#maybe that's just how it works. being a sword. even if you're sentient.

[dubiousdisco]

Johnny's ass keeps pushing Sento away from the support on his back because it's too big btw, do you think Sento knows. Is Sento aware that johnny's cheeks are constantly pushing it. And if so, do you think Sento cares at all, being a sword and all. Is that mundane for a sword. Does Sento compare whose backs or waists or butts or hands felt nicer. Does Kenshi know. Would it tell Kenshi that his hands are the most caring but Johnny's ass is the biggest.

#maybe that's just how it works. being a sword. even if you're sentient. #johnshi #<- target audience #I'm assuming that all the souls in that sword (or most of them) held it before and some kept it on their backs #so now i'm wondering if they get there agter they die and start thinking they should have kept sento in a different position #or if they mind the climate or where the sword is kept #like do they feel it? they are in it but do they feel it #do they ever think 'if I knew it felt this way i would have cared for Sento in a different manner' #i know im anthropomorphizing the sword but the sword has people in it #sento: hey descendent can you light a fire we're cold #kenshi: Oh of course! #sento: thank you. do you want us to give you the grace of vision so you can see the white boy's ass btw #kenshi: what #sento: its a really nice ass. who said that. #kenshi: #mortal kombat #im sorry i juat wanted to talk about the souls in there feeling thinfs through the sword but that implies they felt johnnys ass #and i wanted to make a joke about it #inside sento: #- Akira Taiga-sama had the nicest hands but Hayao-sama had the greatest butt. #both of them also inside the sword hearing this: thank you ascendent you honor us #no but really i kike the idea the sento feels that kenshi is caring for it 🥲

[romelle]

can i humbly request some lance headcanons (with a dash of kl)? i'm not having the best of days rn, mental health wise, and your headcanons always make me smile <3

i'm really sorry about not seeing this sooner 😥 here's a super long post to hopefully make up for it

lance, holding his camera like he's making a vlog: day 175 of being single in space! doing good, having a fun time. this morning keith raised my chin up with the point of his sword and i blacked out for solid five minutes.

animals love him. this is a fact.

allura, after hearing him talk to kaltenecker: do the two of you have a mind link too?

lance: nah, it's just fun. don't you ever talk to the juniberries?

allura: never, no

lance: you should! flowers love that junk. especially when you tell them they're pretty

allura: i would lay down my life for you

this charm extends to sentient lions, too. whenever he's homesick, he talks about it with blue. it's easier to remember things when connected to her, so he doesn't have to worry about forgetting anyone's face

however sometimes... their connection is a curse

lance: thank you for the talk, beautiful!

blue: of course, paladin. but there's also a different talk i wanted to have with you.

lance: oh? shoot.

blue: not shoot, only talk.

lance: no, yeah, right. go for it

blue: i noticed the feelings you've been having around the red paladin lately, and i thought that i should let you know that it's perfectly natural to-

lance: haha alright not doing that. where’s the eject button

he talks about it with the team, too. usually they're very nice, but sometimes he gets so dramatic that they can't not tease him about it

allura: lance? is everything alright?

lance: yeah, yeah.

lance: it's just that, my sister veronica has a dress like that.

hunk: really? i didn't even know that veronica wears dresses

lance: i mean, it was no ball gown. and hers was blue, not pink. and the material was different. and the sleeves. and the bodice. because there was no bodice. because they were jeans.

hunk: ...why are you like this

pidge: i love you, but you're so annoying

lance, flopping back onto the couch, an arm over his forehead: ronnie used to say that

whenever someone asks him for an autograph, he signs it with lancey lance, and then also adds little sparkles around the name

lance is the one who makes sure the team bonds beyond just the standard exercises. he did it with pidge back at the garrison, and he'll do it with keith now, even while still managing their rivalry

lance: so are you coming to the game night or?

keith: you... want me to?

lance: obviously

keith: oh. i guess i thought that it's just for the three of you

lance: no way. beating hunk and pidge won't be half as fun as beating you

keith: this again. why are you so set on beating me?

lance, in his head: because i have a huge crush on you and want your attention, but i don't know how else to get it

lance, out loud: can't let myself be bested by a guy with a mullet

allura is also a hard one to crack. this is mostly because human and altean definitions of team bonding are WILDLY different 

allura: i'm so glad you suggested that we have this bonding session lance! i had a lot of fun training with you

lance, on the floor, wheezing: great. me too.

allura: shall we say the same time tomorrow?

lance: uh, about that

lance: not that i don't enjoy getting my ass kicked by a pretty girl every time we hang out, but maybe we could do something a little different?

allura: of course! what did you have in mind?

lance: uh. i dunno. what do you usually do for fun?

allura: ...do you know those chairs with little wheels that we have?

lance: sure

allura: sometimes i take one of those and roll around the castle.

allura: or i just hang out with the mice! they're really good at juggling. i've also been talking to the juniberries, like you told me to

lance:

lance: are you aware of the fact that you're perfect

allura: yes :-) now should i get the chairs or what

he's a smart guy! he works on the battle strategies with shiro and allura, helps pidge learn altean, shows hunk some piloting tricks, teaches coran all about earth, and he's always the one keith turns to for an explanation if there's something he doesn't understand

doesn't stop him from being a goof, though

keith: (walks into a room)

keith:

keith: can you please stop doing that

lance, clearly holding his holoscreen and pressing play on a booing sound effect: doing what

one day he accidentally presses the wrong thing, and then a super cheesy love song starts playing at full volume

hunk: you put this song on your keith playlist? that's really embarrassing for you, buddy

pidge: you have a keith playlist????

lance, scrambling to press pause: shut up shut up shut up i hate you both how the fuck do i TURN THIS OFF

keith, who just came in to ask if anyone saw his gloves: um

#voltron #klance #vld lance #vld allura #vld keith #vld pidge #hunk #lumi.headcanons

[bccfggffbgv]

Azem: I’ll be honest, I’m already far from a normal person even without delving into odd powers, and though I haven’t seen everything I’ve seen without pain, there where always others I could put my trust into and thus talk about such things to. Otherwise, I’m not exactly sure how I’ve had the fortitude needed to endure it all, and this isn’t the first time I’ve been asked that. Heck, that time was before the events involving The First and The Final Days. I could imagine what would’ve happened if some situation like how Fray and Myste happened once more. Maybe it’s for the best. So, then, is that an adequate explanation? It’s the best I’ve got.

(Cinder was left to think, though it was age to say that Salem wasn’t the most pleased by the lack of action. Meanwhile, N was about to explain what he was told by the fugitive trio, but was initially distracted by Predaking. Emerald, Neo, and Hazel where just shocked that after all they saw, NOW there was a robot dragon. Meanwhile, the Nightmares where fast…but Jeb was faster.)

*While the nightmares were tougher to kill than previous opponents he's faced, he made quick work of the smaller ones by slicing them into pieces with the binary sword*

Jeb, as his eyes glowed red for a moment: I smite thee!! *He soon fired a bolt of red and black energy at Freddy, disintegrating him into nothingness. This shocked the sentient undead long enough for Jeb to escape and return to his proper mission*

Victor Hex, at first enraged but soon became intrigued by what he saw: If that halo can give a man such as him these abilities...then who knows what else it can do for me~...*Secretly, Sadistic Sam had also watched this go down and also became intrigued of the halo*

(Meanwhile with the heroes)

*After Cinder had left to "think things through", the others returned to see Mercury talking to Predaking, three new fugitive guests, and soon enough...*

Qrow, returning with the nervous Tex in tow: Hey kids, I got a new...friend?...Did I miss something?

Helen, while hugging her step son as best as she could: Oh thank Gia and the Gods almighty you're okay!!...I was so afraid that you had perished like Diana...*She seemed close to crying when she mentioned that name*

Tex Butcher, with tears in his eyes: Stayed strong...for you...mama...

(Meanwhile within the Amulet)

*Evan was able to talk to Cassidy with the strange alien and star helping him as a sort of defiance...Cassidy was unfortunately not herself any longer*

Evan: Please Cassidy!...Say something...Anything!!...

Cassidy, no longer human anymore: KILL...KILL...KILL!!!

E. Princess Shroob, with the slightest bit of empathy slipping out: I'm afraid your "Cassidy" is too broken to be saved...

Dark Star: She is quite right, boy...

Evan: No! That's not true!! She's still in there!!!...She has to be...I don't want to be alone again...I just can't...*He began weeping at the thought of never being set free along with being alone in this strange and cruel world...He misses everyone so much...*

#Multiversal Fusion #crystalverse #Chaos-verse