love how tallulah gets the gentle, "good morning tallulah :3 how are you :D" and chayanne gets his dad playing a goat horn and screaming while the most intense battle music plays at full volume at the foot of his bed
Thought up a few interesting things for the Squid Memes AU
1- Desti was an Elite Octoling back during Splatoon 1, and she and her squad (the three other Octolings that would go on to become the Octoposse) were among those who defected after the battle. Though interestingly, she didn't actually hear Calamari Inkantation like the other defectors, seeing as she was recovering from injuries she sustained fighting Agent 3 and thus wasn't present for the battle/concert. She just found out that her teammates were running away and was like "not without me you're not."
She's fully aware that Paige is Agent 3 (once she finally runs into them on the surface at least) and thinks it's honestly kind of funny that the so-called "Scourge of the Domes" was a freaking kid when they tore through the place, and that of all the people she could've gotten into a rivalry with it of course just had to be 3's big sister. She doesn't tell Meggy both because she's not about to out the kid like that and because it amuses her a little that Meggy doesn't know.
2- Axol and Pearl have been friends since they were kids, partly because I figure it would make sense if the tiny angry rich girl who sings too loud and the otaku who figured out fucking magitech and built a pen that could bring his drawings to life because he was lonely got lumped in together as the Weird kids nobody likes. Plus Marina canonically reads manga so even if Pearl doesn't like anime stuff herself we know someone else liking it isn't a turnoff for her.
3- So for this one I'm also pulling from Spongebob Squarepants canon because I needed an explanation for Heavy Squid and all the other Squidwards we see.
Okay, so we've seen in a few episodes of Spongebob that there are a bunch of squids/octopi/whatever Squidward's meant to be that look almost exactly like him. Obviously there's Squilliam but there was also that town of Squidward lookalikes he moved to once. Well, in this that's because they're not Squids or Octopi, they're instead a fourth (yes, fourth. we count Salmonids in this house) type of Inkfish that I'm tentatively calling "Schnozlings." In terms of abilities they're sort of a halfway point between the playable Inkfish and Salmonids, where they can live underwater thanks to having the right kind of respiratory system and thick enough skin to not get splatted by the ink-eating microbes, while also having Swim forms (which unfortunately aren't microbe-resistant like their humanoid forms).
Their swim forms are round, with six tentacles that all look similar to the long tentacles of an Inkling's swim form, while their humanoid forms are...well...Squidward lookalikes. Complete with four "legs," no fingers, a long droopy nose (hence the name Schnozling) and in a few cases the ability to grow hair on their heads like a human. As a side-effect of their microbe-resistant thick skin, most of them don't have any way to display their ink color in humanoid form, while their Swim forms are color coded just like Inklings and Octolings.
(And yes this means I'll have to redesign Heavy Squid to look less like Heavy and more like Squidward. But still big and muscular because that's his Whole Thing.)
Just so everyone knows I started trying to drugs in the last two weeks & have completely failed to get high each time. Something might be wrong with me
having issues with men, the associations the instant distrust, which i dont like i dont want it i want things to be different, just all of it so much just the dynamic i have the relationship all of it the way the world is atleast online and having a younger brother. I wouldn't trade him for the world, I try and talk to him where I can and will continue to do so i adore him but i fear. i believe in him i want joy for him. I fear that his peers will feed him fckn brainrot and it scares me. not even just that he'll fall into that thinking that his fuckn upstanding that his unwillingness to follow ppl will hurt him. crazy shit at schools, like why tf r ppl dying kids young teens killing eaachother with knives? ??I don't want to loose him i don't want to see him loose who he is and the heart that he has i don't and i hope he rises above it all and will continue to. i feel like im stating what he has to be or smth but all i could ask for is his wellbeing, respect, humanity, that he treats himself well know what he deserves and has some sense of self, some gravity. I feel like shit sometimes for this aspect that i'm concerned that i just idk, i dont like the whole 'dont disappoint me' thing he owes nothing to me other than basic human decency and respect, hes a reason why i live but to i just that intrusive thought of there is no different the hell u think of is real about men to someone i hold so fckn dear to in a way show me their fckn fuckery its idk, like another? it'd hurt me, it'd hurt me bad.
i've never understood men or boys, amab, who go on about their connection or like protectiveness of their sisters of their mother but treat other women like shit like their familiars aren't women? you don't want to fuck them so its different? what is it like just whats the difference why does it have to pertain to you for you to care? do you care or do you see them as an extension? is it a personality trait for you? a 'lover boy' thing? a signal to women, women u imagine u want and is going to be 'ur woman' but u cant even like visualize them in a way that doesnt pertain to your sexual interests? a signal so people can say oh he loves his mother so hes good to go and prime? a 'mummys boy' ? are they not real women just because u dont feel that sort of way? talking about women that way with your friends? do i have to bring up the fact those same people could date your sister etc for you to care? those people could make the kids that surround your kids, your daughter. idk.
its like okay u want sex so u respect them less? did no one hear dont bite the hand that feeds you? what the fuck is going on. you cant fuck them so its all good? the demeaning-ness? lack of gravity, venom is just rapid, vapid
Cayde makes laboured breathing noises as he lays there, slowly bleeding out from the shot to his chest, coughing despite the lack of lungs. Perhaps it brings him a degree of comfort, coping like this as he heaves and tries to push himself up unsuccessfully.
That hit did some real damage to him. He probably can’t walk. And it’s not like he can just drag himself to safety, he’s a hundred floors down from anyone and everything down here is wrecked because of his own stunt anyway. Cayde gives a bitter laugh amongst his sputtering...he really is his own worst enemy, isn’t he?
One thought repeats in his mind: he’s going to die here.
He can’t. And it makes him feel pathetic -- Cayde has spent his whole life running, from responsibility, from love, from everything, and he presumes death would be different. He’ll accept it, embrace it even, like a true Hunter who isn’t scared of anything.
But he’s scared now. At least he’ll see Andal again.
Then footsteps. Uldren’s smug words echo in his mind, though he isn’t entirely sure if he’s hearing things or not, all Cayde feels is a hand on his chest. His optics are fuzzy.
“...Hey... How’s...how’s my hair?” The Exo’s voice is broken, distorted.
ok but why did all her daughter's friends meet up at her house just for her to drive then to the dad's house? why not have them all just meet at the dad's house?
Thinking about the time r/ao3 got recommended to me on my homepage and it was a post asking 'what do you do when you're surprised by incest in a fic because it wasn't tagged' (paraphrased) and I commented basically 'I leave, since I was SA'ed by my sister incest really upsets me which makes finding platonic fics for [list of fandoms] a bit difficult' and a mod deleted it then DM'ed me that my comment was 'too heavy' for the subreddit (on a post ABOUT INCEST) meanwhile the rest of the comments were full of people gushing over how hot incest is...
The blood on Clover's leg totally says Dio but they're reading it 016 it's 11037 all over again I hate it here
If I recall correctly they took a while to catch onto the 11037 thing right? I remember noticing it pretty quick and not being on the same page as the youtuber I first watched playing but I don't think that was them..? Either way. If they didn't figure it out quickly then they tried overcompensating for it ever since cause pretty sure they Were Correct in this instance but I'm also pretty sure they reference that so often in every other murder game that has a bloody number Anywhere that the most recent one must be from this year