#let’s pray Paula doesn’t throw that many fits when she reaches her teenage years

[shotgun-cake]

Be careful with that butter knife

Prompt Fill #10

Masterpost of all the ficlets 🍰

Ask Meme: Write a sentence of a story for me and I will give you the next five.

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“Be careful with that butter knife.”

“It's alright Mama, I did really good at knife practice”, Paula explains, slowly putting it down next to her plate, “and I have great aim too, even with the big sharp ones, Tío Andrés said I'm a natural.”

She's happy to see both of her uncles smiling at her, but Sergio chokes on his water a little.

“Andrés, she's eleven years old!”

“And she has the skills to take down someone twice her size, hermanito, aren't you proud?”

“Paulita, dear”, Tío Martín chimes in, “why don't you tell your parents how fast you can reassemble a gun?”

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#Chaos Uncles please and thank you #they also babysit Cincinnati sometimes #he can’t form full sentences yet but he knows how to pickpocket like a pro #Paula aced her knife throwing lessons as well as gun safety #but she still needs practice on hand to hand combat #Tío Martín’s go-to advice to ‘‘just aim for the nuts’’ was not well received by Tío Andrés #who insists she needs to know all the major arteries and vulnerable points of the human body #just in case #let’s pray Paula doesn’t throw that many fits when she reaches her teenage years #because by the age of fourteen she can probably take Sergio in a fight #not her mama though #but that’s because Raquel demands detailed reports of everything Andrés and Martín have teached her daughter #she knows she can’t stop them but at least she insists on staying in the loop #shotgun's prompts ✏️ #ficlets #berlermo #lcdp #i got an ask! #anon #thanks for the prompt! ✨ #mine #writing shotgun