#meanwhile the movie that TRAUMATIZES the kid is home alone and billy is SO FUCKING SMUG

[halloweentowntwokalabarsrevenge]

Honestly there’s nothing funnier than the idea of billy surviving and getting out of punishment by like the filmiest shit, Sidney pregnant from the literally first and only time she’s had sex and the two of them basically chained together by their mutual weird shit about parents while they snarl at each other like feral dogs forced into a get-along shirt

#train.txt #scream #sidly #sidney prescott #billy loomis #billy doing dad shit is objectively funny already #but I think him and Sidney fist fighting over parenting is hilarious #it’s lovers to enemies to coparents w/ potential benefits bc of Poor Life Choices #and lbr they keep shooting down the other’s romantic attempts out of pure spite #I’m not interested in enemies to lovers if it’s not unhinged and funny #billy and Sidney in a shouting match over the appropriateness of letting a 5yo watch Friday the 13th #meanwhile the movie that TRAUMATIZES the kid is home alone and billy is SO FUCKING SMUG