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ichihero · 5 months

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❛ i'm not drunk enough for this. ❜

& @auburniivenus ! Substory unlocked: A DREAMY ESCAPE.

❝ Oh, come on, Hime-chan! I know the title doesn't show it, but the movie is actually good! ❞ It's the first time they're going to the movies together, so Ichiban did his best to pick something he thinks they both will enjoy. He's already seen all the movies in the Seagull Cinema collection, but that doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy re-watching them with people who've never heard of them before.

Choosing the movie has been a challenge, to say at least. He asked others for advice, and although RoboCook and Shark Vacation seemed to be pretty popular among the guys, a certain barmaid has been pretty adamant about letting him know what a bad idea that was. Fine! Ichiban picked something else.

❝ Wanna hear a fun fact about the movie? I've actually met the guy who plays the male lead! ❞ Of course, he's not going to bring up the fact that II was drinking himself to death back then. Things worked out in the end, and that's all that matters. ❝ He's a cool dude! ❞ Yeah, let's leave it at that. Maybe he should check up on him one of these days, only to make sure things aren't too overwhelming.

The movie starts, and just like before, Ichiban does his best to pay attention to what's happening on screen. The last thing he wants is to fall asleep when he's the one who asked Inoue to spend time with him in the first place. Each time he's tempted to make a funny comment in regard to what's happening on screen, he closes his mouth, too afraid he might actually spoil the ending.

Halfway through the movie, he forgets who's who again. Why is the plot of every Korean drama so damn complicated? Ichiban tries to keep himself awake, by doing what he does each time he finds himself in these situations: daydreaming. Sure, it wouldn't make sense to anyone else, but the technique has never failed him in the past. All he has to do is to imagine he's stopping the sheep before they get to him.

He thinks he's doing a pretty decent job, but the second he opens his eyes, the credits are rolling. ❝ Huh? Hold on, don't tell me I fell asleep! ❞ Not only that, but it looks like he's been using Inoue's shoulder as a pillow. Well, that's embarrassing. ❝ Why didn't you wake me up? That has to be uncomfortable... ❞ He's never watching a movie again without drinking an energy drink in advance.

❝ Did you enjoy the movie, at least? ❞

#☀┊ thank you for choosing Part-Time Hero! - asks.#auburniivenus #I imagine shes just teasing him about picking a sappy title lol #OH NO ichi failed the minigame and fell asleep on hime #oops

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chipchopclipclop · 2 months

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i have finished death mark 2...... thoughts.....

general thoughts is the overall story was.... BAD. LOL.

I'll start with the good. The interactions between Yashiki and alot of the returning cast i really liked, the writing especially in the first few chapters. An example being alot of Yashiki and Daimon's chatter, especially the whole weight of saving lives things that comes back at the end, alot of it was quite sweet and heartwarming similarly between him and other mark bearer characters.

^^^ BEST CG EVARRRRR....

I liked the choice of Hiroo and Mashita being the two that come in when he's at his lowest, their curtness and refusal to take his attitude was really refreshing, felt really like what he needed at the time lol. In that same vein i enjoyed his characterization alot in the early-mid game, and how it develops. He's such a sensitive guy lollll and it comes through well with how much he cares but near the latter chapters it kind of.... sours.

Though there were a few new characters i liked his interactions with, Abe and Maruhashi specifically i found endearing of the new cast, Alot of them just Die. Or theyre Hime and Michiho AKA the bane of my fucking existence with this game.

They are the two pushed front and center and it is truly its worst aspect, as characters they're shallow personality wise and though you could say that about others in the cast, them being in love with Yashiki on top of it makes it so much worse.

They barely have any scenes where they actually properly interact and feel like they bond at all but for some reason im expected to believe they're suddenly in love with him?? -and in the end they were also dead the whole time, and not even themselves. So it wasn't even real, and somehow any of this is meant to hold any weight to the audience...?? explaining it as the ghosts being desperate for him instead doesnt really make it.. any more compelling (lol the scene at the end where hes like maybe they just wanted those beautiful normal school days they spent by me.... when did that happen yashiki)

I understand Yashiki is probably saddened by the deaths of two young girls but they're treated with so much more weight and gravitas than anyone else in the cast and its so unearned, especially when alot of the other ghosts are somehow way more compelling in that aspect.

He also becomes borderline ooc around them like in what world am i expected to believe he emotionally dumps his burdens on the two highschool girls he barely knows because of how sad he is when hes got like how many other people he knows FROM THE OTHER GAMES he could do that with...????? (AND BASICALLY DOES... ALREADY...?) and it lifts his heart like truly wtf was i reading. HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT.JPG

Chapter six is really where it falls off the cliff with this, after hanging out with Hiroo, Mashita and Yasuoka and solving that case they just dissapear from the narrative for a day so he can......... hang out with michiho...?? i couldn't even enjoy murder yashiki in this game because of how ludicrous it felt that the rest of yashiki's companions just dissapeared to make it happen, and no one calls or anything lmfao. I cant imagine how much more compelled i would have felt if he was dealing with that situation with any of the other three around instead of HIME. LIKE I AM ACTUALLY SO INCENSED ABOUT THIS SCENARIO BEING RUINED SO HARD WHEN IT COULD BE SO GOOD BUT I DIGRESS (RIPPING MY HAIR OUT) (CRYING BC I LOVE BLOOD AND HORROR)

Even the first two games weren't as bad as writing women as this!? EVEN IF I HAD TO SEE MASSIVE TITS ON SCREEN THEY WEREN'T TRYING TO JUMP ON YASHIKI AS WELL AS A CENTRAL PLOT POINT (lol kakuya) congrats exp you have outdone yourself with the misogyny.

To continue on the topic of new characters, it feels like so many of them were given so little screen time to make you actually care about them. For how prominent Abe is he barely actually does anything, and Maruhashi instantly dissapears when shes no longer a red herring. On top of this game basically killing off any other character that appears, its hard to get invested in them as characters at all.

You have no opportunities to actually effect their fate as you do in the other two games, so there's even less attempt to immerse you there. Horikoshi comes the closest behind the other two but its because her case with Hanako was easily the strongest and most resonant of the game (lgbt win). Its not even like this is the first time Yashiki saves the lives of kids and bonds with them after, especially with the caveat of being a teacher, like how did you fuck this premise up so bad.

They either needed to commit to more scenes and writing in general to attach you to the new characters or just not have any returning ones show up so prominently if they're not also going to further interact with them.

The overall mystery suffers for it, and while i like the twist of the doll being helpful in this game actually, it is so easy to guess michiho and hime are the departed, and i already didn't even like them so it doesn't hit at all emotionally. Like, i was not feeling very betrayed or anything lol.

Further critiques -> though running around is very fun, the horror in this game really didn't at all compare to the others with the loss of that first person perspective for alot of the exploration, sad.

I also feel like we got more horny shit than we did in NG which is also like lol one step forwards two steps back. Even the gore wasn't as good............... kind of mid in every regard there. I did like the mushroom and scissor stuff, but the bugs and mold ended up just kind of ..... eh...

Mary continues to be the best antag in these games, she slayed and she continues to keep slaying. The sisters were really kind of a letdown in the end, especially since i think i could have enjoyed it if they pulled them off better.

As for my yaoi cocaine score though thats a 10/10 they made yashiki and mashita meow and hiss like cats in this game for some reason, i genuinely think that shattered my mind a little.

I also can't believe they gave us these two panting in unison asmr as well so you could make your own [REDACTED] if you wanted. The departed getting jealous mashita was standing next to him in that one confrontation too like she's calling him a homewrecker..... lol...... also the part where mashita jokes abt him keeping the gun and if you make yashiki go 'then i will 😇' and him immediately backpedaling like okay i was kidding. give it back. very moe very powerful.

I feel like the entire time mashita was on screen he was basically acting as yashiki's brain to keep him from getting too lost in his emotional attachments, truly everyone needs a bitch wife to keep them sane.

TL:DR this game could be so good (average) if it wasn't so fucking badDDDDDDDDDDDD easily the worst entry in this series...... dont buy it unless its on sale for 4 bucks (this applies to every game) or just watch in on youtube lol.

anyway. beautiful yashiki collection. I CANT BELIEVE MASHITA DIDNT GET A BAD END CG ACTUALLY < / 3 BUT YASHIKI'S IS REALLY GOOD < / 3 SMALL WINS < / 3

#chitter chatter #gore warning for cgs and also spoilers for the whole game #i made this post instead of a 3489034890 long thread on my priv twit rejoice #im going to draw yashiki like next week regardless of my shit talking bc hes my oc now

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girlymatsu · 4 months

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🩹 📞 💃 , hi Evan! :3

Band-aid 🩹 - If there was one thing about your f/o that you'd want people to understand, what would it be?

I DONT know if I have any like profound opinions that others don’t already know.. I guess I something about him I really love is how he overcompensates a lot with being sleazy and noncommittal but he is more than what’s on the surface.. he can get in his own head and be shy and not feel like he belongs in the world without his brothers… Change can freak him out but he also wants it, because something like love can make him feel like someone desires him and wants him around and not like how the world puts up with him.. I think just as much as he is perverted he is childish and thinks of innocent puppy love fantasies .. I donno…. He may seem like guy who will never commit for many factors but he would be the biggest wifeguy in the whole world *sits at a bench and stares at the moon longingly*

Phone 📞 - If you and your f/o have cellphones of any kind, what's their contact name in your phone, and what's theirs for you?

HEHEE erina has Osomatsu as “💘❤️Ochomachu💋!❤️💘” (whether it be his Home phone or when he gets a cellphone) and Osomatsu whenever he gets a cellphone he would put her as “MY ERI-CHERRY 😍😘🥵🥴🫶🫦🍒🐶” something cute and silly like that hehe.. Erina-chamaaaaa, erina-hime-chama-chwan, or even just wifey 🙈

Dance 💃 - Can you or your f/o dance?

Osomatsu did do ballet as a kid LOL so I imagine he still has that flexibility, and other than that he can dance with his brothers like in the sleepover movie hopping around :) I imagine he can dance just having fun with it bc he doesn’t think too hard. Erina on the other hand is notoriously bad at dancing!! Her rhythm is off and doesn’t know a lot of moves so she feels very awkward making them up! Often trying too hard but ends up looking silly.. I think she would try and learn para para and only be able to roll her arms around really fast

#asks #osoeri #Erina #yeeey I missed doing these

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11queensupreme11 · 6 months

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OMG OKAY OKAY SO I HAD A “WHAT IF” MOMENT FOR SOME TIME NOW AND I COULDN’T KEEP IT IN ANYMORE I JUST NEED TO LAY IT OUT ON YOU TO SEE WHAT YOU’D THINK ABOUT IT.

Here goes:

So what if, by some inconvenient (and also unlucky) situation, Hime ends up being the one to eat one of Sukuna’s fingers instead of Yuji? (Dw Yuji would still get enrolled to Jujutsu High cuz he’d be recognized and recommended by Megumi for his freakishly immense strength and agility. I can also see Yuji getting enrolled even when he wouldn’t have Sukuna with him since Kenjaku did say that Yuji being Sukuna’s vessel wasn’t his main purpose).

Like Hime would be in a very extreme fight against an unregistered curse on her own and she’d be severely wounded from the battle (this would happen early on in the story where she was still weak cuz of Gojo’s ‘lessons’) and she’d have no choice but to swallow (😏) one of Sukuna’s fingers to hope that it’ll give her a boost. I can see Hime using one of Sukuna’s fingers (😏) in that situation because she’d be dead either way: either she first gets killed by the curse she’s trying to exercise or she gets killed by the finger. That’s why she’d have no choice but to hope for the best once she takes the finger. But I actually believe that in that situation, she won’t die from swallowing the finger. With Yuji, it was obvious why he didn’t die since he was literally made to be a vessel for Sukuna. The reason why Hime would come out fine after swallowing a finger too would be because of the linked bond that Sukuna put on her soul. Like you said in chapter 3 of Bloodflood, she can’t die because Sukuna decreed it.

Therefore, once she eats the finger, Sukuna would possess her body without realizing he was possessing her body. At first, Sukuna would think that he possessed the body of some random woman because he’d realize that the anatomy of the body felt lighter and curvier than a man’s (not to mention the tits lol).

This would confuse the hell out of him but once he realizes that he overtook the body of not just some random woman, but Shisui’s reincarnated body, how would Sukuna react?? And how would Hime and Sukuna share a body exactly?? Also how would Gojo and the rest of the other yanderes react?? How would YUTA react especially cuz he and Hime were technically in a loving relationship at that time.

Oh yeah and whenever Hime sleeps and gets brought into Sukuna’s domain, he’ll obviously have her looks right? Just like how he looked like Yuji when he possessed him, he’ll look like Hime since he’d possess her body in this ‘what if’. The only thing that’ll stick out, would be that he’ll still have his cursed tattoos and his voice (just like in Yuji’s situation).

(PLEASE I can just imagine Sukuna cackling at the idea that Hime has to swallow his fingers now-)

I’m sorry I’ve just been giggling at this ‘what if’ situation for so long and I just had to share it with you cuz I couldn’t take it anymore 😩😩

oh bro sukuna would have the time of his LIFE

you best believe this disgusting mf will be feeling up his new body when he's alone in the domain 💀

but on a sweeter note! all the psychological abuse and torture he put yuji through in the canon storyline? never gonna happen here! he may be her inner demon, but he'll be SO much nicer to her. he's more like a guardian demon tbh 😭 he won't ever be cruel to her, just tease and mock her a little, but never the cruelty poor yuji went through

and you know how he killed yuji in the domain in order to get him to agree to the binding vow? not happening here either! the deal would be something along the lines of "you can take over my body ONLY if i'm in danger and it'll only be to protect me" and he will happily agree (gotta keep wifey safe you know?). a much sweeter deal if you ask me (rip yuji again)

gojo would get a fucking HEART ATTACK tho and sukuna's gonna be soooo smug about it. also, now that sukuna's literally attached to her 24/7, she will not only become stronger at a faster rate than in tsunami, but she'll also realize the truth of what happened 1000 years ago faster too. this is what gojo fears the most, but too bad so sad! 😘

as for yuta... hehe 😈 literally the SAME NIGHT sukuna takes over her body, when she returns to her room he's gonna immediately realize there's a camera in her lamp and be like "melons, who tf put a camera in ur lamp 👿" and she'll be like "huh??" and then she'll check and see that he was right and realize that yuta put it in there and... yeah. you get the gist. the yuta x mizuhime ship was single-handedly destroyed by sukuna and he didn't even do it on purpose 💀 but oh well!

in the end, sukuna obviously can't stay in her body forever. as much as he adores it, he needs to separate and find a new body to take over so he could return to his original form and have his way with her.

anyway, things would definitely go better if sukuna ended up possessing mizuhime instead. not only will she be treated better than yuji, but she'll open her eyes to the abuse around her and be able to actually escape it with sukuna's help.

unlike... you know.... yuji.... rip to him again 💀

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| tsunami

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ofmermaidstories · 8 months

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Helloo, I’ve never asked anything before but my curiosity is absolutely killing me lmao.. did you have an inspiration for the kimono reader is wearing in something (just like this)? It sounds so intricate and pretty so I was just wondering ◡̈ I rly love the story btw you’re one of my favorite writers

omg okay so—i collect a magazine called kimono hime!! it’s out of print now im pretty sure (???) but it’s basically like a fashion mag with varying kimonos and yukatas and furisodes in all sorts of amazing prints, like, really contemporary stuff!

it’s such a beautiful magazine if you’re into fashion or design or are a weeb (me).

but as for Reader’s summer fit, there’s no real one-for-one inspo for it. 🥺 i kinda just took my cue from the issues of kimono hime and the designers within it—and tried to think up something fun! black and white stripes seemed fun because a) they were bold and b) could conceivably be imagined on a range of skin tones (like—i personally love wearing pastels and dusky pinks, but one of my besties is quite pale and can’t wear the same shades because it washes her out, so i thought we needed something that could maybe cover more ground than like “you’re wearing a green yukata” or whatever). i love roses, and tiny teeny spiders hiding among them seemed like a nice contrast (and also meant i could have our cool-guy kimono seller make his “you look like someone who’s a mix of both worlds” remark, because like, who among us doesn’t hold conflicting qualities? something pretty, something more repellent unless you really like spiders ig so then it’s like, something pretty and something cool LOL).

when i was on insta i was following a japanese designer who had these amazing patterns for kimonos and things, like, vintage cat faces on the obis and stuff so i knew when giving Reader one we could get away with like, something really neat—so the toads, snakes, roses and diamonds that’s meant to be on it is a nod to one of my favourite fairytales! tbh it’s mostly a little textual inside joke with myself, because the fairytale is about a pair of sisters who are each blessed and cursed by a fairy; the sister that treated the fairy sweetly is blessed so that when she speaks diamonds and precious jewels and flowers fall out of her mouth with her words. the sister that treated the fairy cruelly is cursed—so that it’s snakes and toads instead. it’s the same sort of line of thinking as the “mix of both worlds” comment: it’s the idea that Reader (like us all) is capable of saying both kind and cruel things. 🐍💎🌹🐸

it’s hard trying to come up with outfits in a reader-insert fic! and look, not everyone is going to be happy. but i did do a lil faux-kimono hime mock up, to show the general vibes of what i was going for with Reader’s fit. maybe with more roses though??? hmmm hmmm hmmm.

#ofmermaidstories-asks #hello anon hi hi—i hope you have a good weekend ahead of you 🤲🏽#thank-you for asking this—i got a little carried away there 😭#i just really like describing clothes in stories dsjfjsldkjflk #but also reader’s yukata makes a come-back in the last chapter sooo 🥹#gotta get your yenjamins worth!!!#passion for fashion: the dress-up tag

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stupid-sloot-headcanons · 3 months

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do you have any more tips for japanese? esp the connection between kanji and kana? i tried anki but often i see a kanji and im like omg thats a mountain but i dont think やま or if i remember the kana i cant remember the translation or will all od that just settle as i learn and practice more?

It'll settle the more you drill, but if it just isn't sticking I have an idea that helped me. Let's start with pronunciation

So with kanji there's onyomi and kunyomi, and it IS a bitch for non Japanese speakers to tell which way to pronounce a word. But if you're into anime, and if you're on my blog and also studying Japanese I have to imagine you are at least a little, you can use your anime knowledge to your advantage.

The way I remember 山 is pronounced yama is because of three names: 山本, aka Captain Yamamoto from Bleach; 山田 , aka Yamada from Loving Yamada at Lvl 999, and 山口 from (she isn't a fictional character lol) Kristi Yamaguchi the figure skater. Wherever possible, look for characters and words from series you're into and incorporate them into your flashcards.

For meaning, I came up with little stories to remember the basic meaning of a kanji and/or kanji radical. 山 looks like a basic sketch of a mountain, 海 looks like a surfboard, ocean waves, and a whale in my brain and means ocean, and 県 looks like a segment of a country divided off from the rest of it on a map (and means "prefecture"). Make up little stories for your difficult kanji to memorize their meaning. Like let's say you have this kanji 海月. Here is the actual real-time process of Sloot's Brain when she first looked at this kanji in Anki

The first kanji is 海 which means ocean. By itself, you pronounce it うみ . But with other kanji in words like 海外 (overseas), it's pronounced かい

The second kanji is　月　which typically means moon. I recognize it from other words like 月曜日　(monday/MOONday, or げつようび), 残月　(ざんげつ, aka Zangetsu from Bleach). So when paired with another kanji, 月　is usually pronounced げつ.

So the meaning is "ocean + moon" and my first guess is it's an ocean animal. The only animal I know in the ocean with moon in it is "moon jellyfish", so I think it'll either be that or just the word for "jellyfish". And lo and behold, 海月 does in fact mean Jellyfish. But how do I pronounce it? かいげつ？

I remember that when I read Princess Jellyfish, the title in Japanese in romaji was Kurage-hime. Hime means princess and I know that because of Orihime's name from Bleach, so jellyfish must be kurage. Therefore, the way you pronounce 海月 is kurage, or くらげ.

The more kanji you learn, the more you can ballpark the meaning of a word easier. 国 is recognizable to One Piece fans because when you say it, it's pronounced kuni--as in, Wano-kuni. So you can guess that it means country. So whenever you see 国 in another word like 国語, 外国, 国際、you can guess that the word has something to do with countries.

#sloot in japan #sloot's essays

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meandmyechoes · 10 months

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a word or two about Predecessors:

zendai lineup: Corsus - (Blue) - Papa Ran - Karras - Iroki

can they all henshin? Will Iroki henshin?

if they all henshin they can just be reverse colour scheme with the main suits (armor colour ↔ undersuit/cape colour)

otherwise, Corsus = silver/red; Blue = Cyan, Ran = Peach; Karras = Dark Purple; Iroki = Brown (ignoring cohesion)

technically though, the suit shouldn't change colour with different users (Imai-san, Ookuwagata SA is in the film, persumably as the user of gold Calibur)

basically zendai redblue would be like racules kagu and Iroki Karras hime rita but enemies and papa ran is happily married

Corsus is a copy of Racules but actually villainous (Mama Husty is dead.)

my image of Zendai Blue is Ryunosuke but sly (yankee yori yakuza). feels like he'd've a precious little girl somehow? (mom unknown of course)

Papa Ran being the mediator of the five

Karras and Iroki should be the black/purple dynamic we all thought at reveal? Feel like they'd hate each other's guts at first sight and hold an ongoing grudge for no reason

(i'm not sure how i feel about Iroki being married or not but it's so funny to substitute Amano-san as a trophy husband for now) it's still a children's show so i can't outright say she has a harem right

Shiron and Garren boasting their wives

The househusbands asking receipes from Mama Ran??

Mama Ran sharing medicinal soups with Shiron for his overworking stay-up-late wife :)

i think i read this hc elsewhere but it tracks that Shiron went to the same uni (aka the best one) as the Rans (they look like a college couple to me anyway)

Or maybe because they have a common friend in Papa Ran that Karras and Shiron met (at wedding cliche?)

god if Karras/Shiron had a procedural courtship

they all came to baby Himeno/Racules/Gira's public debut :') (first month/birthday/erabitori etc.)

Iroki has to love Racules with his proper princely manner (think the aunt that always pinch your cheeks)

Iroki being all mean in words to baby Himeno ("ara, what a scawny pet") but showers her with so much gifts so she can win the title of her favourite aunt

I don't think Rita's adoption would be a big celebration (if no dirty secrets covered) but just another bulletin. When Iroki found out she's glad she has another "scandal" against Karras and made sure to send a gigantic, extravagant gift at Zaiban Court's door (delivery fee paid by recipient)

This won't happened but if Iroki teased Rita with an embarrassing childhood episode and that's why they screamed in the trailer lol

Karras's disappearance happened after God's Fury and I'd imagine hers was one recognition Kaguragi's new government needed. How did she feel about it?

Unless Toufu's rebellion happened after Karras's disapearance and no proper recognition exists in the sense that none of the new kings' rule is solid yet

Else, how responsible did she feel in the short window when she was the only adult sovereign? (consider Corsus "fell victim" to God's Fury too)

#ahhh now i said it wanna go buy some yudo and kitbash a Zendai team haha #kingohger #kingoh hcs #i can't think of a direct allegory but the image of Karras wanting to punch someone but Shiron holding her back is *punch my own gut*#if we're adding to Rita's trauma how about Shiron arriving later than them and the betrayal only after they gave him his trust

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saccharinescorpion · 2 years

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okay so this episode had the scene where Momo calls Ashuna her condescending little nickname and having it backfire with Ashuna being like "aww how cute, please keep calling me that"

the thing is with the Japanese audio i could hear that the nickname was "Hime-chan" “hime-chama” (thank you feni-tos) (the subs translate it as "little princess," pretty straightforward and accurate translation)

but... the light novels translated this nickname as "Princess-poo”

"-poo" being a way to convey the condescending cutesiness of "-chama," which in retrospect makes sense... but i had been taking it literally and assuming all this time that Momo had been calling her "Kusohime" or "Princess Shit" lol

"Hime-chama" is a great sarcastic nickname, don't get me wrong, but it was just very funny to imagine Ashuna being called Shit Princess and responding like "awww what an adorable nickname, please keep calling me that Momo my friend :)"

#ashuna and momo's scenes are always a fucking riot i love them #shokei shoujo no virgin road #shokei shoujo #The Executioner and Her Way Of Life #ashuna grisarika #momo

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geekedoutbunny · 1 year

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so like. this isnt rlly an x reader it just plain crack.

so like. main three (hime, gerard, askin) but theyre a security guard in fnaf 1

Gerard\ Orihime\ Askin imagine - Can You Survive the Night?

Lol a crack story huh? I like this, humor is my language. THANK YOU!! For sending in this funny request, I'll try and give this fic justice, I hope it's to your liking.

MASTER LIST | NSFW CONTENT

Gerard

Being a night guard wasn't on his bucket list, but here he was. He was hunched over in the small chair, his little hat sat upon his head "Security" in bold words labeled on the front of it. His tie looked uncomfortably tight, but he was relaxed. He pressed the small keys on the keyboard, careful not to accidentally press three keys.

The building was silent and dead, the only noise he could hear was the comforting noise of the small fan, he worked in silence for a while, before the phone began ringing, he practically jumped out of his skin from the loud ringing as he grasped his chest and he panted, he stared at it with wide eyes, seeing the light blink. Signaling an incoming voice mail. He relaxed once more, sitting back up in his tiny chair.

He waited patiently for the ringing to stop, and then the sound of the phone picking up and a male's voice came through. "AH, HELLO, HELLO!?" He blinked, listening to the chilling voice message that was left behind, his eyes widen and he began to slightly shake from all of the warnings and promises of enemies and death lurking around. His grip on the small armrest tightened and he damn near snapped the plastic.

Once the phone call was over, he stayed stiff in his chair, his mouth in a tight frown, before he suddenly stood up, a deadly serious look upon his face. "I knew it... this job... is a training program." He said in a serious voice. 'All I have to do is kill them before they can kill me, sounds easy enough.' He thought as he stayed in place. He then placed his thumb and forefinger on his thumb taking a thinking pose.

'Hmm, but how should I go about my plan of action? He said to watch the monitors, but that's too easy, and wouldn't they avoid the cameras? They must've already devised a plan to come and kill me, they're plotting as we speak. I have to be ready, and meet them halfway!!' He thought as he clenched his fist and he gave an excited smile.

'And, I know the best way to meet them too!!' He thought as he took a running pose. "IS TO MEET THEM HEAD ON!!!" He shouted as he took off, the powerful winds from his fast takeoff knocked the desk with everything on it into the wall, destroying it all. "HAHAHAHAHA!! HERE I COME EVIL CYBORGS, FOR I GERARD VALKYRIE, THE STRONGEST WARRIOR AM COMING FOR YOU!!!!"

He shouted as he charged through the building, the sound of furniture, glass, and wood could be heard breaking. "COME OUT AND FACE ME!!! FOR YOUR CHALLENGE IS HERE!!!" His voice could be heard all over the pizzeria.

The animatronics all stood in the security room, the doors all shut tight. Fredy, bonnie, Chika, and Foxy all huddled up in a corner as they stared at the clock.

STATUS: FIRED AND BANDED FROM ALL SECURITY JOBS WITHIN RESTAURANTS!!!

Orihime

Orihime was excited to be a night guard, she was lucky enough to get this job since the last security guard went rampaging through the whole building and destroyed anything that looked like an animatronic. He claimed that they were all plotting against him and that he was going to stop them.

Orihime hummed happily, the newly replaced desk and computer were a nice addition to the old building, and the fan somehow survived but the tap was wrapped around the neck of it, holding it all together. She was happily fixing her tie when the phone began ringing, she jumped out of her seat and hid behind the chair, she peeked from around it, seeing no threat but only the sound of the loud phone.

She sighed in relief and quickly sat back in her chair, she pulled the chair up to the desk, looking down at the phone, the blinking light indicating that it was an incoming message. She waited patiently for the ringing to stop and a man answered. "AH, HELLO, HELLO!!!!" He sounded friendly and Orihime smiled happily. "HELLO!!!" She called back happily.

After the message was over, a grim look was on her face, the warning of dangerous foes advancing upon her while she was to be stuck in the room made her have chills. She quickly sealed all the doors, pressing the little button to close them, she then encased herself into a barrier, curling up on her chair as she watched the clock. It didn't take long for the power to go out.

Her eyes danced around the room, the light from her barrier made it easy to see into the dark, and she was visited by the large purple bunny. She screamed when she saw his shadow, but she slowly relaxed when she saw him curiously tap her barrier. she watched him move about the room, he tilted his head to the side in curiosity and she squealed.

"EEEEE, HE'S LIKE A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY!!!" She shouted in joy, making Bonnie move back from her shock. He was soon joined by Chika and Orihime bounced with joy. "'GASP!!!' AND YOU HAVE A LITTLE CHIKY FRIEND TOO!?" She said in joy as she held her cheeks. Chika and Bonnie looked at one another before they looked back at her. "COME ON, COME ON, COME ON!!!! I HAVE SO MUCH PLANNED FOR US!!!" She said, as she grabbed them by their arms and she dragged them with her.

Foxy and Freddy both stood in the doorway of the dining area. They watched on as both Bonnie and Chika sat at the table with Orihime. they were having a tea party. Orihime had dressed Bonnie up with a necktie and with a top hat while she put Chika in a bonnet with a lovely dress. "Would you like more tea, Mr, BumBum?" She asked Bonnie in a sweet voice, as she held the tea kettle.

Bonnie looked down at the full cup of tea before he looked back up at her and he shook his head. Orihime then turned to Chika. "Would you like some more tea then, Lady Chimi?" She asked Chika in the same sweet voice. Chika looked down at her full cup and looked back up and she shook her head. Orihime then smiled and filled her own cup up instead.

While she did, Both Bonnie and Chika looked over at Freddy and Foxy, their eyes screaming. 'SAVE US!!!' Both Freddy and Foxy looked at one another before they shook their heads. Bonnie and Chika both stared at them with betrayal in their eyes, before they looked over at Orihime, who was happily drinking her second cup of tea. Bonnie reached over and tapped her shoulder, catching her attention.

"Hmm? What is it, Mr. BumBum?" She asked him, and he pointed over at Foxy and Freddy. Their eyes widen, and Orihime cheered. "OH YEAH, MORE GUESTS!!!" She yelled in an excited voice. Both Freddy and Foxy shook their heads in panic before they turned around to run away, but the door was blocked off by a barrier. They observed the barrier for a moment before they slowly turned back towards Orihime.

Her arms were out, almost like she was asking for a hug. "YAY!! COME AND JOIN US, WE'F LOVE YOUR COMPANY.... FOREVER!!" She said, a menacing air behind her. Freddy and Foxy looked at each other in panic and up toward the clock. It was only 1:00am, and they had a long night to go.

STATUS: FIRED BUT WAS HIRED FOR A DAY SHIFT AS A WAITRESS FOR THE CHILDREN TO PLAY WITH!!!

Askin

Askin almost didn't show up for work, he wanted to sleep in and get his beauty rest, like he always did. But he had to get to work at 11 pm and then clock in at 11:30 pm and be in the shitty office at 12 am, he sighed. 'I was really hoping that someone else would get the job and would actually keep the damn thing, instead, they ended up terrifying the damn robots, making them shut themselves down permanently until they left. Something about Tea parties or whatever.'

He thought before he sighed and leaned back into his seat. His arms were behind his head as he closed his eyes. 'No matter, it honestly doesn't matter at this point, it's an easy job anyways, you'd have to be a fool to lose something as simple as this, even a child could do it.' He thought, he then opened his eyes, looking up at the dim lights.

A fly caught his attention, it was flying around the dimly lit bulb and he couldn't help but to stare at it. 'I'm supposed to sit here the whole night... and do what? Watch? but for what? Who'd break into this run-down place? And even if they did they'd probably be doing the manager a favor, because their pizza is god awful.' He thought before he closed his eyes and yawned, a small tear peeking out of his eyes.

The phone suddenly began ringing and he bit his tongue from the shock of it, he sat up and stuck his tongue out as he whined in pain. He then pulled it back in and glared at the phone. 'WHO THE HELL WOULD BE CALLING THIS PLACE AT THIS TIME OF NIGHT ANYWAYS!?' He angrily thought as he looked over at the phone. The light blinked, signally an incoming message and he huffed. 'A message, they better be lucky it is, because if it wasn't then they'd have to hear my mouth, dammit.' He thought before he stared down at the phone.

He tried to wait patiently for the ringing to stop, but he growled in frustration. "PICK UP THE DAMN LINE ALREADY!!!!" He shouted at the phone, causing it to jump up in fear as it answered. "H-HELLO!! HELLO!!" It answered in a happy yet nervous tone. Askin huffed in agitation before he leaned on the back of his hand, he closed one of his eyes as he eyed the phone.

"Hmph, some nerves you have, making an annoyingly loud message at this time of night... and what's worst, is that it isn't even a sexy woman's voice.. how pitifully annoying." He said in a calm voice as he glared down at the phone. "What do you want, spit it out already." He said in an annoyed tone this time.

The phone gave a nervous sweat drop but it answered anyways. Askin kicked back in his seat, his feets propped up on the desk and his arms folded behind his head, his eyes trained on the dim lights again as she listened to the message. Once the message ended, he scoffed. "Hmph, what a load of shit... they should've called an exorcist or some shit for this job." He said aloud as he relaxed in his seat. He stayed in that position for a while, the clock ticked by and he fell asleep.

The animatronics all stayed outside the room, they all watched him through the open doors, too fearful to enter the room. Askin slept peacefully the whole night. So far they liked him the most, all he did was sleep, but they never tried to wake him, in fear of being in the path of his rage.

STATUS: HIRED AND HAS DEVELOPED A STRANGE FRIENDSHIP WITH THE TELEPHONE!!!

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aeroplaneblues · 1 year

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Back at it with reading manga bc i feel like shit and this makes me happy:

Shirayuki-hime vol 16: yeah im super behind! This one is packed of old and new faces i love it! Shirayuki learning how to ride a horse and obi is🥲 which is sooooo funny bc i remember that in a few? chapters ahead they will share the same horse so what are you crying about obi.

Hisame always providing with the most entertaining one liners and his whole presence just pisses off so many people. Love how purposely obtuse he is with giving straight answers and just to know that he’ll be head over heels in love with kiki in the future makes all his nonsense so much funnier. Also kiki almost being like “you two want to kiss so bad you look stupid” at hisame and mitsuhide bickering lol.

The thing I dont like is how zen imagines what obi would act if he gets marriage proposals like he has not learned anything and he is plain out rude lol kiki rectifying it is why kiki is best girl

The extra ch with kazuki is my favorite, mostly bc i like the hc that he is shirayuki’s little brother and a crew member of the obiyuki ship haha. Also him and ryuu meeting👀 idk if one hc is not canon 🤷🏻‍♀️

Overall its a good volume and the beginning of one of the most interesting arcs! The next ones i’ll make one post instead of individual vol i just needed to talk about something positive. Thanks for reading!✨

#anne reads manga #shirayuki #ans

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kitakashi · 11 months

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yea turns out he was an arrancar so 😃 but then again something told me it wasn’t real.. his “performance” was off putting and I’m glad rukia didn’t let her guard down completely. she was half and half. I knew it was too good to be true. as for the spoiler it wasn’t something that I needed more investigation on bc if I keep watching I know it will get answered or mentioned… but the spoiler was a certain someone and his family are related to the shibas 🤯

NOOOO but hold up… I’m currently like on episode 164 and I wanna talk about it.. so by the looks of it ulquiora technically killed ichigo right? like he’s dead but if it wasn’t for grimmjow breaking orhime out to turn time back and revive him then it would have ended with our MC dead. that’s what I want your opinion on. that he died. that’s what it looked like to me. a certain show I’m watching has the same thing that the mc died but gets revived by a miracle.

as for the orhime ask i do hope this arc turns out the way I’m imagining it. if if doesn’t you’ll hear it from me again haha. also I was totally unaware of how the fandom treats her. she has a huge hate club and I was so surprised. they call her all kind of names and I was like wait hold up I’m bout to fight everyone on her behalf, orhime get behind me!! lol like the men mostly don’t like her and I’m like?? that’s a first bc y’all usually ogle over the women’s figure and stuff, but it also made me realize that at the end of the day that’s all they see. a fucking object. they don’t respect the person. it’s like for them it’s “damn she’s fine af, but fuck her i can’t stand her ass. she’s so useless” and that gets me fucking mad. I’d like to punch them through the screen if I could 😒

Kaien being absorbed and technically still existing but not sentient… it awful but at the same time a good guy like him would waste away with guilt had he been aware of what the hollow was doing. It gave Rukia some closure tho.

I mean 🤷‍♀️ Ichigo technically dies a lot? The hollow protects his mind in a way while Hime heals his body. If he wasn’t the main character I’d be concerned.

Shōnen anime doesn’t typically have a lot of strong female characters. Hime isnt alone. Sakura from Naruto. Lucy from Fairy Tail. Noelle from Black Clover. Nobara from Jujutsu Kaisen. Anzu/Tea from Yugioh. The list goes on and on. The leading female partner always receives hate. The funny part is, if you read interviews with the authors they say the FMC they created is their dream girl. I think a lot of people are unintentionally misogynistic. And others are simply jealous.

Another reason I don’t participate in fandom discussions. Too much hate. Don’t like a character? Scream to your bff if you have to and then just leave it alone.

Also, the anime typically cuts a lot especially in older animes and where do they cut it? First from the FMC. So people who only watch the anime are missing so much of the story. Maybe not plot wise but the actual depth of the characters. I’m stopping myself from ranting about how the Naruto anime ruined Sakura. And Yugioh anime making Anzu so useless. 😤

#Val talks about Bleach #precious mutuals 💍

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bookcub · 2 years

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Kvothe and Denna, obviously

Katsa and Po

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

i guess denna is the werewolf and and kvothe is the hunter but his heart isnt really in it

katsa is a werewolf hunter and po is a werewolf. katsas heart is in it but for all the wrong reasons and po changes her mind

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

denna is the mermaid because i want the aesthetic of it and kvothe is the fishman. and po is the mermaid because i like to imagine katsa is like, no mermaids dont exist and then falls head over heels for po. also po has a silver and gold tail

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

kvothe should be a fox and denna is the witch who accidently changed him into one during and experiment and their journey is to try and change hime back

i just really want katsa to be like a big panther or lion as a familiar to menace everyone while po is his friendly, helpful self lol

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

kvothe is the barista and denna is . . . not an addict but she tries a different drink every day and always gives a different name and she always takes recommendations for pastries from him

katsa is the barista she would never allow herself to be addicted to caffine. po is there every day and they also take a matial arts class together

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

i want kvothe to lead like a music or theater club and denna is always challenging his ideas and they banter/flirt constantly and everyone ships it

more like a defense/fight class and katsa would teach kids and po would be her assistant and make sure the kids didn't get overwhelmed. they are a good team

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

i don't really want to put kvothe as the knight and denna as the princess but like,,,, maybe kvothe is the dragon and denna is the princess content in her tower and loves chatting to the dragon who keeps away unwanted suitors

i realize katsa and po are both technically a prince and princess but katsa is the knight (they are lowkey both knights in a way, arent they?)

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

neither kvothe or denna is ready to be a guardian oh my god no please

katsa is the teacher (again of some sort of fight class) and po is the guardian of bitterblue and they fall in loveeee

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

kvothe is the writer and denna tells him when hes being a pretentious asshole in his work

po is the writer and katsa is the editor i guess. for unknown reasons

send me a ship!!

#sorry jo this is so late #kkc #graceling realm #kingkiller chronicle #graceling

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Hey, this may be a weird question, but what is Kanta like? Personality and backstory wise

Oh heck I completely forgot about this ask, sorry XD

Anyway, Kanta is my co-author's OC, and she deals with the plot lines regarding him and Hime, but I'll give you a short rundown aka personal interpretation of him

Kanta is the second oldest (27) member of the Attitudes gang after Ella, but Ella is a bit of an outsider: she hangs out with the rest of the characters less often, so we're not really counting her here

Anyway, he's the Rich Boy™: his family is rich, his dad is a famous theatrical entrepreneur, and Kanta already participates in the family business himself. The business is what really defined Kanta as a person. On the one hand, he's quick thinking, he's got a grip, and he knows how to handle assets (including human assets). On the other hand, from a very young age he was exposed to the dirt of the higher ups, the backstabbing, the greed, the affairs, the way money corrupts people etc. He's family is kinda disfunctional: his parents have a... peculiar relationship, and his dad is pretty much what Kanta is afraid of becoming (and like in most similar cases, Kanta does not want to admit that he and his father share quite the number of traits). So by the beginning of attitudes Kanta is having a solo career in the same field, so to speak. At some point Hime is presented to him as possible future wife material: Hime's parents own a theatre and the marriage between the kids would be beneficial for either family. Kanta's all like "oh whatever" when the marriage gets mentioned in theory, but when he actually sees Hime with his two human eyes he's instantly disgusted with both sets of parents: Hime is 19, violently naive to the point of not being able to function in society properly, and she clearly doesn't know what is going on. And he's like "NO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK", but ultimately gets caught between a rock and a hard place: he doesn't want to participate in this on a principal level but... Have you seen Hime? How does one not fall in love with her? (Especially since Hime herself fell for Kanta and views him as her prince XD). Also Kanta gets a confession from one of Hime's male colleagues that he's going to pursue her for her family's wealth and position. Pretty gross, not to mention that the guy, outside of being an opportunist, is an asshole, a player and hella toxic (like pushy, narcissistic and only loves himself). So Kanta very reluctantly accepts the marriage idea, but instead of doing it quick, starts to court Hime as if she were a princess, and taking the slowest possible steps. At all times he's prepared to back off and let her do whatever she wants with her life, and he constantly lets her know this.

And then Hime's injury happens, cutting off all prospects for a career in ballet for her, and as Kanta helps her through mental and physical trauma, they fall deeper and deeper in love.

Character vise, Kanta usually acts like the grandpa of the group: the responsible person in the room, constantly cranky and bitching about anything and everything that inconveniences his majesty, sarcastic and stubborn, but secretly he's just glad to have found a friend group who are not toxic rich kids that are interested in his connections instead of him as a person. He also eventually becomes Tony's agent (grabs him by the neck and makes him pursue his talent, lol). He's a grumpy pushy granddad to everyone except Hime: to her he's the gentlest, sweetest, most caring clawless kitten you can imagine.

UPD: ok Furawaume corrects me that Kanta is actually 24. Idk where my bird brain got that 27 number, sincerely begging your pardon

#oc lore #attitudes #kanta #not even sure how long have this been sitting in my asks XD #probably for ages #sorry bro

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