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#literly going feral
sillylittlefemme · 2 years
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lesbians i am head over heels in love with lupe garcia im
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yentaly · 5 months
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Gonna go feral next time I hear someone bitch about how no one wants to work anymore. I AM LITERLY RIGHT HERE I AM WILLING TO DO EVEN THE MINIMUM WAGE JOB (WHILE IM STILL WAITING FOR MY DISABILITY IDENTIFICATION!!!) BUT THESE ASSHOLES DONT EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO SEND ME A NO ANSWER TO MY APPLICATION. I DON'T GET ANY RESPONSE.
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clairaworlds · 4 months
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I love hollow knight time travle fix it stories. (A lot of pre-infection family fics also work for thease tropes but this is mainly about the time travle ones lol)
Like, there's so meny diffrent ways they could go, but a lot of them have tropes that I just love. For example:
Stuff happens while one charecter is very focused on pretending they do not have the power to kill literly everyone in like 5 seconds flat.
Feral child is trying to kill God, everyone else is trying to invent a vaccine or something. Thease goals overlap.
Introducing my children: anxiety disorder, that feral thing, gremlin, and whoever else the author feels like adding.
Fuck pk, all my homies hate pk, and it's anthisis, pk is a parent and doing alright at it :).
We really need to adress That Pile Of Corpses (option a: the child pit, option b: cat boy's magical human experiment center)
The dichotomy of kids being adorable vs. oh wow that's a lot of death.
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cryptic-michael · 3 years
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More Milkman Luca.
The little kitten tends to chase after him on his morning and evening runs and are more than desprstnto get some sort of cream or milk.
Luca normaly has a little area for said kitten to stay in and things, but someone's he can't keep the kitten from following or trying to climb up his leg or somthing while giving and exchanging milk bottles.
The little kitten is a Calico kitten and is an inside outside cat. They like to stay inside at night and most of the time, but imedaitly jump whenever Luca wakes up for his daily routine to deliver milk.
He has to keep it away from certian things because yeast can hurt thier digestive system but he gives then cream sometimes but normaly tosses them bits of fish or meat when he's cooking.
The kitten is known to make loud meowing sounds and try and rest on his shoulder or try and get up to his head and perhaps.
He has to start buying lots of stuff to bathe and keep the kitten clean and flea free as well as take it to a vet and get it shots and all sorts of good things because people were complaining about him keeping a feral cat.
When he goes to work now the little litten is so clean its fur is so soft and it has the nicest little collar on them and still beg and whine for milk, but take up only sitting on the bicycle or in his truck during deliveries now.
Spoiled kitten gets more attention than Tommy and it makes him upset.
Thomas genuinely tries to take the kitten and gets caught taking it and Luca just thinks he wanted to hold them and show it to his son or somthing. "Careful now! They seem cute but can bite sometimes Mr. Shelby."
Literly everyone knows who Luca is becuse he is the only milkman with the weird charisma of a disney princess and hums or sings while working and has an animal companion, and also gives away sweets during the winter and summer.
Luca is not the person you call when your in jail for crimes and related to him, all he'll do is arrive and stare into your soul with a smile and say, "Well then you should have done a better job, I know you were taught better than this..." and pretend to be disappointed in them and just leave and tell someone else to come get them.
When big arguments or anything bad happens and it's a, "Call all Family" situation then he dose get roped into it, has to take off work, and put on a nice suit and sit through meetings and very full things that he just doesn't like.
He becomes the gonto baby sitter for meetings with family so that everyone can get work done and ideas planned without worrying about thier kids causing trouble or marching in suddenly, because Luca has a way with bribing the kids with sweets and playing games outside.
He ropes his brother into the more modest side of life, Angel is not a milkman like his brother but dose have a modest little restaurant that has nothing to do with mob like ties.
He helps him get into the more relationship setting of life, mostly telling him what would be nice for dates and things, and a few months later he's trying to date Lizzy.
Luca can't say to much, he has Thomas smitfennfor him and trying to get him inside and to give him, "Some special italian cream for my coffee." Which just went over Luca's head at first, and he started bringing homemade italian cream for Thomas, until it clicks and makes him red as a beet and flustered.
Luca getting asked how he seduced Thomas, him not knowing becuse all he did was hang around him as kids, and imedaitly make the Shelby family sweets and goods upone return from war, and centuries to make them small sweets on thier birthday that he drops off on his milk runs.
Arthur loves his random birthday sweets and getting to see Luca and the little kitren in the mornings or evenings, be gets to pet the cat and sometimes talk with Luca who promises a weekend trip to the Garrison.
The promice holds out and he's truely the only Changretta to stay close to them, and this happy in life.
He dose threaten them if they keep messing with Angel for trying to marry Lizzy. And while at first they don't think much of it, but then they slowly relize he still remembers his training that started when he was 8 and keep going until he was 22 and was already a milkman.
Arthur awkwardly jokes about Luca being a killer milkman which just earns him a stiff chuckle from the table.
The most wary thing said that night was, "I clean the milk bottles separately from everyone, and I pack the milk a lot and its leaned and in a very spicfic ordor everyday, it's not hard to find a poison that no one can trace, it's easy enough to make one, no worse than a simple bomb..." and everyone realized that Luca isn't jokeing when he said to leave Angel alone.
No one really wants to have anything to do with the Changretta's but contuie to make sure the family stays in line and dosen't fuck them over somehow. They imedaitly cute all times and perfectly ban a large majority of them from race tracks and other things but it dosent seem to bother them since Angel is safe still.
Luca is the clkstest tie they have to the italian mob, even with being a milkman he can still do things, and the Shelby's tend to call him if anything horrible goes down, if for advice if nothing else.
He treated Micheal kindly his first meeting, but when he comes back he practily poisons him severely to the point he's horribly ill, and the best part was he waited forever to drink his share of milk so when he did it made him really sick. They claimed it on, "Ptomaine poisoning" and leave it at that.
Grace evenchully gets work and things, but then sudden turn of events take place and Luca gets to lay on a big fancy bed and get railed into by Thomas, and somedays he's taken over the counter or kitchen table before hastily returning to work smelling a little to much like Thomas Shelby.
I made another, and I plan on making a short story on how he was still in the mob life off and on, but full time milkman, and cocky relative who's sweet.
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