#linda cartmen

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south park/glee AU thoughts

Eight year old Kurt grows up playing with Eric due to his dad’s friendship with Linda. Id imagine they do play somewhat well together because they both like tea parties.  Also Kurt in glee did murder mystery dinner parties and Eric comes up with fantasy/ superhero games in cannon. And I could see the two of them dressing up in Eric’s moms chlothing and doing little music videos of them singing to Britany spears or lady Gaga. 

But Eric is insane and has no empathy even in the first episodes of SP.  So i’d imagine he’s still pretty awful to Kurt. Eric would tear him down in public for being gay. 

 Kurt would put up with it for his dad’s sake. Also he feels kinship with Eric cause he suspects Eric also is gay (I hc Eric as bi). And they do get along mostly. Though Kurt is as annoyed as Kyle about the pro Nazi shit and isn’t afraid to tell Eric off.  Kurt also calls him Hamhock quite frequently. 

Eric both likes/ hates Kurt because even though he’s not as fierce as Kyle. (Kurt is way more of a pacifist and isn’t one to go to war, so he’s not as fun for Eric.) Eric can still wind him up a bit. 

Though Eric also hates Kurt because their both attention seeking divas who want to spotlight on them. So Kurt can be viewed as competition for Eric in some cases. Overall Eric see’s him as a sibling  since he wants Burt to be his dad. But its not in the normal sense because Eric ain’t normal. 

He also manipulates Kurt into giving him his toys since Kurt seems to come from a higher background and has nicer stuff. (His dad owns a car dealership). Eric is probly mostly friends with Kurt for the benefits. 

#glee #south park #au #burt hummel #linda cartmen #eric cartmen #Kurt Hummel

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I’m re watching South park and now I have  strange ideas about a South Park and Glee fusion AU universe. 

Ideas for the adults. 

I feel like Emma and Sue would fit in at south park elementary. 

Also Mr Macky could use an aid and Emma is good at her job and her OCD makes her very organized. she often takes over when Mr Mackey goes off the deep end which he frequently does. 

I’m not sure if Mr Shuester would be here, he’d be the most likely to die in the Rainforest Shainforest episode or something. 

Also  Emma vs Sue  would be more interesting. In the pilot  episode Emma actually challenged Sue first.   In the wake of Mr Shuester’s death a grief stricken Emma takes over the Glee club and strives to make it the best she can. Also has a bonus she can help the kids deal with some of their emotional issues. 

No sandy Rhyson! Mr Garrison is him but written better.  also Ken Tanaka is gone because he only existed for a love triangle that is no longer happening. 

I have the weird idea Sue and Chef have hooked up before and its a running gag. Chef: That women is crazy but when the loveing’s good!” 

Sheila Broflowsky of course wants to bring attention to Emma’s disorder. Goes over board but she’s the one who causes Emma to realize she has to confront her problem. 

Emma probly hangs out with the south park mom’s in general might give them advice they completely ignore. At first she’s very reluctant because messes ugh! But over time she starts to enjoy some stuff as long as its not too messy. 

 I think Sue and Jimbo would be friend honestly! both insane soilder types with a shit ton of trauma! she loathes Linda because, you can bet the women called Jene the R word at some point and in Sue’s mind Eric is everything wrong with the youth of America today. 

Burt Hummel hangs out with the other dads since Burt is a guys guy. But there’s a lot of tension due to his obviously gay son and Burt has criticized most of the other dads for their parenting styles. Scotch and Stuart Mcormick get it the worst. 

I think he’s close friends with Linda Cartmen because  their the only single parents in a small town. So they have this weird bond. Linda can get too needy though and Burt tends to set boundries. 

Oddly enough I also think Burt is cool with Big gay Al who helped him come to terms with Kurt wanting a pair of sensible heels. And  Mr Slave (i’m convinced Slave would share a beer or go on a hunting trip).  

Burt would not like Garrison though he can put up with the flirting not with whatever the hell he’s teaching his kid!  

Sheila would be close with Rachels two gay dads and be happy to have another Jewish couple in South Park. She’s invite them over for dinner a lot. 

#south park #glee