#like he's sooooooo competent as Batman and then Jim finally gets The Reveal and thinks 'oh okay so Brucie is just like. a front.

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Alfred and Gordon starting an Exasperated Brucie Wayne's Babysitters Club

They have a Facebook page.

#brucie wayne #like he's sooooooo competent as Batman and then Jim finally gets The Reveal and thinks 'oh okay so Brucie is just like. a front. #its all perfectly calculated.' but then NOPE turns out that when he's out of the cowl that YES it is an intentional front #but NO it is NOT calculated at ALL the man knows exactly When and Where to be Brucie but he grew up a BILLIONAIRE in SOCIALITE society #he has NO frame of reference for the HOW MUCH theres so much going OVERBOARD and Gordon is just like... oh... oh god... this is the man im #trusting with my city??? this is the BATMAN???!?!!!? #BRUCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU HAVE PATROL IN TWO HOURS. GET OFF THE CHANDELIER BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF. #'but im batman 😜' 'YEAH AND YOU BUSTED YOUR ASS ON A SKATEBOARD LAST WEEK. WHAT OF IT.' #and Alfreds just. just so happy hes not the only one trying to toddler leash this grown man back into acceptable levels of chaos