor light You self on fire kehehehehhehh
Give my character an impossibly hard choice and they’ll have to decide.
“...If - if - I set myself on fire, what would the terms and parameters be?”
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Swoop looks so very befuddled. He doesn't know what to do with all these dumb thoughts but he knows he's got to inflict them on someone. Looking at you, Sideswipe.
Sideswipe sees Swoop looking at him. But, see-He also can’t read minds.But waiting for Swoop to say something has so far just led to a bizarre staring contest that’s jamming up the hallway traffic. So-“….ya need something bud? Do I have something on my face orrrrr-?”
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ask-smokescreen · 4 years
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Why them call "Hallmark" movie?
Huh... I've never seen one, but if I had to guess, it's because they all include someone named Mark, who's always stuck in a hallway!
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