#lexy dekoenig

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Eric: From now on we’ll be using code names. You can refer to me as Eagle 1.

Eric: Woodsley is ‘been there, done that’

Eric: Mark is ‘currently doing that’

Eric: Peregrine is ‘if I had to pick a girl’

Eric: John Francis is ‘I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it’

Eric: Lexy is ‘it happened once in a dream’

Eric: And Brett, you are ‘Eagle 2’.

Brett: Oh thank God.

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[whats-a-terrarium]

“Come and find me.”

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[incorrect-instrangewoods]

Lexy, over the store intercom: Would a Mr. Howland please come to the front desk?

Howl: What do you want?

Lexy: *gestures to Eric and Woodsley*

Woodsley: Heyyy Howl

Eric: We got lost :(

Howl: I didn't even bring you two with me?

#lexy dekoenig #peter howland #eric miller #woodsley o’connor #in strange woods #isw #incorrect quotes

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Eric: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Lexy: Rude.

Woodsley: That’s fair.

Howl: Not again.

Peregrine: Are you going to want this back?

John Francis: ...Calling an ambulance--

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[incorrect-instrangewoods]

Peregrine: This date is boring.

Lexy: This isn’t a date, I’m going to the store.

Peregrine: Then why did you invite me?

Lexy: I didn’t. I specifically told you not to come with me and you said “fuck you Lexy, I do what I want.”

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[incorrect-instrangewoods]

Lexy: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?

John Francis: It's kind of complicated, but Peregrine—

Lexy: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Lexy: Cause like, I’m obviously the smartest and most responsible person in this group.

Brett: …Are you stuck in that vending machine?

Lexy: I paid for my Rolos, I’m getting my Rolos.

#Lexy and Peregrine both think they have the brain cell #the brain cell belongs to JF #in strange woods #incorrect quotes #isw #lexy dekoenig #brett ryback

[incorrect-instrangewoods]

Eric: C'mon, Lexy can't be good at everything. Who knows, maybe she's... I don't know, a terrible kisser or something.

Peregrine: No, she's good at that too.

Eric: What?

Peregrine: What?

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[incorrect-instrangewoods]

*Survivalist group chat* Woodsley: I’m gau.

Eric: What?

Woodsley: Gag.

John Francis: Try again?

Woodsley: Gab!

Peregrine: Are you okay?

Woodsley: I’m gar!

Lexy: Come on, you can do it.

Woodsley: Gak!!

Eric: It’s okay, take your time.

Woodsley: BOYS!!

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[incorrect-instrangewoods]

Woodsley: Eric’s late again.

John Francis: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was 11.

Peregrine: I told him we were meeting at 9 instead of 12.

Lexy: I set his clock to PM instead of AM.

Howl: You all may have overdone it.

Eric, running into the cottage: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

#eric miller #john francis van calcar #peregrine wells #lexy dekoenig #woodsley o'connor #peter howland #incorrect quotes #in strange woods

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Lexy: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

Woodsley, drinking his toast: Why?

#lexy dekoenig #woodsley o'connor #in strange woods #isw #incorrect quotes

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Lexy: You passed out. Do you remember anything?

John Francis: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Lexy: That wasn't an ambulance. I drove you here.

John Francis: But I heard a siren.

Lexy: That was Woodsley.

Woodsley: I was WORRIED!

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[incorrect-instrangewoods]

Howl: You can't tell anyone.

Peregrine: Well... I already told Lexy.

Lexy: And I told John Francis.

John Francis: I told Eric.

Eric: And I told many, many people.

#peter howland #peregrine wells #lexy dekoenig #john francis van calcar #eric miller #in strange woods #isw #incorrect quotes

[incorrect-instrangewoods]

Woodsley: Dude, why are you naked?

John Francis: I uh, don't have any clothes.

Woodsley: *opens closet* Sure you do. Look, you've got shirts, pants, jackets-- oh, hey Lexy-- socks, shoes...

#john francis/lexy #john francis van calcar #lexy dekoenig #woodsley o'connor #isw #in strange woods #incorrect quotes

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Peregrine: I hate when Lexy says, "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation...

#peregrine wells #lexy dekoenig #in strange woods #incorrect quotes #isw #peregrine/lexy

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Lexy: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.

Peregrine: His name was Jared, he was 19.

John Francis: When his parents built a very strange machine.

Eric: Watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen.

Woodsley, under his breath: Ayy Macarena.

#incorrect quotes #in strange woods #ISW #lexy dekoenig #peregrine wells #john francis van calcar #eric miller #woodsley o’connor