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slutdge · 2 months
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had a video i was gonna post but everytime i hear my fucked up mixture of a canadian and american-southern accent i wanna kill myself
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pey-up · 1 year
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Ok i am ✨️very✨️ nervous but @daniswatching peer pressured me to post it so here we aree yayy
I wrote williams childhood because i was bored lets goo (ill reblog w elaboration later✨️ i made sibling oc's so ill give mini things for they)
⚠️Some content warnings⚠️
Gore, blood, animal death, and theres none in this chapter but in future ones there might be domestic and child abuse depicted im not sure if ill keep it though :)
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June's awful. William thinks spitefully. It's hot and sticky and sweaty. The worst part is break. There's nothing to do but sit by the road and watch the passing cars.
SCREEECH
He turns and pulls himself up, walking over to the sight. A squirrel, just bearly longer than his arm lay on the road. Quiet, still, and bloodied. He scoops it up, blood dripping onto his purple sweater.
Budump
He jumps, and almost drops it. It's still breathing. Its heart thumps against his arm.
Budump.
What to do with it? He can't just leave it here. It's in pain! He looks at its pathetic face one last time before running over to his house.
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There's lots of trees in Utah. It's much warmer than England, though he doesn't have much memory of it. They had moved when he was quite younger after all. He starts off on a walk, but it quickly escalates into a sprint into the wooded area behind the neighborhood. He checks to see if anyones out before disappearing into the towering trees. The leafs leave smallish cracks in the sky, letting sunlight leak in from above. Leaves and just-too-tall blades of grass brush against his exposed ankles. Blood has leaked out all over his arms by now, he rolls up his sleeves and crouches down to the ground. What is he going to do? There's really only one option. He can't leave it here, to be eaten by animals fighting over its corpse. No. No that's too cruel. Should he be cruel? Perhaps not, he should get rid of it. Eliza could help nurse it back to health... oh but father would shout at him for the bloody mess. He rises from the dirt, shadow covering his eyes. One option. He had kept pushing it off, but it's the best one. He grabs a heavy rock, the biggest one he can possibly carry (which isn't very big, it'll be a slow death, but it's better than what it already had... right?) It's sharp on one edge, which hopefully is good. He pins the squirrel to the ground with one hand and slams the rock into its head. Over and over again. Over and over again. Over and over again.
You don't realize how much blood is in one animal until you're covered in it. The animal is long dead by now. A car's break screeching, as another had only a few minutes ago, breaks him out of his trance. He drops the rock and tumbles back. What on Earth is he doing? It's dead. It's been dead. Was it's heart ever beating? Or was it his sick twisted mind giving him an excuse to bash its head in. He gasps. What is he going to do with the body? Isn't murder a crime? He just killed something. He digs his nails in the dirt. His hands are shaking, but he forces himself to push through.
Once he has a decent sized hole, and hands so bloody he can't tell what's from him and what's from Rodney. (He named it, Rodney sounded like a proper good name.) He shoves the corpse in, and burrys it, he stomps on the dirt to pack it in and falls to the ground. Tears overwhelm his eyes, blinding him for a moment before he coughs and vomits, rushing to the right. Hands shaking still, blood covered, already disheveled looking, and sobbing he walks to the edge of the wooded area.
He uses a cleaner part of his sleeve and wipes his face clean from tears. Looking up and down the streets, luckily no one else is out and about like him. A sound startles him before he realizes its coming from him. He's laughing, a sick and emotionless sound. Maybe he did enjoy it. Did he? He can't tell. Possibly.
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The old wooden door creaks when pushed open by a dirt coved 10-year-old boy.
"Andrew?"
"William," He replies.
"Oh. Tell your sister she needs to come down and help make dinner soon." His mother, never making eye contact or even looking his way scrubs the dishes clean with a cloth.
"Ok, Mother." She continues her cleaning and he passes down the hall.
"And tell your brother to get off that damn phone, he's been calling his girlfriend all day." She mumbles something else. Probably best he didn't hear that last part.
"Which one?"
"Hm?"
"Which brother?"
"Which one do you think?" She spits. He crawls upstairs, leaning into the first door on the right. First floor up from the ground floor, he turns and shouts into the doorway.
"Vinny! Mum says to get off the phone!" He doesn't let himself become visible from Vincent's perspective, he knows that his brother wouldn't let him go if he was spotted all dirty and bloody.
"Oh ok-" He shouts back, his accent just as clear as Williams. "I'll be back later J-" He adds softly.
"No you won't we have dinner- who's J? Is she your girlfriend? That's what Mum says."
"Mum doesn't know what she's talking about-" And just to Williams suprise, and fear Vincent walks over to the doorway to shoo him off. Caught red handed, he gasps. "Jesus fucking Christ..." He whispers. "Will, what fucking happened?" All joking and lighthearted teasing has been lost, as has the color from Vincents face."I- the car- Ro- he-"
"Oh." He's picked up and brought a few doors down. He's tired, and trying so hard not to cry. Once he's set down a few minutes later, he struggles to keep his eyes open. He sees Vincent going through his dresser, before finally finding a shirt and pants. "Put these on, I'll wash these in the morning." His voice is softer, and quieter than usually. Will is thankful, and gets dressed quickly.
"The hell are you two doing?"
"Nunya, what do you want?" Brown hair in her face, Eliza stands in the doorway. Vincent walks up and meets her at it.
"Oh Eliza, Mum wants you to help her cook soon," He says, pulling a new sweater over his shirt. She lets out a heavy sigh.
"I'll be down soon, Mum!" She shouts while running down the hall, practically jumping down the stairs. The two sigh breaths of relief.
"Are you going to tell me what happened now?" Vincent says, turning to William. His grey eyes stare harshly at him, it's a family trait. His brother returns the favor, glaring ungratefully.
"Are you going to tell me about your girlfriend?"
"Touchè."
"I don't even know what that means." He replies, mirroring the energy thrown at him. Vincent's red-brown hair spikes infront of his eyes, messy and untamed. He's lanky, tall and skinny, though, so is William for his age. The walls of Williams shared room are a, you guessed it, sad grey color. More of a blue varation, but certainly grey. They had been meaning to paint it for a while now, work and other things just got in the way of it over and over again. They continue their staring contest before a familar, and frightingly so door clicks. Fathers home.
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All i have for right now! I hope it was good!!!! Im very nervous haha :')
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boywonderasf · 6 months
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he. he did the art???
yes, yes i did.
and while the drawing itself is not kink-related, the rest of this post (rant) is. 18+ please, be kind, dont reblog to non-kink blogs, yada yada the whole shpeel.
(also the "explanation" is basically just a speedrun hurt/comfort fluffy sickfic. might write later idk)
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ANYWAYS! i had so badly wanted to make this drawing somehow kink related, but couldn't due to it being drawn in my Class Doodles Notebook (the one i let people see/use)
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but imean when i say i REALLY wanted to make his blush look fever-like or even just make his nose a bit darker (maybe even have it running😶)
also ignore his suit (and him in general lmao he a lil wonky💀), i had no references, only my imagination plus whatever pictures of him were stored in the Brain Bank, and just prayed it would end up okay🤷
yes he is crying. why?
well now that i have the freedom to say this, I made it cause he was out patrolling while sick w/ a fever, but then he felt Really Bad and Flash (Wally😻) found his dumbass on a rooftop, naturally.
yada yada Wally is Upset cause he explicitly told Dick to 1: tell him or somebody when he wasn't feeling well (and not like small cold. try more like getting a little too close to passing out than he should), and 2: Take It Easy While He Was Still Recovering From A Previous Cold (he did not, can you tell?)
but Wally being Upset and Grr about Dick's stubbornness around "weakness" and the (slowly becoming less) constant battles the two have over simply allowing themselves to be comforted and cared for by the other, lead to some misunderstandings from Dick's end.
he, in his deliriously fevered state of mind, thought Wally was upset with him for getting sick and being "weak", so he immediately started crying, which made Wally rush to his side and takes off Dick's mask to Wipe His Tears, Kiss His Face, and Gauge Temp of the Ill Bird.
so all that explains why Dick's mask isn't on. lord that was a long explanation for just one small thing mb yall💀
anyways this is my little burst of bullshit for today i definitely babygirlified him (IT WAS ON ACCIDENT THO I DIDNT REALIZE SLIGHTLY SHADING HIS LIPS WOULD MAKE HIM SO-✨😽💅✨!!!!)
sure hope nobody comes hatin, and that anybody that sees this doesn't hate it on sight🙏
mozel tov, i wish all a good day/night😸😸😸
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Hello, Everyone.
Hi there, I’ve been watched a lot of youtube footage for Injustice 2 and it’s got me thinking; “What if certain characters were guest fighters?”
So, just for fun, I’m gonna write some fan-made guest-fighter portfolios showing certain characters I add being given intro banter, clash quotes, arcade ending narrations, and so on.The only rules I will give myself is that I’ll only use characters from published media, so no fan characters.  and I will personally only write portfolios on characters I know about. Oh, and when writing lines for the fighters already in Injustice 2, I will stick strictly with how those characters are portrayed in that game personality-wise.
If you have a character you’ve been fantasizing as being playable in Injustice 2, you may ask me if I have plans for writing about them or write a portfolio yourself and show it to me via the private message system.
 Now, to start out, let’s go with Toriel from Undertale. Let’s see how this fire spell-flinging Goat Mom fares at being in a superhero fighting game. I’ll start with a hypothetical website bio and battle intros and add more later.
Edit: also, I may reblog some posts after updating them.
Toriel
“Even one death can be too many.”
After her people were freed from countless years of underground imprisonment. Former Monster Queen Toriel chose to simply live a quiet new life raising Frisk, the human child who helped free the Ebbot Monsters. But nothing could have prepared her for learning, to her horror, of humanity struggling to heal from the wounds left by the Regime’s tyranny. And when Brainiac’s invasion occurred just days after her people’s return. Toriel is determined to use her flame magic to keep both humans and monsters from suffering neither Superman’s tyranny nor Brainiac’s collection.
 Battle Intros
1st and Third line animations: Toriel simply enters the stage and says her first line while an Undertale-style dialogue box opens reading “Toriel Blocks the way!”. After her opponent says the second line, the dialogue box closes up and Toriel says the third line.
2nd Line animation: Camera shows Toriel in the middle of calling someone on her cell phone, she hangs up after noticing her opponent and says her second line while pocketing her phone.
Vs. Aquaman
Toriel: I heard you hurt a lot of people when you joined Superman.
Aquaman: I won’t be judged for defending Atlantis.
Toriel: Then consider me on jury duty.
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Aquaman: You’re in a fight you don’t understand.
Toriel: Brainiac’s attacking Earth and the Regime’s still at large, should be enough reason for you to be in it.
Aquaman: You might think so.
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Toriel: You remind me of my ex, Aquaman.
Aquaman: But unlike Asgore, you can’t intimidate me.
Toriel:  “Unlike you, Asgore’s trying to redeem himself.” Or “Yet you’ve been fearing Superman before we came to the surface.”
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Vs. Batman
Batman: Why should I trust you?
Toriel: Frisk wants what you want, and so do I, Batman.
Batman: We’ll see.
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Toriel: I’m not really comfortable with this, Batman.
Batman: I need to know what you can do.
Toriel: Then forgive me if I make this quick.
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 Vs. Atrocitus
Atrocitus: Asgore’s mistakes still anger you.
Toriel: I won’t join you, Atrocitus.
Atrocitus: “Do not deny your rage!” or “you waste a precious resource!”
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Toriel: I may still be angry at Asgore, but my answer is still ‘no!’
Atrocitus: You would make a powerful Red Lantern.
Toriel: I decide what to do with my rage, not you!
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Vs. Bane
Bane: I expect Mount Ebbot has strengthened you.
Toriel: I find that hard to believe, Bane.
Bane: Prison forged me into a god among men.
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Toriel: What a miserable creature.
Bane: I’m actually quite content, cabra.
Toriel: Batman has my sympathies for putting up with you.
Vs. Black Adam
Black Adam: You abandoned your species.
Toriel: I left Asgore to protect any humans who fell.
Black Adam: Yet the fact you’re out here tells me you failed even there.
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Toriel: I can’t ignore the blood on your hands.
Black Adam: You’re no match for a god.
Toriel: Shu’s Stamina can’t protect your soul, Adam.
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 Vs. Black Canary
Black Canary: So, how’s Frisk?
Toriel: They’re alright, How’s Connor?
Black Canary: Being a good little hatchling for the sitter.
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Black Canary: It’s a look, I’ll give you that.
Toriel: I’m not sure I’d look good in spandex anyway.
Black Canary: Point taken
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Toriel: Batman insisted we practice.
Black Canary: I've got a list of things to teach you.
Toriel: By all means, Dinah, teach me.
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Vs. Blue Beetle
Blue Beetle: Shall we duel, your highness?
Toriel: Technically, I’m no one’s queen anymore, Jaime.
Blue Beetle: That’s a shame, I’ve only heard good things about you.
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Toriel: I don’t like having to fight, least of all having to fight children.
Blue Beetle: Hey! I’m old enough to drive!
Toriel: Somehow, that’s not helping.
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Vs. Brainiac
Toriel: Your pointless cruelty ends today.
Brainiac: Your power cannot touch me.
Toriel: My magic only needs to ‘touch’ your soul.
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Brainiac: You fail to see mercy in being collected.
Toriel: To my people, it would only be like Mount Ebbot all over again.
Brainiac: But I bring deliverance.
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Vs. Captain Cold
Toriel: I’ve lost loved ones too..
Captain Cold: Don’t give me your sob story.
Toriel: Why not? You’re using yours to justify siding with Grodd.
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Captain Cold: Fire and ice…
Toriel: At this point I’m tempted to melt that gun.
Captain Cold: Maybe I’ll freeze your hands before that happens
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Vs. Mr. Freeze
Toriel: Can’t you see the harm you’re causing?
Mr. Freeze: What I do, I do for Nora.
Toriel: You think she’d want this from you?
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Mr. Freeze: Could your magic cure Nora’s illness?
Toriel: I’m sorry Victor, it won’t on her condition.
Mr. Freeze: Then you are of no use to me.
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Vs. Catwoman
Toriel: So you’re working for Batman now?
Catwoman: Everyone deserves a second chance.
Toriel: (skeptical) I hear this is technically your third chance, Selina.
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Catwoman: I only take from people who can afford it.
Toriel: Batman and the police seem to think otherwise.
Catwoman: Well, I guess even you can’t argue with Batman.
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Vs. Cheetah
Toriel: What a miserable creature.
Cheetah: (scoffs) I don’t need your pity, Toriel.
Toriel: Know that you’re getting it anyway, Cheetah.
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Cheetah: I hear Frisk is challenging prey.
Toriel: I promise you won’t get to find out.
Cheetah: Then I promise your dust will coat my fur.
Vs. Vixen
Toriel: So Vixen, do Ebbot Monsters count as in The Red?
Vixen: I can’t tap into your power with the totem, but yes.
Toriel: In a small way, I find that comforting.
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Vixen: Save the really hot stuff for bad guys, okay?
Toriel: I don’t use more fire than I need to.
Vixen: Should make for one hell of a fight.
Vs. Cyborg
Cyborg: You’re a couple of revs out of date.
Toriel: Jokes about my age? That’s almost disappointing.
Cyborg: you won’t feel that way in a second.
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Toriel: Think of it as your rehabilitation, Victor.
Cyborg: I’ll never get over Metropolis.
Toriel: There are better ways to deal with grief.
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Cyborg: This ain’t even your fight, Toriel.
Toriel: I’m here to get you to break off this Regime.
Cyborg: Hell freakin’ no!
Vs. Grid
Toriel: Why are you here?
Grid: In destroying you, perhaps I will gain emotion.
Toriel: Some people who murder tend to lose emotion, Grid.
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Grid: Your magic gives you control over the field of battle.
Toriel: Perhaps you could say I give new meaning to a ‘scorched earth’ response? Heh?
Grid: I wish I could be amused by that line.
Vs. Deadshot
Toriel: Is someone hiring you to try to kill Frisk?
Deadshot: Sorry, Assassin/Client privilege.
Toriel: (Glares) I’ll personally see that you and your client give Frisk an apology.
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Deadshot: I’ve never hunted goats before.
Toriel: Not sure you’d want to want to hunt one that shoots fire.
Deadshot: Eh, I’ll try anything once.
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Deadshot: Think you’d scream like a goat if I shoot you?
Toriel: I have absolutely no desire to find out, Mr. Lawton.
Deadshot: Now I gotta know.
Vs. Doctor Fate
Toriel: What can you tell me about the fate of my people?
Doctor Fate: You will share the same fate as humanity.
Toriel: Well, at least I know no one’s sealing us in a mountain again.
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Doctor Fate: your children defied fate to free your people.
Toriel: ‘children’? You mean it wasn’t just Frisk who breached that barrier? What are you talking about?
Doctor Fate: I already said too much…
Vs. Firestorm
Firestorm: Magic vs Science, the ultimate showdown.
Toriel: More like fighting fire with fire.
Firestorm: Let’s see which of us burns hotter.
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Toriel: So what’s it like for the two of you to share a body?
Firestorm: It’s like thinking in stereo.
Toriel: I’m not positive, but I think I know someone similar….
Vs. The Flash (Barry Allen)
Toriel: Batman insisted we practice.
The Flash: Can’t run from a fight, can I?
Toriel: There’s no shame if there are better options, Barry.
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The Flash: I gonna say, I’m amazed at what Frisk has done.
Toriel: I’m sure they’ll be happy when I tell them you said that.
The Flash: After this bout, I might save you the walk home.
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The Flash: Think you’re fast enough?
Toriel: We both know ‘slower’ opponents have hit you before.
The Flash: Can you be intimidated? Just this once?
Vs. Jay Garrick
Jay Garrick: This old timer could teach you some things.
Toriel: I’m much older than I look, Mr. Garrick.
Jay Garrick: Then let’s see what you got to show for it.
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Toriel: So you rely on speed? Not much else?
Jay Garrick: This’ll be over quick, chum.
Toriel: Even Frisk needed more than speed to get past me.
Vs. Reverse Flash
Toriel: Your pointless cruelty ends today
Reverse Flash: Tormenting people serves a purpose.
Toriel: “Then I think I’ll enjoy seeing that ‘purpose’ reduced to ash.” Or “The line won’t fly with any judge, Thawne.”
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Reverse Flash: Even in my future you monsters have been a pebble in my boot.
Toriel: I’m guessing you’re here to wipe us out?
Reverse Flash: It’ll be a small comfort for being stuck in the past.
Vs. Gorilla Grodd
Gorilla Grodd: Humans must disgust you.
Toriel: If they did, why would I adopt Frisk?
Gorilla Grodd: They’d serve better as a slave than your ward.
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Toriel: I can’t ignore the blood on your hands.
Gorilla Grodd: Man has oppressed apes for centuries.
Toriel: Apes hardly fare better with you around, Grodd.
Vs. Green Arrow
Green Arrow: I left my universe for this?
Toriel: I’m guessing you don’t have monsters where you’re from?
Green Arrow: At least not of the cuddly pun-loving type.
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Toriel: Your choice of weaponry is most curious, Oliver.
Green Arrow: I know where to place my shots.
Toriel: I’ll just have to keep my guard up, then.
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Toriel: Your choice of weaponry is most curious, Oliver. 
Green Arrow: Dinah thinks my weapon is just fine.
Toriel:Then unlike your foes, I’ll trust her judgement.
Vs. Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Toriel: Batman insisted we practice
Hal Jordan: Here to see the master at work?
Toriel: More like ready to put you through… the ringer (giggles slightly)
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Hal Jordan: I guess you heard; Guardians want Frisk as a Green Lantern.
Toriel: You can tell the Guardians Frisk’s mother said ‘no’.
Hal Jordan: Pretty much the reception I expected.
Vs. Green Lantern (John Stewart)
Toriel: It suddenly occurs to me I rarely see professionals as superheroes.
John Stewart: You ain’t exactly a seasoned crime-fighter yourself.
Toriel:  Fair point…
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John Stewart: Where did you come from?
Toriel: My people were sealed underground for millennia.
John Stewart: I’m almost afraid to ask why…
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John Stewart: Frisk would make an excellent Green Lantern, Toriel.
Toriel: You can tell the Guardians Frisk’s mother said ‘no’.
John Stewart: That’s gonna be a problem….
Vs. Harley Quinn
Harley Quinn: Hey good lookin’!
Toriel: Surely you could go for better than an old goat like me..
Harley Quinn: Learn how to take a compliment, sweetie!
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Toriel: Batman insisted we practice.
Harley Quinn: How about slaps and tickles in ten paces?
Toriel: (nervous laughter) hehe.. interesting idea, I think?
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Harley Quinn: I’m workin’ for Batman now!
Toriel: No need to convince me, Quinn, I already trust you more than Diana.
Harley Quinn: Hah! Makes me wish she heard that!
Vs. The Joker
Toriel: What a miserable creature..
Joker: Could you be any more melodramatic?
Toriel: I’d take it over your sick jokes any day.
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Joker: That’s quite the petting zoo you live in.
Toriel: Except you can’t afford the price of admission.
Joker: How adorably misinformed…
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Vs. Poison Ivy
Poison Ivy: I know about Flowey.
Toriel: Whatever you’re planning with him, I won’t allow it.
Poison Ivy: You don’t have a choice in the matter.
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Toriel: I can’t ignore the blood on your hands
Poison Ivy: The Green must be restored.
Toriel: Batman has my sympathies for putting up with you.
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Vs. Robin
Toriel: Care to justify betraying your father and his code?
Robin: Because he’s spectacularly wrong!
Toriel: And what if you might be wrong?
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Robin: You’re burning the wrong bridges.
Toriel: I’ll burn more than that if it keeps the Regime down.
Robin: Not as long as I’m around.
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Toriel: So what kind of mother was Talia?
Robin: No woman could surpass her.
Toriel: I wager it’ll be easy to best her in disciplining you!
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Vs. Scarecrow
Scarecrow: The humans you failed to protect still haunt you?
Toriel: I can’t dishonor them by lying, so yes, Scarecrow.
Scarecrow: I can work with that….
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Toriel: (coughs from accidentally inhaling fear gas) What…. is this…?
Scarecrow: Welcome to your nightmares made real!
Toriel: Then forgive me if I make this quick.
Vs. Supergirl
Toriel: Kara… your name sounds similar to the first human I adopted.
Supergirl: That a problem?
Toriel: Let’s just say I’ll try to keep this professional.
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Supergirl: I’m still learning my way around.
Toriel: Then we have that in common at least.
Supergirl: Let’s see what else we have in common.
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Supergirl: So you monsters attacked Frisk, then adopted them?
Toriel: We already resolved that problem, Supergirl.
Supergirl: I’ll be the judge of that.
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Supergirl: So you monsters attacked Frisk, then adopted them?
Toriel: Didn’t your cousin declare war on the planet that adopted him?
Supergirl: Kal didn’t set the best example….
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Toriel: If you want, I can take you in, Kara.
Supergirl: Thanks, but the Kents already volunteered.
Toriel: That’s a pity, Frisk would’ve liked having you around.
Vs. Power Girl
Toriel: (distracted) That outfit… is most.. interesting……
Power Girl: Eyes up here!
Toriel: I messed this up, didn’t I?
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Power Girl: What Earth did they snatch you from?
Toriel: My people were sealed underground for millennia.
Power Girl: Aren’t we a couple of misfits?
Vs. Superman
Toriel: So you must be Superman
Superman: You sound disappointed.
Toriel: Frisk told me you used to be better than this.
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Toriel: You still have much to answer for.
Superman: Who are you to judge me?
Toriel: A mother of a child whose heart you broke!
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Superman: I took one life to save millions
Toriel: Even one death can be too much, your Regime is proof of that.
Superman: Do you even know who I killed?
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Superman: I took one life to save millions.
Toriel: Care to explain your attacks on Gotham and Metropolis then?
Superman: (voice gradually trails off to suggest doubt) I needed to stop insurrection….
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Toriel: You made a mistake killing the Joker.
Superman: I did it for Lois!
Toriel: “And look what you’ve turn into!” or “That same rage nearly made Asgore like you.”
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Superman: Your magic doesn’t frighten me.
Toriel: Keep up that thinking, and you’ve already lost.
Superman: (condescending tone) Is that so?
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Toriel: I look at you and suddenly think I’ve been too hard on Asgore.
Superman: What give you that idea?
Toriel: Unlike you, Asgore’s trying to redeem himself.
Vs. Bizarro
Bizarro: You Bizarro new worst friend!
Toriel: (tries to imitate Bizarro’s speech) Uh… Me dishonestly prefer being new best enemy?
Bizarro: Bizarro-vision make you happy!
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Toriel: I’m not sure how to deal with you.
Bizarro: Me fight for lies, injustice, a-merry-can way.
Toriel: Talking like that is just one reason you’re hard to help, Bizarro.
Vs. Swamp Thing
Toriel: You’ve got to let us monsters rebuild, Swamp Thing.
Swamp Thing: Not at the expense of the soil.
Toriel: “Then know you’ve left me little choice” or “Frisk told me you were a compromiser!”
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Toriel: I thought all monsters were sealed in Mt. Ebbot.
Swamp Thing: I’m of no relation to your people.
Toriel: Guess I should’ve figured as much.
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Swamp Thing: Keep your distance from me.
Toriel: Something the matter?
Swamp Thing: Fire is no friend of mine.
Vs. Wonder Woman
Toriel: Hippolyta desired peace for the world.
Wonder Woman: As does her daughter.
Toriel: On her behalf, I’ll reteach you what you’ve forgotten.
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Toriel: Frisk used to be a big fan of yours, Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman: ‘Was’ a big fan?
Toriel: You disappointed them when you lost your way.
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Wonder Woman: You’d be wise to surrender.
Toriel: (incredulous) Does it look like I care what you think?
Wonder Woman: You’ll care when I make Frisk kneel before Kal.
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Wonder Woman: The Regime created peace.
Toriel: Humanity living in fear is NOT peace!
Wonder Woman: You’ll learn to see it our way.
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Toriel: You betrayed humanity AND Frisk’s faith in you, Diana.
Wonder Woman: Would it be so hard to trust us again?
Toriel: Forsake the Regime if you want to talk trust.
Vs. Darkseid
Toriel: Are you here to hurt Frisk?
Darkseid: Whatever I can’t control, I must destroy.
Toriel: (in a low, yet angry tone) Then I’ll see you endure achieving neither, Darkseid.
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Darkseid: I will break you for Granny Goodness.
Toriel: My fire has other ideas.
Darkseid: Mine is the fire that forges stars.
Vs. Red Hood
Toriel: You’ve been walking a very dark path, Jason.
Red Hood: I’m the cure for a sick, sad world!
Toriel: You sure it’s not the Lazarus talking?
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Red Hood: Ra’s Al Ghul saved my life.
Toriel: I suspect Ra’s sees you as a pawn.
Red Hood: Not on my watch.
 Vs. Starfire
Toriel: I don’t like having to fight, least of all having to fight children.
Starfire: I think we both know reluctance won’t help with this fight.
Toriel: Then forgive me if I make this quick.
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Starfire: You know, I think Papyrus and Frisk would make good Titans.
Toriel: That’s kind of you to say, Starfire, but I should still say ‘No.’
Starfire: You’re not the first mother to say ‘no’ to Titans, Toriel.
 Vs. Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero: The Lin Kwei would benefit from your powers.
Toriel: I somehow find that insulting.
Sub-Zero: You misunderstand my intentions.
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Toriel: Fair warning, my fire magic can hurt your soul.
Sub-Zero: It will be met with unrelenting cold.
Toriel: Then forgive me if I make this quick.
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Toriel: I can’t ignore the blood on your hands.
Sub-Zero: Only bloodshed will save this realm.
Toriel: “The Regime already proved folly in that line of thinking” or “Just ask Frisk, there are always better options.”
Vs. Black Manta
Black Manta: What the hell do you want?
Toriel: After seeing the people you’ve harmed, what do you think?
Black Manta: I think you just dug your own grave.
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Toriel: I’ve lost loved ones too.
Black Manta: I buried my heart with my father.
Toriel: There are better ways to deal with grief.
Vs. Raiden
Toriel: Seems now we both bear the burden of protecting our worlds
Raiden: It is a burden few are fit to carry.
Toriel: For Frisk’s sake I’ll bear it as long as I have to.
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Raiden: I sense great power within you.
Toriel: Power I intend to use to keep Earth out of both Brainiac’s and Superman’s hands.
Raiden: You require training to defend it.
Vs. Black Lightning
Black Lightning: We’re both teachers and parents, Toriel.
Toriel: And if what I’ve been doing is any indicator, we’re technically both superheroes.
Black Lightning: What else do we have in common?
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Toriel: Batman insisted we practice.
Black Lightning: Can’t pass up a chance to learn.
Toriel: “True, even teachers should know when to be students” or “I know I shouldn’t either, Black Lightning.”
Vs. Hellboy
Toriel: Did the B.P.R.D. send you after me?
Hellboy: Gotta do what I gotta do, pal.
Toriel:  Then know you’ve left me little choice...
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Hellboy: How do you plan to beat me, lady?
Toriel: Simple, is your soul fireproof?
Hellboy: Guess we’ll see about that.
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Hellboy: You should meet my friend, Liz.
Toriel: She from the B.P.R.D too?
Hellboy: You’d love her, she’s a real fire-starter.
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Toriel: You’ve lived peacefully among humans, yet you feel like an outsider?
Hellboy: Never been sure where I belonged.
Toriel: Perhaps you can find a home among my people, Hellboy.
Vs. Atom
Toriel: (half-jokingly) I’ve got a ‘small’ thesis i want to test, Dr. Choi.
Atom: (chuckles slightly) And what might that be?
Toriel: That I can track your soul even when it’s sub-atomic.
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Atom: Fighting is easy if you know physics.
Toriel: Never thought about that, but it does make sense.
Atom: Allow me to demonstrate, Toriel.
Vs. Enchantress
Toriel: Release June before I make you do so!
Enchantress: Would you rather be my new vessel, Toriel?
Toriel: Even if I lose, you‘ll only get a pile of dust for your trouble.
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Enchantress (June): I can’t help it, she has to be let out!
Toriel: (in a resassuring tone) Stay calm June, I can get you out of this.
Enchantress: Okay hero, let’s play ‘save the world’.
Vs. Leonardo
Toriel: So where are you from, exactly?
Leonardo: The New York of a different Earth, why?
Toriel: Just wanted to know if you were a monster or not.
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Toriel: Batman insisted we practice.
Leonardo: Sparring always starts on time.
Toriel: (slightly reluctant) Some of us are less accustomed to this than others, Leonardo.
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Leonardo: I’m guessing you’re a mutant too?
Toriel: My people were born from magic, not mutation.
Leonardo: That’s a new one...
Vs. Michelangelo
Toriel: I can safely say I didn’t see this coming.
Michelangelo: Think it’s time to reboot your console.
Toriel: Whatever that’s supposed to mean...
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Michelangelo: Let’s skip this, I’m starving.
Toriel: Tell you what, I’ll bake you a pie after this bout.
Michelangelo: Sounds awesome! count me in!
Vs. Raphael
Toriel: Need anything before this bout, Raphael? a talking to? a slice of pie, perhaps?
Raphael: I’m complicated, alright? lay off me!
Toriel: How curious, Chara once said the same thing....
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Raphael: New York pizza is the best, am I right?
Toriel: (teasingly) I don’t know, Frisk always told me I make the best pies.
Raphael: You’re definitely gonna have to show me and my bros!
Vs. Donatello
Toriel: I can safely say I didn’t see this coming.
Donatello: Or maybe you’re sleeping off a pizza coma?
Toriel: If so, I’m not letting Undyne pay for dinner at Supah Salty again.
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Donatello: How are you engineering a win?
Toriel: Simple, is your soul fireproof?
Donatello: Seriously miscalculated that one...
Mirror Match Intros
Player 1 Toriel: I can safely say I didn’t see this coming.
Player 2 Toriel: This whole multiverse thing does feel surreal, doesn’t it?
Player 1 Toriel: Just looking at you feels hard to wrap my head around.
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Player 2 Toriel: Need any help with Frisk?
Player 1 Toriel: Don’t you have your own Frisk to look after?
Player 2 Toriel: Yes, but I think they can have a duplicate for a friend…
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Player 1 Toriel: So, what’s different in your universe?
Player 2 Toriel: No Mount Ebbot, and I’m raising a teenager named Kris.
Player 1 Toriel: Now I’ve got to know more.
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