#meanwhile and charlie and frank in the background is inventing sopor

[selamat-linting]

classpecting the iasip gang because i have nothing better to do with my life

-dennis : prince of heart (derse)

put up a facade of a calculating mastermind but is actually the dumbest man alive who cant express affection without two hundred layers of irony and violence.

-dee : page of light (prospit)

narrative's favorite butt monkey. oftentimes deemed as irrelevant and claws her way to relevance and luck no matter what and fails very very, often. actually the most reckless member of the gang.

-charlie : bard of time (derse)

the wildcard. musical genius. intelligence level correlate to what the episode needs. neglected and abused but refuse to accept it even happens to him by escaping into substance abuse and passivity. surrounded w/ filth, death and decay.

-mac : maid of hope (derse)

his faith in religion and hope that his parents care about him in some way allows him to survive to adulthood but it also sets him back as a person because he was blinded by his own convictions and internalized homophobia. he's also gullible.

-frank : thief of space (prospit)

the sleazy businessman who fund the gang's schemes. inadvertently stuns the twins capability for personal growth and chance to have a new beginning outside of their dysfunctional upbringing by being an absent parent but coming back to them when theyre adults. struggles with feelings of stagnation and unfulfillment. egg motifs.

#homestuck #iasip #whether they win or not depends on if canon ends with them growing or stuck in the same old patterns lol #i think its one of those session that lasts for years before actually culminating in something #like the dancestors session but worse #it would be funny to see though #they will all godtier but not because of plot reasons #mac does the classic mistake of fighting the denizens when the quest wasnt even done yet #dee tried to assasinate the white queen because she wants to have a kingdom of her own #dennis sees this and decides he's going to solo the black king and rule derse. the better kingdom in his opinion #mac also wants to fight the black king. at first they team up but they end up mauling each other in the final fight #meanwhile and charlie and frank in the background is inventing sopor #they both end up as convicts in both derse and prospit and frank's quest planet because he scams and shoots everyone #the duo eventually holed up in charlie's quest planet. a decaying mess caused by charlie smashing all of his consorts #since they look like rats #there will be a subplot where dee dies but nobody wants to revive her so her corpse gets passed around like a hot potato #dennis ends up reviving her ofc. but without a lot of misunderstandings and hilarity since reviving your teammates in sburb requires kissing #he didnt kiss her ofc thats gross. they just eventually found her quest bed and puts her there. when she awakes and undergone her #awesone godtier transformation everyone had left #and before the game even begun the gang refuses to let frank in their game session and let him die in a meteor #even if frank actually knows some sburb lore since he's also counts as the trash twins guardians #ofc this ends up as a doomed timeline. so charlie had to go back and include him in #and while he's at it he prototypes himself and becomes charliesprite #charliesprite is even more incoherent than denimchickensprite #this au is driving me insane