#manga is the best medium for sanguo because the incredible humour of making sima yi look like THEmost npc to ever npc

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

Sima Yi finally joins the court after spending 10 years draft dodging and pretending to have arthritis (at age 23!). Cao Cao congratulates him for his miraculous recovery.

Suddenly remembered that sima yi comes from a long line of stupidly tall giraffe people. His oldest brother was 1.9m and actually got accused of cheating on a test when he was a kid because no one believed he was only 13. His grandfather was like 2m. Laws of probability and genetics dictate that sima yi was above average height, to his own detriment.

#manga is the best medium for sanguo because the incredible humour of making sima yi look like THEmost npc to ever npc #and then have him come in from behind at the end to sweep the fucking board is UNMATCHED #sanguo #sima yi #cao cao #wips