#magic rizz

[jeeyuns]

#911edit #eddie diaz #eddiediazedit #911 #mr. eddie “i do not panic” diaz: #'i just want magic' #everyone else: wtf. how did any of your relationships happen? #eddie “no rizz” diaz: uh...it wasn't me #t gifs #t creates #118 parallels

[luci-luck]

They are discussing the most sophisticated ancient fashion styles

#mlp fim #mlp #mlp redesign #mlp friendship is magic #mlp g4 #mlp rarity #rarity #mlp twilight sparkle #twilight sparkle #rarilight #autism rizz

[lanshappycorner]

Helloo! Wirth and Shuen shenanigans for the art requests!

hiii <33 so happy to draw this theyre the besties ever to me !! also i drew another thing (kind of relevant) (ft orter)

#orter (sentimental) happy that wirth has shuen as a friend bc orter himself didnt have many friends growing up vs shuen getting rizzed up #but also shuen and wirth r so funny together. for the longest time i glossed over the text when watching and though shuen was one of the- #-magia lupus and on second watch i was like no wait. he isnt LMAO hes just there because wirth asked him to beat someones ass for him😭😭 #but he got his ass handed to him...they both did......double L i love that for them. losers together #mashle #mashle magic and muscles #wirth madl #wirth mádl #shuen getsuku #orter madl #orter mádl

[lavendersartistry]

Me: a multishipper

Also me: qpr ship between Kickin and Eve in SpellCasters

#moi speaks #spellcasters au #critter magic au #hmmmmmm cmere cool kfc birb #go rizz dogday's adopted sis

[beaft]

the thing about magic that you don't realise until you start learning it is that it's 90% about the performance. anyone can learn how the tricks are done and practise them until they look natural - but if you can't pad it out with all the distractions and patter and misdirection stuff then nobody's going to fall for it, which is a shame given that stage magic is at its core a deeply autistic hobby

#i was in a magic society for a year and i sucked ass at it #failed the deception/sleight of hand checks every time due to my dyspraxia debuff and chronically low rizz #i can still do a few card/coin tricks but it tends to be embarrassing for everyone involved

[sword-opera]

also speaking of Rolan i may or may not have started a playthrough as him and ofc hes my new little prince of darkness bc i had new dye mods to test

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 rolan #my screenshots #bc in my other playthrough astarion was my little prince of darkness his gear is now all dyed baby pink and hes livin the magical girl drea #shart meanwhile currently looks like a little jester #and gale...? im tryna give gale rizz so bad but im only human okay i love him but.... #i DID yoink out his mystra earing tho like GIVE ME THAT lol

[kimjunnoodle]

yall i don’t think being normal is an option for me anymore

#the butterfly is on my desk and i can’t fucking breathe like #like did he just have those or??!?! WHERE DOD IT COME FRKM #I KNOW IT WAS A ‘MAGIC TRICK’ BUT IM STILL NOT OVER IT AND I CANT I WONT BE #THE RIZZ THE EVERYTHING #i’m blushing and kicking my feeet rn #i’m glad i’m black bc my face would have been fucking red in them pics i #i he’s ruined me #no one will ever compare to that shit i can’t do this 😭 I NEED HIM WHAT THE FFUCKKKK

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

quivering rn what the heck

baron from the baronies is something that can be so personal actually

ough

#fantasy high #baja’s blasting #the sheer unadulterated aromantic horror in his and rizz’s interactions jesus christ #‘everyone else will find someone they care about more than you’ hey. hey what if i cried #brennan lee mulligan why did you do this to me #the raw fucking dread the science with rizz seeing everyone he knows falling in love or dancing or making out #coupled with this freakish mannequin thing insisting that it is his romance partner. what the fuck #‘you are quite unlike your parents’ hey what the fuck man #and the fact that baron comes from a mirror which ties him into how riz perceives himself…aaaaaa #what if i cried. what if as in i am and have #AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO #it’s so sorrowful and realistic and terrifying and oh my god #i just can’t get over it. it is an amalgamation of riz’s fears of his friends all moving on from him after high school #and settling down romantically #it’s just so shfofksiokgnririe #AND THE FACT THAT BARON IS CREATED FROM A LIE RIZ TOLD IN ORDER TO FIT IN. HOW HE CARRIES BARON AROUND IN HIS SUITCASE #BECAUSE U CARRY THAT AROUND THROUGHOUT YOUR DAY #the horror of being in the closet is displayed so purely #also like. being aroace is really scary. it seems like everyone else has something magical that you never will #and you can’t attain it #and just jelstieoektkvkksir #they really did it justice #never gonna recover #sorry i wrote this before i learned that baron uses they/them :( #ignore my lack of lore knowledge #what i lack in facts i make up for in vibes

[its-paperd]

so. rizz poledances as both a comfort activity and an exercise :]

[ with a body like that, he might as well be flexible in be /j ]

#✨scribbled paper'd #rizz cruz #MAN WEARS SHORT ASS SHORT FR BAHAHAHAHAH #ecto has to be summoned while doing so so that he can spin around the pole easier and cling to it better #and it also can help burn some excess magic so :D #anyways runs away /j #ecto body

[recurring-polynya]

On the continuing topic of Hitsugaya and amanattou-- I think it's very funny that Hitsugaya gets made fun of for liking something that is broadly regarded as a grampa-candy, but amanattou was invented in the Edo era, so it feels like it should be pretty fresh and happenin' by Soul Society standards. Or is it? What is the trajectory by which a thing becomes uncool, aside from young people making fun of it? How does that work in a society where old people continue to stick around and dominate the cultural narrative?

#strictly speaking hitsugaya IS the youth and yet he is clearly among the top ten least cool people in soul society #other sweet bean enjoyers include ukitake. kaien. nanao. and renji. #that's a real collection of people who are like a magic eye puzzle of Appears Cools But is Actually Very Square #except for nanao who appears square but in my heart is secretly extremely cool #anyway i hate to hear children described as 'old souls' but hitsugaya was definitely born with geezer-rizz and i. for one. love this for hi

[jokest3r]

Gale incredibly in love with the psychopathic dark urge tav that has no interest in him in Act 1 but is amused with his wooing antics and falls in love with Gale on accident in Act 2:

#baldur's gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #putting spoilers even if it doesnt seem like on #my tav with everyone: we're all such good friends :) #everyone: trying to get into his pants #at first i didnt want to romance gale but his forwardness has interested me so we'll see #thought id end the save at that #ill post an update on whether or not i go through with it #gale has no rizz yet all the rizz at the same time #he pulled up and made an aurora borealis magic trick out of his ass how am to deny that isnt the most heartfelt and heart wrenching- #love confession ever? #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale

[bumblingbabooshka]

Processing some things

Also the fact that he's crouching with his hands on his knees is so cute to me for some reason?? He does this in another episode too - the one where Chakotay finds a symbol on an unknown planet...it's just so adorable to me. He could just lean down but no. Also of course his fingers are spread again - GOTTA utilize the whole hand whenever you do ANYTHING (if you're Tuvok)

#anyway. he's so pretty I'm gonna bite my arm off spongebob style. #Tuvok in the Maquis: I'm gonna spy on these criminals but also?? I'm gonna try out a new eyeshadow look. #Tuvok calling Neelix 'sir'....one and only time v_v treasure it Neelix #Do these replicators make clothing? (yes.) Will they make me a uniform like yours~?? (No. They most CERTAINLY will NOT. <3) #<- also Neelix is naked and Tuvok brought him a towel in a way that was very theatric but also very 'lets dry you off' #like...not just handing it to him #I love Neelix's scrappier early seasons vibe <3<3 #I also like whenever he was like 'GOD these Starfleet people are a bunch of BABIES...eat the damn leola root. It's good for you~!' #I FROGOT KES WAS HELD CAPTIVE BY THE KAZON???? KES ARE YOU OK??? #Kes: I'm told I'm too curious...it's my worst quality~ <- and then the writers never let her out of sickbay #In my ideal world Kes & Neelix are like brother and sister (harkens back to Neelix's lost family and gives a slightly more sympathetic #reason for his overprotectiveness which would now not be romantic jealousy but still something he had to let go of for them to truly be #friends) and also Kes tried every work station aboard Voyager...every episode she's somewhere new but her MAIN job is still in sickbay #Kes is in a pseudo cult and she said nu uh I believe in a different pseudo cult and I love that for her #Kes: I don't want to be dependent on the caretaker!! (reasonable) Our people have magical mind's abilities that allow us- (ok Kes) #just bc she was right doesn't mean it's not a WILD thing to think HEhehehe #SNRKEHEHEHE HARRY STOP TOM CAN'T TAKE THIS #Tom: How can I let down the only friend I've got~? / Harry: Friend? What makes you think I'm your friend~? / Tom: -sobbing into his pillow- #Neelix saying 'Well...the fool needs company!' ok <3 I'm twirling my hair a little....got a bit of rizz... #literally an hour ago he was willing to leave them all for dead and now look at him #OUG hTom Paris the racism....ough the racism...not even the fantasy alien kind.......oaaau ugh oh it hurts the real world racism..... #TOM NO STOP TALKING!!! TO M NO THE RACISM - TOM PARIS !! TOOOOM!!!!! <- walter white screaming meme #(remembers its Harry's FIRST mission) a different kind of pain.... #Janeway and Tuvok holding hands: We're so fucking doomed. This is a terrible position and we have to do what's morally right but #by doing this we're going to be trapped here - maybe for the rest of our lives and not just us but the entire crew. But we have to #do this horrible thing BECAUSE we're good people. #<- not enough attention is paid (including by me bc I forgor) to the fact that Tuvok was with Janeway when she made that decision #and backed her up...just a sad little moment to themselves #OOF Tom...three for three on the racism....TOM #Neelix's sales pitch...yeeAAAH~!!

[ddarker-dreams]

I feel like you have poetic rizz

i can only wish that were the case. poetry is unfortunately my greatest weakness, my achilles heel... i don't know what iambic pentameter is no matter how many times i read a definition for it. at least i can do haikus. anything other than that is destined for failure

#i had to google rizz because all i could think of was that ginger lady who drove the magical school bus #answered #moonieie

[noahhawthorneauthor]

For the third time this morning, Michael says, “Sir.”

I shoot the jinni a glare. They’re seated behind a desk, glasses perched on their nose as they goes through my correspondence. He’s dressed in the same black suit he’s usually in, a contrast to my disheveled look. “For the last time, nothing’s wrong.”

Michael snorts, going back to his work. “Right. So you’re fire breathing for no reason at all.”

“Fire breathing?”

“Yes. Fire breathing. All that huffing and puffing you’re doing could burn down a house.”

❄️🏳️‍🌈📚✨

Elochian is such a stoic brooding demon that even his bodyguard calls him out on his bullshit.

#matsdotter and adrastus #queer books #aelina isaacs #indie books #phantom and rook #book meme #meme #fantasy author #indie author #dark academia #melancholy rizz #queer romance #queer book #queer author #writeblr #writers on tumblr #writing fantasy #magical realism #urban fantasy

[torgawl]

neuvillette tasting water as a hobbie is the funniest most in character thing i've ever heard

#the magical girl transformation on the teaser was so cool he's like a fairy #i am so excited for this patch #i haven't played it yet and i'm already so ready to punch people being mean to melusines and neuvillette 👊 like pow pow how dare you #also i'm so confused with wrio's name 😂 isn't it supposed to be rizz-lee?? #but anyways IT LOOKS SO GOOD #and we get to be a spy yeyeyeyey

[evenstarfalls]

Carmen Farooq-Lane the woman that she is. Miserable pathetic sad and the women want her so badly. How does she do it.

#carmen farooq lane #the dreamer trilogy #tdt #jordan hennessy #liliana tdt #i love her i miss her how did the manage to pull two magical girlfriends in 2 books #the rizz she must have. i don't understand it but i believe in it