#like bro. everything is cringe

[vicsmusehub]

How tf you ass gonna be a guilty gear fan and be transphpbic at the same time???

#vic speaks his mind #outofmagic #like you're the embodiment of everything the game's narrative stands AGAINST?? #gamer bros are like the purest form of cringe.

[miami2k17]

realizing ur too old for some shit u used to look forward to all year as a kid is so crazy 😭 literally one foot in the grave at 25

#at the con rn first day of the weekend and im like #my ass is too old to be here rn i need to step away from the 14y/o narutos #not only is there a major disconnect but it's annoying even. everything here is cringey and irritating #i come here to shop in the vendor alley. that's it #so crazy when did i get so fucking old man. how'd i just grow up without realizing #this literally used to be bigger to me than christmas my ass was so excited for this ALL year and now im like. #literally dying of cringe the minute i step in the door i either got old as fuck and outgrew this shit #or successfully normal-fied myself. either way jesus christ bro

[jrueships]

the full social media showoff with the stats and everything sauce do you even have hobbies outside the daily hobble

#to his insta AND his twitter #naw if someone laugh cried emojid ME??? #in the good year 2023 ?!?!??? #thats IT #the AHHHHH H AAAAA stop he probably cackles like that irl #full on bully nasal crone and everything #he definitely points at people i know he does #but then he'll be the type to say some 'you got 3 fingers pointing right back at u #and 3 is more than 2 i know that because i know basic math unlike you #' if you point at him tho #bro beat justin with a superteam and hes acting like a fifth grader beating an adult who hasnt been in school for 900 years #we shoulda known this was coming a brat can only cringefail for so long #bratting and cringe failing goes hand in hand im afraid #brat and cringe #ying and yang #sauce can you be normal challenge FAILED

[vvanessaives]

i was tagged by @girlbosselrond @devilbrakers @uldwynsovs and @celticwoman to share my phone's lockscreen + last song i listened to + last image saved. thank you so much everyone ily!!

(lockscreen's art is by andy dixon + last image saved is from my best friend which loves wrestling and it reads "thinking that men invented wrestling to have that game of glances and that palpable homoerotic tension when the balls touch each other" jkfdfhk)

tagging whoever wants to do this!! :]

#tag games #graduated art history student has art as lockscreen...cringe. i hope you guys still think i'm hot 😔 djfjk #the idea for the wrestling pic comes from my brain i have to take the merit here bc i put the homoerotic in everything he likes #the fact that my phone's battery went from 87% to 86% for simply opening spotify....bro.

[deus-ex-mona]

watching people be blatantly wrong on main be l i k e

#*in which being wrong applies for anything and ✨everything✨ be it actual work stuff，opinions，ship opinions，or even tls #like the tls for a c e r t a i n cd that dropped 20 years ago a h e m— #like seriouslyyyyyy i looked up the eng tls for the lyrics of the songs from my favourite childhood album and they’re all??? machine tled??? #like br u h they came out 2 decades ago dont tell me no one was able to refine that tl in that time period </4 #it’s just!!! the way they tled the metaphors literally!!!! and!!!! augghhggghhghahshdhdxhhxhxx #and it’s still the first result when you google it and aaauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaa #yes it d e f i n i t e l y isn’t because there prolly isn’t a demand for accurate song tls for m a n d o p o p songs from 2 decades ago #(or so i try to convince myself s obs in machine tls) #s o i s a y 哎哟哎啀啀啀啀哎哟哎哟— #in other news i found out a few days ago that my bro told his gf that i 👀👀ed at the shelves of bl manga when we were on our trip and. well. #ig i’ve filled my cringe quota of the week. see you next week when i try to outcringe the rest of the world once again—

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#sometimes u just gotta have a cringe fail weekend. is what i tell myself bc i let the fact that i forgot to check my new #email completely obliterate me. also i haven't been sleeping enough. also just the normal thoughts in my head #by which i mean the part of my brain that demands consequences for inattention by means of suffering. devine punishment. #which is irrational and annoying but knowing that doesnt seem to help. so ive just been laying here in the hopes i come unspooled and start #to disintegrate. which is annoying bc ive got stuff to do #specifically bc i am supposed to b a TA this semester. which is what i figured but also feared #so. thats gonna b a lot. tho not as much as my old school bc they dont make TAs do literally everything here apparently #but. itll b a lot. and also i have to finish signing up for classes. bc i didnt do that back in April by my brain was melting. also i have #to keep doing my job and dealing with my data. ugh. well. being a TA isnt so bad. i do like to help ppl learn even if im not very good at it #like. i struggle with thr talking to ppl part. like the transition of ny thoughts to something thst makes sense #oh well. hope i end up teaching something im not too unqualified for. i could do soils. Ecology. uhhh. maybe intro bio but i never even took #university level biology. i just skipped upper level courses. that's probably it. anything else would b a lotta faking it #ugh. im tired. i should go to sleep at 9pm. thr sun hasbt even set and i should sleep #tomorrow i have to get my shit together. but also i wanna email my new professor like hey bro like what do u want me to do??? #like how do i start in this lab? when do we start talking. like just not to b pushy but whats thr procedure? #i like Structure but also its like weeks until the semester starts so we got time. im just a lil nuts #jesus. its gonna b an interesting semester. hopefully fun but uh it is sorta like taking a boat out when u can see big ominous clouds #like im sure ill b fine but also i might get dumped over into a watery grave. i just. i have a lot of papers to write #and its gonna b hard to b a student on top of that. partly bc what im gonna b doing now is almost completely unrelated #which is probably y ppl stick to the same track they stsrt on. that awkward moment when ppl ask u if ur gonna keep working with bi0crust #and ur like uhhhh no fuck that actually the work ive done in the past 4 years makes me hate myself✌️ #so we r back at square 1. well not 1 bc its sorta related but its a pretty big reset #itll b fine once things start. its just thr anticipation that kills me #unrelated

[six-of-cringe]

my friends slowly becoming disinterested in me the longer we've been out of school is gonna be my joker origin pretty soon here

#sorry ms. cringe sixofcrows isn't feeling very funny and silly #i'd hoped that if I kept sending Images in chats then they would not forget about me and they would Remember that i am fun #operating much like a baby's lack of object permanence #but it does not work anymore. I need new Tactics. #my brother is going to leave for college soon again and my mother is back to work so i will be Alone Job Searching once more #ooooogh alone all day. why don't they make time for me when i'd drop everything #i know i gotta make friends who live near me bc it's been a While since I've graduated but that means signing up for and going to events. #the group chat is like a little stage that i go up and embarrass myself on every day trying selfishly to obtain meager scraps of attention #i'm worse than a jester bc at least people react to the jester. the jester has a function!! #bro am i getting jealous of JESTERS???? UNWELL???? #anyway i hope they had fun hanging on new years with my other friend that i care about who friend dumped me like a year and a half ago. lol #not soc #delete later #the reason this is here is bc i can't vent to my friends about it (duh) and my mom will start suggesting Events and Hobbies. #i'll do events and hobbies. but THESE friends won't be there. :(

[deathsweetblossoms]

I am watching the Hating Game for the first time, and quite honestly, this is why Book Lovers shouldn’t be adapted. This is why Nothing needs to be adapted ever.

#it’s not awful per se but it’s … cringe #and the casting for MMC has me in an existential crisis #like ? ? of all the actors lol #and it’s just CRINGE BRO #some of the lines FEEL like an actor just saying lines #it doesn’t feel real #in the books everything is so personal and emotional and riveting because you’re imagining it a certain way #I haven’t even read hating game and now I probably won’t #there’s no chemistry #and the fun little situations like kissing in the elevator seem so forced and stupid #it’s more rushed in movies so the ILY actually made me laugh out loud #I NEVER laugh out loud over this stuff #I’m always IN IT #ok I’m IN FOR THE WHOLE ROMANTIC RIDE #but book to film romance doesn’t WORK #IT JUST DOESNT

[ace-mob-boss]

Just figured out why I used to be so cringey. My first Fandom was mainly Naruto on wattpad. Don't tell me yall ain't never seen that shit before man ☠️

Like I only have the app still to occasionally check notifs, whenever I get kne from before August 2021 I usually delete it. Any that are from 2019 are usually these crazy rants where I got worked up and I always apologize to mfa who see them 😭

#naruto #sasunaru #like bro #naruto being my first fandom was my online cringe phase #i wasnt even cringe irl #but on WATTPAD #everything was so out of pocket

[scoups4lyfe]

OOP 

It cuts back from the laughing and wholesome good feels to Daiji fighting Giff Juniors alone,,,,

What a shot 

Feels symbolic 

😱😱😱😱😱😱

Man I fkin KNEW Davy-Jones was going to send this thing after Daiji 

#davy jones and his emotional manipulation of Daiji is #filled me with rage #like srsly FVCKED bro #he’s all alone rn too #and DV-J is doing everything in his power to break him #🪦🪦🪦🪦🪦🔫 #my thougts #kamen rider revice #kronthescoup #revice #ikki why is ur demon so cringe #bath 36 #kr revice #watching revice #revice spoilers #daiji igarashi

[e1114]

How do you mourn the loss of someone who never died? They’re not gone forever, but you’re separated from them just the same.

It’s like, I hope I never see you again, but I can’t bear the thought of living the rest of my life away from you. Even if we do meet in the future, things will never be how they used to and it’ll hurt all over again when we go our separate ways. If I had known, if I had acted differently, if I had been better… maybe we wouldn’t have parted. But then it’s your fault for leaving when you promised you wouldn’t. I understand, though, and I could never hate you for it.

I still think of you when I hear someone talk about your interests, and I think of you when I see something on the internet that would’ve made you laugh. I think of you when I meet someone who shares your name. I think of you on Christmas and New Year’s and your birthday, and I think of you on days that have no significance at all. I often wonder how your day is going. I hope that one day, I’ll be able to ask you. I know I probably never will, but frankly, that sliver of hope—no matter how slim—makes my chest swell and ache more than it would if I knew for certain our paths would never cross again.

Anyway.

#I TRUST MY FRIENDS ON THIS SITE NOT TO SEND THIS TO HIM #I WILL HATE YOU FOR ETERNITY IF YOU DO #is it cringe to vaguepost about a breakup that happened months ago? #missing people is shitty bro #something something I hate the way I don’t hate you #I was the one who broke up with him too #so there’s even more guilt where that came from #I thought we could be friends #but he said it would hurt too much #if he saw me all the time #like I just wanna tell you how my day was #and I want you to tell me how your day was #and not live in radio silence for the rest of our lives #what if when I see you again we’re all grown up #and I don’t recognize you anymore #and you don’t recognize me #I know this is for the best though I’ve had my second chances #I was so busy trying to get you to like me that I pushed you away instead even though you already liked me #and you don’t deserve the emotional baggage that would come with having another go at things #I’m sorry for everything I did #and I’m even more sorry for the things I didn’t do but should’ve #I hope we won’t be strangers for the rest of our lives.

[slashersteve]

Just the fact that this guy says he wants to cater to his male audience and immediately makes an unfunny, unoriginal joke about domestic violence that every 13 year old boy playing call of duty online when they realize a girl is on the live chat has made 💀

#and the people saying omg you guys get so offended by everything it wasn’t even bad #no it was bad #worse because there was nothing to hold up the joke in the first place?? #like news flash dark humor is possible his joke was just shit 💀 #it literally sounded like misogynistic frat bro trying to fit in with the other misogynist frat bros #to get them to like him cause he craves their validation so bad #just cringe #bro craves unfunny white man validation so bad #guess we just giving comedy specials to anyone these days #stick to crowd work buddy #imagine being so mad you have a predominantly women fan base that you go as far to make these jokes that pander to men #just 💀💀💀

[dreamspring]

hm.

#i cant believe i forgot how much of a bmth stan i am…. i feel like i lost a part of my personality #truly a sign of a struggle year #y’all….. i love them so much like CRINGE ASIDE. no in fact. CRINGE INCLUDED. as part of the package they’re so everything to me #they literally DID change my life . i am a cliche and that’s ok #also there’s oli sykes in a crop top like bro wants to start a religion! !!!!!!!! there’s one right there!!!!!! #OK!!!!! #also everything they have ever made has emotional resonance with me. even the ones i don’t like #like since i was 14!!!!!!!! man i need to relisten to there is a hell and suicide season tonight. it would be healing #bmth #mossy posts #music

[qualityrain]

I like to think that owl is one of those people who like sending random memes to ana while ana has no idea what they mean cuz of child soldier training, owl would explain in detail about each and every one of them. Surprisingly, ana never got bored of it.

Also, Idt owl had any friends outside of his sister before he met ana. I mean, just look at him.

YOURE SO RIGHT

The untapped comedic potential of owl being like the only guy who knows the real world and not confined to just valkyrie school and honkai which means he knows MEMES. and how i think vine was popular in 2015(idk it still exists to me!!!!) so imagine explaining why road work ahead yeah i sure hope it does is funny. ok unrelated but i think he would use those shortform words too cos iirc in the enemy archives right in cn he says 1 and its translated into ok in english and i was trying to find out what it means because i do not know any chinese slang and i still dont know what it means and i fell into a rabbit hole of like cn number slang or smth like idk 995 is like help me because it sounds like 救救我 ANYWAY yeah owl also explains shortform words in detail 👍 if only he was still alive lmfao the slang nowadays r crazy what is idgafpilled in an okokokokcoded economy he wouldve been so insufferable

i actually think owl had friends LMFAO. I think hes naturally quiet but a good talker and its advantages to know people i think he doesn’t actively reach out to people but doesnt mind being talked too and probably gets included into groups also cos hes funny. hes not a popular kid he has a normal amount of popularity where hes not peoples first choice in a group but maybe like 6th choice yk. idt he was particularly close with anybody tho.

#none of this makes sense because its 12am and im gojng crazy #i call owl funny and by rhat i mean he says stupid shit kike why woukd u bring up zombies iN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION #i say friends in the context of like. school. because idk anywhere else man #idk how to say like owl does vibe like a pathetic wet animal that doesnt have friends #esp how he is w ws #but like i think. like to me. owls just like. a random guy. any guy on the street. #like he has friends a normal amount yk i think ana woukd be his like only close friend tho #like to me the way he acts in ws is like. everybody is literally dead his family his friends everybody in the community #like everybody he ever cared about like a little superficial amount is very dead #like hes very much alone i think he just doesnt care anymore #ok all rhis is subject ro change in mt head if i rhink abt it more when im sane and normal #but the “you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me” line? Yeah idk #shaking my head to fit that line to make sense to my brain #like idk i ignore like 60% of canon lore because i do not get love at first sight #idk its so 8:)/&!;&/!:&28: UH #i think its because he had to do everything himself depend on himself for other ppl when somebody does smth big for him hes like #Wow! Coolbeans! #bro ive been thinking abt rhis in my gp paper and its like mental block idk shit man #asks #putting a keep reading here because rhis is cringe and im Ashamed TM

[taywans]

please, why is alcibiades like this. first, he wanders into a private party all drunk, not even realizing socrates is there with his new bae... then when he finds out, he acts all jealous and airs out his his messy situationship he had w socrates like its something to be proud of??

man literally told the entire gc: "i crawled into his bed thirsting for it, but socrates said no because i'm too stupid for him. and i was too whipped to be mad at him fr because I AM DUMB its not like he's wrong. tbh.. socrates is kinda a chad for rejecting me and i respect him.

and then he has the gall to end his little rant by addressing agathon, socrates' new boo like, honey, don't get burned like i did. like alcibiades.... you got fucking family zoned dude, mad copium. the second hand embarrassment is so real, god just stfu and leave fam. have some self respect !

nb: also this entire chapter is called 'alcibiades tempts socrates' and i fucking laughed. exactly which part of him was tempted lmfaooo.

#like socrates literally told alci to shut up as a favor #but nooooo #he really just... kept going :/// #mad cringe bro #socrates #the symposium #this is fucking hilarious to me i have the popcorn out and everything #literature #greek literature #philosophy #kind of LMAO

[noctude]

this idea has been in my brain for over 2 months and I finally had time to make it. is this too earnestly cringe to upload? i am beyond the capacity to care. enjoy

now on youtube!

[link to drive folder w/ downloads including instrumental]

Everything was chill back in Hermitcraft 6 (lying)

Then Grian got up to his usual tricks 

The name of the game is kill or be killed

No swords no bows no PVP skills

First Rendog found his inner fish

But he couldn’t stick the landing and his bones went squish

Stress flew through the dares with talent and grace

But she didn’t catch the totem and she fell on her face

Then Ren came back with a sinister vice

Tricked X with a race and blew him up twice

Looks like steel beams can’t be melted by slime

‘Cause Jevin didn’t see Mumbo’s tower in time

Stress set a trap at the shopping district

And dropped Scar right into a pufferfish pit

Cub’s stunt got stuck and X felt robbed

So he got a skeleton to finish the job

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Players, mobs, and explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

Tango and Impulse were shopping at the mall

But the store detonated and it killed them all

Grian had a no-good-very-bad-day 

And when he made it back home he got blown away

Then False broke a block and before she could speak

A giant underground explosion sent her into next week 

Cleo signed up for a warehouse tour

But she didn’t read the waiver and she fell through the floor

And TinFoilChef went laughing to the grave

Then without another word went back into his caves

Tango’s game was a race against the clock

And Keralis threw an egg at the most explosive block  

Now revenge is a dish that’s best served cold 

But Bdubs got it boiling as Cleo foretold

And when Joe got the rug pulled from under his feet

He tried to play it cool but he couldn’t take the heat 

This is the Hermitcraft showdown of Hermitcraft destiny

It’s 90% explosions as far as the eye can see

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown….

In another dimension

With danger abound

Mumbo threw his ender-pearl

But missed solid ground

And Doc had played smart

But Grian played mean

He was dead on arrival,

The trap unforeseen

Then one player remained,

One Dragon Head left-

For the ride of his life, 

Iskall auctioned his death

He beat Joe Hills And ZombieCle-o

And every other member of the Dragon Bros:

FalseSymmetry and BDoubleO

And Grian and Mumbo Jumbolio 

Also Rendog, Jevin, TangoTek and Cubfan, 

Stress, Scar, and X just couldn’t beat the Iskallman

TinFoilChef or ImpulseSV

Doc can rock with blocks but can’t flee

So Grian and Impulse forged a team

And together they built a death machine

With a narrative arc from beginning to end

And a wild surprise around every bend

When the show and the ride were finally done

Our champion knew that his course had run

All that remains from the end of this fight 

Is a piece of bloodstained diorite 

This is the hermitcraft showdown of hermitcraft destiny

Just way too many explosions - where do they get all that TNT???

And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be

This is the Hermitcraft showdown

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown  

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

This is the Hermitcraft showdown 

(this is the Hermitcraft showdown)

Of Hermitcraft destiny

#my music #hermitcraft #hc s6 #hermitcraft demise #mcyt