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trying to pick character-consistent responses to the ~dream visitor~ pre reveal is so hard when all i want to do is punt it into the astral plane and let the dragons eat it molecule by molecule

#fuck your mean manipulative game and fuck ya chicken strips. is what im thinking #but nooooooo have to play a character with. what do you call it. self control and compassion #i miss jat. she could be so mean for no reason and yet it always made sense because it was Her #aster plays baldurgame

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#I can’t even say what I saw first i would rather run in front of a rabid moose than say what i saw #drops of qpiter

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It's cause you're always balduring that damn gate...three

#--my mom #bg3 #drops of qpiter

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i love the way Rowena’s megacoven has become a minicoven of literally just two people. my beautiful failwife. my dorky loser girlfriend.

#she's soooooooo good so criminally underrated by the utter losers on this site #look at her!!! girlcringeboss of all time!!!! #spn #rowena #drops of qpiter

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I know how people's interpretation of Odysseus and Athena's relationship is somewhat toxic but parental, but I like to think of him as her weird pet

#but literally who sees anything parental in that relationship……..are you okay #he’s her most favorite pet freak she does NOT want to parent that. she wants to see what it does off its leash #drops of qpiter

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Psych Rewatch | 4.09: Shawn Takes A Shot In The Dark

#most psych episode of all time #psych #drops of qpiter

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well! that's another way to use the technology!

do you think the kids in odyssey have a fanfiction ring for stories about themselves/their friends falling in love with the npcs in their favorite imagination station programs

#WILD #i'm sure the moral was 'this isn't good + be nice to teachers' but good for him #aio #drops of qpiter

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Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

#basil of baker street?? #and for my real ones comma runt the brave??? #drops of qpiter

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I think rent should be $4 a month

#thats too many snacks babygirl!! #drops of qpiter

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Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.

PRINCESS MONONOKE (1997)

#cannot wait to watch this alone in a theatre and cry again this year #princess mononoke #drops of qpiter

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He’s a musician

#see him hop!!! #video #animals #drops of qpiter

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what the fuck did they put in "Meet Me in the Woods" by lord huron that makes it so. it's a perfect song. it's insanity inducing. i'm blorboposting. i'm thinking about my own life. i'm having a crisis. i'm jamming out to a fun song. song that is simultaneously fall days and also late summer nights and also wet spring mornings.

#no but i do really think it's the most perfect song to exist. maybe. perhaps #like i know it's the most basic bitch of all lh's songs but that's for a REASON. #he took a little journey to the unknown..........come back changed i can feel it in my bones....... like come the hell ON #lord huron

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#i should be so lucky #drops of qpiter

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Playing as Karlach is so fun because when you meet Wyll in the grove for the first time, instead of explaining the misunderstanding, you can just be like “ really? You’re gonna kill me in front of all these kids?” and he’ll go “yeah you’re right I probably shouldn’t kill you in front of all these kids, let’s reschedule that, have a nice day.”

#amazing!!! #bg3 #bg3 karlach #bg3 wyll #drops of qpiter

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I don't know what paddington is doing on that list, but it made me think of the time someone drew a picture of the queen with paddington after she died, and we had scores of people losing their minds at the idea that paddington bear wasn't the same kind of communist as them

#prev you are SO correct richard scarry Creatures would eat every last monarchist on this list alive #and it would just be a tuesday in a fruit car for them #drops of qpite

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#fudging a BIT because it’s mostly choruses #but uhhh josh groban was the closest thing i had to a heartthrob music boy in middle school #so i can do a song/chorus in spanish and italian (solo por ti and un giorno per noi) #although i always wondered if they were in GOOD spanish/italian or if it was only slightly more sophisticated google translated #drops of qpiter

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I already posted this on twitter but here just have it. my first fancam :-)

#ICONIC genuinely #jgy #the untamed #video #drops of qpiter