#like yes this is lucy she makes cute latte art and also can trap you in an alternate dimension she can make more powerful than herself

[note-boom]

Lowkey obsessed with the idea of Cafe Uzumaki being a hotbed for former ability user criminals. Like sure so far it's only Lucy who's decided to get a job in the cafe....

But it would be SO FUNNY to me if all the sorta-redeemed antagonists also just started ending up at the cafe if ONLY for the fact that if anything like Episode 30 happens again, the former murder-repressed ability users would just....grab their guns and go feral on the attackers.

#i would kill for sigma and tachihara to end up at uzumaki tbh #its definitely not likely but it would be funny #like yes this is lucy she makes cute latte art and also can trap you in an alternate dimension she can make more powerful than herself #thats sigma hes such a hard worker and can literally siphon you for information in exchange for a fun fact about himself #and tachihara is a pleasant coworker just ignore the way he's perfected metalbending to an art #and so on... #poe as a worker would have been funny but he was already a writer and is probably too socially anxious for it #also like....in any au... #instead of redeeming them and putting them in the ada just make them a cafe worker #sure thats not how irl employment works but its a fictional world where minors can be legally(?) employed #im sorry for rambling in the tags....no i wont stop putting 2/3 of my ideas in them anyway #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd musings #humor #spitting nonsense #this supports my agenda that lucy is actually the best and took the right course of action after defection #no more organizations so she became a barista