#locke payday 2

[handhelld]

Hello Kitty gave them to him

#golfgoat #Payday 2 #Payday #Locke Payday 2 #Vlad Payday 2 #Crush.png #IN GOLFGOAT WE TRUST AND LOVE!!! #GIFT FOR !!!! FROGGIE!!!!

[tarotcardcollective]

Trying to complete Hells Island but locke was being slow as fuck and the timer ran out before he could step foot onto the heli thing.

#payday 2 #locke #payday #bain payday 2 #Locke payday 2

[what-yadoking-likes]

"Friends - fancy helping me in Alaska?"

#payday 2 #Vernon Locke #Locke #Locke Payday 2 #payday #Ian Russell #Yado's crap art #Yado's crap fanart #Yado's crap portraits #y'all I've had this idea in mind for AGES #Locke at a low-angle aka THE VILLAIN ANGLE #not Vlad saying Locke is his angle LMAO #can you tell the moment I gave up trying to figure out wtf I was doing? #if you guessed 'doing the camo' you'd be right

[theolikescowboys]

guys. hear me out. vlad x locke. they’re a married couple. in vlad’s heists like buluc’s mansion or san martín they literally act like a married couple. just a silly thought i’ve been having recently.

#payday 2 #locke #vlad #locke payday 2 #vlad payday 2

[muffy-official]

Tried to design a mask for good ol Locke

#fanart #payday 2 #payday 3 #payday 2 locke #payday 3 locke

[perfectlystupidlikeyou]

Payday 2, but all the contractors are vocaloids (+ bile and twitch)

I didn't draw them, but Gumi is The Butcher and Gackpo is Gage (is he a contractor? I forgor)

#vocaloid #miku hatsune #punch out wii #camui gackpo #kagamine rin #kagamine len #kaito #meiko vocaloid #meiko #megurine luka #payday 2 #payday #payday game #art #au #gumi vocaloid #bain payday 2 #payday 2 dentist #payday 2 vlad #payday 2 locke #payday 2 twitch #payday 2 bile #the butcher #payday gage #doodles

[corkisms]

whats the opposite of a shoveltalk

#been seeing more iasip on my dash lately.. nature is healing #DRAW VLAD WITHOUT THE TINTED LOVE GLASSES CHALLENGE (IMPOSSIBLE) #saw some posts where locke n joy r besties in a mentor/protege way like yea so true #payday 2dles #payday 2 #shes happy for them but 'guy who took u under his wing suddenly dating the least predictable man on crimenet' had to have been surprising #golfgoat powers activate

[0amburgh0]

The Locke one is the official one!!! My friend suggested Bain first but then suggested Locke which was WAY BETTER so grrrrrrrrrr

#payday 2 #pd2 #payday 2 hoxton #payday 2 Locke #payday 2 art

[possum-in-a-hat]

My gf thinks Locke is ginger. He is NOT but we love people's opinions.

#payday 2 #payday 2 locke #payday2

[akemithedemon]

Bain is the serious but caring dad Locke is the more light hearted, loving dad

And Vlad is that weird uncle you see once a year

#payday 2 #payday bain #payday vlad #payday locke #headcanon #random thought I had like a few months ago

[velathetanager]

vlad and locke between the aus, if any are applicable

i have headcanon, that the supernatural au vlad and locke are also humans that got really wrapped up in all this, and sending supernatural heisters with superhuman powers. to take cocaine goats.

I love that idea for Locke.

That said, I imagine Vlad is a faerie using the heisters to go after people who've offended him (pettiness is a fae staple), and he takes a bit of an... interest... when he sees Houston being a little more secretive. As secretive and mysterious as the fae are, they want to know far more than they want to share. So he's probably got a few questions for Houston and whatever the creature that's made such a change in him is.

Kay, for her part, doesn't like either of them, but she especially doesn't like Vlad. She tends to get a bit antsy if Houston has to interact with either of them.

Vlad, reviewing a contract: ...and I need you all to- Houston, are you alright?

Houston, visibly pale and looking kinda sick, hiding his hands in his pockets because they're pitch black and clawed right now: I'm fine. Why?

Vlad: You just seem a bit sick, is all.

Houston: It's nothing to worry about, I promise. *coughs up black liquid, uses a tissue to wipe it away*

#payday 2 #payday 2 au #payday 2 houston #payday 2 locke #payday 2 vlad #payday 2 supernatural au

[handhelld]

Fake Marriage AU!Golfgoat

Locke and Vlad, way back in their early twenties, get married for separate legal reasons. Vlad was doing it because having a wife on paper kept his family off his back and also made for a great cover. Its fake. They’re complete strangers and never thought theyd see one another again after the officiation.

The “Wife” vlad often refers to is locke. That he hasnt seen in like 20-30 years, however long ago that officiation was. Vlad’s “brother in law” was just a friend of Locke’s who officiated their wedding. Locke dropped contact after the wedding but Vlad kept up with him, since he did some shady shit on the side.

Fast forward to present day and they start working for Crime.net at the same tome. Vlad absolutely doesnt recognise Locke as his wife, because why would he??? He married some pretty woman in his early twenties named “Lockie”. Locke however, is freaking the fuck out, because goddamn it, motherfucker, thats the man he fake married so he could leave the country and change his name (easier when you do it via marriage) and *transition*.

So now we have these fuckers who are married but only Locke knows it. Vlad keeps mentioning his wife, CONSTANTLY, and Locke is dying dead and deceased, terrified of Vlad realizing that HE is that wife.

Bonus: Locke’s post assault line about being “So scared his mustache almost fell off”,,,, before he started growing a real one from T, he actually used fake mustaches and they used to fall off when he got stressed and sweated to much. His moustache is real now and will not fall off, but the fear remains.

Bonus 2: Locke ditching the gang in alaska was actually just him realising that bain worked with vlad and he had a crisis because holy shit what do you mean his husband is here. In crimenet. And he had an Episode mid heist and just ran out of the room. Everyone thought he abandoned the gang, but he eas really just having a life dilemma he forgot about for thirty years.

#crush.txt #GOLFGOAT #PAYDAY 2 #Vernon Locke #Locke Payday 2 #Vlad Payday 2 #listen guys. trans locke is the biggest brain move i have. this is my magnum opus.

[manekinoodle]

locke teaching little joy to code like she's keyboard cat

#payday 2 #joke headcanons #joy #locke #yeah cmon tell me you see it

[what-yadoking-likes]

How the heisters dress on Xmas Day:

Sydney & Joy: matching pyjamas or loungewear. They want to be COMFY, they want to be COSY, and they want ELASTICATED WAISTBANDS.

Aldstone: his usual suit, but he wears a red Rudolph nose, and a tie which plays a festive tune when pressed.

Sokol and Wolf: insistent that the DC winter is nothing compared to the Russian/Swedish winters, they wear tank tops and shorts.

Locke: camo fatigues, with a sprig of holly pinned to his beret.

Vlad: athleisure, with mistletoe hanging from a Hello Kitty headband, and another piece from his crotch.

#payday 2 #Payday 3 #yado writes #payday #is this a shitpost? who knows #wolf #vlad #locke #vernon locke #vladislav kozak #Sokol #kellie king #Sydney #Joy #Aldstone #CW: Christmas

[half-oz-eddie]

You swore 💔

Part 1

Half socmed half fic where Steve gets more than he bargained for when he starts cheating on his girlfriend with the hot cashier from the boutique near his job. inspired by this post

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Part 2 -> Part 3 -> Part 4 -> Part 5 -> Part 6 ->

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Everyone in town knew Billy Hargrove, the part time lifeguard at Hawkins Pool. Steve never expected to get up close and personal with this guy before learning he also worked at a small denim boutique near Family Video. 

Steve stopped in on payday to buy a new pair of jeans and spotted the hot lifeguard as he was folding some bootcut jeans. 

It was a small boutique, so only one employee was necessary, and it just so happened to be Billy. 

“Hey, welcome. Need some help?” He smiled, a strikingly charming smile. 

“Just looking.” Steve responded with a soft grin of his own, shopping around the boutique to find the perfect fit of jeans. 

He found a pair in his size, lifting them to examine them more closely. 

“Oh, you don’t want those.” Billy mentioned. 

“No? Why not?”

Billy set down the pair he was folding, approaching Steve. “Pretty boy like you should get a pair that hugs that ass just right, y’know? You don’t want anything loose and unflattering. The wrong fit could ruin your whole ensemble.”

Steve’s heart skipped a beat. Pretty boy? Did he just call him that and mention his ass? 

Now, Steve had yet to realize his admiration for attractive men was more than admiration. It took him being infatuated with Billy to learn this about himself. 

He let Billy select the perfect pair of jeans for him and he tried them on, looking at his ass in the mirror. 

“See? That’s what I’m talkin' about.” Billy gave a nod of approval. “If you’re happy with them, I’ll ring you up.”

“O-oh. Yeah. Sure.” Steve agreed to buy the pair and left that boutique shaking like a leaf. 

What really did him in was the way their hands briefly touched when Billy placed the receipt in his hand and asked him to come again. 

Steve took it as an invitation and did just that the following week. 

He walked in, deciding he suddenly needed a new shirt. What he really needed was another interaction with Billy. 

“Back again, Bambi?” Billy smiled as the new pet name rolled off his tongue.

Steve smirked and nodded, trying to avoid looking at Billy’s glistening, muscular arms in that lifeguard tank top and the sexy, messy bun his curls were tucked into. 

“I’m just here to buy a shirt.” Steve answered. “Any suggestions?”

“We have some cotton polos on the wall.” He pointed. “Those look good on you under your work vest.” 

There was that smile again. 

“You think so?”

“I know so. I’ve got an eye for that. Unless you wanna try something different?” He took a step towards Steve, closing the distance between them. 

Billy was the something different Steve wanted to try. 

He glanced down at Steve’s jeans, smirking at his hardly concealed bulge. “They look good on you. Show off all your assets.” They locked eyes as Billy bit his bottom lip. 

Steve could feel his body heating up, stupidly unaware of the face he made as his mouth hung open, drool nearly dribbling from the sides of his mouth.

“I uh…I’ve got something in the back you could try, but only if you’re interested.”

Steve pushed his bangs off his forehead, nodding without a second thought. He knew what Billy was implying. He wanted to try something new for sure. 

Billy locked the door and put a “Back in 30 minutes” sign in the window, then led Steve to the back room.

He pushed Steve against the wall, kissing his neck as he unbuttoned his jeans and slowly unzipped them. 

Steve’s entire body trembled as Billy made his way down to his cock, taking him into his mouth and sucking him like there was no tomorrow. 

Billy’s blue eyes stared into Steve’s soul as he slurped on his cock and Steve was in disbelief. 

He grabbed hold of Billy’s bun, bucking his hips and gently thrusting into his hot, wet mouth. 

“Oh…shit.” He whispered. 

This had to be a dream. It had to. He hardly knew this guy, but the amount of sexual tension between them was insane. There was no way he would have been able to go home and forget about him. 

If his cock wasn’t down Billy’s throat, he would be back home right now jerking it. He pushed the thoughts of Billy and his pretty smile away until he just couldn’t take it anymore. 

This was the most exciting, most exhilarating experience of Steve’s life. His cock hardened and swelled in Billy’s mouth and he moaned so desperately, like it’d been months since he had sex. 

He was only with Nancy 2 days ago, and yet, he couldn’t stop himself from craving Billy. 

“I’m gonna cum…ah, shit.” He spilled into Billy’s mouth, whining and shaking as he swallowed it all up, continuing to suck until there was nothing left. 

Billy slowly pulled away and looked at him. “Still need a shirt?” He asked, only to be answered with a small nod. 

Billy picked out a shirt for Steve and asked him to come again, but more demanding than last week. 

So Steve did return the following week, and the week after that. 

And each week they’d go into the back room and do something nasty that Steve could never do with Nancy. 

“You should come to my house.” Steve suggested in a whisper as his hand was wrapped around their cocks, jerking them together as they sucked each other’s tongues. 

“Oh yeah? What’ll happen if I come to your house?” Billy asked. 

“All kinds of stuff.” Steve smiled. “We’ll be all alone, just like we are now, except in my nice, comfy bed.”

“Can I spend the night with you, pretty boy?” Billy asked softly, moaning as his orgasm grew nearer. “Ride you til the sun rises?”

Steve knew it was risky, but one glance into those pretty blue eyes, and he was willing to risk it all. “Course you can, baby.”

“Mmm…gonna cum.” 

“Me too.”

They shared a kiss, one more gentle than lustful as they shared an orgasm. 

Steve knew keeping this up was a bad idea, but he didn’t have any idea how bad it would be until it went on for a little too long. 

Steve started inviting Billy over on days he knew Nancy would be too busy, which was a lot of days, but still risky as hell. Steve kind of liked how dangerous this was, but eventually he started to kind of like Billy, and his feelings were all mixed up in a mess. 

For 2 months, Steve and Billy were fucking and texting regularly, and when they cuddled after sex the last time, Steve knew he had to come clean with Billy before he got the wrong idea. 

The night before they planned to see each other again, Steve texted Billy, deciding to tell him the truth. 

It’s a small town. Steve just assumed Billy already knew about Nancy.

“Shit.” Steve said aloud, throwing himself onto his bed. “No. No. I gotta tell him.”

He didn't want to fuck this up. In all his years with Nancy, he never felt anything quite like what he felt with Billy, and he just didn't want to let that go.

That was Steve’s mistake. 

Steve had yet to learn how spiteful Billy was. And, oh, was he about to fucking learn. 

#hg cheating au #you swore #harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove fanfiction #ivy.doc #socmed au

[corkisms]

Hello! I hope you are doing well, I was hoping I could request some Clover drawings! Maybe doing some sneaky sneaky stuffs with Houston? Thanks!

hear those sirens? (quiet)

#lyrics from rebels - call me karizma #inchresting pairing! tbh finding another player who enjoys stealth in a random lobby online is like kiss on the lips love so i get it #this is a psa to get an ai teammate w/the quick ability. actual fucking gamechanger i can never go back to taking 10 secs to pick a lock #payday 2 #payday 2dles #idk whats wrong w/me im in a slump for 3 weeks then i bang out a halfbody sketch just eyeballing the lineart for like 2 hrs #on a completely unrelated note i remembered i fucking love women oh my god oh my godddd oh my ggod