#meanwhile the party: [the church scene in kingsman]

[raitrolling]

also seeing vil get mentioned in ol + ase’s rp made me think more about viltau’s subjug parties

given how serious subjugs get about their religion the only ones who would hire him to organise their events would be ones who were fine with indigo nonbelievers / are okay with him being there as long as he wears the paint (and holds his tongue cuz he hates subjugs but enjoys being able to go full ham with their parties lmao), but also hes uh. not immune to chucklevoodoos

theres definitely been at least one party where all he remembers is the event starting, and then the next thing he knows is that hes somehow ended up back at his hive completely disheveled, covered in blood, and with a massive migraine. what happened? who knows! is that blood his? who knows! did he even get paid for all his work afterwards? who knows! all that matters to him is that he had fun and the trolls who employed him were satisfied with the end result

#meanwhile the party: [the church scene in kingsman] #he doesnt seek out subjugs for parties but if they come to him and their ideas sound fun hes not gonna refuse lmao #and id imagine his reputation as an event organiser + love of violence would attract likeminded trolls #he doesnt rly care if getting hired by subjugs affects his overall reputation. except when people insinuate hes no different from them #hes very insistent that its purely a business relationship and the quality of the party itself is all that really matters #also he wouldnt host subjug events at his own hive nor would he bring his employees with him to the event #gerrel and eichio would get to see everything that goes into the planning stage tho so big rip to them #ooc #viltau espino