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spacebee · 8 months
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quiet morning before school :)
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mellowsadistic · 1 year
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Gluttony
Mary banged the tray of her highchair angrily with her fists. “No! I’m not eating that! I’m not!” She was practically bouncing up and down in her seat. Her breasts, barely concealed by her pink, princess-themed bib, bounced along with her, and her enormous adult nappy crinkled loudly.
“Oh yes you are, missy,” her mother said sternly, placing down a bowl of baby food in front of her fussy, thirty-year-old daughter and putting her hands on her hips. “You might have been a fussy food critic back when you were still a grown-up, but that’s over now. You’ll eat your num-nums like a good girl or else you’ll go to bed with a red bottom tonight! Or maybe I just won’t change your diaper all day. Would you like that? You’ll probably make a big poo-poo in your pants not long after you finish your lunchies. Do you really want to spend the rest of the day waddling around in a messy nappy?”
Mary’s face went scarlet. “You can’t treat me like this!” she cried furiously. “I’m a grown woman! You can’t talk to me this way!”
“I certainly can, little lady,” her mother said mildly. “The courts made it clear that you have to spend the next three years as a baby, and that means eating like one too. Really, it’s no more than you deserve after all those horrible reviews you wrote about those poor little family restaurants. And to think, all those things you said weren’t even true! Personally, I think it’s a good thing their lawyers tore you apart and got you sent back to Pampers. I clearly went wrong raising you somewhere, so this will be the perfect chance to give it another go.” She dipped a plastic spoon into the bowl of baby mush and lifted it to her daughter’s pouting lips. “Now say aah!”
Mary didn’t open her mouth, but her mother pressed the spoon forward all the same, smearing her lips with baby food. It was some kind of strained carrots mixture, and to Mary’s refined pallet, it tasted utterly disgusting. She was used to dining in fine restaurants, dressed up to the nines and being served by handsome waiters. To have all of that taken away, to be sent back to live with her mother, strapped into an oversized highchair being force-fed infant food, it was almost more than she could handle. But the truth was, she was hungry. And she really didn’t want to be stuck in a dirty diaper until bedtime. Hesitantly, she opened her mouth for the second spoonful.
“Good baby!” her mother cooed. Most of the food went into her daughter’s mouth this time, but she made sure to spill a little down her chin. Her daughter was just so cute with a mucky face!
Mary wrinkled her nose in disgust as she swallowed the carrot purée, but obediently opened her mouth for another bite. She might as well get it over with quickly, she decided. But her mother had every intention of savouring the experience. For the rest of the meal, she waved around the spoon like an aeroplane (“Open up the hanger for Mummy! That’s a good girl!”) or making chugging sounds like a train (“Choo-choo! The train’s coming up to the tunnel! Open wide, baby!”) while Mary sat there, blushing and feeling totally stupid, and by the time she’d finished the bowl, her lower face and bib were covered in baby food.
Her mother dropped the spoon into the plastic bowl with a clatter and whipped out her phone. Mary’s eyed widened, but before she could raise her hands to cover her face, her mother had snapped a picture of her.
“This one’s going straight onto Facebook,” her mother said happily to herself, looking down at the picture with adoring eyes. She was clearly thrilled her have her baby back.
“Stop it, Mum!” Mary wailed. “It’s bad enough that I have to do this at all! I don’t want everyone else to see! Please!”
“Oh hush, baby,” her mother said, taking a cloth and getting to work wiping her daughter’s messy face. “There’ll be no hiding this, so you might as well get used to people knowing. Not that I’d want to keep my adorable little girl a secret from anyone! Now come along, sweetie.” Mary found herself being lifted up out of her highchair and hoisted into her mother’s arms, her bottom resting on her hip. “Time to go into the living room. You’re not quite done feeding yet!”
“What?” Mary asked, confused. “What do you mean?”
“You haven’t had anything to drink yet, silly!” her mother chuckled, but that made Mary frown. Why were they leaving the kitchen then?
Her mother went through to the room next door and took a seat on the sofa, laying Mary down against her, her head resting against her chest. With a plummeting sensation in her stomach, Mary realised that she was probably about to be bottle-fed. But her mother didn’t seem to have one with her… Then she lifted up her shirt, and Mary saw the maternity bra beneath.
“No!” she shrieked. “No way! I’m not doing that! I’m not!” She tried to get up, but her mother held her down.
“You will if you want a nappy change anytime today, sweetheart.” And with that, she shoved the nipple of her breast into her daughter’s mouth, and held her head against her.
Mary looked up into her mother’s eyes desperately, silently pleading with her, but her mother just looked back warningly.
For a few moments, Mary didn’t move. She just lay there, her cheeks bright red with shame, her lips clamped around her mother’s breast. And then, with a low, embarrassed whine, she started to suck. Thick, rich breastmilk poured down her throat at once, warm and sweet and horrible. But once she’d started, the milk flowed into her mouth, and it was difficult to stop.
“That’s my good girl,” her mother crooned softly, brushing Mary’s hair. “It’s so lovely to do this again. It’s such a good bonding experience for Mummy and baby. After you got sentenced, the courts recommended a doctor I could speak to, and I was amazed at how quickly he said he could induce lactation. There’s a very special drug he gave me that helped me start doing it almost straight away! And the best part is, the doctors said the milk it produces is addictive! Isn’t that amazing? Just think, after a few weeks back on the breast, you’ll start to crave it. I can’t wait to see you tug on my skirts in public and beg for a breastfeed!”
Mary squealed with horror around the nipple in her mouth, but her mother barely noticed. She was too busy giggling at the thought of her adult daughter pleading for a suckle in front of her friends. “It’ll be so adorable! And just think, when your Regression Sentence ends, I’ll actually have to wean you off my boobs!”
Mary cringed with shame and clenched her eyes tightly shut, still continuing to guzzle down her mother’s breastmilk at a steady pace. She was starting to feel bloated, and for the first time she wondered, with a pang of fear, whether her slim, sexy figure would survive two years of baby food and breastmilk. She was very proud of her tight, toned stomach, but now the vision of herself with a slightly pudgy belly appeared in her mind. Just a little bit of baby fat, but enough to turn her from sexy to cute. She could just picture her mother and her friends pinching her cheeks and blowing raspberries on her tummy, and the thought made her want to sink into the sofa and disappear.
At last, her mother gently pulled her head away from her chest, and her nipple popped free. Mary groaned. She was feeling very full.
“Well done, baby girl,” her mother cooed. “That’s one down. Only one more to go!”
Mary whimpered. She was about to complain that she’d had enough, when she was distracted by a sudden pressure in her bladder. She gasped. She didn’t know if it had been something in the food, or another quality of her mother’s special breastmilk, or if it was something else entirely, but the need to pee had arisen so quickly and powerfully that she barely had time to react. Her hands clutched at the front of her nappy, her eyes went wide and, while her mother looked down at her with a grin, she started to wet.
“No!” she squealed, and her mother tittered.
“Uh-oh! Looks like it’s tinkle-time for Mummy’s wittle princess! There’s no need to look so scared, sweetie. That’s what your nappy’s for!”
Mary just lay there in shock, trying in vain to stop the flow of the warm rush of pee as it soaked her diaper. Worse, she could feel a rumbling in her tummy that let her know that it wouldn’t be long before she was doing something even yuckier in it.
“Mummy promises you’ll get used to all of this, darling,” her mother went on gently. “Yummy baby food, yucky nappies, and of course, plenty of time snuggled up with Mama, drinking from her breasts. We’ll be doing it all every day for the next two years – even out in public!”
At that, Mary started to cry, but her mother just shushed her gently and guided her other breast into the woman’s waiting mouth. She was sure her daughter would feel much better with a full tummy.
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3.1.24 Friday
1:01 am
I still have windblow... i feel bad.. I feel bad on something... I feel bitterish...
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1:31 am
I wanna leave this town... I feel hurt, 17 years too much of trapping for nothing...
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8:12 am
Uncle DD is here brought a food to cook. I will just get a 1k for me to use it to apply again coz I used my money here to buy food from the past days...
The gasul is really shouldered by me... But I don't like them he and Aunt Karen coz they are not really sensitive on my beauty needs if I don't have money. I asked other people for my facial wash... Even Uncle Jun is not sensitive...
9:03 am
Uncle DD is here and Chian awhileI don't like them... Asking for my picture and all my ID's pictures are missing... I really wanna cry...
Get out of my hair please!!!!
I didn't give any pictures yet... It should be here on my table...But it's gone... I don't have big money, if they will take any stuff here.. I really wanna cry...
Get of my hair please! I will cry!!!
Chian and Me we are not that close...I don't like them, she is closer on Uncle DD. I don't like them... Did chian get my picture now? Those are my old and only copies... They are all getting my memories...
I feel agitated....Family is a family supposed to be...But they are on George's family even that Uno,I don't like them...
Get out of my hair for 1 7 years,since 2007...
9:45 am
I know I put my evolution of ID pictures there at the table... It is my memories... It sadden me so much if someone took it as well as the red heart cup of John is missing...
My stuff I just bought my alarm clock and my pimple facial wash all are there, I bought it using my salary money in Conduent....If someone will take my pimple medicine, I will really cry coz I don't have money to buy again... I'm out of fundings....
Will bound to Amazon now....I'm in the Bus now...I feel agitated...
I really feel agitated, good luck on my interview and exams...
9:51 am
I wanna be Manila girl, hoping I can get a consistent job... This windblow is taking my lives as well for nothing since 2007...I feel so frustrated and hopeless... I didn't expect my aging will be like this... Plus, Mitch if she gave me that "simple battery"? Why, does she needs to hide and distance if someone is not guilty at all... Or did she do a game plan for her???
12:08 noon
Done on Amazon....Now, eating my lunchie somewhere and I'm having headache due to heat outside and cold inside the mall...
Off to Teleperformance after lunch and will buy advil for my headache.
I saw a "Porsche" awhile ago,I wasn't able to wave... I forgot to bring "handkerchief", I only have tissue here...HaHaHa...
3:33 pm
Hmmm Going home.... Hmm...Where are my pictures....I feel bitter...
Uncle DD is strange... They are becoming famous and successful and I hate them with George's family... I feel jealous even to Chian...
I still have windblow.... I will just wait for the call coming from Eperformax and Amazon their process is on-line virtual... I didn't push through to Teleperformance coz the application process is on LRT or MRT Metro Point...
I also went to "Entain Manila" at Double Dragon Tower 3 but they told me they need people who have 6 months experience... I feel hurt, I asked how can I earn those months if they will not take me in? The lady said it is their requirement. I said Thank You but it sadden me so much...
I feel bitter coz of this call center... I need a job and money...
4:58 pm
I got my bugs spray for human skin.... Yehey! I will be protected by these...
Plus, I'm in the house now angels...
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Bought some drinks from "Mugs and Plates" there outside our gate of South Garden just turn left after the Muslim School. Walking distance from the South Garden Gate.
I got French Vanilla for me and Mango Grayhams for nana...
Open from 11 am until 12 midnight angels...
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7:08 pm
This Uncle DD is commenting negatively on the electric bill,this Uncle Jun is asking 200 pesoses from Uncle DD for him to lift up Uncle DD.... It is like donation on him...
This Uncle Jun doesn't likè me in a way...
The issue now Uncle DD is reacting negatively on our electric bill coz he is handling the fundings... He said it is high now... I said it is more expensive if nana will get sick and needs to be confined in a hospital.
We need money...I need money... I need a job... I don't know what to do...
7:55 pm
Still, my evolution of picture are gone... Someone took it... I can't trust Uncle DD or anyone in the family. The red heart cup of John is missing...
8:09 pm
It is here potang inah... Who put my evolution of face under the sofa???
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Application/Resume pictures are all under the sofa...
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But the red heart cup and syrup of John is still, missing...
9:18 pm
I need a month or 2 before actually passing my application on Amazon, it is hellish angels...
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final-script · 2 years
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Forbidden| Julian Brandt
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Pairing: Julian Brandt x Reade Sumary: You decide to break the rules Warnings: English is not my first language !!!.
Please read this: X
Many timelines of these stories do not coincide with the present. Because I wrote them a long time ago. ---------------------------------------------
I arrived at the team in a very different way than everyone thinks I did, when I came to introduce myself to the photo booth, I did it with my mum's last name. because i knew that if i did it with dad's would give me everything easy and i didn't want it to be that way.
Only those who follow the Leverkusen have always known who is Dad (Heiko Herrlich), who debuted at the Leverkusen and hung his boots at the Dormunt but who eventually returned to their roots but this time to direct them.
When he learned about what he had done, he was initially angry but later glad to know that it was by my own hands and of course he forbade me from having a link with some of his "boys".
But for me he was forgotten, when I met him.
It was during the photographic section that was made to present the kits for the new season, first the group photo and then in the studio individually.
They were going through, one by one, until he arrived , the number 10 was his dorsal .
But I remember that what caught my attention most was his blond hair and a rather shy smile on his face.
Y/N-""are you always like that? Or are you just shy in front of the camera?"
J-"I'm just shy when I see a beautiful girl behind her (that comment made me blush) I'm Julian by the way.
Y/N-" I´m Y/N" (I said with my cheeks still on)
J-" I know who you are, the coach's little pride.
Y/N-" Oh, I didn't know that dad will talk about me in the trainings.
J-" You do it, you're like your big motivation
Y/N-"I'm glad to know that, but now we're done with this, before someone comes". I took some more pictures and when I was about to leave...
J-"It would be bad if he invited you lunchI" instantly remembered what dad had told me, but if he didn't know it would be all good"I know that your father forbade us from inviting you out, but I couldn't avoid it, what do you say?
Y/N-"I am forbidden to go out with one of you, but if you don't know I don't think anything happens.
That same day after the training, I in my car and he in mine, we gathered for lunch in my department, where we also spoke, met more and promised to go back.
We did so 8 months, 8 months in which to hide from dad for, but on the exact day we turned 8 months out as friends he decided to ask me to be his girlfriend and also that day he wanted not to hide us anymore and tell Dad we are together.
Before starting the training, my love and I approached Dad.
Y/N-" Daddy, you have a minute" Coming behind him with Julian next to me, which he turned to see us in front
H-" hello honey, you do here". I took the photos from outside the field. "And your Brandt go training."
Y/N-"In fact, there is something we want to tell you". Take deep breath and talk. "Julian and I... We are together, listen to you... I know that you".I've never been so nervous about anything)
H-"I knew it". Oh my god, I think I'm going to die.
J-"But... Ho... How.
H-"It wasn't hard to realize, you smiled more than normal and Julian thought it worked better and better, I won't say anything, only if you make cry for something other than happiness, I think the time will come when he took off the courts"
J-" Of course not, I will take care of it with my life I promise".
H-"I wanted to hear that, but now to work and training." He said when he saw that everyone had arrived, so I kissed my boy shortly and went for my camera to start with the work.
On that day we could say that we had started a long relationship that would be strengthened years later. When my birthday at the end of the morning workout, after the team and players surprised me with a cake, i asked for my wish and the first thing i saw when i opened my eyes was to the love of my life placed on his left knee and with a red velvet box in his hands.
That was the moment I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with this man.
J-"what do you say my love, do you want to marry me?"
Y/N With tears in my eyes I nodded, while he placed the ring on my left ring finger. -clear that I did love, of course I want.
He stood up and kissed me, under the applause of everyone here
J-"Thank you for accepting, you made me the happiest man in the world" . Giving me lots of kisses.
Oreana: Listen, I wanted to let a few days pass but...
J-"What happened, you're okay, you want... ". To stop talking, I took her hand and put her on my belly so she could understand the message and apparently did it as she hugged me very hard but with care."Thank you"
I think we're complete, we'd get married and have a baby.
Simply perfect.
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Many timelines of these stories do not coincide with the present. Because I wrote them a long time ago.
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heavtheange · 7 years
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Let's try an angsty "how they first met" story next. Imagine the boys when they're little, kindergarten more specifically, both unsure about going to school or if anyone will like them. Young Michael finds himself in a rough situation with some rude and mean bullies, until a certain someone comes to his rescue. And from there, blooms a beautiful friendship that would inevitably turn into love later down the line.
Pac-Man Lunchbox
Baby Jere and Mike are so fuckin cute omg ahckwbdlxbwi!!
They were too precious for high school, I wish they never grew up…but at the same time I don’t, since if they stayed kids forever they wouldn’t become a couple later down the line.
Anyways, enjoy the fic!
Jeremy’s first day of Kindergarten wasn’t the best day. First off, he wore a Kitty shirt to school, which caused some kids to make fun of him, since kitties were only meant for girls. Jeremy didn’t think so, but he still regretted wearing it. Then, they made fun of his lunchbox, a metal pail that was shaped like Pacman. The other kids called him a nerd, which Jeremy hated. Why does he have to go to school, anyway. Kindergarten was the place where mean bullies and teachers were created, and Jeremy despised it.
Until recess came along.
Jeremy sat in the corner of the playground set in the back of the school. He leaned against a metal fence and quietly ate his sandwich while watching the other kids play and have fun. The boy saw them and learned that he will never be like them. He would never have friends, he would never get to play ball or swing on the swing set with anyone. The boy’s large blue eyes started watering, and soon he started crying. Jeremy doesn’t deserve friends; Jeremy deserved to be alone forever.
“Hey, kid! Give us the box!”
The outsider looked up to where the voice was, afraid that it might be one of the other kids yelling at him. Instead, he saw two bigger kids across from him, yelling at a different boy. The boy had thick black hair and dark skin, with humongous glasses that went over his brown eyes. He looked scared and confused as the two bullies walked towards him.
“W-Why? Don’t y-you have your o-own lunchies?”
The two bullies laughed at him after he said ‘lunchies’. “Look kid, my mom and dad got me a stinky sandwich. And it had a living animal inside it! That’s disgusting!” The other bully spoke after him. “You don’ want us to eat an innocent animal, do ya?” The boy was still defensive, pulling his lunch pail close to him…which was shaped like a Pac-Man ghost!
Jeremy couldn’t believe his eyes, he nearly let his PB&J fall to the floor. You mean…there were other people that liked Pac-Man?
“P-Pwease. L-Leave me a-awone,” The boy said, shaking. The bullies just went forward. “Come on, just give us the lunch! You don’t need it!” The boy stepped back, looking extremely scared. Jeremy couldn’t take it anymore. He had saved Princess Peach from the big bad Bowser plenty of times, as well as Princess Zelda from Ganon, so he can take on a few bullies, especially when picking on a boy who actually liked video games just like he did.
Jeremy stood up, zipping up the rest of his sandwich into a plastic baggie and walked over to the two bullies. “Hey! Meanies!” The older kids turned around. “What do you want? Get lost, dweeb!” Jeremy still stood his ground. “Stop making fun of him! That’s not okay! You both are just no good bullies, and I won’t take it! I have defeated the evil Bowser AND Ganon, which means I’m be biggest hero in the world! So you better back off or I’ll be forced to use my MASTER SWORD!” The nerd held up his hand, as if carrying an actual sword. The two bullies just looked confused, but the boy who was getting picked on had his eyes gleaming with his mouth gapped open.
The bullies were about to say something when someone appeared behind Jeremy, the teacher. She had a huge scowl on her face and fire in her eyes as she stared the two boys down. One bully looked at the other, “L-Let’s get outta here!” And the two left, with the teacher chasing after them, leaving Jeremy proud and confident. I finally defeated the bullies, the dreamer thought, and all with my great Master Sword!
The other kid with the Pac-Man ghost pail was still in awe, now smiling gleefully. “T-Tank you!” He said enthusiastically. Jeremy walked over to his new friend. “No problem!”
The nerd pointed to the lunch box, and then held up his. “I like your lunch box!” The other nerd’s eyes gleamed even brighter once he noticed they had matching ones. “Y-You like Pac-Man?! I thinked that only I did!” Jeremy’s eyes gleamed with his new friend’s. “I-I did too! What’s your name?!”
“Michael!” The boy said. The other held out his hand. “I’m Jeremy.” Michael accepted Jeremy’s hand and shook it rapidly, but Jeremy didn’t care. All he cared about was finally having a friend. An actual friend who he could play ball with, play video games with.
A friend that will be there for the rest of his life.
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c64 · 7 years
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The Ultimate C64 Games List Have you ever wondered about the amazing Commodore 64 game list? Yes, we have too - there were loads of them. Problem is that is was a while ago now. This list was compiled to jog the memories:
Operation Wolf
roger frames buys budjiit games
fox fightsback
ace & ace II combo
bubble bobble
tantric mouse wars
home office
salsa con artist
commando ninjas
world flee
blood sparse
ruby of thermogington
jettison railway
ice band
spiderman vs magoo
caravan madness
hulk vs hogan
hunk attack
jet set billy
monkey tennis
score me
addis abbaba karate international +
balloon wars
cloud paste
live at budokan
boris yeltsin vodka challenge
banjo time constructor
emelyn hughes ‘super’ soccer
opium fright
shoot em up penelope
lagoon of carabon harbungo
open heart burglary
frost bandage
diamonds are for women
car spike wheel burst adventure
crazy communists
square man runs up ladder III
treasure island kittens
barrell falls down IV
spoke damage
princess kidnapped 8
undercarriage catastrophe
reminder PRO
Jazz North
Pub Golf
Avalon - Land of the Rust
SimPub
Pregnant Gymnastics
Womb Cook-up
Animal Olympics
NASA Pinball Fantasy
Jed saves christmas
Horace goes Knifing
Time Orifice
Axe-wielding Comedians
Karate Blister
Ornament Erector
Building Smoke Out
Q Bert the Revenge
Trellis Abundance
Titchmarsh v Oddie - Greenkeeper Challenge 88
Co-op Warriors
Sand Veterans
Grass feathers
Morose Wind
Scube Whackey
Escape from Liverpool
Puppy Smoker The Outburst
Roll yer Own Challenge
Hackney Masterblaster
Connect One
Purple Chins
Cotton Developer
Haircut Zest Fair
Trophy Masser
Race Kings Alive
Hazel Irvine’s Whirlwind Badminton
Jazz Rasta VI
Jensen Buttons Nipple Dash
Maze Bomber 909
Speed Chess
Curling Avenger
Rope Twisting Example
Scourge of Daxus
Roy Castle’s Record Breakers
Organ Flexology
Cliff Richard’s Ambiguous Soccer
Revenge of the Feminists
Wax cluedo
Tennis Trumpeteer II
Maximise the Point
Sheep Monopoly
Weight Gain Olympics
Travel Guise
Roger Mellie’s Ice Darts
The Legend of Les Dawson
Blanket Snitch
Tales of the Underformed
Grave Digger 6
Onion Pro 2
Moon Ship
Turbo Trousers
Turbo Walking
Welcome back to the Island of Penny Farthing
Breathing Challenge
Run for President [Ukraine Edition]
F1 Parcel
Awning Inventor
Cello Beat
Super Accelerator Fridge
Crazy Ambulance
Burst Kidney Mopup
Save China
Chemistry Ninja Teacher
Boat Painter Design
Dogs of Fury
Furry Dog*
Beyond the Forbidden Biscuit
The Handlebars of Hashani
Bird Mother
Audio Frenzy Piano Lessons
Short’s Lair
Chun King Farm Life
Jimmy White Teaches Typing
Cif Blaster
Defenders of the Fish
Sandal Behaviour
Alien Food
Thatcher goes to School
Bob Dillons Boxing Farce
Gorbachev plays Chicken
Wayne Gretsky’s Ice Wallet Charity Challenge
Armalyte III - Springburn
Popcorn Death
Vast Salt EU
Virtual Drudgery
Chain of Accordions
Runner Cities
Yellow Bist
Lost Sandals
Train Slow
Sherlock Holmes in The Year 2047
Lost and Profound: Darkness Shop
Dust Police
Borrowed Money
Internet Maze
Slipstream Cowboys
Guns of Dryness
Alpha Scabs
Crusty The Friendly Chimp
Rice Inflator (Super Pack)
Archie McPherson’s Weetabix Head
Denis Law’s Accent Challenge
Dougie Donnelly Dune of Hair
Graeme Souness Must Be Barking
Boon - The Game
Taggart Teens
Emmerdale Goes to Pitlochry
Coping with Eastenders for the under 5’s
Death in the Family Joke
Coloured Fights
Outdoor Darts
Wrist Truffle
White Water Snooker
Sea Quest Powder Seeker
Copious Spandex Run
Mr Motivators’ Taxi Challenge
Breakup
Flapjack
David Dimbleby's Amazon Adventure 12
Frost on Sunday
TV:AM The Early Years
Moira Stuart’s Music Creator
Upside Down Ice Cream Revolt
Vat of Galt Toys
Fist of Fireflies
Tunnel Browner
Stocking Ladder Bless
Lingerie Tycoon
Up & Down with Freddy Mercury
Guitar Slayer
Drum Shake Friends
Wacky Traffic Lights
Oreo Frisbee Games
Hedgehog Relax
Roofer
SimWoman
Bent Angler
Super Horses
Fishing for Tims
Ketamine Kraziness
Shout Appeal
Daz Crime Alert
Tension Ramble
Monitor Crossbones
Stookey Chase
Cardinal Hippos
Marigold Mincers IV
Shane Ritchie’s Up For Everest
War Kind
Question Slime
Bishop Sailor
Grudge Chess
Shoplifter 6
Bed trapper
Saloon Swingers 5
Yells of Tallmouth
Athletic Trombones
Wheel Smicer
Trends of Fashion-hope
Wacky Prostate
Bag A Cow
Pronunciation Fun
with Jackie bird
Landlord Dodge
Stuart Tipney’s Bread Throw Out
Date Checker
Gary Glitter’s Subliminal Message
Frozen Bibs of Babylon
Bricklaying Challenge
Wall Tidy
Reverse a Unicycle
SimCleaner
Pick Pocket Champion 1983
Glorified Yungs
Hungry Hungry Hernias
Marble vest
Ship To Shore
What’s My Rake
View My Braces
Burp: Deluxes
Romeo and Juliet Bravo
North vs South 2 : west vs East
Corner of Flatland
Spherical Eye Bless
Under the Oceans of Armpit Forest
Outrun Birmingham (Spaghetti Junction Edition)
Sweat like a bahookey
SimBarber
Developer Roundabout: Salt Lake Boredom Factor
Wig Breathe
Telecoms Tycoon
SimBeggar
Window Sparkler
Martian Crotchet
Bin Race: Baghdad to Bucks
Limpet Picker 4
Bout of Gout
Fist of Starfish Cave
Revenge of The Ponchoed Ponces
Peruvian Mountain Rally
Pyramid Scheme
Wheelchair Rollers
Disabled Relay
Plastic Bellamy
Escape From The Care Home
Quest Far There
Sigmund Freud’s Phallic Challenge
Location Location Location
Tombola
Pharmaceutical Births
Fun Run
Telethon
The Shat Cat Strikes Back
Poo Displease
Oxymoron - School Clown Dress
Nuns on The Run
Rub a Dug
SimWork
Girl Demander
Tiny Fire Use
Spell Cracker
VirtuaBus
Horse and Cabbage
Hippyhunt
Bug Wrestler
Elmer Fudd’s Bugle Fun
Sesame Street for Mute
Vaccine Madness
Sing-a-long-outhouse
Virgin Wedding
Carry Me Right
Existential Spam
Professor Caressor
Blind Spot
Dowary 4
Backwards Todel
SimFolkSinger
Austrian Summer Fun
Think Game
SimShirt
Mum’s Gone To Iceland
SimShoes
Dad Ravage
VirtuaBurp
Record Deal Blunderer
Vinyl Earth
Pork Love
Candid Carrots
Testament of God
Jasper Carrot’s Comedy Puke
Slug Slugger
fISHMONGER 8
Javelin Jackson
Action Babes 7
Deniable Door Whizz
What’s My Remainder
Shave Me Doris
Ferrari Shaving Adventure
SuperToboggan
Fire Ski
Trowel Turmoil
Soap Detector
SimPigeon
Permit Chief
VirtuaCurtain
Wander Beyonder - Galaxy of Hands
Foot Small
Failed Janine Nurse Player
Bonnie Langford’s Dive of DEath
Cheesy Cheeks 9
Teryaki Throw Throw
Organised Library
Chrome Crunch
Defeat The Dragon XII
Sleeve Beast
Snorkel of Skeleton Mask
Bilge Crusader
Derivative Nonsense
Chip Shop Challenge
Fallopian Tube Gatherer
Short Sharp Shock
Public Pool 2
The Remorse of King Tooth Prize
Mobile Shop Catch
Dentist Revival
Pizzaboy
Return of the Shoulder
Attack of the Maharajah
Farm Variety
Ring Sting VI
Pokey Barracus O
Pyromania [Schools Edition]
Canteen Calamity
Scratch My Scurvy
A Team of Guys
Commercial Insertion
Alien Bold
Walk to Run
Talk Show Live
Wacaday
Tickle Me Hazel
Get to Doctor Green Helmet Arrival
Kirsty Gallacher’s Pony Tail
Bube Tube
Stu’s News
Finger By Jove
SPinach Wars
TrolleyDash IV
Coco Bianco
Can Lift Channel 4: The Game
Spider and Kite
Really Big, Really Small Advent of Tetrapak
Drainblock: Plumber Hero Chronicles
Clammy Elbow
Rinse, Spin and Wash-o-matic
Virtual Carving
Aqua Fridge 4
Milk Charge: None Today Edition
Dose of Lactose
Fruit for Fuel
SEGA Gums
World Cup Baking
Trauma Recentness
Void of Linda
Calculate My Room
Slow Slow Slow, Now Fast
Myrtle’s Spongy Threat
Round the Town: Hull
KLIX Vending Machine Panic
Suitable Suit
Trinidad vs Tobago
Coma Dream Alert
Lose Your Tail
Sudden Trump
Castle of Rugs
Dreadful Quincy
Murder You Write
Salt n Pepa: My First Lyrics
Ferry to the Island of Bins
Up to Maximum
Thanks Goth: Black It Out Decision for Survival
Thorax and King: Temple of 10 Thumbs
Shave or Swim
Spar - Double Time Price Wars
Wooden Office
Windbush: the Quest for Haribo
Thing Commander
Gusset Sweeper II
Military Cocktails: An Interactive Guide
Spillers Winalot
Gus Hiddink: Ladies-Man
Spinal Injury 4
Dungrudder
Dungrudder II
Alan Titchmarsh’s International Samba Karaoke
Gluehead 2 - Back to the Bag
Dogwrestler
Virtual Biscuit Pro Edition
Future Boots
Horace gets an enema
Goth v Ned - The Reckoning
Roy Hudd’s hut folding 3
fondant wheelbarrow challenge
squat thrusting in high denmark with Mr. T
git that skateboard oot ma bed
2 fast and furious - the angry diet
skeptics ranch 4
whippet trigger
cod’s extreme bass fishing
Meatloaf’s leotard attack
smashing gantry with len ganley
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janitor pleaser
janitor pleaser II
janitor pleaser III
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sing-a-long-a-jim-diamond
belgian ring stretch 4
heather mills dance off
sulk or bulk
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tony roper’s pope trophy
ship shape and bristol fashion (twin pack)
dan hipgrave’s hip grave
catarrh hero 2
Joseph Holt’s cow safari
barking cats 3
Debbie Gebbie
Rally through Tesco
Piano Catcher
Harold Bishop’s Hutch Touching Compendium
Cardboard Harbour
Guess What’s in the Baxterbox
Extreme Welsh Dentistry
10 Disciples Tickly Bits [denmark edition]
Zebra Dancing 2
Tractor Painting 3
Cindy Crawford’s Virtual Cooperage Pro
Anderson Shelter Designer International
Ambulance Neglecting
Pigeon Surprise!
Chilly B’s Cartography Masterclass
Paralympic Legends 1985
Angry Sue’s Penthouse Disaster
SimFlorist
Amazing Mace
Grimsby Love-In
Trilby Mechanic
Karl Lewis’s 6 Meter Dash Pro
Smoker 8
Collateral Ramage
Horse Drawn Prawn
Firebomb Kirkcudbright
Space Huff
Star Wars: Jedi High Street
Ooft Ooft 2
Flyhunter
Nadeem the Hamster
Bucky Bash II
Schnitzel Wars
Derrick Organ’s Calamity Chinfest
Malky Malky II: The Chib
Venison Crayola
Peter Shilton’s Saucey Canary
French Letter of the Law
Penguin Squeezing
Sodastream Challenge
Arthur C Clarke’s Mysteries of Dunfermline
Skin Complaint 2
Felicity Kendal’s Migratory Kennel
Thigh Trouble III
VirtuaWendy
Pebbledash Apprentice
Thrush Reduction School
Alan Randy Tanner Shows You How
Sim 9 O’clock News
Adult Colostomy
Ray Mears’ Survival Chimney
Brunch Arranger
Pro Pencil Throw
The Continuing Adventures of Nice ‘n’ Soapy
Lunchy Munchy
SimKettle
VirtuaCarpet
Snack bar etiquette
arm harm 4
saucy haulage 9
swimming with trousers on
Thora The Exploder
High Jinks on Highway
Wrist Exposure
Looking After God’s Neck 6
Frog Polishing
Harrison Ford Harrassment
Shampooing Buffalo with Betty Murchie
Unravelling Scobie’s Quotient
Alistair’s Wheels
High Speed Loaf Assembly - Knead For Speed 2
Detolionia - A World of Disinfectant
Coal Punishment
Table with Bilston Glen
Who Is Douglas Bader?
Sharpen Your Trowel with Baden Powell
Bambi Leg Stabilisation
Pimp My Sideboard
Crematorium Capers
The Burning Coupon
Fireplace Customiser featuring Annette Benning
Force 8 Golfing Atrocity Pro-Am
Trout Swiping (Mexican Edition)
Village Idiot Racing 2
Fridge Racer 4
Parrot Force 7
Amish Disease Aversion
Pro-Am Celebrity Road Kill 3
Major James Hewitt’s Blew It Game
Advanced German For Industrial Foundries with Keith Chegwin
I’m A Celebrity, Shave My Arms 8
Mortar Mixing With Fiona Bruce
Self Harm with Hartley’s Jam Jam, Arm, Harm, Barn (Farm Edition)
Deadly Riddles with Bo Diddley, Nicolas Ridley, Ken Dodd, Dodi al Fayed and the Cast of Grease
Not Poodles but Pot Noodles 2
Shed Holder vs. Vijay Singh Sing-a-long a Hitler Hillman Hunter 2
Hearing Aid
Beige Chevette 5
Ian Botham’s County Balls
PramFace: The Revenge
Nebulous Nockers
Hot Knifin’
Anton Rogan’s Potato Scone
Monotonous Madness
Sally Magnuson’s Nicotine Buzz
Doncaster Moose Pulling
Beer Goggle Challenge- Ultimate Edition
Pebble Mill - The Platform Game
Davro Goes West
Jelly Fish Juggling with Jilly Cooper
Ballroom Thighs - A Game For All The Family
Dog Plop Monopoly
Frank Tibbs’ Unanimous Cave  
Tripping Over Thimbles 4
Pebble Mill Pebble Dash
Humourous Toilet Noises 3
Carry On Corduroy 5
Drain Savage 2
Radio 4 Hoar Sampler
Binman Challenge
Boris Becker’s Jazz Complaint
Callcentre Supervisor Pro
Timpsons Manager 1986
Volcano Cheese
The Lemon Vampires of Dudley
Pablo Balloon’s Hernia Diagnosis
Virtua Social Carer
Eric Gluttony
Trouser Press Sabbatical
Alarm! Run! Knit!
Whitly Bay Mesh Collector
Martini Hinge Challenge
Vole Puncher 3
Tropical Slavery 3
Slattery Battery Chat
The Ambivolent Miner’s Chin Problem
Dog Warmer 9
Piano Stroker 2
Brian Hater
Brian Massacre
The Eyes of Salamine
Wingnut
Ruthless Removal of Wind
Egg Rugby 5
International Spine Swapping
Grand Prix - Live from Borehamwood
Farmed Nicaraguan Debris - Collector’s Edition
Spongy Marmite
Fun N Games in Chernobyl with Cheryl Baker
Fun N Games in Chernobyl II without Cheryl Baker
Semi-Pro Badger Excuses 5
Face Biter III
Eric Clapton’s Dead Shoes
Stop! Or my Mom will Shoot Ike
Kate Stits
Dawn French’s Fantasy Football
Giant Priority
Extendable Alien Hairdriers
A Masterclass with Ruud Hullit
Greggs Tycoon
Nail Filing with Stefan Edberg
SimLibrarian
Aardvark Juggling
Any Swedgers?
Civil Engineering Attack Force
Bible Edit III
Cactus Comparing with Terry Waite
Gunther’s Tasty Leather
Health Challenge
Catastrophe Pants
Superhero Draughts
SimJanitor 8: Smooth Moperator
Breath Club
Biting and Chewing
The Goose 3
Armadale
Sangsters 2
Extreme Chinese
Ned Poultry Farmer
Diabolical Gran Odour 6
Camp Action Man
Topless Skateboard Nun 2
Solving Simultaneous Equations Under Water (Bridlington Edition)
Hake Take with Less Than Jake (Celebrity Edition)
The Paul Anka Diaries
Makeover : Wallpapering Your Face 5
Blackhead Removal with Scaffolding Poles 8
High School Musical Shoot Out
Bad Air Hockey (Rotten Egg Edition)
Failed Airport Terrorism Attempt 2
International Banana Terrorist 3
Conventional Bra Wearing
Terrapin 2
split pea glee
gaseous monkey
Cheddarfest revival
moonfaced lung toucher 4
attack of the angry jam ballast
relentless margarine 3
buttergutter
clutter game
wasp wing clasp assembly
futurismysticalismism presented by Kenny Leveritt
pork chop aftermath
strict rector workings 5
detected vim spillage 2
simCOLOSTOMY
Gale Force
Pike Gardening
Ribble Valley Larvae Attraction
Marmite Spite
Sarah Brightman’s Secret Pro-Am Celebrity Tench Cremation
High Speed Paralympic Disasters 5
Savoury Tights 4
Advanced Scone Vandalism with Ruth Maddock
Workplace Victimisation Art 2
Egg Poaching with Prince Charles
Varnishing with Confidence Iggy Pop versus Eggy Pope (Slovenian Edition)
Sloth Pinching with Ewan McGregor
Shoot Deirdre Off Coronation Street As Many Times As You Like
Polished Ginger Bison Falling Over 3
Lego Smashing
Snorting-A-Surgically-Removed-Spaghetti Line Back Through Your Nose Championships with Keith Floyd
Slippery Cats Finger Sizery
Vernacular Spectacular - Regional Heats - Norway Vs Newcastle
Register Maniacs 4
Disabled Horse Fury 5
Turtle Hurlers
Des Lynam’s Mum
Horse v Dolphin: Requiem
rentokil bill 2
rat boy 9
cardboard harbour 9
vote for a wine side dish
Ministry of Justice: Writing the Constitution Sim Local Councilor
Puggy Paradise
Pan-London Kid Chase
Pirates on the Pond
Junior Project Manager III
Decide to Read Again
Nokia vs Motorola: Find the Phone Charger
Feed the Kids Coal (Bono Demo)
Tom Clancy’s Splintered Bell
Jellied babies
Shave the Llama
Jew Harp Hero (Harp not included)
Mum Trashers 4
SimSTD
ActuaMince
Square Peg Round Hole Challenge
Blockman vs DragonThing
Menopausal Madness
Ringbinder II
Equine Manouevers
The Mysteries of Michael Elphick’s Port in a Storm
Haberdasherie Heat
LGV STD
Half a Cider And You’re Laughing
Humourless Hags Return to Castle Frottage
Hungry Hungarian Housewives
Fake Tan Dylan
Super Who Did That Thunder in Tannadice
Swollen River Wheelchair Uh-Oh
Ruby Murray’s Curry from Anything
How Clean is your Mouth
Cilit Bangers
Why’s Dad in the Furnace: HD
R Kelly’s Gotham City
Gerard Kelly’s Diet City
Kendal Misery
Buff Women Crush
Supermarket Nuts
Dry Off - You’re Wet Too!
Xenophobic Elderly Home
Easy Rider: Trikes and Quads
Rise Up and Get Back To Bedford
Alan Sugar’s Finger Fiasco
Private Investigator: Carbon Footprints
Snakes on a Phone
Phone a Snake
Snakephone
Phoney Snake
Children In Need: One Can Survive
The Canterbury Compendium Featuring: Sinister Minister
The Godies ft. Hymn Brooke Taylor
Virtual Nun
Cheeses Of Nazareth
Nun Surfing: Birds of Pray
Dogs drink wine
nacho panic
ostrich borstal
bombscare in sacred cities of spain
spiral binding awards
biro spinning awards
spiro binning awards
Thora Hird’s Extreme Stairlift
Gammy Dodger 2
Hell Monger 5
Tag Nutter 8
simClaw
Mayonnaise Babies 2
Kissing With Incontinence
Dances With Wolverines
Come Dancing 3D
Dumb Dating 4D
Interactive Pylon Climbing
Fundamental Dish Cloth Equations
Haulage Wars 1 - Norbert Dentressangle vs. Eddie Stobbart
Haulage Wars 2 - David Heeps vs. C. Hinds Potato Merchants
White Van Driver Fashion Show
Greasy Dinosaurs Almanac
Terrible Tearing Sounds
Baste The Family
B&Q BBQ Standoff
May’s Rotary Chuckling
Spontaneous Fury
Induced Tap Dancing with Andy May
Your Lip’s Burst 2
Attack of the 40 foot Gingerbread Postman
The Dalgleish Index Escalator
Arthur Askey’s Crop Spraying
Alsatian Alien
Cow Painter 5
Impossible Cornering Technique with Ayrton Senna
Ann Frank 3D
Chop: Stand: Force: Interactive Cumnock Gala Day with Obie Trice
Dougie Donnelly’s Battenberg Cake Jumper Confusion Game
Mince Rinsing with Peter Alice
Wife Swab 3
Knife Swap 4
Gnome Drool Collecting for Beginners
Anger Manager IV
Uncle Tony’s Special Cupboard
Spilt Milk
Virtual RAC Guy Challenge
Michael Ballack’s Ludo Madness
Archie McPherson’s Apron of Chance
Gulls of Fury
Monty Don’s Embroidery Masterclass
Spammy the Dog
Rumbelows
Windows C64 edition
Mr. Minit’s Key Cutting Japes
Saved By The Bell End 3
Asp The Family - Snakecharmer Edition
Snoop Doggy Dog’s Dance Studio Workout
Taming The Shrew with Lena Zavaroni
VirtuaConkers
Sectarian Dolphin 4
Fly Phishing by J.R. “Hacker” Hartley
The Goth Temple of Gloom
The Hannible Lectures
simBiscuit (bourbon special)
Evostick Party
Bri-Nylon Guy 3
Skinflat Survival
Eaglesham Startrek
Bees In The Loft
Sandra Sandra
Justin and Colin’s Guide To Deep Sea Pipe Welding
Wayne Rooney Loony Toon Room for Kids
Pheasant Milkfloat Run
Late Ex in Latex 6
Dick Advocaat’s guide to coctkail mixing
To The Manor Braun
Tandoori Roti 3
Murder She Roti
Silence of The Prams
Emlyn Hugh’s Omelette Challenge
Josh Wink’s Tiddleywinks
Elvanfoot Butterfly Massacre
Carstairs
Monster Metros
Fuzzy-Felt Masterclass with Yuri Gagarin
Predator Paint
Eel Chair Regatta
Big Pants Comedy Skydiving
Bang! Bang! Bang! Oops…
Swindlin’ Yokels with Roman Abramovich
Outrun Bolton
Tony Blair’s Prole Crusher
Heather The Weather’s Fishnet Frenzy
Nick Drake’s Morose Warblings
Ape Attack!: Wishaw
Patrick Moore’s Tedium Personified
Chicken Gun
Barry Robson’s Beguiling Napper
C5 Grand Prix
Roll Me A Fat One and Get They Dishes Done
Brahim Hemdani’s Unremarkable Competence
Virtual Soup of the Day
The Rancid Horns of Leith
Super-Monday-Banana-Death
Ask Me A Graham
Undercarriage Return
Steve Ovette’s Erratic Frog
Tennis Stuart
Bomb Acrobat
SimAlcoholic
Girth Alarm 3
Alan Hanson’s Amatuer Granny Revival
Pickpocket Pro
Chinchilla Wrestling
Crouching Greyhound Hidden Danger
Poodle Judo with Judith Chalmers
Hedge Availability
Overwhelmed Whelk Farmer 2
Cupboard of Lentils 7
Sloth Borstal 2
Pro-Am Prawn Wrestling
Custard, Mustard and Other Rhyming Condiments
Cat Litter Lego
Jimmy Nail’s Book Corner
Navigating Cumbernauld Whilst Aggrevated
Hanah Barbera’s Meat Collective
Tensile Strengthometer
Betty Boothroyd’s Hooverathon
AfroClam
Attack of The Four Lipped Maneater
The Wizard’s Sleeve
J-Lo’s Bum Shelf Warm
Salad Dressing with Trinny and the Bigger One
Keith Floyd’s Damp Side of the Moon
Soviet TicTacs: Taste of War
World Cup Eczema
Mum vs Dad: Grab a Plate
Upside of Death VI
Ulti-Mugger: Wallet and Watch, Ta
Soft and Gentle 3: Roll On
MC Hammer’s World of Pantaloons
Restore Pet Cemetary
Audible Charm: Legend of the Gentle Trump
That’s Not My FInger!
Zoo of ham-fed Gibbons
Wake Up! You’re Not Dead Yet
Wake Up! I’m Limbless and There’s a Fire
Drifting Away: Grandad’s Final Slumber Party
Pyjamas.. At School?
Neil Buchanan’s Antler Attack
Cash In the Attic, Now In My Attic
Get Pregnant 5 - Civilised Scamming
Soda Stream: Hunt for the Gas Canister
Soda Stream II: But It Says Cola Flavoured!?
Invest in Me, I’m a Maniac
London Tube Track Scraper
Armitage Shanks
Virtual Log
Death Row Buckaroo
Labour Backbench Cage Fighting
Floaty The Finless Waterbeast
Vauxhall Advert Creator
Dragged 150 Yards: Bradford Joyride
Old Spice: She’s Yours
Unicycling for Pensioners
Unmentionable Chalky Taste 6
Island Pancake Mixing with Seb Blatter
Filthy Ventriloquist Stories
Eddie Vedder’s World Of Shreddies
Camp Ramp
Tobogganing with Wogan
Annie Mack’s Caramac Slacks
Irene Maiden 10
Sausage Jockey 3
Cured Ham and Other Medical Miracles
Mud Wrestling with Thora Hird
Sim Haulage
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Sim Cabbage
Sim Charles Babbage
Sim Gym
Liquor & Poker - Rude Casino Edition
Pass The Dutchy of Cornwall From The Left Hand Side
High Heel Teeterage 3
Esther Rantzen’s Root Vegetable and Tuber Hilarity Fest
Nun Paintball 4
Arm Wrestling Dentist 9
Julie Andrew’s Liver Salts 3
Sanitary Owl Radio 4
Bus in a Leotard
World’s Strongest Nan
Hector Sylvester’s Turquoise Noise
Ambulance Chaser 2
Foam Party at The Foam Centre
Press and Mend
Touch the Hutch
Mastic Badger
Surname Challenge ft. Yvonne Goolagong vs. Peter Oosterhouse
Mast Blast Bomb Scare 3
Going Through At The Back 3
Pinball Lizard 5
Dancing With Oxygen
The Dimbleby Conundrum
Virtua Council Gritter
Rampant Carpark
Icarus Manifold’s Welsh Poster Collection
Religious Gardening with Moses and his Hoses
Air Rifle Chooser with Bishop Desmond’s .22
Ballet Dancing with Bishop Desmond’s TuTu
Slurry Avoidance ft. Alvin Stardust
Celebrity Quinine
Abatoir Jubilee Beef
Geek Orthodox
Fudge Assembly
Relax, Prance, Peel
Paul Ince’s “What’s in the Fridge?”
Super Kennel Admin
Attack, Sleep, Trapeze!
Verify My Post
Saral Ping’s Finch Adjuster
Intermediate Curve Basting
Combustable Constable 5
Fancy Cheese 3
Hazel Butters 2
Lloyd Cole’s Motion Commotion
Vermin Descriptor 2
Tray Balance in Ballantray
Fluid Choppery with Glen Blantyre
Predatory Tory Trap
Inflatable Vatican
Marzipan Tarzan
That’s Barry, Eh?
Marmite Termite
Octogenerian Hair Piece 5
Caustic Frog 3
Fridge Racer
Flouride Jockey
Algae Mechanic
The Baghdad Irritation
Crazy Meerkat Forklift Racing
Zak Marvel’s Gaseous Print Revival
Easter Toolbox
Winkle Picker II
Virtua Morrisons
Face Camp
Holy Moly - the unluckiest Mole in the Field
Kays - Catalogue of Errors
Wunder-Hat
Look Out! Too Late.
Pleasant Pheasant
Mike Tyson’s Rapid Wrestling
Reservoir Logs
An Audience With Kirk Broadfoot
Salami Origami
Who’s in the Pot?
Deep-Sea Monopoly
Frank Lampard’s Mousetrap Masterclass
Aztec Leg
Kitchen Thespian
Scaffolding Terror
Somalian Pirates
Take Guernsey
Treacle or Turnip?
Olympic Jail
Sweat on Me and I’ll Vomit
Dubious Quality Controller 5
Quiff Aligner
Re-pot That Geranium, You Fool
Soft Furnishing Spectacular
Dad! You’re My Brother!
Peter Kincaid. Now you Try
12lbs of Something
Vosene - The Forgotten Chemical
Viv Lumsden’s Pit of Terror
Halfords: Den Of Incompetence
Rubber Stamp Misery
The Beechgrove Garden Presents: High Tedium
Monks On A Bus
Gordon The Gopher’s Amsterdam Exploits
Imaginary Futures: President Trump
Tetrapak! 
DIY Watercolor: Pylons of Tyneside
Paradise Lumbago
Post Office Manager: Bungled or Burgled
Crass Bandicoot 
Chequered Flag F1 Racist Challenge
Err, That’s Not Shampoo
BANG! Search For The Dirt, Limescale & Rust
These are all available to buy on Ebay, apart from 619 which they actually forgot to produce. 
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January 15 - How I Met My Boyfriend
Since it was requested ^*^
It was my senior year in high school. My main goal was just to be prepared to get ready to graduate. But, of course, it didn’t happen that way. It was lunchy time and I was not dressed the way I would’ve wanted to be when this happened. ^*^ So, I tell my good friend, Emmanuel, that I think this guy is like super cute. He is sitting a table across from us. Emmanuel was like “Do you want me to tell him?” I was like “Sure. Why not?” Only because in my mind, I didn’t think he was going to do it. So, when I get up to go get my lunch, I turn around and he is telling him what I said. Being me, Im in a big ass grey hoodie, some jeans and Ugg boots. I am running to that lunch line so he won’t see me but he did. I was embarrassed. I laugh at it now.
 Then, one of my other friends, Brinna, ended up having a class with him. BTW, his name is Logan. ^*^ So, she messaged me telling me that he liked me and ll of this. I thought she was kidding but she wasn’t. She told me that we should talk to each other. Honestly, we were both nervous to talk to each other. So, it is like close to mid-January and it is lunchtime again. He is with a couple of his guitar class friends. Everyone at my table is like “Raeana get up and go talk to him.”  So, I did but I had to bring someone with me because I was too nervous. I got Layhela and walked over there and we talked. Gosh, we were both so nervous but it went great.
So, long story short, we met at school. Haha. I am like almost 2 years older than him, which I never expected, but he is different from any other guy I’ve met or been with. He told me that he saw me around school and said that I was his type of girl. That I was gorgeous and all that jazz. And now, it’s almost been 2 years with him and I can say that I love him with all my heart. Yes, it has only been 2 years but so much can happen in that time. I really feel like he’s the one for me. So, here’s to an early “Happy Anniversary” to my babyboo. ^*^ 
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Camila Mendes Recalls HARROWING Riverdale Audition
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Our girl Camila Mendes is featured in the latest W Magazine with a photoshoot in NYC’s famous Chinatown. In her story, Camila dishes all about what the Riverdale cast is like behind the scenes, what it’s like kissing on set, and what went down during the Riverdale audition process. And to be honest, it sounds pretty intense. Any Riverdale fan knows that Camila is the perfect Veronica, but it almost didn’t happen that way. Camila told W Mag, “I had the most harrowing audition process. They were like, ‘You’re our top choice, but we want to open up a new search, and we want someone that can compete with you.’ I lost sleep, I was crying every night because it felt like I was so close to something that could be big, and like my life and career changing, but in the end it all worked out.”
It appears no one could compete with Camila, and the rest is history. She now spends 9 months out of the year filming Riverdale on set in Vancouver. Camila admitted that she doesn’t think the cast would be as close as they are if the show filmed in LA saying QUOTE, “In Vancouver we have nothing but each other, and that really brought us together. In a way, we really mirror our characters, even in our own dynamic as a cast.” Well, except for KJ Apa who’ve heard countless times is a total class clown IRL.
And as you know, Camila’s character Veronica and KJ’s character Archie kicked off season two with THAT steamy shower scene. The pair are now nominated for Best Kiss at the 2018 MTV Movie and TV awards and Camila revealed she was a bit puzzled about which kiss got the two nominated! She added, “It’s a funny category because you’re like, I don’t really know what I did, I didn’t do anything! I just kissed somebody.” Valid point. But that doesn’t make us love this annual award any less.
Do you guys think Cami and KJ will win Best Kiss this year? And what do you think about Camila’s traumatic audition story? Tell us those reactions down below! For more Clevver, check out this ridiculous indoor skydiving on Lunchy Break! I’m your host Emile Ennis Jr, thanks for checking in.
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I assume if you’re here that’s because you’ve read my previous posts about my glorious, wondrous, amazing trip to Los Angeles recently.
I still have a few more days to cover, so let’s jump right into the fun, shall we?
Day 5
As is usually typical for L.A., it was a beautiful sunny morning. I decided to take a stroll around Hollywood, just take some photos of whatever, or whomever, I saw.
Sunset & Vine
On Vine Street
On Vine Street
Amoeba Music
Old Nickelodeon building
The Palladium
Paley Center (front), Viacom (rear)
Sunset Gower Studios
I mainly kept to Sunset Boulevard as I walked — yes, y’all, walked — east, passing familiar spots such as Amoeba Music, the Hollywood Palladium theater, the Paley Center (which also houses a bomb-ass restaurant), and Viacom.
Morgan Camera Shop
Morgan Camera Shop
Morgan Camera Shop
Morgan Camera Shop
And obviously if I was headed this way, I was gonna stop and photograph on my favorite L.A. subjects, Morgan Camera Shop.
Not really sure why I’m so obsessed with Morgan, or why it stands out to me, but it does, and clearly I’m not alone.
Finally, I arrived at Roscoe’s House of Chicken n’ Waffles. I’d actually thought about going across the street to Denny’s and saving Roscoe’s for later, but then I thought, Why not?
Roscoe’s House of Chicken n Waffles
Roscoe’s menu
Roscoe’s House of Chicken n Waffles — back room tho
Roscoe’s artwork
Dat dark meat combo
Dat chicken tho
Rice & gravy — yum!
Dat biscuit tho
Funny thing about Roscoe’s, I’ve never had their waffles. I tend to not get waffles at waffle-themed places. (Remember this as it will come up again.) But I do love the chicken at Roscoe’s. Oh my, oh my.
Since it was pretty close to lunchtime, I opted to not get breakfast but something more … lunchy. Just their leg and thigh combo, with a biscuit and rice & gravy. Lawd. Lemme tell you, the rice & gravy, simple as it is, is a complete joy to behold. And the biscuit? So soft, so buttery. And of course the star of the meal was the chicken — juicy, crispy, flavorful.
There’s a reason why Roscoe’s is so beloved. Believe the hype.
Waiting on the bus … in Los Angeles. A concept, I know.
After chowing down and doing a little more walking around, I got ready for the day’s main event. First, I was going to take a bus to my destination.
The bus in L.A. wasn’t so bad. Helluva lot better than NYC buses.
Yes, that’s right. The bus. I wanted to see how Los Angeles public transportation compares to New York’s, which sucks. (Spoiler alert: It’s not as expansive nor does it run 24/7, but it’s cheaper, cleaner, and a hell of a lot nicer than the MTA.)
Anyhoo, after a pretty quick 30-minute ride I found myself at the corner of Fairfax and Third, which is right where I wanted to be.
Writers Guild of America, West
Which was the Writers Guild of America, West.
Writers Guild of America, West
Writers Guild of America, West
Writers Guild of America, West
Writers Guild of America, West
Reading the “Girls Trip” screenplay at the WGA
Reading the “Girls Trip” screenplay at the WGA
And that’s pretty much where I spent my day. I was mostly in the Guild’s Shavelson-Webb Library, which houses more than 25,000  scripts that are available to read, for free — as long as you remain in the library.
And they have everything: film, television, radio and video game scripts, plus writers’ personal papers, books, periodicals, and more on the history, art, craft, and business of writing for entertainment.
As you can imagine, I was in heaven.
Now, it takes a while to read a screenplay, so I only had time to read three, but the three I read (for films I’ve already seen, natch) offered an eye-opening look into the creation of the eventual films.
(By the way, I read the screenplays for Iron Man 3, written by Shane Black and Drew Pearce; Thor: The Dark World, by Christopher Yost and Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely; and Girls Trip, by Kenya Barris and Tracy Oliver.)
You already know!
Happy Birthday, Abby!
After all that reading, my eyes were tired, so I ventured to a place where I could wash away the strain of the day: BIG WANGS, dawg. (This should really come as no surprise.)
As you can see from the Snapchat-filtered photo above, somewhere, someone named Abby was in the area celebrating her 30th birthday. Whoever and wherever you are, I hope you had a very happy birthday, Abby!
Jay, Jamie, and Kat — new friends!
Not only that, but I also met two new friends, Jamie and Kat. Both are actors — Jamie’s done stuff for the Harry Potter films, and Kat for the new Star Wars trilogy — and we had a great time talking movies, L.A. neighborhoods, dating, and the pursuit of dreams.
I love making friends with folks who live in different cities, and I’m definitely gonna keep in touch with these two crazy kids!
The three of us ended up shutting Big Wangs down. You know shit closes mad early in L.A. (it was only 2 o’clock in the morning), but it was just as well. Folks had things to do in the morning, so my new friends went about their way and I retired to the telly.
Day 6
Since I had Roscoe’s the previous day, I thought that this would be the day I’d dine at Denny’s. But then I spotted a new place — I mean, really new.
The Waffle menu
Steak & eggs at the Waffle
“Double” mimosa in a jar
Damn, bruh dropped off my check before I finished my meal.
The recently-opened Waffle, a self-proclaimed “big-rig style diner offering comfort food.” I perused the menu and came thisclose to ordering one of the many varieties of waffles — but then I got steak and eggs instead. (I told you.) Womp, but not really.
I’ll be honest: the steak was damn good, cooked to perfection (medium-rare, thank you), and the eggs were solid, but the hash browns left a lot to be desired. And the biscuit, while good, just wasn’t as soft and fluffy as Roscoe’s. Adding insult to injury, the server dropped my check before I’d even finished my meal. What if I’d wanted dessert, or a refill of the “double mimosa” in a jar? Ah well, it wasn’t a completely horrible experience, so I will give the Waffle another shot someday. (Y’know what, I’m gonna post this as a review on Yelp.)
After breakfast, I had some business to conduct, and that took up most of my day. When I was finished, however, I hopped on over to Amoeba Music for some souvenir shopping.
Amoeba Music in Hollywood
Lemme tell y’all something: Amoeba is huge. If you’ve never been, you will be left gob-smacked at the enormity of the place as well as the wealth of music, movies, books, clothes, toys, and whatever else you can think of that’s related to entertainment and pop culture. I mean …
Amoeba sells it all.
Amoeba Music is MASSIVE
Amoeba has integrity
Old-school concert posters
“Folk what you heard.”
I picked up several T-shirts (I am, after all, the Undisputed King of Tees), books, and DVDs, then I carried my booty (I mean my treasure, not my actual booty, pervs) to — you guessed it — Big Wangs.
Quelle surprise
But I couldn’t stay there all night. I had dinner to think about. And so I hit up one of my favorite restaurants, not just in Los Angeles, but the world —
Dass right! Sugarfish by Sushi Nozawa is hands down one of the best culinary experiences I have ever had the pleasure of indulging in.
I’m gonna tell you right now: Sugarfish is high-quality, no-frills, traditional sushi. And it is amazeballs.
I ordered the Trust Me, which is the restaurant’s take on omakase:
Edamame @ Sugarfish
Tuna sashimi
Albacore and salmon
Yellowtail, halibut, and snapper
Toro hand roll
A second helping of tuna sashimi
Sapporo beer
Smashed, son
My meal consisted of organic edamame, tuna sashimi (I got two orders because one just wasn’t enough!), two pieces of albacore sushi, two pieces of salmon, two pieces of yellowtail, a piece apiece of halibut and snapper, the Toro hand roll, and a blue crab hand roll. Washed it all down with a bottle of Sapporo.
So good. So, so goddamned good. Truly, the best sushi on Earth, along with some of the best service ever.
And then, yes, I went back to Big Wangs to end the night.
Here’s the song for this post, and I gotta admit that I was even surprised by how much I dug it when I first heard it: “Perfect” by One Direction. 😮
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Saturday:   PVC Snatch & Run.....Deadlifts & Burpees.....Bear Complex.....Last Run Before Murph.
A late post because I went to the CrossFit Regionals.  CrossFit, the athletes, and our city of Nashville should all be very proud of the extravaganza of fitness that was produced at the beautiful Music City Center.  As I was watching, I couldn’t help but imagine what it would be like to have the finals of the CrossFit Games here in Nashville.  From the enthusiastic crowds that attended the regionals, I would expect that we would fill the Bridgestone Arena to overflowing if we had the Big Games here. 
Big Shane did a superb job of stretching us, mobilizing our old joints, and doing some PVC teaching of the Olympic lifts that were on the whiteboard.
Warmup #2:   PVC Snatch & Run.   Using a PVC pipe, we did 
5 Squat Snatch’s
Run 100 yds in the Field    
Strength WOD:     Your had 10 minutes to warm up your Deadlift, and then
5 Deadlifts     (Bodyweight + 10%)
10 Burpees
I can’t believe that Taylor and COACH led the way with 275 lbs.  Everyone else, even Shane and Clint, went light today.  Dana=155, and Angela=145, led the ladies.
Olympic Workshop & Drill:     A 12 Minute EMOM.    Post the weight used, but really work on the QUALITY of your lifts.
1 Squat Clean
1 Hang Power Clean
1 Push Press 
Shane used 155lbs, a bunch of people used 135lbs, and Dana and Alicia used 95lbs.
The Buy-Out:     A last mile run before “Murph”, or a 1600m Row.
Notes:  
Our old friend Maxie Bad Boy died yesterday.  He had been the tom-cat of the Buck residence for 17 years.  It was a week long, agonizing, starvation  death that traumatized Miss Linda and Esther.  But everyone knows that cats hone in on one person, and I was that person. He was my cat.  There is good and bad in every relationship, and I must say I never enjoyed stepping on Max’s squishy hair balls, nor did I ever learn to appreciate his  3 AM yodeling.  But he was always there to greet my feet as I swung out of bed every morning, and always the first to greet me at the kitchen door when I came home from work.  It’s human nature that I will only remember the good parts.  I’m sorry I threw pillows at you when you yodeled, Maxie.
Several new and old friends came to visit the Barn today:
Stephanie is a long-time friend of several of us who work at Summit Hospital, but she finally responded to Smoothie’s invitation.  Stephanie rivals anyone of  of the currently 25 different gender’s for having the fittest looking bod ever at our Barn.  I gave her 47  T-shirts and did all I could to ensure her return.
Sharlo has been here in the distant past.  Sharlo is the saintly & tolerant spouse of our Sam D.  I gave her shirts, and suggested that Sam do some child-care and let her come to the Barn alone.
Nate was one of our “kids” from way back, prior to being CrossFit.  He went off to the Army a few years ago, and is in one of those jobs that we can’t even talk about.  I think he has earned a Purple Heart since the last time he was here, but we can’t talk about that either.  But it hasn’t been all bad days and girls in Burka’s, judging by Caitlyn.  
Caitlyn was brought by Nate.  She is a Southern lass, very well mannered, and very well a lot of other things.  She is even smart and has a good job.  Although obviously a millennial, something tells me she is NO snowflake. Nate is aging fast and is working a hazardous duty job for our country, so I gave him fatherly advice to “strike while the iron is hot”.   After all, I am Nate’s God Father.
It sounds like the plans for the Memorial Day simple brunch are escalating.  Now there will be grills and a grill master (Smoothie) and stuff grilling.  Also a Beef brisket cooked in the McCarver Green Egg is promised.  So please come , bring any damn thing breakfast-lunchy, and plan to stay awhile on the grounds recovering from “Murph”.  ME??   I’’m planning to guzzle Summer Rose’ wines and get to know Caitlyn and Stephanie.
Sunday at 1 PM.  It’s a well-planned WOD that won’t ruin “Murph”. 
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7.29.23 Saturday
6:47 am
Still, having windblow trap... Uncle Jun is already in the kitchen doing his personal mantra and I shouted hey! What's up, Uncle Jun? Then, he stopped doing his personal ( bobbing mantra ) while sitting in the kitchen... Hmm...He should go inside the bathroom... I'm just wondering why Uncle Jun is not going in a private space if he feels like doing his "bobbing mantra".... Is he ohkay? Or is there any other soul entering his body now...
Since yesterday he was just ohkay ( this Uncle Jun )...I mean went to Georgia and Betsilog'z gang ( always wearing their plastics coat )... He just washed his clothes yesterday ate and rested and slept.... He is ignoring Neko these days, angels...
I'm taking care of Neko these days coz I pity her... She is a dog and I'm a human being and Neko is a sweet girl and I love dogs now... I know, I'm now a dog lover... Well, you can just say that you are a dog lover if you are happy being with your dogs. But of course I need a self-fulfillment ( a job ) to have some growth and personal achievement and I wanna prove something...
I feel hurt and I wanna cry everyday if I can't prove myself that thing my xpartner knew me, the one on the papers that I have this tendency to shout or be on my hysterical mode... I wanna have my own achievement and I have personal insecurities even on Betsilog'z gang...
7:03 am
Uncle Jun is now taking his shower in the bathroom...
Whew! I'm still thinking of money and job ( in a lil while ) and still dreaming and wishing to buy Starbucks everyday ( which again,I'm doubting ) but at least I wanna buy Starbucks.... If I can buy Starbucks most specially on a regular basis it is an achievement for me and most specially if it is from my own effort and sweat though I miss being pampered but let's face the reality of life.
Good Morning Angels....I need money and job ( in a lil while...).
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7:28 am
Uncle Jun went out already going to the forest... I have pelvic pain, my sciatica/ priformis or pelvic due to pinch nerve???... I wanted to do a MRI coz my obgyne told me to do it but I'm out of fundings these days ( no alms argh! ) and this pain is already 1 year and 8 months since last year of November...
I think I badly need an adjustment on my pelvic or lower back around S bones....Weird! The S Bones...
I have sanity but the situation made my mind on a big confusion...
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7:48 am
Hmm... Even the poops of Neko, Uncle Jun no longer cleaning it...
I need a job to buy lotions angels, at least I can still maintain my hands...
9:02 am
Done, watching "American Street Kidz" it is just weird... Coz some are from middle-class that was being kidnapped and they made them "American Street Kidz" and believe it or not, it is the same thing here in the Philippines...
Some syndicate they did that,some said this is an old story, some said it was ordered by a particular "politician tribe" here in the Philippines...
But I'm not judgemental coz we do had have a windblow trap... But those souls we don't know what's inside them... People have their own souls and colors but I'm religious and fair and know how to kill as well and know the value of the word "friendship"... I know wisdom of the world... It is just that some soul could switch into other but harming the other, that I don't like...
1:53 pm
Done ,eating lunchie and still thinking of money and job ( in a lil while...).
I really wanna remove my "deep smile lines"... I wanna do collagen on my feet and my down there coz I feel so conscious now that it develops some wrinkles down there,angels... I feel ugly and old...
3:06 pm
This Uncle Jun can't help me as well even on my lotions and kojic... So, funny... He said no extra money and no item for creditz in baranggay...
5:46 pm
This is really worth it angels! Coz I'm so stress-out and super stressed-out...
Thinking of money and lotions and some kojic soap and other beauty products and my own career... I'm super self-pitying...
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6:15 pm
My pelvic/sciatica/ priformis is really aching and my entire left body ( up and down )...
8:09 pm
Hmm....This Uncle Jun seems having split personality... I remind him he needs to clean the floor mat and I just ask a favour to hang the floormats tomorrow coz we don't have extra floormats here, all are wet... He replied that it is raining just leave the floormats there... It sounds that he doesn't want to hang the floormats.
Another thing he suddenly blaming John that's why he is having runny nose now coz of John... hmm... huh? And he hated Neko so much... This Uncle Jun is immature...
Uncle Jun is weird somehow fakes,in a way if he supported you to be on a higher stage after that it seems he will plan to kill you, either dog or human...
Remember angels, from the past years Uncle Jun killed 5 different dogs brought by Uncle DD here...
Anyways,they are both the same, if Uncle DD will bring new dogs for Uncle Jun ( from the past years,it was just for Uncle Jun )...I don't have extra for my lotions and kojic and my original beauty products... My own image, I wanna kill a particular man... I need to get a job and I want to have new good friends along the way and uppish mature friends who can be supportive of me...
I need money and I wanna be happy... I wanna buy Starbucks and I want my xfactor back... Still wanna do some society chaos ( Angels, I need help on putting a confusion in society ) but first I need a group and money and job...
8:41 pm
I have pending credits in drug store and store... The last time my credit in drug store was 3k in pesoses the 2k pesoses were all medicines and I was able to pay for it coz I had small alms from the family and I worked as part time on Mommy Linda'z as her caregiver for awhile ( for 2 months )...
9:08 pm
These days I still have pending creditz in drug store again coz my Nana and this Uncle Jun got sick last, last week.... If I didn't get them medicines probably they need to be hospitalized again and we don't have extra money for now. I'm self-pitying...
The 3k last time it was almost my medicines that I took those 2k pesoses, mostly headache medicines and pain reliever, weird!
People are judgemental on me for these things and some fake politician's family but that's life...
They don't know even some other politician's didn't know that I had yaya's and that I was pampered and introduced as middle-class by my "adoptive parent's"... Some politician's family thought that I was fake and not spoiled... I was spoiled before but the right term was pampered with discipline...
They don't care to know me that much.... They just bombarded me with so many negative judgement...
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