#meanwhile my hair is crying for mercy like ‘pls let me be boring peanut butter/piss colored I BEG’

[asteralien]

i’m like if a werewolf was a person seized once a full moon by the ravenous urge to bleach my hair blond

#and also had fangs #anyway it’s my time of the month #which means it’s time for someone to lock me in a basement lest i go rampaging through the nearest sally’s #bouncing back n forth between loki show and the taz books is like the fairies in sleeping beauty #make it black! make it blond! make it black! make it blond! #meanwhile my hair is crying for mercy like ‘pls let me be boring peanut butter/piss colored I BEG’ #mythtakes