#lowkey want a guy so sexually hooked on me he loses his identity and grasp on mother tongue

[blorbocedes]

That photo of baby nico and his mom is so cute! Sina actually kind of looks like princess diana there, i had no idea that nico looked so much like her. As tumblr's resident nicologist is there any lore about Sina, with or without Keke?

ooo sina is actually a very cool lady, and yeah nico does quite look like her.

in the 80's she was a total baddie, working as a German translator and keke, normal seen as cold finnish gruff, was HEAD OVER HEELS for her. in fact the rosbergs speak German at home because Sina is German and to quote Keke he lost his identity completely because he got "sexually hooked on Sina"

this interview by premier nicologist distantlaughter (big big recommend the whole thing)

so when they got married keke was like i do and sina was like eh 🤷‍♀️ why not. you can see keke's 😍 like heyyy good looking. sir that is your wife. this current unromantic ass non simp grid could never 🙄

this is crucial sina lore, where keke was invited to the finnish independence ball and she wore a suit which women weren't approved to do. the bowtie on a bare neck is such a look

while nico was karting, and later racing sina would always vacuum during grand prixs on the telly cause she'd be too nervous watching nico race.

more of sina being a baddie

in abu dhabi 16, she was telling niki lauda how it was her golden egg cells + keke's sperm that made nico (aka her genes that did the work). and yes that is a drink in her hand

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#lowkey want a guy so sexually hooked on me he loses his identity and grasp on mother tongue #she's so mother #nico rosberg #sina lore #blorbocedes ask #sina rosberg #keke rosberg