-goes pspspspsp and holds these out for Iterator Logs fans- do you want merch bestie?/gen
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Ok what the FUCK is parrises squares.
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Maybe if he knew about the Demeter he'd wish to be there to let them know that the crew isn't just disappearing out of thin air, and to unseal the coffins and grab every shovel avail.
Jonathan: *crab-climbing out of the sea* Entshuldigung, ich heisse -
Captain: kakogo khrena
Jonathan: Es tut mir leid, aber es gibt ein, wie sagt man... ordog? No that's not it dammit. Vrolok. Es gibt ein grosses vrolok ins schiff.
First Mate: Ți-am spus la naiba!!
Captain: ...English?
Jonathan: oh my god, yes, thank you, English! I represent Herr Leutner of Varna, I'm here to do an emergency dirt inspection on your cargo
Captain: We do inspection already. Pay baksheesh.
Captain: how you come to my ship? You take my men?
First Mate: vezi ce crede despre chotki-ul tău
Jonathan: nonono, I'm just a humble solicitor. But I really do need to see inside those boxes right now. *glanced at horizon* Before the sun goes down if you please
Captain and First Mate: *significant glance*
~later~
*sounds of box lid being pried open*
Dracula: *looking up at one very angry solicitor* Ah lads not again...
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HELL WORLD (can't sign in to jstor)
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Hey wait, I have institution access too, how do you do you use it to read research papers. Is it just using my unis login credentials or is it different for every school?
there’s usually something on the page that says “need access?” where you can put in your institution and it’ll have you log in through there. or, if you’re on campus and happen to be connected through the university/research campus wifi, it should let you in automatically!!
it may be different for you, but this is how it works for me!
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I can't believe this is the hill the tumblr CEO wants to car hammer explode on
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