#me too mount me fucking too

[peaky-shelby]

What happens when mason mount & Jude Bellingham meet again:

#i missed them #can they get a comedy show #hes always grabbing his ass #me too mount me fucking too #jude bellingham #mason mount #chelsea #dortmund

[theprodigypenguin]

Little Sabo used to skitter around on all fours like some kind of cryptid creature, normally when sneaking around the Baltigo kitchens at night for a snack. Insert an image of Dragon going to the kitchen for a glass of water and turning the light on only to see Sabo with a leg of meat in his mouth frozen in the middle of the kitchen on all fours like some kind of feral beast and immediately turning the light back off and going back to bed.

#you can take the boy out of mount corvo but you cant take mount corvo out of the boy #dragons too tired for this shit #idk why but this is making me laugh so fucking hard #one piece #revolutionary sabo #revolutionary army #monkey d dragon #good dad dragon #he is a kreechur #really hope people understand the image in my head cuz im in tears from laughter

[sidetongue]

a story in photos of henry finding something dead to eat, sprig sniffing around to hopefully get a bite, some random ass dog appearing out of nowhere, deciding to resource guard henry against sprig, and henry looking into the camera like jim on the office

#hen was too uncomfortable to acknowledge the big dog #he was really fucking rude #big entire male that started posturing at sprig #so i called hen and sprig over to me #they came #and of course the big dog followed #and had zero recall as his owner tried to get his attention #THEN he mounted harold and was GRIPPING him so hard #at first i clapped and yelled at him #but he was incessant and so heightened and gross #i grabbed his collar and threw him off harold #all while the owner is failing spectacularly at recalling #we know to avoid him in the future #henry #sprig #dogs

[mer-se]

The most beautiful cemetery

#mine #that chapel had me 🥲 #my new favorite spot ever it was so fucking beautiful in there I can’t even explain it #I can’t wait to go back in the fall #I wanna go back right now man the absolute peace in there #cambridge #cemetery #it’s so big too didn’t see all of it #Mount auburn

[anxiously-sidequesting]

How much have you spent on w101? Because BROOO I'm embarrassed of how many crowns I've bought 😭😭😭

Listen my brother you are NOT alone 😭😭😭😭 my wizard hyperfixation has cost me well into the hundreds. I haven't been counting so I don't know the numbers specifically but I literally wasted all my allowances and birthday money on Wizard101 when I was younger and everyday I want to kick myself in the ass for it

#i could have used that money for OTHER THINGS. LIKE OTHER GAMES /j #i remember how many crowns i spent on the hydra pack bc the hydra mount was my dream. (shudders) #i always bought the 13 thousand crown pack and that was like 20 dollars? which was my allowance back then #and sometimes i saved up to get the next crown tier which i forgot was like maybe 50 dollars? i did this for months #i wasted so much fucking monry on the hydra ALONE #and then there was the baba yaga house mount....... which i still never got #and who can forget the gamestop wizard bundles??? the ones that cost like 30 dollars each???????????????? #i got.... too many of those #and then my dumb fucking dummy dumbass would basically just recycle the items from the bundles i didnt want- #so THAT was basically an even MORE colossal waste of money #this is why im broke today. this is why. #also contributed to me not playing w101 anymore its too expensive LOL #you cant do shit without membership and basically everything new costs crowns so #this isnt like a new thing to say but being a f2p in wizard101 sucks ass #ANYWAYS. yeah i sold my firstborn for wizard101 /j #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #asks #bubba609

[sonicfrontiers]

i'm blizzard's favorite child

#lin.txt #warcraft #technically 5 attempts bc i forgot to update rarity before opening my first basket but not much of a difference #since i was only doing it on two alts a day #anyway. i don't normally post my mount drops on here but this one fucking shellshocked me #i cannot BELIEVE they introduce a new holiday 1% mount and everyone freaks out abt it and i miss half the event #but i log on for 3 days and get it anyway. #AND ALSO got the vendor mount while opening eggs so i just saved 500 eggs too. #what's going on. Blizzard. Blizzard are you there. Listen to me #thanks for this and also the headless horseman's horse after 2 attempts. Can i get ashes of al'ar now please

[dcwnrisen-aa]

If you saw me go to bed at 4 in the morning, no you didnt.

#imma make me some coffee and some french toast #grayson woke this morning wanting to be bent over and fucking mounted and im s creaming #like sir pls #hes just ' my coochie isnt being used. i need to be bred 😩 #and im done #its too early

[creature-once-removed]

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#I just saw the lotr extended versions in a marathon session at the cinema #in german sadly but you take what you get #it was fucking incredible #I've wanted this for eleven years #I almost cried during the first five minutes because I was so happy #then I cried a bit at the mount doom ending #also I noticed some stuff I've never noticed before #1. Tolkien really gave the most generous and merciful endings to his characters; except Boromir #it was like Boromir died and it was horrible #and then it started to look horrible for all the other characters too and Tolkien was just having none of it anymore #YOU get a happy ending. and YOU get a happy ending. and YOU get the happiest ending you can possibly have. #2. it's never really been that obvious to me but Frodo really never stops fighting; right up until he has absolutely given every last thing #I fundamentally do not understand how people can actually say the 'Frodo is weak' shit #he never fucking once gives up. the worst shit imaginable keeps happening to him. his friends betray him. he keeps making mistakes. #every single fucking time he never even spends a second considerating. he bares his fucking teeth at whatever is between him and mount doom #every. single. time #3. in line with that train of thought: #I am now 300% convinced that Sam's despair at the furnaces of Mount Doom is not one bit about the world dying #it's about seeing this person #that he's physically carried into the heart of destruction itself because they were for some reason still holding on #finally break #Frodo has given so much more than what he could at that point and it's in that moment that he cannot possibly give one thing more #until he can; because he gets his fucking finger bitten off and is almost thrown into lava #as the one thing that was similarly keeping his soul together and breaking it apart burns to cinders below him #and somehow he still keeps fucking holding on #I'm emotional about Frodo Baggins again guys #4. I used to think lotr was fundamentally about love. I now definitely say it is fundamentally and above all else about hope #there is so. much. hope in there #never a dark moment without at least a tiny bit of hope #had more to say but that's the end of tags. It was about Aragorn's character journey in ttt being absolutely amazing which I never noticed

[wehadfaces]

after three years of doing everything in my power to prevent it, i got covid. my mom has the flu and covid. we’re panicking trying to make other arrangements for people we trust to care for my grandma and are worried over the sun we gave it to her while we were asymptomatic. and my body feels like it’s breaking down

#plus the loss of taste and smell has been…really tough with my past of disordered eating #i can’t explain it but there’s something very similar/triggering? about my mindspace around food with this #and bunch of changes are happening at work while I’ve been out that are giving me giant red flags #so I’m trying to work up the energy to redo my resume and get the fuck out of there too #tldr: everything is on fire i’m trying to get well but the stress from everything else is mounting #if anyone has any tips for getting better pls send them im begging

[toytulini]

i do love my car it is the perfect car aside from the. imperfections and frequent problems,

#toy txt post #😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 #why is the flex pipe broken again! who is responsible. #anyway i know how this sounds but also im right. i just want a tiny little car like i have #but like for all the parts to be high quality and easy to replace. u know. but alas #after spending hours trawling past the seo listicles about 5 signs that my flex pipe is failing #looking desperately for the forums where i cannot understand anything theyre saying. it seems like #when the shop replaced the flexpipe previously they must not have used an OEM part and swapped it out for a cheaper part #and or. my engine mounts are failing? and or. exhaust hangar issue??? #and the guy at the mechanic shop was like oh its like a design flaw with the cars that have flex pipes and the front wheel drive engines #that rock back and forth instead of side to side so they just wear out faster. but also it shouldnt wear out this fast. and its bc my car is #a shitty cheap little piece of shit. but also its bc something is wrong like this happens to plenty of other cars too that arent fiats #and im sure we'll look into it and shrig and get the flex pipe replaced and ill be like okay. can we replace it with a just straight pipe #that isnt flexing? no bc thatll lead to wear and tear destorying more expensive parts? ok. what about beefier mounts or more mounts to make #the engine chill out. no probably not bc it probably needs to move a little bit or else theyd find a way to make it stop moving. well okay #what if we take the engine out and fucking rotate it so that it rocks side to side instead?since all the car guys are waxing poetic about #that? no? thats not possible? i think it probably is possibly but what you mean is its not feasible or realistic and its not worth it and i #should just keep replacing this one piece or what the fuck ever. #mostly i think im just tired of how my parents treat my car now? i get it you hate it. please just accept the fact that you are going to #hate any car i have bc im not ever being the newest release of the pedestriancrusher3000 suv tank that beeps when someone is next to me #like i joke but literally it seems like all they want is for me to get a different bigger car. i dont want or need a bigger car. #we have been having this argument since i started learning to drive. no one who taught me to drive understands that bigger car=more anxious #cos im anxious about Different Things than they are. maybe i could have slightly better Visibility but at least i can see over my fucking #hood #anyway. i do wish i could get my exact car but with like higher quality materials/construction and like. as a plug in hybrid instead #electric sounds nice in theory but i dont think its for me just yet? #ive seen new electric fiats (which they arent selling here btw) (fuck you if you want a small new car lol) #car companies be like america? oh those fuckers only want the largest tanks we can legally allow on the road. and then the 3 of us american #folk that do actually want small cars are like hey uh. how do i get a small one. i know yall make them. ive seen it #and the companies are like oh we dont sell them to you. you only like big cars

[itsdappleagain]

a tale as old as time: a neurodivergent suicidal artist bro and the centuries old greek goddess who comes down to earth to inspire him. they might kiss. if they do that the muse might get executed by her own father. and the artist might as a result kill himself. but they might kiss

#xanadu posting #their relationship is subtly fucked up i love them #sonny? love at first sight. wow a foxy lady who listens to my ideas and doesnt laugh at them #hello to the only reason im not throwing myself off a cliff into the ocean! #kira? shes just like mm i want The Great Gift of Xanadu guess ill go down and stop that poor bastard from offing himself to help me get tha #then she really casually mind controls him and the entire santa monica pier for a hot second #their love story is such a fucking roller coaster #yeah kira would break all three fundamental rules for him. she would risk being executed for breaking these because she loves sonny too muc #to resist #yeah they find out that their love is fake and actually a curse placed on them in order to sabatoge kira #and then. unlearn that because leg warmers are amazing and eros/cupid sucks absolute balls at their job #yeah there are three songs in quick succession begging kira not to leave #and immediately after kira berates sonny for being an idiot #and then..sonny sings another one about how sad he is that she's leaving. and then i think almost tries to kill himself again #and then he immediately changes his mind and climbs to mount olympus and tries to fistfight zeus #like why. why #have i mentioned this is an absurd comedy #there are next to no moments played seriously

[searidings]

What season was current when you started watching SG?

i was waaaaay late to this clown convention bro 5a was airing as i was catching up on five years of lesbians!!!

#so. so. i first watched s1 when it came out in 2015 #and i liked it but like. there was no lena yet so i wasn't HOOKED hooked #i know you wouldn't know it now but believe it or not superheroes are generally really Not My Thing #and then once lena arrived i kept seeing fruity stuff about them on tumblr as the great lesbian migration commenced once more #but i avoided the brain rot for years until i finally saw one sexy post too many and thought shit maybe i should give it another go #also because hello like. katie and mel are fucking gorgeous #so this was late 2019 when i started watching the whole thing from the beginning to catch up #and i distinctly remember winter 2019 seeing that clip of 5a kara at mount norquay and lena turning off the cannons at the last second #that clip was going around on tumblr while i was like just starting s3 and i remember thinking holy fuck #however gay they are now (s3) it's clearly only going to get gayer #and i was RIGHT #anyway. so i was all caught up to the present by the time 5a finished and ive watched it live ever since the 5b premiere!!! #so since the beginning of 2020 ive really been IN this clown car you feel me #never really wrote fic though #but then the pandemic hit and everything shut down and these two fruits had me in a chokehold and lo and behold #my ao3 account was born #and that's what you missed on glee #so i have not been here since the beginning but by god i'm here till the bitter end #hope you're having a wonderful day #asks #anonymous

[novococain]

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#having absolutely so many thoughts rn about maegor even outside of abo being his mother's son and this is objectively a terrible thing #bcs visenya is objectively terrible and she's hot while doing it what do you want me to do about that #but anyway. thoughts of maegor feeling violently cheated out of his birthright. not rhaena not the throne. aenys. #bcs visenya's birthright was not dragonstone it was rhaenys and aegon i and maybe not aegon i's dragonseed but he was her brother too #(orys) #and so she took that too #maegor who while aenys is heir and aenys sits the throne has CONSIDERABLY less issue with the succession and considerably MORE issue with. #aenys's marriage lol. he's like her?? a mere cousin??? not even a dragonrider?? not even a TARGARYEN?? unacceptable #he's LIVID when they wed him to ceryse instead to placate him. especially because at least rhaena would be his BLOOD jesus CHRIST #he doesn't let it stand for long tho!! either aegon i bends (he does) or he breaks (he won't) and when maegor comes to him DEMANDING #what he is owed. aegon i is like idk son. dragons aren't hounds. i can hardly tie them up and deliver them at your feet. #i.e. if your dragon refuses you not even i can help you. tame him yourself. #and that's wayyyy too much permission. maegor is VISENYA'S SON. so that's all he needs to be like bet. BET. #and boom this is how in a different world maegor did not usurp rhaena/aegon the uncrowned cause aegon is actually the fruit of his womb 🤣🤣 #black magic womb!! what's a little blood sacrifice and black magic to get the mount you want. what's a lit manipulation and babytrapping #and seduction. and child-brideing. and homewrecking. and also giving birth to severely fucked up kids. #tho not as fucked up as maegor himself because they're not black magic THEMSELVES the womb that carried them is. the body that bore them is #think reneesme and bella's pregnancy. yes that. except maegor can take it even while v young because he's not entirely NORMAL. #to put it simple he's more balerion than he is aegon. he's more like a dragon than a person. constitution wise. this is not a good thing. #mind u he and alyssa v have CRAZY beef. aenys named his firstborn daughter after his mother and maegor named his firstborn aegon to show off #be like 'see? i gave you a son. aren't i better?' gloating whore. nasty asshole. tsk. serves him right that alyssa v fucks him over #he wanted to name his next kid after visenya (hence the first viserys) but he and alyssa v were pregnant at the same time #and she gave birth first. and stole his whole ass name for viserys. maegor got so livid he went into premature labor AND had to be stopped #from murdering aenys for allowing that. by aegon i himself. man had to pull out all his dad cards. still a miracle tho #terribly nyra and visenya style labor after that. three days of agony. visenya and aegon i play lion parents. vhagar is being SO loud #gives birth to a daughter—severely premature but big enough to pass for a small full term baby. she's smaller than aegon was but she's fiery #bruised by the labor but has maegor's eyes (visenya's eyes) and aenys's curly hair which is more cold than silver—like rhaenys's was #and maegor decides that if alyssa v stole his thunder for her first son then he shall steal hers for his first daughter. names her lysarra. #after alarra massey aka alyssa's mother. and then he's like NOW I'm good. moving on!! look brother a daughter 🥰 a bride for your son 🥰🥰 #and meanwhile aenys is about to have a mental BREAK because maegor was only a little over halfway along and they were supposed to have TIME