#like yall r rlly giving the 2009 energy in the year of our lord 2023

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broke: most links can not cook and need their gfs to do it for them. lame, perpetuates the idea men naturally r not good at cooking/its woman’s work, makes no sense as most links either live alone or travel a lot

bespoke: link is a master chef and none of his gfs can cook. most of his love interests r royalty WHY would they know how to cook, link would know basic skills bc most of them raise themselves including cooking sewing and basic first aid come on guys, its funny to imagine link is naturally good at the weirdest hobbies like motherfucker could take like 3 ingredients and make a feast only comparable to faerie food, link in botw/totk can make the most complex fucking meals hylains cant even comprehend w/ like no equipment ur saying ONLY his ass can?

this post was brought to u by the “im tired of the weird misogyny in lu fandom” brigade

#loz #link #i cna not belive we were shown link is a 5 star chef and yall choose to still belive like every link but him is a hopeless chef #tp!link oot!link albw!link loz!link ALL live alone #st!link ww!link mc!link all live w/ elderly gaurdians r u telling me LINK of all ppl woudlnt leanr how to cook to help out #there is an argument for sws link and fs link bc one lived at bascily a bording school and the other was a noble #but still like MAKE it make sense #rant #lu negative #the only places ive seen more mysongistic zelda takes than in lu fics unironcly regurgatating the mysogny of the comic #is on old fanficton dot net fics #like yall r rlly giving the 2009 energy in the year of our lord 2023