#llama talks

[llamagirl28]

So what with the move and flurry of it all I decided to take a break from writing in the second half of September. When I wanted to relax, I instead played Baldur's Gate 3 which I'm obsessed with!!!

Anyway, I'm back to working on The Bastard of Camelot now and I open a passage to be greeted with Raphael and my brain short-circuits for a moment. I forgot it's Elaine's dad and I'm just like The Devil???

#I swear he's everywhere in bg3 #Anyway back to writing #llama talks #the bastard of camelot

[rain-anonymous]

Barry B. Benson is trans.

#bee movie #llama talks

[llamagal21]

Y O U

*GASP*

✨Me!!✨

#llama talks #answered asks #my asks

[talkingllama]

to brie or not to brie

that's the queso~

#llama talks #i said what i said #cheese

[awooga-llama]

I have the urge to write but~

I don't know what to write about °¬°

#awooga talks #llama talks #fanfic writers #writer problems

[maxoncodes]

What is Llama AI?

Artificial Intelligence (AI) has been a buzzword in tech for some time now, but new advances in machine learning and natural language processing (NLP) are taking the concept to a whole new level. Enter Llama AI - a cutting-edge technology that is changing the way businesses think about AI. Llama AI is a game-changer in the world of AI, and is rapidly gaining popularity among businesses and organizations. In this article, we'll take a deep dive into what Llama AI is, how it works, and how it is being used in real-world applications. We'll also explore the advantages and limitations of Llama AI, as well as its future potential. Read More >>

#llama talks #chatgpt #technology #artificial intelligence #character ai

[the-cowgirl-princess]

Llama llama

#western #country #llammas #llamas with hats #llama talks #llamalover #drama llama

[llamagoddessofficial]

How would Farmer Sans handle hearing that MC was sick? Maybe they usually meet up a certain time while managing their morning chores and they’re just.. not there, only for him to later find that they’re bedridden

"hey, pumpkin."

The sound of Sans' voice, regardless of how soft it was, made you panic.

You sat bolt upright from your spot curled into the couch, jolting out of your strange fever dream. A cooling pack fell off your head, and a blanket you didn’t remember grabbing slipped from your shoulders to your lap.

Immediately, you could tell that you weren’t on your home couch. You didn’t recognise the blanket someone had tucked you under. You weren’t cold, you couldn’t smell the usual mix of dust and gradually fading damp - in fact, there were many wonderful scents mingling in the warm air, soup and tea and a sweet bread aroma that made your stomach rumble. 

It certainly wasn’t where you expected to wake up, after you fell asleep in front of the dodgy TV once the painkillers finally kicked in. This was someone else’s couch. And after a few bleary moments, you recognised it all. 

... It was Sans’ couch. You were in his house.

You looked up a little to see the man himself, as handsome as ever, leaning over the back of the sofa and looking at you. A gentle flicker of relief passed over his face. 

“rise and shine,” he said, voice as warm as the room. “how’re you feelin’?”

Huh? 

...

Your eyes widened. "S-Sans!?"

Bad decision. At such a sudden vocalisation, your body decided that was the perfect moment to send you into a horrendous coughing fit that made the inside of your throat feel like someone had gone at it with sandpaper.

Sans just put a big gentle hand on your back, letting you work through it, quiet as you hacked your lungs up.

Eventually the coughing eased off; once you had control of your body again, you turned your gaze back to him.

"Y-you...” Your cheeks were starting to burn. “why am I...?"

“you weren’t answerin’ the phone. i got worried.” As he spoke, you kept messing with your shirt, nervously pulling it down over yourself. “came to check on you, an’ you were totally out of it, could barely answer me. i had to go work, but figured i should bring you somewhere me an’ pap can keep an eye on you.”

... Oh no. You put your hands over your face, slowly getting quieter and quieter as the situation dawned on you. “Y-you really didn’t need to...”

“course we did. ain’t safe for you to be so sick all on yer own.”

This was a nightmare. Now, on top of being sick, you were absolutely mortified at Sans seeing you in this state. Tired, achy, sweaty... you were dressed in a stained old shirt and pyjama pants, visibly unshowered and pretty much as ungroomed as one could get. You distinctly remembered throwing stuff on your floor before you fell asleep, too weak to get up and go put it in the garbage - empty blister packs and used, crumpled tissues. Did he see all your dirty trash when he came to find you?

You wanted to melt into the couch. He had seen you delirious and ill, at your absolute greasiest and grossest. Stars, what did he think of you now?

“I-I’ve been out for hours?” you asked.

“mhm.”

Your whole world was coming down around your ears. Why couldn’t Sans have just let you die at home, where no one would see your shame?

“you didn't tell me you were sick,” he said, so quietly you almost didn’t hear. There was a strangely... sullen edge to his tone? 

Your face was on fire. You had already intruded so much on him and his brother’s kindness over the last few weeks. Sans had repaired your stove and water pipes, bought you fresh food from the farm, helped fix a leak in the roof, not to mention when you asked him to stay the night like you were a frightened baby. Now here you were; being sick and disgusting right in the middle of his house. 

Before he could say anything else, you pushed the blanket off you, swinging your legs over the side of the couch and scrambling to your feet.

“I-I should get home,” you said, hoarse.

Immediately, Sans’ brows raised. You didn't look at him for long, walking unsteadily and trying your best to concentrate on not tipping over.

“I’m so sorry to intrude. I’ll just-”

... Your feet went out from underneath you. 

You squeaked, loudly - but Sans didn’t care, he scooped you up like you didn’t weigh a thing. To him, you probably didn’t weigh a thing. You could feel his massive strength through his clothes, and you immediately knew that if he wanted to, he could’ve thrown you straight into the air like a child.

You couldn’t tell if it was the height that was dizzying, how close your face was to his, or if you were just way weaker right now than you realised. But immediately your hands balled in his shirt.

"... easy," he murmured, one arm under your thighs. "i don't bite."

... Your face filled with so much heat it felt as if the tips of your ears were going to set alight. You tried to say something, but when you opened your mouth, literally nothing came out. Not a sound. All you could do was hold on to his shoulders.

Sans’ voice became normal again, jokingly stern. “sorry. not goin’ anywhere on my watch, pet. you need to rest. look at you - yer burnin' up.”

Your whole body had tensed up. But not out of fear. You just stared into his eyelights.

He very gently sat you back down onto the couch, putting the cold pack into your hands. “you stay right there, ok? i’ll getcha some soup. it should be ready by now.”

"O-ok," you helplessly replied.

Sans moved away, disappearing into the kitchen.

...

There wasn't much else you could do, but lay down and put the cooling pack back on your head... trying to figure out how to make your heart slow down.

#llama writes #sans: [uses his 'talking to a scared horse' voice] #mc: Why the fuck am I into this??? WHY AM I INTO THIS?? #also hes upset because he wants to look after her and he doesnt like that she didn't tell him earlier #he likes caring for you. how could you deny him the opportunity #do you HATE HIM???

[insightfulllama]

//generation loss spoilers

Y'all wanna know what's really messing me up right now? If everything, even the glitches, was planned from the start?

That means Showfall gave Sneeg the ability to see exactly what was happening, let him get out of there for a moment and run and THINK he had a chance of escaping, only to drag him back and brainwash him AGAIN, just for the benefit of the audience. They chose to let him taste freedom just so they could rip it away again.

I'm so sick and twisted about this man, I am not ok

#generation loss spoilers #genloss spoilers #generation loss #the llama talks #generation loss finale

[hedgehog-moss]

Today was Baby Poldine’s first day of school ! The idea for now is just to get her used to being in a narrow enclosed area without getting stressed, and pet her everywhere while she’s in there to desensitise her (especially her head & legs), so she can start wearing a halter next month.

People who were here in 2019 might remember that this simple gentle curriculum didn’t work very well with Baby Pampe. No amount of nothing happening while stuck in a small enclosed area ever made Pampe accept the concept of small enclosed area. It just made her more determined to escape. One of my posts about this ended with:

This didn’t make me worry too much about Poldine’s education, because by now I’ve accepted that you can’t use Pampérigouste as an indication of how llamas in general behave. Getting Poldine to enter the chute was incredibly easy in comparison to her mum! She saw that her hay net was here and trustingly went up to it—while Pampe was standing outside the corral like

Shhhh.

Poldine was quite stressed in the beginning, her little legs were shaking and she folded herself up like a caterpillar trying to find an exit—

—but at no point did it occur to her to jump over any fences, because that’s wrong. Once she stopped squirming I gave her a treat and then petted her for a bit. She was very tense, poor thing, and making anxious little hums.

It’s raining and you’re soggy and smell like wet goat. This isn’t fun for either of us.

She was clearly wondering what horrible thing was about to happen to her, and then I opened the chute and let her back up and out of it and she was looking around like “That’s it...?” She even got distracted from her initial project to get the hell away from here, when she realised her breakfast was still there. (Baby Pampe never would have let food distract her from freedom.)

To congratulate her for remaining in the corral a couple more minutes than she strictly had to, she got an extra clementine peel that was meant for Pirlouit.

Still, she ran to her mum as soon as she was out of the corral and tried to nurse for comfort. The chute was a little bit scary. (And Pampe was like no, we’ve got hay right here, are you kidding me.)

Pampoldine took the rebuff philosophically. She didn’t look very traumatised by llama school, unlike Pampe who was extra annoying and elopey on days when she had to spend 5 min in the chute. Baby Poldine looked almost proud of herself !

Also unlike Pampe who sulked and avoided me for a while after every lesson, Poldine followed me when I went to give my last clementine peeling to Pirlouit, and tried to argue that she was more deserving of it.

And finally, when I looked back on my way home I saw that all the animals were outside the corral finishing the hay, except Poldine who had gone back inside all by herself and was curiously examining the chute she was stuck in 10 min before, like “what was that about”

So, a very positive first lesson! Poldine was such a good girl, and the drastic contrast with 2019 is another confirmation of what all of us already suspected (Pampe is Pampe.)

#crawling along #then again pampe becomes a model llama when she has an opportunity to gaslight me in front of strangers so it's okay #like when the shearer came and was like ''but what were you talking about this is the most cooperative llama in the world'' #me: :l #(this post is dedicated to the anon who said poldine was their favourite along with pandolf because they're both sweethearts! #i'm happy to say she lived up to your expectations today)

[llamagirl28]

TRICK OR TREAT!

LLAMA

#llama talks

[rain-anonymous]

Hozier concert. The number of WLW present was immense and awe-inspiring. 10/10

#we got adopted by two women standing in front of us with sick tattoos and a cool mushroom skirt #llama talks

[llamagal21]

A little late but wanted to share this with you guys anyway! Go check it out!!

(Not my original Twitter post btw)

https://mobile.twitter.com/FoxieSkullzArtz/status/1533530022442573824

#llama says #llama talks #gravity falls #gravity falls 10th anniversary #gravity falls 10 years later

[talkingllama]

Love it when humans activate the Protect ability whenever they see something cute

#protect but also squish #llama talks

[awooga-llama]

I might post something this week, but there's a very large chance I won't

#llama talks

[themainchronicles]

I’ve never been more embarrassed than the time i asked my friend in school if he knows what Charlie the Unicorn is, he said he had no idea what i was talking about, and then my chemistry teacher was like ‘woah erin thats really old school, thats from MY time’

What do i even do with myself after that

#and then i looked it up #and charlie the unicorn is OLDER THAN THE FRIEND I WAS TALKING TO #this happened like a week ago btw #charlie the unicorn #old youtube #i can just imagine my chem teacher at my age binging charlie the unicorn #thats terrifying #youtube series #llamas with hats #same vibes