Aaaaaand again with the shitty Wi-Fi. Anyways, I found Mondo borrowing Evelyn & Evelyn the Quibble heads’ keyboard to write some song about a “pretty-in-pink Monster…” (who is probably Toorie, knowing Mondo.)
(SPRIGG-)
Hm ?
I didn’t say anything.
yeah uhh nope we werent saying anything
Oh , Okay .
Anyways, thanks fo helping us, Maggpi.
Anytime! But I’ve got to go now, I have a feeling Tawkerr and its Napoleon complex are picking on another Monster.
Oh
Alright , See You When We Visit Here Again !
cya maggs
Bye.
(Maggpi leaves the scene to go stop Tawkerr from biting someone like the angry chihuahua he is.)
Okay, we have to leave Cold Island now.
…Hey , Where’s The Spurrit Of Adventure ?
It’s a huge boat, Toorie, it could be right in front of u-
…Huh?!
the fucking boat is missing
Yeah well, no shit, Mondo.
Where Did It Go ?!
I think I may know where it went.
(The gang turns around to face Urceus the Strombonin. also hi @paidexp)
Huh ? Who Are You ?
oh thats urceus
we made friends with her when you were sleepin
More like “made acquaintances,” really. We haven’t really interacted much.
alr
So… where did it go? The Spurrit of Adventure has all of our books and food and extra clothes on it, plus it’s our only form of transportation.
I have seen it drifting away to Celestials-know-where.
Excuse me, it WHAT?!
Drifted away.
But-
But How ?! When I Tied It To That Icicle , I Tied It Really Ti-
…Oh . It Was An Icicle.
You tied it to a fucking WHAT?!
Don’t Blame Me , Please ! I Didn’t Know They Broke Off That Easily !
toors its a fucking icicle
its solid fucking water
Well , I Grew Up In A Place Where It Was Hot All The Ti-
bWAAAAAAAUGH amimimimimimimimir
…
What Was That
Oh, that is just Shell. My Strombone.
The hell is a Strombone?
Cold-weather snail. Every Strombonin—like me—has one. Shell is supposed to keep me company, but they’re more of a snoozer than anything.
BWAAAAAAAAAH amimimimimimimimir
Can’t they stop snoring?
No.
Anyways, let’s go find that boat. We are getting off-topic here.
Okay ! But , Didn’t You Say It Drifted Away ?
toorie if theres one thing you need to know its that strombonins are HELLA good at jumping from ice floe to ice floe
…Oh . But My Leg Is Broken -
ill carry you
(Mondo, with a load of effort, lifts up the taller Toorie.)
O-Oh , Okay . If This Is How We’re Going To Go 😅
I can tell this is going to take a while, plus I can’t type while jumping from floe to floe, so I’ll stop typing no-AAAH!
(Mondo Grabs Sprigg as well, and follows Urceus, jumping from ice floe to ice floe—and the occasional mini-iceberg—almost falling in the water a few times.)
WOOOAAAAAH !
HEY—OW! MONDO! WATCH! THE!! FUCKING!!! LEAFSTALK!!!!
SORRY I CANT BE CAREFUL IF THEYRE GOING THIS FAST
GALV-FUCKING-DAMMIT.
What is the hold up? Do you all not want to get to that boat quicker?!
UH YEAH WE DO ACTUALLY
MONDO, IF YOU’RE GOING TO—OW!!!
Mondo , I Know We Are All In A Hurry , But PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE Watch Sprigg’s Leafstalk !! That Is Kind Of Like Their Antenna !!!!
OK FINE
(The trio continue to desperately follow Urceus as she hops across the ice at a speed to fast for them to follow. She suddenly stops at the tip of a medium-sized iceberg, and the rest catch up to them, panting and exhausted.)
So…. where’s…. the boat?
…I am afraid it is all the way over there in the distance.
(The trio gazes in horror as they see the Spurrit of Adventure with all their stuff, drifting miles away.)
galvdammit
Mondo ! Language !
Don’t worry. We can paddle that ice floe over there.
(Urceus points at a medium-sized ice floe, about as big to fit 5 Monsters, right below the iceberg.)
Oh , Good ! Let’s Go , Then !
(They all climb down the iceberg, Toorie being carried by Mondo, down to the ice floe.)
toors do you have something stuffed in your hair that can help us
Ummm … Yeah ! This Pizza Peel .
Excuse me, but why do you have a damn pizza peel stuffed in your hair?
I Thought It Might Be Convenient .
Well, it is now. Toorie, start paddling!
Okay , Got It !
(Toorie, with all of her might, paddles toward the Spurrit of Adventure. Mondo the simp helps, too, paddling with his hands. With a TON of effort, they finally make it to the boat.)
Finally …! We’re Here !
Thank You , Umm-
You may call me Urceus.
Okay , Thanks , Urceus ! We Couldn’t Have Done It Without You .
…And was Shell sleeping through all of THAT?!
What can I say, they are a sleeper.
BWAAAAAAAAUGH amimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimir
k thanks
…This may be one of the only times I accept thanks. Anyways, I have to leave now. Goodbye.
Alright , See You Next Time If We Ever Visit !
(Toorie Waves Urceus goodbye as the boat drifts far away from the ice floes. Urceus then proceeds to jump back to Cold Island.)
* Yawn * All That Jumping Has Made Me Slee…..snooooooooooork amimimimimir
yeah me t..honk shoo honk shoo HOOONK shoooo
…Aaaaand the others are sleeping. Well, I guess I should go “hit the hay,” too. I’ll stop typing now…
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ANYWAYS I’m going to do what the trio is doing and go be eepy
(also again I’m sorry if I wrote Urc wrong-)
-Mod Jimmy 🗣️
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